/got/ general

Post Dornish girls!

>>83979346
i think im gonna go jerk off to Melly's nude scenes

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>>83979346
As the new season arrives, will /got/ go on to pubs to watch GoT and cheer for Jon and Daenerys?

Euron king

>>83979396
>cheering for the 2 of the worst characters of all time

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who was in the wrong here ?

>>83979705
Tyrion.

He should have spared Tywin for the sake of his house.

>>83979385
>he gaps to granny porn

Gross. Not even /d/ goes that far.

>>83979752
>Tyrion
>giving a shit about his house

Show is shit

/freefolk/ general

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Who should have played Arianne Martell?

Bran

Press F for twow

>>83979346
Excellent edition, OP!

>>83979396
I can't believe it's been three years and the silly hair die fad is still going strong. I don't remember it lasting this long last time.

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

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>>83979371
Sorry I don't have pics of the other two sand snakes, they were brutally murdered by Euron Greyjoy.

>>83979705
If you're trying to be objective about it, we're missing some information to answer that I think.

First, we'd have to know what were Tyrion plans if Tywin didn't say "whore".

Tyrion tells Tywin he'll kill him if he says whore one more time... But what if he doesn't? Would Tyrion kill him anyway?

If no... Then Tyrion is cleary in the wrong, he's just some butthurt autist who killed his father for calling a whore a whore.

If the answer is yes... Then it's hard to say. If Tywin believes Tyrion is innocent but wanted to get him executed anyway then Tywin was in the wrong, but we can't know if Tywin thought that, and Tyrion can't either. So we kinda have incomplete information here.

And if Tywin genuinely thought Tyrion was guilty, then you can't blame him for wanting to get him executed, but you can't really blame Tyrion either for wanting to kill the man who sentenced him (an innocent) to death. It's kind of a situation when no one's right or wrong. Shit just happened.

>>83979705
Tywin

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>>83980362
Based Euron

>>83979346
Who owns the dreadfort now? Why does Dnd not answer any of these loose ends?

>>83980726
Domeric

>>83980726
Arya will get it.

>>83980831
>Domeric

He's dead m8.

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How would you rank these houses?

>Tyrell
>Arryn
>Stark
>Martell
>Lannister

>>83979705
Tywin & Tyrion, the unstoppable duo they could have been.

>>83980985
whatever ranking gives me best odds at ending the night with my dick between these melons

She's most likely a showfag pleb, so Stark Lannister (for Tyrion) Martell (for Oberyn) Tyrell Arryn (House What?)

>>83980985
Below Baratheons.

>>83981371
Why?

>weak house
>poor lands
>small armies
>youngest great house

What's so good about the Baratheons?

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hey /got/ rate my fanart

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>>83975737
Thanks anon

>>83981404
Cool characters, interesting history, fanbase isn't irredeemably canerous.

>>83981723
>baratheon
>non-cancerous fanbase
ummm sweetie?

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>>83979371

>>83981774
Dornish poo in loos

>>83979973
>>83981774

>>83981796
bruh I'd peek on her pajeet and shit on her street for a chance with that

>>83981801
>>83981796

>>83981753
>sweetie
Away with you sansafag.
In all seriousness, they're not that bad despite the autism. At the very least because there aren't that many of them. And I'm specifically talking about Baratheonfags, not Stannisfags. Kind of like how Tyrionfags aren't necessarily Lannisterfags.

Question
So why was Bran&pals not in s5 at all? Contract dispute? Were their roles in Book 5 so minuscule they just cut them?

>>83981831
post baratheon pics if they're so great

>>83981857

They only had three chapters in Dance, all great though.

>>83981857
They didn't know what to do with them. Which hasn't really changed in S6, but what can you do.

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>>83981886
K'

>>83981857
s5 does not correlate with book 5 that much, more book 4 + a lot of OC
bran had no chapters in book 4
Also the general audience don't care about them that much and bran is basically just snuh's parent detector so they didn't need him for that season

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>>83981939

>Mfw Lyanna gave birth to Ramsey, not Jon and Ned dropped him off at Roose's

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>>83982002
I miss Bobby B.

