unJUST

>>83966868
lol

>>83966868
He looks better fat. Looks like the most depressive caricature of a generic common pleb here

He looks like shit and his head is way too big.

Hasn't he done this a few times now?

How long until he turns back into a hamplanet?

he looks like he commits sex crimes

>>83966868
is he 4 foot 9 or something?

>>83966868

He's still ugly

>>83966868
>went from JUST to UNJUST back to JUST back to UNJUST

He's a just and will always be.

>>83966868
Why doesn't your head lose weight along with the rest of the body

DAMN jonah looks like THAT?!

>>83966868
I do not appreciate you killing my subs

>>83966868
waiting for his flight to paris

ever since he got fit, he looks pissed all the time.

is he leading man material now?

He looka like a potato

damn that french girl really cut him deep

>>83966868
In order to unJUST you need to JUST in the first place

JUST is Jonah's default state, he cannot unJUST because he was never JUST, just Jonah Hill

>>83967770
Yeah he'll play the lead in the upcoming Bobblehead movie

>>83966868
>get rid of your only "appeal" (fat funny guy)
>expect to be anything more than "c-grade" actor

he needs to not just lose weight but actually gain muscle

looks weird with his old fat head on his new twig body

>>83967858
this

>>83966868
he must have a lot of loose skin

>>83966868
FUCK OFF FAT CUNT

>1.7m
Poor guy never had a chance.

>>83966868
I guess he can always be a Pipboy if Todd Howard decides Fallout needs a movie.

looks like Mr. Potato Head desu

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>>83966868
>Jonah: Now can I hang out with you Leo?

>Leo: lol no

>>83966868
He looks like one of these faggots from the beginning of Fallout 3

>out of my way French fucking shits

>>83966868
How much money do you reckon this transformation set him back?
>nutritionist
>personal trainer
>prescription phentermine
>personal chef
>plastic surgery (skin removal)

I'm guessing somewhere in the ballpark of 350-400k.

It's also sad he put in all those resources and all that time and put on zero muscle.

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Under those layers of clothes is like a garbage bag filled with cottage cheese.
Cost of being a fatass your entire life. But hey, LMAO MONEY right?

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Don't try to rock the leather jacket unless you're Jeffrey Dean Morgan or Michael Cera

>>83969066
You know his rich right? He can afford the surgery.

>>83969142
>one of the most painful surgeries known to man
>"lol, he's rich, just do it ::DDDD

>>83967697
This

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Did the sub pics become too much for him?

>>83967697
>>83969213
>have chubby cheeks
>tfw face is the last thing on my body to lose fat
jdimsa

>>83967697
Cheek fat is hard to lose making your head still look big.

>>83969201
That's why they give you a mask to wear so it won't be extremely painful.

>>83966868
the king of the yoyo diet

hes fat again inside six months. fo sho.

>>83967697
He lost the weight relatively too fast and the face couldnt keep up

>>83969465
You mean he faced his weight problems too fast?

>>83969201
>thinking rich Hollywood Jews go to shitty surgeons

>>83968022
but he is better looking than leo now

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>>83969511
>>83969142

>not actually knowing what you're taking about

The best surgeon in the world and all of the painkillers won't keep you from having horrendous scar tissue, especially in his case considering he was literally gigantic.

>>83966868
>fat comedian
>losing weight
well at least he can say he's retarded enough to collect his NEETbux

>>83969066
being a healthy weight w/excess skin is still healthier than being fat. you just have to be really careful about cleanliness and making sure you dont get any infections

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>>83967827

>>83969608

Why do they lose their weight so fast? Doesn't your skin shrink with the rest of your body if you plan your weight loss accordingly?

>>83967959
Except pipboy is supposed to be the pinnacle of whiteness. This guy is Jew af. He looks more Jewish than the shlomo charactiure.

>>83969814
Honestly, it doesnt matter how fast or slow you lose it, or how much cocoa butter you rub on it either. The larger you were, the worse it is. Cost of living an unhealthy life. While mine isn't nearly as drastic as most, I'm speaking from personal experience.

>>83970115
Shut up flabby

>>83969814
When you get older your skin isn't as good as it was when you were in your 20s and will have a harder time adjusting well regardless of the speed of weight loss/increase
t. dated two women older than 30

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>>83970233
>n-no u shut up!

