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>conservative """""""""""""""humor"""""""""""""""

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>conservative """""""""""""""humor"""""""""""""""
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>>83970492
So true
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>conservative "humor"

Right Wing Terrorist Attacks in the United States that claimed at least one or more lives.
2017 Timothy Caughman Stabbing
2017 Austins Bar and Grill Olathe, KS Shooting
2015 Colorado Planned Parenthood Shooting
2015 Lafayette Shooting
2015 Charleston Church Shooting
2015 Chapel Hill Shooting
2015 Florida Police Ambush
2015 Mesa Rampage
2014 Austin, TX Mexican Consulate Shooting
2014 Las Vegas Police Ambush
2014 Kansas Jewish Center Shooting
2014 Blooming Grove Police Shooting
2014 Forsyth County Courthouse Shooting
2013 Los Angeles International Airport Shooting
2013 Alabama Bunker Hostage Crisis
2012 Tri-State Killing Spree
2012 St. John's Parish Police Ambush
2012 Sikh Temple Shooting
2011 Pacific Northwest Killing Rampage
2011 FEAR Militia
2010 West Memphis Police Shootings
2010 Carlisle, PA Murder
2010 Austin, TX Plane Attack
2010 Florida Sovereign Citizen Police Ambush
2010 Wichita Falls, TX White Power Shooting Rampage
2009 Ft. Walton, FL Shooting
2009 Minutemen American Defense Hispanic Slayings
2009 Okaloosa County, FL Police Gun Range Attacks
2009 Brockton, MA Black Targeted Shooting Rampage
2009 Pittsburgh Police Shootings
2009 Phoenix, AZ Vinlanders Social Club Drive-by Shootings
2009 Holocaust Museum Shooting
2009 George Tiller Assassination
2009 Flores Murders, Pima County, AZ
2009 Brockton, MA Murders
2008 Woodburn Bank Bombing
2008 Knoxville, TN Church Shooting
2004 Tulsa OK, Bank Robbery
2003 Abbeville, SC Right-of-way Standoff
2002 Massillon, OH Anti-Government Shootout
2001 Anthrax Attacks
2001 Dallas Anti-Arab Revenge Shootings
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>>83970492
very true
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2000 Pittsburgh, PA Racially Motivated Spree Killing
1999 Fort Worth, TX SYATP Shooting
1999 Los Angeles Jewish Community Center Shooting
1999 Midwest Murder Spree
1999 Redding, CA Arson Attacks & Anti-Gay Murders
1998 Barnett Slepian Assassination
1998 Cortez, CO Watertruck Shootout
1998 Birmingham, Alabama Planned Parenthood Bombing
1997 Army of God Attacks
1997 Aryan People’s Republic Six State Terror Wave
1996 Spokane Phineas Priests Bombing Campaign
1996 Atlanta Centennial Olympic Park Bombing
1996 Jackson, MS Larry Shoemake Murder Spree
1996 Aryan Republican Army FBI Shootout
1995 Palo Verde Amtrak Derailment
1995 Oklahoma City Bombing
1994 Boston, MA Planned Parenthood Shooting
1994 Lubrock, TX Nazi-Youth Race War Murders
1994 John Britton Assassination
1993 Pensacola, FL Women’s Medical Clinic Shooting
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I distinctly remember this guy being huge for like a week in middle school, and the day after his show aired it was like every came and came to their senses. I've never seen a fad come and go that fast
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>>83970573
>>83970596
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>>83970573

9/11
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>>83970596
>>83970573
Oooooh this guy!
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>>83970573
you idiots might not realise due to american education, but islamic terror is also rightwing/conservative terrorism
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Look me square in the eyes and tell me this isn't the funniest thing you ever saw.

https://youtu.be/PMSRAz2VZqk
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>>83970627
isnt it sad that conservatives have to compare themselves to islamic terrorists since you have no liberal terror attacks in the last 40 years to compare them to? lol
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>>83970649
Yeah, that's totally intellectually honest
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>>83970649
american republicans wouldnt know it, but they share 99% of their social views with islamists
>>83970627
>w-were not at bad as muslims though!
fucking LMAO
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Quality conservative humor
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>>83970682
>they share 99% of their social views with islamists
I forget a lot of Republicans believe you should be murdered if you stop being Republican.
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>>83970660
>no liberal terror attacks in the last 40 years
>what is two days ago
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>>83970681
but it is?
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>>83970660
He's saying 9/11 is also a conservative attack. Islamic values are about as conservative as you can get
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>>83970685
What happened to Matt Damon ?
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>>83970573
>when liberals hate conservatives until they are brown and blow people up
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>>83970703
>Terrorist Attacks in the United States that claimed at least one or more lives.
> that claimed at least one or more lives.
>one or more lives.
you guys are just way better at killing it seems
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>>83970702
Are you seriously implying this isn't the line of thought of the average poltard?

>b-but muh satire
Fuck off.
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Islamic attacks come from a place of conservatism but they were enabled by open door immigration policies championed by liberal politicians and media. It's an ouroboros.

Not trying to be a fence sitter, I identify more as a conservative.
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Dude fat people are funny lmao! I love being in a flyover state!
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>>83970754
The internet is separate from reality. This isn't Serial Experiments Lain. Wake up.
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This is actually pretty funny.

https://youtu.be/ZCMpIA4QEVo
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>>83970713
uh huh :)
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>>83970702
do you not understand what social conservatism is? please use your marble to explain how traditional islamic values are liberal
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>Jeff "Fuck Drumpf" Dunham
>conservative

>implying that being even mildly politically incorrect and promoting crimethink about Islam makes you "conservative"
Sadly, I guess this is actually true in today's world.
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>>83970778
I'm not saying they are liberal. I'm saying 99% is a fucking absurd number.
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posting quality conservative humor
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Jim Norton is pretty conservative, isn't he?
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>>83970780
>if you don't like Trump you aren't conservative
hello brainlet
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>>83970627
How is an attack by religious extremists left-wing?
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>>83970850
One religious extremist is allowed to embed in society while the other is ostracized.
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>>83970573
First 3 weren't politically motivated so I'm going to assume this is just a compiled list of everytime a white person killed a black.

Try again
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>>83970492
>>conservative """""""""""""""humor"""""""""""""""

'MERICA FUCK YEAH!!!
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>>83970573
>>83970596
>its a "republicans wage jihad on america" episode
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>>83970896
>'MERICA FUCK YEAH!!!

Now, this is good comedy.
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>>83970703
i get what you say to be fair he flubbed the job
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>>83970927
>Now, this is good comedy.
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>>83970880
>Colorado Planned Parenthood Shooting
>not politically motivated
lmao look at this retard and laugh
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>>83970610
he is weirdly super popular among conservatives. It's barely racist impressions he does but that's not the reason he's not funny. He's just not funny.