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>>83981956
>bran had no chapters in book 4
Thank fucking god, bran chapters are so fucking boring

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>>83982127

>>83982162
Your knee-jerk triggered reaction to anyone mentioning bran is always amusing

Bran

>>83982211
the fuck you talking about branfag ?
fuck bran and fuck you cripple loving pedofaggot

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>>83982201
Name another castle that cucked two gods, I'll wait.

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She would have been a perfect queen for Westeros.

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>>83982127
Based Stannis Baratheon the one true king of Westeros.

>>83982162
Eh, there wasn't much there in ASoS but I think it picked up nicely in ADwD, with treepedo and all

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>>83982127
A part of me really thought the show might get on track with bookStannis when he got to the Wall.

>>83982269
but she's a mutant

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Who /Targaryen/ here?

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>>83982344
The DUBS has spoken according to DUBS.

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>>83982265
I wish I had a larger version of this one, it looks cool as fuck.

>>83982243
Bran

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>>83982344
Be nice about our rightful queen.

>>83982484
but look at her face

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>>83982401
Is there anything more satisfying than knowing Robert killed Rhaegar?

>>83982537
The ASoS epilogue

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>>83982537
What was Rhaegar thinking?

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The Game of Thrones Podcast is back with our 3rd episode. This time we'll be discussing the new Season 7 Trailer. Carmine and Preston tackle some interesting things about the new footage as well as taking some questions. For any questions or voicemail please message Carmine on his Facebook page.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOSSPTywvUU

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>>83982576
She still counts. Baratheon in spirit before she was in name. Ready and willing to bathe in dragonfire before submitting.

>>83982537
yes. that robert killed rhaegar because he was gay and obsessed with ned.

>>83982716
Rhaegar was gay and obsessed with Ned? Is that why he stole Lyanna and raped her?

>>83982716
all three baratheon brothers were gay

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>>83982716
Speaking of which it's a shame that there isn't any decent Renly art. He was a shit human being and even worse brother. But I feel people don't give him enough credit for his political shrewdness. Hell, he even tricked plenty of readers into thinking he wasn't an utter piece of shit. That's pretty impressive. Besides his death scene is just begging to be made into a spooky painting.

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>>83982388
there are already black people why do they have to change things around?

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*blocks your path*

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>>83982269
damn that is a painful pic to see

>>83982484
>swn breastfeed you

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>>83982851
I'm off to bed. Later /got/.

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>>83982851
yeah there's not much renly

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>>83982926
>black people are all thieves, pirates, or incompetent guards

what did D&D mean by this?

>>83983412
do NOT mock the Tyrells

>>83983468
We can do that unless you can find a good rhyme like DON'T BULLY TULLY

This is law.

>>83983529
>good rhyme
>DON'T BULLY TULLY
bait?

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>>83982265
that's an interesting interpretation of storm's end

>>83980555
tyrion deserves execution for being such a shitty hand

>>83982638
i won't watch your video preston
fuck off!

>>83982638
>80 minutes to analyze a 1 minute meme trailer
I like Preston, but pass.

>>83979346
http://www.ign.com/articles/2017/06/16/game-of-thrones-jon-snows-real-name-may-have-been-revealed

wow that's some news!
is it Noonecares Fuckoffjontard?

>>83983550
He has been posting it for months I really think he believes Tully and Bully rhyme. I don't think he has seen the show. That would explain why he doesn't hate the Tullys.

>>83985537
i post no bully tully occasionally as well but I don't pretend it rhymes

>>83979346
she's so beautiful. i love melly.

>>83979346
Where is the guy who used to say he knew Clarice since she was young?

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What does /got/ think of Dornishmen?

>>83985874
why are you trying to summon that autist from his basement?

>illiterate media blaming isaac for jon's name being ""leaked"" even though isaac never mentioned anything about him in his quote

Modern day isaac hempstead wright did NOTHING wrong

>>83985197
You seem lost
Www.reddit.com/r/freecirclejerkfolk

For all your Jontard circlejerk needs.

