/tpg/ Twin Peaks General

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one
one
nine

>>83966041
ONE
ONE
NINE

>>83966025
Tell me senpai, how will Coop regain his mentality? Will it be through the coffee at Twin Peaks or through meeting Gordon?

>>83966073
probably through coffee, yes. I don't think the upcoming midget fight will wake him up but Lynch will play it as a comedy sequence of Coop avoiding the attack. Lynch will probably find out evil Coop is evil through Diane and will investigate how to find the real Coop.

>>83966073
Neither. Both of those are gay. He gets it back by having conversations with Dianne.

Who else has gone out and bought quinoa?

>>83966091
Gordon already knows it's evil Coop
>YREV VERY GOOD TO SEE YOU

>>83966025
if i want to have a coffee like cooper has his how do i ask for it at a cafe or starbucks

>>83966128
black coffee, the most basic kind

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>>83966025
Missoula?

>>83966041

DAMN
YOUR
FINE

GET LOW

>>83966073
He won't.

Dougie Coop is best Coop.

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"Now feed me through
The power line"

Is 'The Seer' canon?

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>>83966192

Rhonda best girl

>>83966227

Based Rhonda poster.

>>83966160
Don't worry, No charge for her.

Who would win in a fight, dumb Coop or dumb Leo?

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>>83966244
HELLLLOOOOoooooOOOOO

>>83966305
Dumb Leo would probably electrocute himself

>>83966305
>implying leo wasn't dumb before

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>>83966025
/tpg/ is already dead after only 25 days. What a joke of a series and fanbase LOL

>>83966408
I'm still not really sure if I like Leo as a character or not. He was just kinda there for most of the show.

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>>83966408

who cares

>>83966418
He was useful in the beginning when everybody thought he was the killer but in the end they just didn't know what to do with him. The scenes where he went full retard were just painful to watch (like most of the second half of season 2). I still prefer him greatly over the annoying fuckheads like James and Nadine with superpowers.

>>83966412

Jesus thats really bad, guess Showtime wont renew it for the season 4.

>>83966366
She'll drink you up

>>83966469
Is this what you call memeing?? You fucking useless twat. Fuck you and your shitty memes!!1

>>83966454
Looks like someone got FROSTED

>>83966454

L Y N C H E D

Let's say Coop comes back 100% at episode 12.

So what was the point of Dougie all along? Was Dougie a huge useless filler?

>>83966522
call for help

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First for Ronette

>>83966408
Did leo go to the lodge himself?

>>83966522
Dougie was part of the "plan" that Doppelgänger-Coop had. Remember when he said he had a plan to avoid going back to the Black Lodge? Dougie is part of that, although how exactly he fits in I'm not sure yet.

>>83966522
It was the ultimate pleb filter

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IAM THE MUFFIN

>>83966522
>Yfw lynch threatened to pull the plug and leave to have more episodes of a retard staring and pointing at a statue for three quarters of the season

Guess I got lynched

>>83966224
Made me chortle.

>>83966547
like an autistic he is

>>83966572
Gobble.... gobble gobble

>>83966522

Giving Cooper a character arc about rediscovering who he is, having an opportunity to comment on suburban ambivalence towards a mentally handicapped man, having a bunch of humourous scene, build up tension, maybe add some lore about the creatures of the black lodge creating a decoy...

>>83966552
Yes but it was all done by episode 3 I believe.

I'm afraid all Doogie's part will be forgotten once Coops comes back.

>>83966676
That black chick is so sexy!! Hachi machi !!!!!

>>83966676
But evil Cooper is still roaming the earth, chatting on the phone about Judy and shit, it's not done at all

>>83966676

DougieCoop is 1000x better and funnier than Agent Cooper.

>muh diane
>muh coffee

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>>83966025
M'soulla

>>83966724
yeah no, sorry

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>>83966739

Go back to Tumblr.

>>83966760
go back to dicksucking Lynch

FUCK GENE KELLY YOU MOTHERFUCKER

I just saw some SJW-y cucks over on a board that music critics hang out on call bad / Bob Cooper "Booper".

They're all like "OMG, can we like PLEASE call him BOOPER nowwww? Thaaaaanx!"

>>83966960
They're the kind of people who say phrases like "ummm, can we not?" and "um, i dunno you can definitely parse Lynch's work for problematic treatment of women" and "that's so icky!"

Basically a bunch of fat 50 year old ex-punks who listen to Taylor Swift now and fret over "icky" media portrayals of whatever

But what if BOB isn't really evil, he's just misunderstood?

>>83967052
The best weapon against them is complete irrelevance

They seek attention. This political nonsense is nothing more than a trend for them. The more you talk about them the more they try to demonstrate something to people unaware of this business.