I sorta hate how so many comedians try the whole "'''edgy''''' tosh.0 shtick and have no real solid jokes under that persona and then cry that the sjws are why they aren't more popular with the youngins. I don't think you can really blame a comedian failing on pc culture given daniel tosh and south park and iasip are some of the most popular shows among millennials. Hell /tv/ likes to shit on louis ck but dude has a popular nigger bit that kills.

Anyway puppet shit is garbage tier comedy.
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>internet culture is dominated by right wingers
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>>83970834
>missing the point
Carrying around a puppet of a dead terrorist doesn't make him a conservative either. Criticizing Islam is not (or at least should not be) the exclusive territory of conservatives. If it is then that is only a reflection of the sad state of liberalism today.
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>>83970927
>Now, this is good comedy
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>>83970573
Someone is triggered that lefty cucks are gonna be hunted down like terrorists after the bernout shoot up the republican senators playing baseball.

>mfw antifa fags getting ripped out of their houses in the dead of night by the national guard
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>>83970927
>Now, this is good comedy..
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>>83970956
That's religious you dumb fuck. And isn't it a little problematic for you to put that on the list? After all, religious terror attacks are just "part and parcel" of living in a big country amirite? You're not a Nazi are you?
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>>83970983
It has nothing to do with the muslim puppet you dipshit, Jeff Dunham represents plebian lowest-of-the-low comedy which is representative of the lower-middle class workers
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SILENCE I KEEL U
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>>83970702
you don't know a lot of republicans I see
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>>83970927
>>'MERICA FUCK YEAH!!!
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>>83970748
He claimed a life. Try and keep up.
http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2017/06/who_is_james_t_hodgkinson_66-y.html
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Name some funny liberal humor.
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>>83970983
he utilizes racial stereotypes and was enjoyed primarily by a midwest/southern audience, i think thats pretty much the criteria being used here to put him in the conservative category. it definitely wasnt liberally toned comedy, at least
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>tfw bernie stole away liberals who could have become modern secular atheists turning everyone into feminists and muslim apologists
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>>83970967
i like you anon you sound like a reasonable fellow
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>>83970927
>>'MERICA FUCK YEAH!!!!
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>>83971064
And is also not a representation of conservative comedians if the muslim puppet doesn't make him conservative. We seem to agree on this.
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>>83971132
conservatives love him though and he panders to them with his low-brow shit so I will never not consider him a conservative comedian
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>>83970967
i like you anon you sound like a reasonable fellow
>>83971059
hahaha look at how mad hes getting! when did the republican party take repealing roe v wade off their agenda, again?
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>>83970660
literally all BLM cop shootings are liberal terrorist attacks. Most of black on white crime should also be considered liberal terrorism
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>>83971095
>midwest
objectively the best place in the US
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>>83971165
t. random anonymous
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>>83971086
well hopefully scalise will die so we can put 1 (one) liberally motivated terror attack up there on the big board
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>>83970825
>having sex with tranies is a traditional wholesome conservative value
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>>83971091
George Carlin
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>>83971165
>implying
Its Florida
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>>83971157
good lord the rationalizations you guys propose are hilarious. should black on black crime also be liberal terrorism? what exactly are the political end goals of these black terrorists hunting down white folks? Why is the media keeping a lid on this epidemic??
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Daily reminder that the National Socialist German Workers' Party was left wing.

1. the Nazi's openly referred to themselves as socialists who've come to destroy capitalism. Gregor Strasser, a major writer for the Nazi party and a politician for the Nazi's, famously wrote:

>We are Socialists, enemies, mortal enemies of the present capitalist economic system with its exploitation of the economically weak, with its injustice in wages, with its immoral evaluation of individuals according to wealth and money instead of responsibility and achievement, and we are determined under all circumstances to abolish this system! And with my inclination to practical action it seems obvious to me that we have to put a better, more just, more moral system in its place, one which, as it were, has arms and legs and better arms and legs than the present one!

2. The economic policies of the Nazi's closely resembled the modern American left: infrastructure and employment schemes, universal healthcare, centralization of state control over industry, the Hitler Youth and the growth of state-controlled education, gun control, and progressive taxation

3. The American Left throughout the late 20's to the mid 1930's praised Nazism (the Nazi party held big rallies in the US) and Mussolini's Fascism, believing they were models for future societies. The New Deal, pushed by FDR, was modeled after the economic schemes of the Nazi party and Mussolini

4. Under FDR's New Deal, the NRA (National Recovery Administration) was created to mirror the state control of industry in Fascist Italy and Nazi Germany by forcing businesses to conform to new sets of "fair business practices", rules, and regulations with the purpose of eliminating competition. The NRA Blue Eagle (pic related), was modeled after the Reichsadler (Nazi eagle)

The goal of the left is ALWAYS totalitarianism.
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>>83971182
>hopefully a man will die so we can say librulls bad

jesus christ go take a fucking walk
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>>83971157
The black community isn't liberal, they just vote democrat. Same with muslims.
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>>83971165
everyone is gonna call me a fag but san francisco is the best place in the world to live if youre even slightly extroverted
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>>83971207

this

>wrestling alligators for fun
>doing opiates all day err day
>hot as fuck so everyone's constantly on edge
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>>83971237
Faggot
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>>83970573
>>83970596
fake news
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>>83971222
this is true. blacks and muslims are overwhelmingly socially conservative, but republicans fucking hate them lol
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>>83971182
No need for anyone to die for us to add this terror attack to the pile. At least, not according to the legal definition of terrorism.

>the unlawful use of force and violence against persons or property to intimidate or coerce a government, the civilian population, or any segment thereof, in furtherance of political or social objectives
https://www.law.cornell.edu/cfr/text/28/0.85
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>>83971153
Moving the goalposts. Give one example of Republican politicians advocating for the violent deaths of abortionists.
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>>83971217
What a retarded jumble of nonsense. All you looked at were the economic policies of Nazi Germany, and distorted the definition of fascism to exclude the fact the economic system is based on social hierarchy. Never mind the fact that LITERALLY everything else about what Nazis stood for was extremely conservative.
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>>83971264
>t. Calls any black who votes republican an uncle tom
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>>83970596
>Oklahoma City
>Conservative
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>>83971091
unironically Colbert
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>>83971217
but i thought pol liked nazis? what is this new narrative?
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>>83971285
Conservative and liberal are not synonyms for right wing and left wing you retard.