>>83985197
Yay

>>83986205
>be a GOT cast member
>be openly annoyed by always having to talk about jon all the fucking time
>give an interview where you're talking about your own character and jon's name is never mentioned
>journalist takes your most vague quote and then spins it to be all about jon anyway, then makes up some shitstirring click bait bullshit
>actor gets blamed for spoiling info about jon
>lifeisuffering.png

Why did D&D cut the most recent Targaryen to have Jon's real name?

>>83986519
Who cares?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8H3_FWA9yI

was it kino?

>>83985893
they look fierce, surely they would obliterate a cripple fighting with his bad hand

oh wait

so any new news on the new book?

>>83986790
published tomorrow! get your copy fast, /got/ will spoil everything.

>>83987475
>she let sandra boltonister touch her

>>83987475
hnnnggg

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>>83987724
Was season 2 her prime?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucnla0XTPyM

Why is Stannis such a boss lads?

>>83979705
Tyrion put Cersei in charge of the realm for the sake of fulfilling a personal vendetta so...

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you just know

>>83987874
W-why are all of these titled buttslut?
Is this some delusional nerds doing or did I miss a leak?

>>83987864
>he's dead
>got killed by dyke dykington
Such a boss

>>83988078
He got killed after fighting till the death against unbeatable odds

>>83988103
so is bran meant to be the tree?

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>>83988117
>burned his daughter at the stake
>blindly followed the word of some red whore
This is why Jon is the one true king, he's only been led astray once, and he rectified that mistake promptly

>>83979752
why would he? His house fucked him over again and again.

>>83988242
>burned his daughter at the stake
They were trapped by the snow. They'd have all died otherwise.

>blindly followed the word of some red whore
As far as he was concerned the Red God was effective. Case in point the video I just posted.

>>83988242
>you won't understand Olly! If we don't let these murderers&rapists who killed everyone in your village past the wall, they'll be turned into wights and threaten to get past the wall and murder us all! We can't let murderers past the wall, you get that right?

Olly was right.
You don't let people who want to murder you all into your country.
Unless you're Merkel.

>>83988583
>Unless you're Merkel.
heh nothin personnel kid

>>83988256
>His house fucked him over again and again.
I would argue that he fucked himself over again and again.

>>83988242
>blindly followed the word of some red whore
Who? I know you're not talking about Melly, because she's a pure maiden, not a red whore.

>>83988686
hate to break it to you bud, but she's taken almost as many dicks at Cat

>>83988712
We see you Lysa

>>83988712
>hate to break it to you bud, but she's taken almost as many dicks at Cat

So, 0?
Only amount of dick that could be described as "almost as many as 1".

Cat is almost pure, Melly is super pure!

>>83988712
Selyse, don't you have some babies to miscarry?

>>83989507
at least all her miscarriages were from the same man

>>83979705
Tywin, for repeatedly failing to properly utilize the talents of his most competent child because he was butthurt that he turned out to be a midget.

>>83989554
>named him hands of the king (by interim), the 2nd most powerful man in the kingdoms
Was he supposed to name him King?

Then he came back to the city and learned that Tyrion threatened to torture and personally rape the prince to defend a whore.

>>83989804
tyrion threatened to rape tommen? quote?

Reminder Little Finger is really Jaqen Hager and is trying to control both Sansa and Arya to benefit himself, using Arya to knock off people who are in his way and Sansa to get what he wants diplomatically.

Reminder Ramsey Snow is really Lyanna's son and Jon Snow is a Dayne.

Reminder Theon escapes being sacrificed by Stannis and makes it to the Wall and becomes the new Lord Commander, after he assumes the persona of "Jon", while Theon/Jon sends Jon's corpse to Ramsey as a peace offering to leave him alone.

Reminder Ramsey will flay Jon's skin and wear it as a good luck charm before storming Winterfell to kill Stannis

Reminder Mance was part of the same traveling troupe Varys was part of.

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>>83989518

>>83990133

Reminder Ned brought back two babies from down south, Jon with his infidelity with Ashara and Ramsey from Lyanna's tryst with Rhaegar. When he said "Grow as close as brothers", he was hoping the two would form a good relationship due to their shared surname of Snow.