>>83966868
when he was fat, he looked like a moviestar

now he looks like he browses /r9k/ and /fa/

>>83969608
that's not even THAT bad all things considered, i'd rather have that than be fat.

but of course not having a crazy scar is best, which is avoidable with not being an obese piece of shit.

>>83966868
>5'6"

>>83966868
Will anyone even hire a skinny Jonah?

>>83971667
either he did it for a very specific role, or he will gain the weight again to get work

>>83971667
Nah, he's typecasted strictly for obese rolls.

>>83967687
this holy pip

>>83971667
have you seen him in a movie recently?

>>83966868
he's repulsive no matter what. I pity him, honestly

why do comedians keep trying to bridge the gap to "serious actor?" humor is their talent, it is what they are good at. quit trying to be something you're not. It's like when Michael Jordan tried to be a baseball player. Some people can act, others can be fat comic relief characters. Know your role.

>>83966868
>whaddya got?

>>83966868
racer leather jackets look way better

>>83966868
Can't fix that fat head, though.

>>83972267
Because actors are tremendously insecure since their entire livelihood is based around people liking them. A lot comedic actors with stable careers start resenting that people are constantly laughing at them and they start to feel like a court jester especially when they're socializing with super-hot actresses and leading men so they want to be "taken seriously." This is only an issue with established comedians like Jim Carrey or Jonah Hill because lesser known comics will completely debase themselves for laughs so long as they get to work.

wtf i like subway now?

Didn't he un-unjusted himself like right after that movie came out?

>>83967697
Stop eating food and smoke crack while running away from cops.
It worked for me.

>>83969229
>that sub peeking out of his pants
fucking lost it

>>83966868
good career move, now he's just a regular ugly guy instead of the obese comic relief

>>83972267
almost every single comedian because one because they were ugly and couldn't get laid and are buried in inferiority complexes

Seinfeld is the only exception he's just based

>>83966868
He looks like shit skinny but how did he do it? I cannot for the life of me find any interview with him talking about his weight loss.

No exercise plan.

No diet plan.

Nothing.

Where is the information?

he's still an ugly kike insecure about his shitty career and will never be taken seriously

>>83966868

He needs to thicken up that neck to offset his big ass head.
Needs to grow a beard to offset those juicy DSLs.

Then he needs to fill out a bit overall. Build his shoulders and back up a little.

Then he needs to dress like he doesn't give a fuck because he can't pull off hot dude clothes.

Then he will be reasonably attractive.

>>83973140
>how did he do it?
Exercise and eating right, the same way everyone fucking does it.

>>83966868
>tfw lose weight and still look like shit
This guy really got some horrible genes.

>>83973140

surgery, that's why he disappeared fat and reappeared skinny

>>83974429
should grow his hair out as well, he looks better with a jewfro

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>>83969814

>Why do they lose their weight so fast?

because life is fleeting

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Mirin?

>>83969251
Cut salt from your food and drink lots of water

>>83969465
>>83969492
makes no sense, the face is the first place the fat goes usually

>>83966868
This picture is older than a nuns tit, why are you bringing it up now, OPie?

hes just not funny now

>>83974576
Looks really good tb.h

>>83967697
It does. His head looks huge because his body is a skinnyfat mess. NEVER lose the weight without lifting

>>83970115
I really think cocoa butter is a fucking lie. I have never met one single person who can attest that it prevented their stretch marks from either obesity or pregnancy.

>>83974614

When I lost my fat baby cheeks I had to reach about 10% body fat. Partly its genetics and the other part is you need reach a certain body fat % if want to get rid of your face fat.

>>83966868
He looks very fitting to play a Roman, dunno why

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>>83968079
HEY dont mess with the tunnel snakes!

>>83966868
>>83974576
he looks like the guy who recommends me all the stuff in his basket at whole foods
the kinda guy who will bring his husky into a bar and act surprised when management wants the dog out
the sorta nigga who leaves his rugby equipment thrown out in the open so you can see it and will say 'oh sorry bro rugby life you know how it is'

Ironically, he won't start in any movie now

>>83966868
Chris Penn in reverse. bravo.