The Nazis were 100% left wing.
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>>83971323
Colbert is a total hack using obvious low-hanging fruit jokes. You can't be serious.
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>>83971273
There's been some pretty damning/horrible things conservative politicians have said about abortion doctors and women who get abortions.
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>>83970850
It's not the rightwing that jumps to defend Islam.
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>>83971297
>McVeigh, a Gulf War veteran, sought revenge against the federal government for its handling of the 1993 Waco siege, which ended in the deaths of 76 people exactly two years before the bombing, as well as for the 1992 Ruby Ridge incident. McVeigh hoped to inspire a revolt against the federal government.
id give it to the conservatives, yeah
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>>83971323
>colbert
>funny

>DUDE the same repackaged jokes repeated a million times to make sure you get it through your thick fucking sheep skulls LMAO
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>>83971341
>Trump being stupid/a traitor is low-hanging fruit because it gets repeated

It might annoy you, but its miles ahead of racist puppet shit and redneck jokes.
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>>83971356
>>83970917
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>>83971273
no liberals advocate for murder either, thats not how politically motivated murder works you total imbecile jesus christ
>>83971354
so the left wing defends a bunch of conservative extremists because they have brown skin, that doesnt change the underlying political philosophy of the group
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>guy calls everyone in the media demons
>people surprised and irritated when the media makes fun of him
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>>83971365
>It might annoy you, but its miles ahead of racist puppet shit and redneck jokes.

But it isn't. It's the same level of "clever".
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>>83970492
>liberal (((humor)))
TWO...TWO SCHOOOOOSPSC NO RACIST BIGOT FUCK DONALD DRUMPF FUCK HIM FUCK HIM FUCK HE NEEDS TO DIE HIS SUPPORTEDS ARE STUPID
*cue laugh track
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>>83970771
>the internet is separate from reality
Please tell that to /pol/. They're the ones who take this so seriously.
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>>83971336
You'd be the only to see them as left wing, considering you're basing that off just the fact the government was to have control of rations and manufacturing, despite the fact that everything else about the Nazis was conservative. And yes, I did read your post, but conservative is the correct word to use here. But thanks for trying.
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>only examples of liberal humor posted are colbert
hmm
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>>83970917
>jihad
Wow, like can you not. Culturally appropriating the term jihad like seriously? Who gives you the right you islamophobic bigot. You need to like go sweetie, and take your intolerant judgmental bullshit with you, ok shitlord. K thanx by
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>>83971334
>/pol/
>right wing
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>>83971428
I don't speak for /pol/. /pol/ isn't one collective. If you haven't been there in awhile, it's several different groups vying for control.
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>>83970773
I wonder how many tween girls have watched this thinking it's an actual makeup tutorial.
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>>83971428
/pol/ is a big board
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>>83971450
and they all take this shit deathly serious. For fuck
's sake, a guy went into a pizza place with a fucking AR-15 and shot it up because of /pol/. This is your brain on /pol/.
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>>83971474
4 jews
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>>83971490
There's nothing wrong with shooting pedophiles.
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>>83971450
its a bunch of middle aged neo nazis from stromfront arguing with brazilian teenage "communists". the whole thing is a ridiculous shitshow of retardation and autism
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>>83971430
>totalitarian authoritarianism is right wing!
Where the fuck did this meme come from?
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>>83971490
Fake news! He didn't shoot anybody.
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>>83971490
>/pol/ takes this shit seriously
>mfw they memed a president into power
maybe you should start taking this shit seriously too
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>>83971415
threadly reminder
liberals: had brief laugh about the ice cream story, moved on
trumpkiddies:HOW DARE U TALK ABOUT TEH ICE CREEM WUT R U OBSESSED LE TWOSCOOPSTWOSCOOPSTWOSCOOPSTWOSCOOPS
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>>83971503
then /pol/lacks should be lined up and executed
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>>83971490
>'s sake, a guy went into a pizza place with a fucking AR-15 and shot it up because of /pol/. This is your brain on /pol/.
also funnily enough /pol/ said something like this would happen about a week before it actually happened
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>>83971428
Not only are you pulling shit out of your ass but even if /pol/ wanted to murder everyone that stopped being republican, you'd still have the fact that /pol/ isn't every american republican like the main point here >>83970682 is talking about.
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>>83971522
Monarchies are right wing
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>>83971523
>he didnt literally murder anyone because of the fucktard internet conspiracy, he just walked in with a gun and started firing warning shots because of the fucktard internet conspiracy!
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>>83971406
>no liberals advocate for murder
And yet just 2 days ago we witnessed a 100% politically motivated mass murder attempt by a Democrat.
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>>83970656
Crowder's not crossdressing? Wow, that's something unusual
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>>83971526
/pol/ had little to no influence on the presidential election, they certainly weren't responsible.
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>>83971150
>his fans' political alignemnt dictate what political alignment he is!
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>>83971571
lol keep spouting this line, it makes you look really intellectually honest and invested in the tragedy and loss of lives
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>>83970492
Why is /tv/ so left wing?
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daily reminder that most people are Democrats until they start making a little money.
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>>83971531
>msm tried to make a scandal out of ice cream scoops
>kept yelling IMPEACH NOA!

>h..ha w...we were having a giggul, i...it wasnt serious

This is you, this is your party now. Terrorist, communists, fat activists, jihad sympathizers, feminists cunts and looney toon conspiracy theorists

Enjoy :^)
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>>83971585
>/pol/ had little to no influence on the presidential election
my friend what are you talking about
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>>83971590
>t. Muh right wing terrorism
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>>83971571
I bet this one incident is never going to be let go, and conservitards from /pol/ are constantly going to bring this up years from now to argue that liberals are dangerous terrorists who should be locked up.
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>>83971627
What's the matter? Hate your own medicine?
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>>83971618
>it's only a sign of political unrest when their side does it, all the ones of us who do it are just crazy lone wolves who you could simply never use to make any kind of connection to anything political
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>>83971570
>bernie support shoots at republican senators
>ONE OR MORE DEATHS, NOT REAL TERROR ATTACK

>conspiratard shoots warning shoots into a pizza place
>literally columbine 2.0, fucking right wingers reeeee
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>>83971531
>liberals: had brief laugh about the ice cream story, moved on
You don't realize how biased this makes you look?
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what is it about /pol/ that converts everybody that enters it?
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>>83971627
>I'm more enraged by the fact /pol/ is probably going to keep bringing this up than that it happened
Liberals, folks
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>>83971598
>little bit of money

You have to make more than 250k dollars a year until conservative economic policies are more beneficial to you.
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>>83971592
Becuase 4chan has always been inclined to the left newfag
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>>83971602
>tried to make a scandal
reported a thing that happened, the way that it happened*
>kept yelling IMPEACH NOA
had a chuckle about how he conducts himself like the birthday boy at a party for a small child*
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>>83971570
>Internet conspiracy