>>83989974
Not that guy, but yes, he does. When Cersei kidnaps Alayaya, he responds by kidnapping Tommen and threatening to do everything that they do to her to Tommen, including rape.

>>83989554
>his child

>>83988583
>implying wildlings stand a chance against any organized military force in westeros
>implying that wildlife are better off as harder to kill sights
>implying Jon just wasn't keeping them around as fodder in case Ramsay snow wanted to try and take his head
WEW LAD
E
W

L
A
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>>83979371

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>>83982269
she is the queen of my heart

>>83991114
Do you happen to have the picture that got posted a lot during the off season before the fifth season with the Dorne cast posing at an airport? It had Hotah, Doran, Trystane and Myrcella.

I haven't been able to find it and in retrospect that picture is so sad. These people all looked so excited to join the show and except for Myrcella whose death she obviously would have known about had no idea they would be unceremoniously killed off in the first episode of the next season.

>>83990996
>implying wildlings stand a chance against any organized military force in westeros
They could've just killed the entire NW.
You know, their original enemy.

>implying that wildlife are better off as harder to kill sight
Wights north of the wall are easier to deal with than Wildlings south of the wall.
That's the whole point. There's a wall. You don't let them get past it, then you don't care if they are wights or wildlings, they're no threats.

But if you DO let them past the wall, then (again) you don't care if they're wildlings or wights, they ARE threats.

To take a modern era example...
if there was a zombie epidemic in the middle east, who do you take in the US (or whatever country you're in)?

a) No one
b) All peaceful people
c) All peaceful people and also ISIS

Because unless you answer C to that question, why do you want to take the Thenns in? (show Thenn anyway), they're just as bad. They massacred a village, ate its people, and Jon wanted to let them in anyway. THEY didn't want in, but Jon was ok to let them in, on a promise. So I guess you'd also just ask ISIS to promise to behave, and let them in?

Of course not. You would let them stay in the middleeast and transform in zombies if they have to. Because zombies in the middle east is a lesser threat than ISIS in your own country.

Just like wights north of a 700 feet wall is a lesser threat than Thenns south of it. And I use thenns because (on the show) they're the worst of it, but it's not like they are the only dangerous wildlings.

Tormund is apparently a "good guy" now because he makes some funny jokes about Jon having a small dick, and flirts with Brienne, ahah so funny I ship them and Tormund is good!

Tormund is the same one who wanted to kill a very old innocent horse breeder, the same one who fought and killed dozens in the NW, the same one who also took part in the attack south of the wall.

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wheres the oona posts

>>83991634
>you will never ever ever wake up with her sitting on your face and hear her say "Hi!" in the most innocent voice, as if there's absolutely nothing strange about what she's doing in your house and on your face

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>>83987762

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>>83991681
damn...

>>83991716
>whore undressing a bigger whore.gif

>>83991883
Jorah should've killed Dany and taken Missandei away as his wife/slave.

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alright, how bad is Daban gonna fuck up everything this season?

>>83991950
I know there's a lot of contenders for that spot, but 'Sandor arguing with Beric over how many men he could hang before... Someone else hangs the other ones?' was one of the worst, most cringeworthy, stupid fucking scene on the show.

Reminder to report all the fat lonely tumblrwhales posts.

>>83991883
*braap*

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so when is the next trailer coming

>>83987475
>>83987724
>>83987874
>>83987750
>>83987781
>>83987816
>>83987844
>>83987874
>>83988570


how embarrassing.
enjoy your ban, whale :^)

>>83992222
Quads confirm new red band trailer tonight and its just 3 full graphic minutes of bran getting raped by zombie hodor

>>83992222
YOU JUST KNOW

>>83980985
arryn>stark>tyrell>lannister>steaming pile of shit>martell

>>83992222
pretty sure they've fucked

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>>83982269
I guess you could say she got hot

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>>83979346

Jaehaerys Targaryen

>you will never be the king of the rock
>you will never dress in your wife's clothes and walk around Lannisport, offering your ass to sailor for a copper
>they'll never play along and comply out of fear of being killed and tortured

Why Live?