>>83972179
T H I S
H
I
S

>Only gym near me is out of town
Call for help. I was also thinking about doing calisthenics but i have no fucking clue about that

>>83966868

How much weight has he gained/lost over the past few years?

800lbs?

>>83974576
his head was literally bigger then his whole body now.

>>83976612
Same. I feel sorry for him dude. Kind of sad.

>>83976978
the only thing stopping you from becoming aesthetic is you

>>83967687
ReJUST

>>83967697
It varies from people to people. My face looked fat when I was obese, not when I was chubby. I lost 40 kg only by dieting and my face looks thin af.

>>83977790
Went from 110kg to 70kg btw

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>>83969531
This, unironically.
And I know /tv/ is all "le edgy lash out shit", but I'm genuinely glad for Jonah. Now, he only needs a manly-ish beard to complete the look.

>>83977812
Diet only or did you do any exercise beyond your daily routine?

>>83977854
Man what a COCK, looks like Motherfucker Mike is in trouble.

>>83967697
>implying he didn't surgically remove his fat

It's just harder to surgically remove face fat without making it obvious (bad plastic surgery more common than good).

>>83976978
just get a barbell, some weights and a pullup bar and do stronglifts 5x5 substituting bench presses with weighted pushups and pullups. Your squats will be limited to what you can get over your head though unless you want to get a rack.

>>83975681
Jonah hill the kinda nigga to buy a bunch of backpacking equipment and thousands of dollars of outdoor gadgets to an overnight campout at the state park

>>83977854
>has been an alpha his whole life
>not ashamed of a bit of old man belly
>confident and rich
>gets mad pussy

Jonah, and other try hard beta's
>worry excessively about their outfit to hide their flaws
>never show their body in public because they are insecure faggots
>cover their confidence issues with caricatures of what they believe a confident person acts like (ie douche bag, never look happy, etc)
>end up used goods (roasties, slags, etc)

has jonah hill ever had a girlfriend? I don't think I've ever seen him with a woman

>>83978136
He's so insecure, any gf he gets he will end up coming to the conclusion she probably isn't that attractive to others, otherwise why is she with him? So he would probably keep her hidden from the spotlight to avoid scrutiny.

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>>83978136
isabelle mcnally

>>83978337
look at what she's drinking. they're not dating; he's sweetening her up to eat her

>>83974599
I thought excessive water added to face fat.

>>83967587
>Hasn't he done this a few times now?

no he fucking did it one time before and the OPs pic is that one fucking time from before

>>83977854
Seriously. I kind of feel sorry for him but really he brought this on himself.

He is so fat

>>83967697
How does one lose fat on their head?
You just throw faces at the mirror or what?

>>83969608
What happens if you have the surgery and then put weight on again? Would you pop?

I yo yo 40 pounds of weight every 2 years or so. I feel for jonah

Why is he dressed up like some unholy mix of /fa/ and /pol/

>>83980406
He's repping /tpg/ dressed as Wally Brando

>>83980406
/fash/

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>>83967697
>Why doesn't your head lose weight along with the rest of the body
not doing cheek squats and crunches dyel faggot?

>>83967827
Kek

>>83966868
FAT BOY SLIM

>>83966868
>2013
He's re-JUSTed and unJUSTed like 15 times since then

he still a manlet which he will never change.

>>83967697
Because he cheated

He hasnt done any cardio to lose that and in fact if he hasnt stapled his stomach then he probably bulmeic or has cancer

>>83978337
he honestly looks better this size than skinny

>>83978077
This. Jonah is a gymcel but worse because he has no muscle

>>83972267
To be an actor you have to have some kind of mental issue in the first place

>>83967697
when he was fat, he had a large head and a large body

when he is skinny, he has a large head and a small body

the fat was making his bones look bigger. he actually has a small frame.

>>83972918
Seinfeld is insecure as fuck though. He got really flustered over people not finding the gay french king joke not funny and fought with several no name comedians over it

How is subways profits doing? Has anyone checked?

>>83984380
This
Some people are just better off as big guys

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>>83984865
Never better!

>>83984862
>Comedians
>insecure
SAY WHAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>83978337
>>83984380
>>83985066
He should go for bear mode / builtfat.