Better shut down the Internet then so this sort of thing never happens again.
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>>83971237
>being even remotely extroverted
i want the normalfags out NOW
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>>83971666
>people let themselves be influenced by 4chan
Fucking kids
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>>83971555
They can be. I don't see your point?
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>>83971687
Keep up the damage control friendo
We are all havin a giggul
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>>83971687
>reported a thing that happened, the way that it happened*
You're this desperate to defend them? Why do you think everyone's making fun of them? How the fuck can you think this is good journalism?
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>>83971666
Only if your IQ is less 100 would /pol/ convert you
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>>83970754
ok the left is an extremely radicalized movement, full of genocidal ideas and wacky shit and conspiracies (transgenders are women, MUH RUSSIA hacking the USA election, and shit)

leftists are also really school marm-y as fuck

what I'm saying is only an uncool, loser cuck idiots (yes I said cuck, now go on a tangent about how ineffective cuck is) would be a leftist.

the trump right is where it's fucking at my homies

drop the hate, drop the muh /pol/ boogey man
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>>83971627
We can bring up the Pulse nightclub shooting or the Bernie supporter that stabbed those people on a train you tried to portray as a rightwing islamophobe, or any time your pet Muslims go for a carmageddon/Custer's revenge highscore, if you wish.
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>>83971323
colbert was only funny when he was doing the faux conservative pundit schtick
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>>83970927
>vegeta what does the scouter say about his power level?
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>>83971627
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>>83971676
>until conservative economic policies are more beneficial to you.
see, you are trying to guilt me into not appreciating what tax cuts conservative policies give me, even though the rich get better cuts. I still get cuts and I still get money in my paycheck. My taxes have increased under Obama and would have increased under HRC.
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>>83970649
You might not know this, but libieral/conservative means a diffent thing in the US then in Europe.
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>haha liberals are terrorists now, just like us
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>>83971217
>nazis
>left wing
>massive privatization of industry
No
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>>83971356

This pic is the cringiest shit.
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>>83971627
why are you a leftist? Are you uncool? Do you like mexican and arab crap that much? I'm seriously trying to understand. Why have you adopted such an extreme ideology?
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>>83971683
Not at all true. 4chan has always been contrarian with a general sense of libertarianism (which can be left or right-leaning).
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>>83971683
is that why 4chan has always mocked minorities, bragged about whiteness, laughed at feminism, claims the gender wage gap is a myth, makes memes out of tragedies involving deaths and overall things you'd expect more from right wingers than left?

or are you one of those retards that thinks ''chanology makes 4chan leftist!''?
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Right wing humor.

Liberals got so triggered by it, they needed to pull it off the air immediately.
You won't see something like this on the other side.
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>>83971688
yes, that's exactly the point of that post. i'm glad someone as smart as you was here to point that out for all the dummies in this thread
>>83971660
>he mistakes colbertposting for reality
>>83971659
>WE R TEH GOOD GUIZE U R TEH BAD GUIZE THIS IS HOW ADULTS VIEW POLITICS
>>83971722
>he also mistakes colbertposting for reality
>>83971725
you're right, i should cry FAEK NEWS and make some ebin colbert photoshops and stop watching anything but altright youtubers, truly this is the path to enlightenment
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>>83971531
Another thing
>Colbert talks about Trump a lot
>Trumpkiddies spam Colbert every fucking day, failing to realize the irony
Trumpkids are masters of running things to the ground
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>>83971785
>t. Butthurt lefty cuck
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>>83971790
I joke about all of those things on here but I still consider myself a liberal.
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>>83971741
>>83971756
Muslims aren't liberals you fucking idiots. They're the most conservative people on earth.
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>>83971741
>the Bernie supporter that stabbed those people on a train
lol so fucking intellectually honest
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>>83971808
k
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>>83971797
>>he mistakes colbertposting for reality
No? You really think Colbert is the one that started the 2 scoops thing?
>you're right, i should cry FAEK NEWS and make some ebin colbert photoshops and stop watching anything but altright youtubers, truly this is the path to enlightenment
Why are you arguing like a child?
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>>83971735
i got a friend who scored close to 130 a few years ago and he was converted
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>>83971797
>cnn and other news outlets didn't literally report the two scoops story as a hit piece
>i...its just a meme

Keep reaching little buddy
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>>83971826
Okay what does that have to do with the claim of ''4chan has always been inclined to the left''?
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>>83971835
>Muslims aren't liberals you fucking idiots. They're the most conservative people on earth.
actually that would be the amish
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>>83971835
Pedophilia and polygamy will be the left's next social justice crusades. Mark my words.
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>>83971531
the ice cream story is just an anecdote. But all the talk shows do nothing but talk about trump. I used to like colbert!! Now its just him genuinely getting angry on set and insulting half of America

seriously think about how many people would feel differently about trump if every pathetic celebrity wasn't idolised.
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>>83971842
colbertposting is the only thing that still makes mention of muh scoops

you people got far more obsessed with it than you keep trying to claim liberals did
>>83971863
>guardians of the galaxy reaction maymays
>LEEV MUH POOR SENSITIVE PRESIDENT ALOEN
you must be the edgiest kid in home room!
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>>83971835
Ugh could you not be Islamophobic you bigot virgin.
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>>83970649
In the United States the word liberal refers to progressive. In Europe and elsewhere the word liberal is truer to its original meaning—valuing liberty above all else, including in economic activities. When Europeans use the word liberal, they often mean something more like the American term libertarian, which cannot be placed easily on the left-right spectrum.
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>>83971886
>he's still trying to defend it
*sheep noises intensify*
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>>83971683
back when the edgy left still hated niggers and made fun of them. You fucking retard.

If you go back enough in time, most /pol/ nigger hating posters could still qualify as leftists.

So you are being a duplicitous piece of shit with your post
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>>83971786
Do you have down syndrome or something? How could you possibly think that this is an intelligent response to what I wrote?
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>>83971886
>genuinely getting angry on set
man, how many people are there gonna be itt who mistake colbertposting for reality?
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>>83971886
>seriously think about how many people would feel differently about trump if every pathetic celebrity wasn't idolised.
Trump wouldn't be president, for starters
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>>83971891
>colbertposting is the only thing that still makes mention of muh scoops
What the fuck does that matter? What does that have to do with the fact that it was leftist journalisms the ones that made a big deal out of it, which is the whole reason the meme even exists?