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>>83994611

>People still think his true name is jaehaerys

It's Aegon. His true name is Aegon. This is gonna be D&D's lazy way of technically inserting Book!Aegon into the show.

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>>83995292
w-who did this?

>>83995333
Loreon V Lannister, fondly known as Queen Lorea.

>>83995333
Caligula

>>83995498
Really? I know that Emperor Elagabalus did it, but not Caligula.

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who was in the wrong here?

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>>83990133
Jaqen H'ghar, born in the free city of Lorath, was a Lorathi criminal who later emigrated to Braavos to become a Faceless Men. After getting the Braavos citizenship, he began the training in the House of Black and White.

Jaqen H'ghar is Lorathi-Braavosi former criminal turned Faceless Men.

But why was Jaqen a criminal?
Why did he emigrated to Braavos?
Why did he became a member of the Faceless Men?
Does Jaqen still have relatives? Other H'ghar brothers and sisters?
Does Jaqen H'ghar work-out? Hobbies?

>>83990133
A nice funny theory I have read so far.

>>83996454
not the king in the north

>bend knee to guy with three WMDs
>he confirms you in your titles and lands
>go back north
>kingdom is literally so far away from the others that you basically continue to rule as king without interference

It was the smart move.

was the Jon and Sansa reunion supposed to be an emotional moment ?

Hi I work for HBO, Euron keeps the priests on his ship so they can rez him in case he ever dies. But since he cut their tongues out if they do rez him successfully, something will go wrong and he'll become a kind of perversion of his former self. Anyway, that's why he keeps priests

Season 7 is gonna be a clustefuck of epic proportions, can't wait to see the apocalypse of bad writing. Who's gonna get it worst?

>>83996657
>not just luring the dragons into a snowstorm and killing the purple eyed faggots with the power of cold
sm.h tb.h

>>83996817
>Who's gonna get it worst?

Jon

Would Bobby B + Lyanna = Song of Ice, Fire, and fucking Lightning?

>>83996817
>Who's gonna get it worst?
LF

So Night King knows Old Tongue right? How much memories/information of his past self does he retain?

>>83988583
>im retarded and can't think into the long term please fuck my face

>>83996454

Definitely not Torrhen

>Be Torrhen Stark
>Hear about Harrenhal
>Fucking Harrenhal
>The castle that was supposed to be impenetrable was literally burnt like a candle by Dragon fire
>hear about the Field of fire and how the powerful armies amassed by the Lannisters and the Gardeners were burnt by the dragons with the entire Gardener family being burnt as well, and the Targaryens losing fewer than 100 men in the battle.
>youcan'tstopit.jpeg
>Kneel to Aegon because you don't want the entire North to get burnt to the ground

In the end, it was a good decision. The North was so far away and distant that nothing much really changed for their own customs.

>>83997459
>The North was so far away and distant that nothing much really changed for their own customs
Until Alysanne got her feminism on, probably after another fight with her husband, and banned primae noctis.

>>83996817

Jon, Bran, Jaime and Littlefinger

>>83996492
>But why was Jaqen a criminal?

He raped

>Why did he emigrated to Braavos?

conceal identity and more rape

>Why did he became a member of the Faceless Men?

to become the worlds best rapist

>Does Jaqen still have relatives? Other H'ghar brothers and sisters?

Sammi H'ghar

>Does Jaqen H'ghar work-out? Hobbies?

Both at the same time. He rapes

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Is the Dunk & Egg series good? I'm thinking of buying the books for it.

Also I wish Cersei was my Cousin so I could fuck her.

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>perfect lords don't exi-

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>you do like little boys, don't you?
Well /got/... Do you?

>>83996919
He was already in the south in with a host. Hard to back up and find a magical snowstorm that by chance allows him to kill three dragons before they can burn White Harbor out or something.

>>83986234
YeAh, because /got/ is for all of your Stannis circle jerk needs.

>>83998091
we see you jonfag

>>83997743
Stop it, stop it you fucking pedo rapist!
Jaqen is not a rapist, Jaqen is pure!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEE

>>83998028
>Tully

I miss Ramseyfag

>>83999481
your point?