Enjoy the show and hope that Lynch doesn't ever listen to these worthless human beings.

>>83967129
WOW BOB, WOW

>>83967135
Was just morbidly curious. Used to read music discussions there like a decade ago.

There thread on this season seriously comes back to Lynch's "sexist portrayal of women and problematic uses of actors of color" like ever 20 or so posts. Just constant fretting.

You are right. I generally ignore such people. Their time is over.

>>83967182
*Their thread

derp

>>83967293
>reading this garbage
>posting this garbage on other forums
I swear I would never have even heard of the SJW movement if people weren't whining about them on every single forum in existence.

>>83967404
Who cares? SJWs are just online things you look at for laughs

>>83967404
Yeah, the vast population isn't onboard with it.

The problem is that nearly the entirety of the media is, and social media is swarming with constant butthurt about 'media representation of said minority' etc.

The weird and annoying thing about the left is that they really aren't actually totally winning, but they work really overtime to force the perception that they are, that history is going their way, by forcing you to read things crafted to their irritating narrative constantly.

>>83967428
But I like this guy's attitude. Just regard it with distance and a little sense of humor and otherwise ignore it. And learn how to keep it from coming at you.

>>83967428
this

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He's been having me since I was 12

>>83967428
If that's all they were it'd be fine. They're not. They're influencing everything. Even the military has been ruined by them.

ded thred, fred

>>83966522
>episode 12.

please no.

i can only take 1-2 more episodes of it. I've been a patient fucking boy Lynch but please don't go that far.

>>83967559
Was BOB, actually, /ourguy/?

>>83967613
>reality check

whoops my shitposting in /afl/ carried over.

>>83967585
Agreed, but I think a crucial thing is to learn how to filter them out for yourself so you can be of clear mind, and not so affected you swing to hard towards any stupidity or obsessiveness.

Then, I think such a attitude should somehow become adopted across society... like a body developing immunity to a virus, the social body should develop a collective ability to filter out and ignore leftist complaints and emotional manipulation. But to get there I really think a key step is to learn how to live in a way where you can ignore it yourself, and then spread this attitude to others.

Not to derail the thread.

>>83966572
GIRL,YOU THOUGHT HE WAS A MAN
BUT HE WAS A MUFFIN

>>83967615
Well, maybe YOU'RE a rapist. Speak for yourself.

>>83966025
I'm watching season 1, but I heard season 2 is shit in the middle. Should I watch all of season 2 or are there some episodes I should skip?

>>83967658
Play them at 1.8 speed while browsing r/twinpeaks

>>83967654
I haven't heard that since I was 16 hahaha

>>83967643
swing *too hard towards

>>83966522
watching how people act around dougie trying to figure out what kind of person he was much like you did with laura in the first season.

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>the show is ironically bad, haha LYNCHED
>the special effects aren't terrible, they're supposed to be low quality to make you feel uncomfortable
>the extras' terrible acting is on purpose, isn't that weird? fucking Lynch man lmao
>the story isn't supposed to progress! The last two episodes having one two minute scene relevant to the plot is actually patrician
>who cares about Agent Cooper? We have Dougiekino now!
>spending 10% of every episode plugging the shit indie band of the week is great! Classic Lynch, he's done it again!

>>83967658
The worst things about those episodes is that they're completely pointless to watch. You know exactly how the subplots will end because they're so predictable.

There's a few spoilers you'll need to know about if you want to go straight to the finale to understand what the fuck is going on, but I'm not going to say them now and with how complicated things get you might as well just watch the episodes.

>>83967756
Dumb frogposter

>>83967756
>Dougiekino
>not Doukino

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Previously on Twin Peaks

>>83967756
yanb!

>>83967756
This

Fucking denial overload. The show is awful.

>>83967658
Watch them all unless you're terminally ill, in which case you probably have more important stuff to do. Unless you have a good excuse, don't be a skipfag.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OS6duOoxctw&app=desktop

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>>83967756

>>83966960
The use of either Booper or The Bang bang Bar instead of the Roadhouse is how you spot a hopeless pleb / normie/ newfag / SJW

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Uh, guys..

>Dougie
>Janey E
>Sonny Jim

are direct anagrams of;

>Josie
>Judy
>My Annie gone

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PUT IT DOWN!!!

>>83967293
>comedy writer
its obviously a joke article

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>>83967890
Pure Ray Wise kino

>>83967293
Literally one of the first characters you see is Josie.

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Call for help

https://www.instagram.com/p/BVXhLJ5gAC7/
How can one man be so cute?