Why are you trying to defend them so much? Do you think you're on a team?
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>>83971128
That is definitely not Detroit. That is an image from the Central African Republic.
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>>83971891
>ad hominems
>goal post shifting
>argument: 404 does not exist

Typical leftytard
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>>83971866
Don't assume that just because a poster makes light of those things that they're right-wing.
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>all these /pol/tards getting defensive about le God emporer and le two scoops maymay
L O V I N G
E V E R Y
L A U G H
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>>83971927
It was a question not a response, can you tell the difference you down syndrome haver?
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>>83971913
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>>83971891
>insulting the reaction image used and using strawman
Did you honestly think you'd look good and not childish by using this as an argument?
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>>83971903
Being properly liberal means being anti-Islam since they're so extremely conservative and hateful. The liberals who defend them do it for a good moral reason, but it's not an intelligent or logical reason.
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>>83971978
Xd
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>>83971848
You know IQ is just a meme right friend ?
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>>83971978
>s..stop bring up every time my team fucks up and makes itself to be the massive embarrassment it truely is

No
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>>83971966
>molymemes
>pretends we're in a formal debate
>doesn't actually know what shifting the goalposts means
typical 16 year old who hasn't figured out that being a stupid 16 year old is part of the reason he doesn't get respect from people
>>83971938
>Why are you trying to defend them so much? Do you think you're on a team?
lol ask yourself the same question about colbertposters.
>>83971991
>more people pretending we're in a formal debate
is this the only way you people get to feel victorious? that's kinda sad
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>>83971975
Again, that's not the point, the point is because 4chan is known for doing right wing things, there's no reason to claim it's always been left wing, at all. Because the posts reflect otherwise. Whatever some poster's true intentions are don't matter if they're kept hidden.
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>>83972001
Again, you're talking to American using European definitions.

Look at this post anon >>83971913
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>>83971788
>>83971790
>>83971916
t. newfags from reddit
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please remember, the left is not a legitimate ideology (they deny basic stuff about science and biology, believe in crazy russia based conspiracies, and so on)

please remember those are the only types of leftists:

-Paid shills
-Cucks
-Racist minorities who hate whites
-People from doomed countries
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>>83971989
He's 100% right.
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>>83971982
>down syndrome haver

Screen capped.
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>>83972050
>being so afraid of the other side you have to pretend they have no legitimacy whatsoever
the truest sign of intellectual honesty
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>>83971930
i suppose they did give him constant attention, but that stigma still affects his supporters. My issue is telling someone that "i think trump has a few good points" and then instantly being told how much of a nazi-subhuman bigot islamophobe woman hater I am.
That was the redpill for me
>people screaming tolerance while being intolerant
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>>83972052
I know, I posted the wrong image
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>>83972025
>gets called out for arguing like an emotionally stunted child
>w...we aren't in a formal debate fuck you!
>projection
>more ad hominems

With talking points this rational its a mystery why queen hilary didn't win :^)
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>>83972018
>you won't change if you have a high iq
>'my friend with a high iq changed'
>you realise iq is just a meme right
please tell me you're baiting
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>>83972026
I wouldn't describe 4chan's actions as right-wing. They're politically incorrect but necessarily right-wing. I think most 4channers are probably apolitical, actually.
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>>83972083
>he's still doing it
oh man, how will my debate team ever make it to the finals?!
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>>83971790
>is that why 4chan has always mocked minorities, bragged about whiteness, laughed at feminism, claims the gender wage gap is a myth, makes memes out of tragedies involving deaths and overall things you'd expect more from right wingers than left?

That's a bunch of horseshit. All of that only happened recently, in 2014. Way before that nobody gave a shit about any of those things. No one seriously tried to LARP as a Nazi or argue that black people were inferior or gave a shit about the gender wage gap. It was just edgy kids yelling niggerfaggot at each other, and it was mostly contained to /b/. They were even mocking Fox News on a regular basis
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>>83972102
4chan is more American libertarian or European Lib
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How come Fascism is still leagues better than any Marxist ideals? I mean just based off technological and scientific development.
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>>83970656
Crowder is pure cringe and not funny. He's so bad he said "nigger" at a club with comedian Earthquake and was banned from a number of comedy clubs. He also is a "non demoninational Christian," which means he believes the devil is real and gays should be killed.
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>>83972130
I hate both but that's simply not true
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>>83970573
>2017 Timothy Caughman Stabbing
>Bernie bro talks shit about Islam, Christianity etc and stabs 2 people in a fight
>declared right wing terrorism
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>>83970573
>>83970596
Let me guess, most of these are just a guy that was white and not blatantly left wing?

Regardless it's a taste for what is to come to the leftists now that they and the media have openly demonstrated that politically motivated violence and murder is okay ;>
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>>83972159
What scientific achievements has Marxism brought us you commie apologizing centrist faggot?
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>>83972166
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stabbing_of_Timothy_Caughman

the fuck are you going on about?
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>>83972130
Why are you associating Nazi scientific achievement with fascism? You don't just start being good at that because Hitler rose to power.
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>>83972119
>All of that only happened recently, in 2014.
lol no
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>>83972219
It got us into space anon.

It also genetically modified organisms
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>>83972225
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>>83972238
And again, that was just kids being edgy. It had nothing to do about "bragging about whiteness" or complaining about feminism. Nobody gave a fuck about any of those things. /b/ regularly shit on Fox News and Bill O Reilly too but conveniently you decided not to mention that
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>>83972225
Oh I thought you meant the Oregon one.
In this case it was a simple hate crime because there was no organization behind it.
Imagine every black murderer being counted as a black supremacist terrorist - we wouldn't hear the end of it. Terrorism != simple murder/hate crime.
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>>83972289
>Jackson subsequently turned himself in to police custody and confirmed that he traveled from Maryland to New York with the intention of killing black men in order to prevent white women from having interracial relationships with them.
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>>83972286
/pol/ shits on FOx news too guy. back when /pol/ was /new/ they endorsed Romney.
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>>83972262
Nazi scientists got us into space. That's why we haven't gone back, we don't have anymore Nazi science. We're rather spend money on dying shitskins.
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>>83972313
Yes, so he commited a hate crime. Is this a terrorist plot? No, he simply acted alone without an ideological motivation behind him other than stabbing blacks. There was no organization supporting him or radicalizing him.
But obviously a libtard like you has to make shit up to make Islamic terrorism seem not as bad in comparison.
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>>83971683
>being such a newfag he doesn't understand 4chan is just contrarian and pro-freedom

Conservative soccermoms used to be the ones attempting to ban anything provocative and threatening to take the (man)children's toys away, not it's the left that are dominant in media and culture and force their nonsensical values down everyone's throats
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>>83972364
/pol/ supported Romney because he wasn't Obama. /pol/ is an anti-immigrant right-wing board so obviously they will support anyone who panders even a little bit to them.
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>>83972286
4chan shat on everything but that doesn't make it leftist. Besides, politics has become too far polarised in recent times to fairly assess the politics of early chan.
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>>83970596>>83970573


>1995 Oklahoma City Bombing

You realize that he was anti-fascist anti-government right? He believed the same bullshit every anti-trump idiot does.