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>a month away from a new season
Why is /got/ more dead than ever?

>>84000162
>more dead than ever
were you here in march?

>>84000200
Yes. Though it didn't seem any worse than it is now.

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>>84000282
nah it was worse, lots of dead threads at <100 posts
anyway this is pretty normal for /got/ on a weekend at this time

>>84000356
Yeah why?

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>>83998066

>>83997871
depends on what you like most about the main series I guess
If you really like the world, then it's definitely worth reading

>>83980555
i know its a meme to say or whatever but you actually have autism my dude

>>83997871
I keep starting it and can't get through even one. It's very boring to me but honestly the same thing happened to me with GOT. I had to force myself to finish the first novel and then I was addicted but it's just not working for D&E. That didn't happen to me with The Princess and the Queen or The Rouge Prince. I ate those fucking books up first read.

I love Targ history and D&E seems so cozy so I'm not sure what my problem is but I think I probably need to just get the graphic novels for D&E.

>>83997871
yes they are good and worth reading

>>83994053
thats an open secret

>>83996492
Lorathi-Braavosi heritage

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Still not over him.

>>84000991
every time i see this it has a different picture of him which makes me wonder why theres so many different versions of this floating around

>>84001981
blame the lord paramount of the mill

>>84001852
ive only read the princess and the queen. i liked the story, but i fucking hated how grrm writes it from the point of view of a maestar writing a historical story, it's extremely annoying to read.

>>83982638
Preston confirmed for shipping Sansan.

>>83997548
I'd like to see you let a Lord Karstark or Lord Bolton rape all your holes on your wedding night and then tell me what she did was a bad idea.

I mean it's one thing to have a Targ rape you and get a beautiful Sliver haired purple eyed fair skinned bastard that can possibly ride a dragon or you can at least sell into the sex trade for a good price rather then being stuck with a stinky unibrowed baby nobody wants so you just shove it through a hole in a wall.

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How will his reign over Westeros be?

>>84002147
>I'd like to see you let a Lord Karstark or Lord Bolton rape all your holes on your wedding night
I wish.

>>83996720
I know and I bet there will be no emotion at all when him and Arya are reunited. It just won't be addressed at all. I'd of rather they just cancelled this show after season 4 before season 5 when they got tired of it.

>>83986205
quick rundown?

>>83990133
Why does Ramsey have the exact same eyes as Roose?

>>84002413
Supposed leak from next months Esquire magazine.

>>84002315
Oh OK. Well then. Carry on.

>>84002177
Short but passionate like his love making to his brothers butts.

>>83985893
more interested in their wives.

Who watched the wild wolf here? Was pretty good.

>>84002413
just another day of other cast member being thrown under the bus because of jontardism. even danyfaggotry isnt this cancerous.

>>84002981
It's just click-bait bro. The whole internet had known about Jaehereys for about a year now.

>>83994077
>Kerry has a sister with black of hair

This is just a terrible reminder that D&D couldn't even be bothered to remember the whole black of hair thing TWO fucking seasons later when that was the plot point that drove the entire first season.

>>84003339
Wrong ever since the leaks last year Jon's name was said to be Aegon

Jaeherys being his name is new "information"

>>83989554
>his child

kek

>>84002177
The inportant question is: would the reign be good for the smallfolk and the peasants? Would he be a good king to them?

>>84003591
As long as they supply his fleet with food he will let them live.

>>84003591
the ironborn have a history of being mostly awful kings and making impractical decisions with their rule

>>83994077
>hot
burning hot id say

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>Jaehaerys Targaryen

/got/ BTFO YET AGAIN

>>84004480
b-b-but the LEAKS said Aegon! AEGON!

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>>84004657
but /got/ said Rhaegar! RHAEGAR

>>84004480
But why did Jews cut Jon's namesake? He was the only Targaryen king to be removed from the show's history and he was Rhaegar's grandfather.

>>84004480
That wasn't even a quote.

Why would HBO let them spoil Jon's name that's not even supposed to be revealed until like episode 6 or 7? It's speculation based on that lipreader from reddit m8

>>83979973
Nina dobrev

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>>83979973

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>>84005306
Why would an Indian play Arienne?

>>84003708
As long it doesn't affect the smallfolk, I don't about thos Ironborn's rulling. So long they leave the peasants in peace.

>>84002413
see>>83986346

>>84003705
Will he also let have some food? Remember the smallfolk must also eat.

#Smallfolk Lives Matters#

>>84000162
because no one cares about this stupid show.
showfags only get in for the day of the episode, and leave 1 or 2 day later to wait for the next.

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>>84005633
i... dont know.. why dont you tell us why a britbong indian portrayed ellaria?

>>84004480
>/got/ giving a single fuck what they name this shitty character

They can name him Pudding Targaryen for all I care.

Lords of Westeros: LEAVE THE SMALLFOLK ALONE!

THEY DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR GAMES OF THRONES OR THE SO CALLED HONOUR!

#Smallfolk Lives Matters#

>>83997450
>letting rapists and murderers into your country is a good long term idea

I'm sure that after the WW are defeated the wildlings will all behave and never murder or rape anyone else. Because the universe god writer is just like D&D.

D&D have Dany tell the dothrakis not to ever rape and murder again and they'll all obey.
Jon tells the wildlings they can come past the wall but not to ever rape or murder again, and they all obey.

Because that's all it takes to make a massive horde of rapists&murderers to behave; You just have to ask them politely!

Doesn't work like that.
>When we want laws we'll make our own. You can keep your king's justice too, and your king's taxes. I'm offering you the horn, not our freedom
- Mance

>>84005973
>irl plebs cheered as the only pleb spokesperson in the show got incinerated
Really makes you think.

>>84006071
who?

>>84005979
That's it! The Wildlings, Dothrakis and the Ironborns deserves to be punished, discriminated and killed!

>>84006088
Grandpa Sparrow.

>>84006144
oh. well cersei stronk womyn'd him and in the eyes of the sjw, that will always take priority over the lives of thousands of nameless poor people

>>84006192
I like the colourfulness of the books.

The show is too dark and drab and dirty looking.

>>84006090
>Wildlings
threatens to doom the continent and get everyone killed by bringing the wall down
>Dothrakis
a massive invading army that will kill tens of thousand, burn every field - that aren't already burned - and steal all the food they can, when everyone is already struggling to prepare for winter after the war JUST finished, but now another will start

Yes, they very much deserved to be killed. They threaten to kill/get everyone in westeros killed.

>Ironborns
Well if you're talking about the show, Euron is a fucking clown and an incompetent retard. Don't kill him, just dress him up in motley and make him your fool.

>Now letz murder them! Then I'll offer daenerys my big cock! Why you guys all laughing? I'm scary not stupid! FEAR ME ;_;

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>>84006238
any fantasy tv show that gets made now will only continue to copy and emulate got's blandness and crap unfortunately a real fucking shame.

>>84006193
He was a bit of a commie cock anyway
>hurr durr I worked really hard to create a high quality product and got paid accordingly, how fucked up is that?

What will the next thread be about I wonder.

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Roose Bolton's Morton's Fork

Roose Bolton is faced with a doozy of a dangerous one during the siege.

If Roose lets everybody stay as they are, they'll fragment even further into murderous factions and weaken the siege from within by picking each other off: Game Over.

If he sends the most dangerous out into the snow, they may side with Stannis or die: Game Over.

Either he's left with too few to defend the walls, or Stannis gains more numbers quite directly. If he keeps the worst with him and puts them on lockdown, his whole army can't be an effective defensive force against Stannis and the troublemakers may still try killing him and others: Game Over.

If he sends a mix of supporters and dangerous tools outside to fake surrender to Stannis, they may achieve something — or, more likely, get caught thanks to teeth-clenched teamwork not working: Game Over.

If he's found a way out of this by picking the snowdrifts and being creative with who he sent outside, it'll be fun to see.

All in all, general winter has not been kind to either him or Stannis by arriving when he did.

>>84006429
westerosi characters feet

>>84004480
false. his name is venice beach

Daario Naharis is NOT Euron Greyjoy remember that /GOT/.