next time don't just copy paste shit from your anti-trump discords without a basic understanding of reality
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>>83972366
>There was no organization supporting him or radicalizing him
>but you'll clearly see when we move the goalposts over here and change the definition of terrorism, i, in fact, become correct!
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>>83972385
BACKTRACKING
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>>83972372
100% this. The only area of politics 4chan can be compared to is libertarianism.
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>>83972386
People think that channers hating on religious bans under Bush means we automatically love liberalism now.
>>83972390
>be anti-fascist
>commit murder
>be counted as right-winger in reddit right-wing terrorist list
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http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2017/05/who_is_jeremy_christian_facebo.html

for everyone who keeps trying to not look any further into it than calling the jeremy christian a "bernie bro"
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>>83971256
How do you know me like this
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>>83972386
Okay, but I wasn't arguing that 4chan was leftist. The guy I was responding to was saying 4chan was right wing and was always about "bragging about whiteness" and "complaining about the gender wage gap" when it wasn't. None of those became "issues" until recently. If you have to ascribe a political issue to 4chan before Scientology was much more significant than feminism
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>>83972399
I am not moving the goalpost you motherfucking retard. I simply pointed out that what he did is not defined as terrrorism but just as a hate crime so your gay little list is incorrect.
Islamic terrorism is a real threat, right wing terrorism isn't.
White racists kill blacks, black racists kill whites (to an even greater degree), but neither is counted as terrorism.
>>83972408
How is this backtracking? We supported him back then for his anti-immigrant yet cuckservative views and now we have Trump.
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>>83972474
because you are refusing to acknowledge that 4chan always had an anti-leftist edge. Chanology, for fuck's sake.
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>>83972109
>complains about colbertposting
>resorts to im only pretending to be retarded excuse when you get btfo
>being visibly upset through text

People like you are why the left in the US are imploding, and im loving every second of it. The next few decades are gonna be sweet
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>>83972496
4chan generally hates censorship and likes freedom. If you are against freedom, 4chan becomes your enemy.
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>>83972496
Chanology wasn't anti-leftist, you dumb fuck. Unless you're trying to argue that Scientology is leftist? Kill yourself retard
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>>83972526
well it is a religion that is rooted in Hollywood.
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>>83972474
that's because you're probably not smart enough to have looked up the definition of terrorism beforehand
>the unlawful use of violence and intimidation, especially against civilians, in the pursuit of political aims.
>>83972504
>decades
hello teenager who only started to be politically aware in the obama years!
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>frogposters coming out of the woodwork to cheer on their emperor
what did le donald mean by this?
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>>83972468
Fair enough, but feminism and the left as we know it today were in the furthest fringes of society back then, if they had the level of exposure that scientology and ban-happy conservatives, I doubt they would have gotten a free pass. By modern standards, 4chan was always right wing shitlords.
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>>83972538
Nice damage control. You probably just heard about Chanology but never actually knew what it was and namedropped it without having any idea what you're talking about. Kill yourself reddit tourist.
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>>83972549
>the unlawful use of violence and intimidation, especially against civilians, in the pursuit of political aims.
Oh so how exactly is killing blacks for sleeping with a white women/white homo a political aim? Maybe I'm not a genius, but certainly smarter than you because you actually btfo yourself in your own post.
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>>83972538
All religions are inherently conservative.
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>>83972563
>"I-I keep getting btfo, it must be those evil reddit froggers who like Trump so much"
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>>83972622
I just got here, but okay.
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>>83970596
>White Guy kills someone
>Doesn't like diversity
>Therefore it's terrorism

First of all everytime someone posts this I have to go through and debunk every single one as not being terrorism but just being some nut off of his meds.

Every

Time
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>>83972582
>uhh wanting western infidels to die isnt a political stance, so i guess you don't get to call isis terrorists now do you? lol btfo feg
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>>83972549
>t. Never studied history
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>>83972702
>isis
>wants to create an islamic state
>not a political motive
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>>83972702
Not him but you might be retarded.

>Some schizo shoots up a holocaust museum
>it's a hate crime and is proof that right wingers are terrorists
>Even though it's a lone wolf attacks
>Even though there is no network involved in the shooting
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>>83971217
Strasser was ordered killed by Adolf Hitler almost immediately after he rose to power because they didn't see eye to eye.

The Nazi Party, while incorporating anti-bourgeois rhetoric to their appeals, were decidedly right-wing.
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>>83972752
>>Even though it's a lone wolf attacks
>>Even though there is no network involved in the shooting
not sure why you all think this is necessary to qualify as terrorism... do you struggle with words and definitions?
>>83972731
i forgot that race relations exist in a magical fairy land totally divorced from politics, thanks for the reminder!
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>>83972801
Natsoc embodies complete authoritarianism as opposed to left/right wing idealism.
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>>83972843
>i forgot that race relations exist in a magical fairy land totally divorced from politics, thanks for the reminder!
Killing niggers to get rid of all of them is terrorism. Killing a few because you don't like them is a hate crime.
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>>83972843
>Not sure

Probably because you can't into semantics. No, some random nut shooting up a holocaust museum is not evidence of a massive right wing movement about to stage a coup and implement a mass genocide. ISIS is true terrorism because it's an organization dedicated to the overthrow of a political entity via scare tactics and guerilla warfare. Some random faggot who forgot to take his meds is not a terrorist. Under your definition of terrorism, any kind of mass shooting is terrorism.
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>>83972885
They rose to power by allying themselves with the conservatives in Germany and had paramilitary gangs fighting communists in the streets. The party portrayed itself as being the champion for 'traditional values' and pushed women out the workforce. They were undoubtedly right wing.
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>>83972801
They were neither, they wanted to be a middle path through which the Aristocracy, bourgeoisie, and proletariat could end class conflict
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>>83972905
>Killing niggers to get rid of all of them is terrorism. Killing a few because you don't like them is a hate crime.
and which do you think he would've preferred? not having the means/competence to carry out a deadlier attack =/= attack is not terrorism
>>83972934
>No, some random nut shooting up a holocaust museum is not evidence of a massive right wing movement about to stage a coup and implement a mass genocide
yeah! bash that strawman nice and hard!
>your definition
you mean the dictionary's definition?
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>>83972985
>and which do you think he would've preferred? not having the means/competence to carry out a deadlier attack =/= attack is not terrorism
Preference is not something related to terrorism. Antifa wants to kill all right wingers yet only beats up police officers. Are they considered terrorists? No.
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>>83972978
Hogwash. You're taking party talking points at face value instead of looking at what they actually did, align themselves with German's traditional conservatives including big business and form a symbiotic relationship with them.
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>>83973028
>Are they considered terrorists? No.

By most everyone, yes. I'm a liberal who voted Shillary and think those fuckers are terrorists.
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>>83972985
>Strawman

But it's not. You just said

>Dictionaries definition

Which includes that Holocaust museum shooting. You can't think hard, but try thinking longer maybe something will connect.

Some random guy off his meds is not evidence that the people who you disagree with are violent psychopaths. When you liberals apply this cherrypicking to right wingers (usually in defense of Islam) it's usually because you just want to deny almost all polling of Islamic countries and Islamic people on things like Sharia law.
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>>83973053
Not legally, no. There is a clear line between a simple hate crime and terrorism.
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>>83971237
>homeless shitting and pissing on the street on literally every street corner with no fear of consequence

What a disgusting abortion of a city
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>>83973041
But that's what they actually did, and the Aristocracy of Germany hated Hitler for that reason that heir economic system was designed to have them replaced via a meritocratic system. He also set min and max wage caps.

That's what actually happened , which is also why Operation Valkyrie happened. They Aristocracy of Germany would've been replaced had Hitler been successful
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>>83973028
>Preference is not something related to terrorism
did this sentence actually have a point of any kind?
>Antifa wants to kill all right wingers yet only beats up police officers
wrong and wrong
>Are they considered terrorists?
they will be if they use violence against civilians
>>83973067
>Some random guy off his meds is not evidence that the people who you disagree with are violent psychopaths
god damn you just cant help yourself with these strawmen. please try challenging some of the things i'm actually saying and not your retarded extrapolations of them
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>>83973153
>wrong and wrong
They do and they mostly attack police.
>they will be if they use violence against civilians
They are civilists and are using violence against random people too (in some cases).
Still not terrorists.
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>>83973153
>Ignoring the point again an again

No there is no mass of eight wing terrorism :^) you just use semantics to build a worldview that doesn't exist

>the unlawful use of violence and intimidation, especially against civilians, in the pursuit of political aims.

The definition you give, is a shitty definition and you're clearly just unwilling to accept that.
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>>83972801
>anti-bourgeois
>right-wing

HAHA
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>>83970656
The Alex Jones crash wash 1776% funnier

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_m-42A37zxM
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>>83973208
>Ignoring the point again an again
>No there is no mass of eight wing terrorism
that was never the point i was making you fucking illiterate lol
>>83973208
youre right, instead it should be, somebody who does a thing because of a group that i dont like but if there's no group that they're explicitly and tangibly connected to then it's nothing, that's much more concise and correct
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>>83973153
For instance, the tranny who shot up people last week is not a terrorist just because he used violence against others for loose political reasons. He was a psycho
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>>83973146
>Operation Valkyrie happened
Operation Valkyrie happened in 1944 because of the poor state of the War more than 10 years after Hitler and the Nazis came to power.

>that heir economic system was designed to have them replaced via a meritocratic system
No such thing happened. Hitler abolished the trade unions and funneled billions of dollars into the biggest Germany corporations via government contracts. Nobody benefited more from Hitler & the Nazi's rise to power than the traditional conservative elites.
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>>83973261
why are you people so resistant to the concept of individuals carrying out terroristic violence?
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>>83973254
>that was never the point i was making you fucking illiterate lol

It's what you are implying when you change hate crime to terrorism. Terrorism implies connections and a larger group behind the motives.

>but if there's no group that they're explicitly and tangibly connected to then it's nothing
>It nothing
>Nothing

*Hate crime
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>>83973218
Yes, early nazi rhetoric included 'anti-bourgeois' themes, but this did not reflect actual nazi policy once they gained power.

Quoting Strasser from 1929 which included railing against the capitalists doesn't mean the Nazis were anti-capitalists. The Nazis, especially early on, did not have a concrete ideology and their campaign appeals were tailored to attract the most votes.
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>>83973363
>words dont mean what they mean, they mean what i want them to!
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>>83973373
Nazis are not the full blown right wing charade you think they are
Modern day western political parties are more right wing than Nazis, though less authoritative
>there are Hitler qoutes that sound like something occupy wallstreet fags would spew through a megaphone
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>>83971217
>Gregor Strasser
Oh, you mean the guy whom Hitler had shot in the face?
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>>83973269
>Operation Valkyrie happened in 1944 because of the poor state of the War more than 10 years after Hitler and the Nazis came to power.

By the aristocracy ...

>Got rid of the unions

Because he was against marxian socialism and often times the unions demanded too much from the upper class. Class still existed in nazi Germany and Hitler offed anyone who got in the way of the fascist economic system developed by the Nazis especially during the earlier days of Hjalmar Schanct.

The "traditional conservatives" you mention were the bourgie who hated them and who in the long run of Hitler's economic idealogy would be replaced. Nepotism doesn't exist when you aren't allowed to give your kids the money you earn.
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>>83970610
It was during the height of the Ringtone Boom, when half of all adverts was for a new comedy ringtone like crazy frog, Ahmed or quotes from shitty movie that cost you £10 each and set up a subscription service for £5 a week or something.

It was a very strange time indeed, I bet whoever was responsible made millions.
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>>83973426
No you dipshit you just don't understand the difference between a hate crime and a terrorist attack. Most people don't , sure, but you're no different.

>What I many them to mean

It's what they've always meant lol
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>>83973591
>it's the dictionary that's wrong! i'm right because i keep saying that i'm right, so how could i not be right?
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>>83973294
Individuals can , but there is a difference between a hate crime and a terrorist act perpetuated by an individual holy fuck kid how thick can you be?
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>>83970573
>>83970596
>In the past 25 years, there have been about 50 incidents of right wing [citation needed] violence
>meanwhile left wing violence occurs so frequently it's impossible to record
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>>83973548
You're taking a plot by a few prussian aristrocrats only a year before the Nazi regime is crushed as proof that 'the aristrocracy was against him', meanwhile in reality traditional conservative elites like Hindenburg hoisted Hitler to the chancellorship, a position he could have never occupied without their direct intervention on his behalf.

>The "traditional conservatives" you mention were the bourgie who hated them
The Bourgeois were the biggest beneficiaries from Nazi policy. They LOVED the Nazis. It wasn't the regular citizens who had price controls instituted on them and stagnating real wages.

>>83973501
I'm basing this in Robert Paxton's "The Anatomy of Fascism", which looks into both fascist rhetoric AND fascist policy, which in every instance there is a marked difference between what Facists promise before they get to power and what they actually do once they get there. The short of it is that lofty rhetoric is thrown by the wayside and pragmatic compromises are made with traditional elites.
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>>83973645
thick enough to accept the actual definition of the word over the one you just made up, i guess
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>>83973618
>Hate crime

>a crime motivated by racial, sexual, or other prejudice, typically one involving violence.

Is not

>Terrorism

>the unlawful use of violence and intimidation, especially against civilians, in the pursuit of political aims.