Daario is a hostage in Yunkai while Euron Greyjoy is sailing with Silence to sacrifice all the priests.

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>>83979973

Real Arianne coming through.

I don't know if she can speak English, but Euron and Tyene can't, neither could Shae, so who fucking cares anymore.

>>84006772
shes looks a lot like Jane Marie

>>83996817
They'll all gonna get shit on.

Better question would be, is there ANY character who will have a decent plot in S7?

Will we ever see Ashara in the show?

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>what is the proportion of virgins in this thread?

>>84006958
do you seriously believe D&D even know that is?
either way, S7/8 is "kill all characters we don't like so in the end only the meme trifecta and a few other shit characters like Lyannna Mormont and Brienne are left alive"

>>84007012
misery needs company?

/got/ is kill

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>>84006192
Comfy as fuck.

>>84006924
>Jane Marie

Good taste.

>>84007547
lol i didnt say JM was good, she's entry-level boring shit

>>84006474
Maybe the Karstarks aren't the only one in Stannis' army that are working for Roose
I am pretty interested to see what Bolton will do, as I doubt Stannis will take Winterfell easily

>>84007764
Roose Bolton along with his son and their Bolton cronies will be defeated and burned alive by Stannis unless Roose Bolton escapes or has a back-up army.

Meanwhile Roose will use some magic to warg into Jon's corpse, letting the "Roose Bolton" persona die and starting as the new "Jon Snow"

>>84007764
It's already not easy. The whole thing turned into Donner Party.

>>84006924
jane marie is actually significantly better looking as strange as that is

I never thought it could be retarded than Rhaegar naming both his sons Aegon, but I was wrong. Rhaegar named his son after his grandfather who was the only Targaryen cut to condense the timeline. D&D's lack of foresight and inability to remember decisions they made only a few years ago continues to impress.

/got/ give me theories about TWOW.
Starting with;
Euron/Victarion
Jaqen aka Pate
Stannis Winterfell
Roose Winterfell
Jon Snow death body
Warging

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>>84008073

>>84008073
>after his grandfather
>not second best Targ King of all time that Sam name dropped in the Haunted Forest to Gilly

>>84008255
Salty Cunt is my best friend

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Are you ready for sandrakino

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You just KNOW

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Best ship

>>84001751
I disagree with you hombre, he had some fair points

>>84008306
His grandfather would certainly have an impact on his decision. I doubt Jon's name is Jaehaerys I the second

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You just KNOW

>>84008539
>His grandfather would certainly have an impact on his decision

Why? Jaehaerys was dead by then in the books and he wasn't a king who did important shit anyway. Just married and fucked his sister when he wasn't supposed to

>>84008306
>>not second best Targ King of all time that Sam name dropped in the Haunted Forest to Gilly
It shouldn't have to be a big deal that the show references a character from the lore of the source material, but here we are I guess.

>>84008591
Honestly, D&D did the right thing by cutting that sickly fucker. He's literally the least interesting king. Should have died in Summerhall with his dad to add trauma points to Aerys.

>>84008591
>Why?
Because Rhaegar's father was an embarrassment so he probably remembers his grandfather fondly in comparison.

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>Melly will never give you a tuggie to help you go to sleep

>>84008672
I'm not saying it's a big deal, I'm just saying they referenced a Jaehaerys who isn't the grandfather and so in no way is it necessary for Rhaegar to have gotten the name from his grandfather

>>84008711
His grandfather didn't do shit and is half the reason Rhaegar's parents were miserable.

lol I know you two don't get along but this witch said some shit so you two gotta marry and bang

>>84008711
Jaehaerys died when Rhaegar was three. I doubt he remembers him at all, fondly or otherwise.

>>84008306
>second best
well who's the best then, nigga? don't you dare say daeron the bastard.

>>84008795
>lol I know you two don't get along but this witch said some shit so you two gotta marry and bang
I think it's also that he and his wife were conservative by Targ standards and wanted to keep the bloodline pure, so they got their kids hitched as soon as humanly possible to avoid either one of them eloping like they once did.

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>>84008886
The original they'll bend the knee or I'll destroy them

>>84008918
New thread