Just because the guy commits the crime with a certain prejudice does not mean he is always political motivated to do said crime.

First of all an ad populum is not an argument second of all, even while appealing to authority , you are still wrong.
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>>83970492

>LOL TRUMP IS ORANGE AND HAS SMALL HANDS
>people wet themselves laughing
>liberal "humour"

STRAP YOURSELVES IN FOR ANOTHER 4.5 YEARS OF BRILLIANT COMEDY
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>>83970917
he gets two scoops
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>>83973838
>7.5
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>>83973732
>You're taking a plot by a few prussian aristrocrats only a year before the Nazi regime is crushed as proof that 'the aristrocracy was against him', meanwhile in reality traditional conservative elites like Hindenburg hoisted Hitler to the chancellorship, a position he could have never occupied without their direct intervention on his behalf.

No? You really don't much about Hitler and Rommel, do you?

>The bourgeiouse loved Hitler

Lmao no like i just said, they showed loyalty to him because he supported the strength of their industries but hated him because he planned to have them replaced.

>Citing Paxton

Oh boy... Fascists are le hypocrites guy
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>>83970573
Add all of those deaths up and in the end you have less than 10% of 9/11.

Also, note that democrat niggers that sucker punch and kill people they believe to be white right wingers don't count as hate crime, because its something so common the police doesn't even try to figure out his intentions. Also because they were good boys who didn't do nuffin.
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>>83973791
>ad populum
>because i brought up what the actual definition of a word is
i didnt say that's why i was right, but i mean... yeah, obviously more people are going to accept the real definition over the one you just made up.
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ITT: triggered murrrricans
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>>83970492
hahaha
C
O
V
E
F
E

:D
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>>83973990
>be euro
>get blown up
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>>83971989
That's a very JUST dorito.
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>>83973899
Traditional conservative elites were NECESSARY for Hitler's rise to power. He only became chancellor because of backroom deals between German conservatives and president Hindenburg, otherwise the Nazis never had enough votes to become the ruling party. Conservative elites are more than the Prussian aristocracy, who again, offered no resistance and were even complicit in the Nazi rise to power.

These facts do not change because Hitler had a rocky relationship with part of the old Prussian aristocracy. Your argument is so incredibly arbitrary I'm astonished you're seriously trying to make it.

>but hated him because he planned to have them replaced
What are you basing this on?

You seem awfully keen to dismiss academic sources yet you have yet to offer any yourself.
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>307 replies
>No mention of Bernard Manning

Also, the fact that Jews finalised their stranglehold over the media doesn't prove that the liberal puppets thy put on TV are funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTMylmTuHCk
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why were our ancestors so homophobic and racist? how come they didn't see how diversity and multiculture would turn this earth in to paradise? baka i cringe everytime i think about that
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>>83974017
>Europe has frequent terror attacks
>Still doesn't have anything close to the average bodycount the USA has just from regular crime/police shootings

What did they mean by this?
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>>83974227
There were less niggers in Europe than America when those statistics were compiled.
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>>83972238
he wasn't here like 99% of people who post things like that
he wasn't even on /tv/ 5 years ago
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>>83974101
>The back rooms deals theory

No evidence has ever been found to prove these, the only thing we have are speculation as to whether or not Hitler set the reichstag fire and whether or not the Nazi overview of the elections lead to ballot stuffing. Those are accusations that have never been proven , just assumed a priori.

>Conservative elites Were complicit

In that they were pro German nationalism in the beginning , but then people like Schanct were outed and imprisoned.
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>>83974161
My ancestors weren't homophobic, only uneducated whites (your kind) and those you brainwashed were.
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>>83973988
>i didnt say that's why i was right, but i mean... yeah, obviously more people are going to accept the real definition over the one you just made

M8 hegel is rolling in his grave... Look up what philology is pl0z
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>>83974227
>Be euro
>Brag about less crime
>Import third worlders into you continent because magical European dirt will improve their IQ by a whole standard deviation
>Get blown up
>get Ran over
>get Raped by gangs of pakis protected by the police
>Get shot
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>>83974264
You don't even know what I'm talking about. Hitler became chancellor because Franz Von Papen, a former chancellor, conspired with President Hindenburg to appoint Hitler to the Chancellorship after Hitler said he would not form a coalition with the conservatives unless he was the chancellor.

The Nazi Party did not have a majority and it was only because of the direct actions of the conservative politicians that Hitler was allowed to become chancellor.
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>>83974273
ah yes i guess your ancestors were the moderate people back then.
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>>83970967
It's because the middle aged fundies and soccer moms who held all the power in the post-9/11 world were complete dullards, and what they really wanted was a big sign that said
>LAUGH NOW
The verbal form of that is catchphrase comedy, which can be seen in all of Jeff Dunham's characters and Larry the Cable Guy (both of whom were on top of the American comedy world at the time)
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>>83974356
They had 44% of the vote and the baking of the industrialists (at the beginning before many of the industrialists became disillusioned)

That's a pretty good majority to me desu. Germany loved the guy.
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>>83974508
That was AFTER Hitler was appointed Chancellor in January 1933. Before that support for the Nazis was slipping as faith that they could actually get into power was slipping.
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>>83974580
Daily reminder that Hindenburg hated Hitler but thought that by appointing him Chancellor he could control him.

Also daily reminder

>44%
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>>83971323
>Colbert
Maybe five years ago. Right now he comes off as cringy and desperate.
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>>83974908
The Nazis had lost votes in the last election before Hitler was appointed Chancellor. It's likely that had the conservative elites not elevated him to power the Nazi party would have quickly withered away as voters flock to other parties becoming disillusioned and bored with the passion & fury of the Nazi appeal.
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>>83975055
Not really , the german people loved the Nazis whether you want to accept it or not. You really have to get into the history of Weimar Germany to understand why, but Hindenberg listening to Von Papen and getting Hitler into his original position was not because either Von Papen or Hindenburg liked Hitler , again most of the elites disliked Hitler because

>Austrian

And

>Son of a farmer

Plus fascism was an ideogy literally geared towards their destruction. It was more than just the old Prussian Aristocracy that disliked him desu, that's all I'm saying.
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>>83975359
The difference between me and you is that you're arguing feelings and I'm arguing facts.

Fact: The Nazi party had lost seats in the last election before Hitler was appointed chancellor
Your feelings: The Germans loved the Nazis so I don't have to look at historical events as they occurred

Fact; The direct action of the conservative elites were absolutely necessary to Hitler & the Nazi's rise. The Nazis collaborated with high level politicians, bankers, industrialists, church leaders and had a symbiotic relationship with the country's elites
Your Feelings: The elites hated the Nazis. I can arbitrarily pick individuals that prove it.
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