>>83967890
>white horse
Is it canon?

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Windom Earle is inquestionably the best part of season two, simply because what enshrouds the Deleuzian representation of negation in “The Black Lodge” is by nature (W)indom (E)arle. We, the pure ample aspiration, the capital v-Viewer are held fantastically in a grip of pleasure as "solicitude", certainty as “knowingness” and “The Black Lodge” as ontological blockchain/godhead. TMFAP is absolute fact in opposition but the baroque villainy of WE's (and any Lovecraftian) the same sin to die “now” as on the path to Madness. The conditional “It” (DC) creates nothing in response, Earle's own humanity is reflected in his oeuvre of disguise-personalities. (performed) To WE (& the normative Cooper &Briggs) the Implacability of unsure sentiment is Earle’s selfenforcing principle, pleasure--simplicity. In Palmer, the reprised intelligences move towards psychosomatic transgression. WE's sickness is symptom & myth unlike the Palmer daughter his active agent is not important, but “normal” and yet pronouncedly considerable as such, bidding. “We a the, of not can he.” The subject of Earle is in an undiluted terrace viewed viewers become wrote wonders, noting nothing Indian anyhow in the Black Lodge (negation).

Then, there’s Earle, the something coupling with Lodge entities, (call it “force”, of what? of course: illusion. – by since And because of supremacy In ALL perceptions, (rare & cloistered the issue may be) what we then Now view as reality, IS,) [in WE's] subjection a full picture. In an open letter to Kenneth Welsh “Windom Earle” one asks to which if not to want introduction (Mark Frost) gigantic of up wrote run life, (MF) introduction, revelation, dreams, & value system, (MF,MF,DL,MF) ie. AS Windom Earle hAS in the Black Lodge. (the rudimentary transition in S2 of Windom A into form Windom B.) Perhaps to “comfyfags“ will greet these upon death, a paradoxical death for those who existence infects.

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>after Sunday, no new episode for two weeks

Not gonna make it, lads.

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>>83968324

>>83968367
What?! How?! Why?!

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Audrey when?

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I'm not gonna lie mates

Season ThreeRatings

Thethird season ofTwin Peaksis averaging a 0.09 rating in the 18-49 demographic and 321,000 viewers. Learn howTwin Peaksstacks upagainst the otherShowtime TV shows.

Historical Note:the second season ofTwin Peaksaired on theABCbroadcast network between September 30, 1990 and June 10 1991. Today’s television landscape is so different.When lowseason two ratingsprompted ABC to cancelTwin Peaks, the series averaged 11.277 million viewers. Were the revival to attract an audience of that size, today, Showtime would rename itself theTwin Peaks Networkand give this show a two season pickup. For that matter,so would ABC. The original series’ lowest rated installment, episode 2.20, drew an audience of 7.4 million. Today, that is a totally respectable number, even on the most-watched network,CBS.

>>83967756
sad but true

The whole Dougie thing is part and parcel of David Lynch's style of filmmaking. David Lynch is an artist, his signature "just a bit too long" takes from odd perspectives is intended to make the viewer really think about what they are watching, whether it's beautiful or horrible. "Dougie" is a device to make us really look at the idiocy of 21st century life, but also to see the simple joys of the world through the eyes of a child. The lingering scenes of Dougie scrawling on insurance claim documents are at first unremarkable, then annoying, then they drag on and on, beyond the point of annoying into the realm of absurdity. And then they go on even more, and the haunting soundtrack plays, and you are forced to ask yourself questions like "why am I watching this? Why does this music make me feel sad? what the fuck is he actually doing?" Of course these kind of questions are exactly what Lynch is trying to stimulate.

>>83968471
It's not a fucking revival. People need to stop comparing this shit to Fuller House

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>>83967756

>>83968514
Right, like FWWM was a different thing to the show, this is a new and unique thing featuring some of the same characters in new situations.

>>83968471
Are these people fucking mental? Please don't tell me this is real. Please tell me this is made as a joke. It was never going to have a season 4 because it was a stand alone thing. What the fuck?

>>83968518
I honestly didn't expect to see an edgelord as sophisticated as the kid and my reaction was the exact same as the lorry driver

Lynch really gets how millenials tick

>>83967756
I agree that the dougie plot is awful and I don't like the direction Lynch went with this season. Apart from the surrealistic elements, which are are top notch, the plot is way too disjointed.

I guess most people, including me, wanted Lynch to centre the show around Twin Peaks, this time introducing new interesting characters and giving us an insight on how the town has progressed in 25 years and keeping the Evil Cooper plotline as it is currently.

Right now the though, the show is an incoherent mess. Lynch has introduced what, like over 50 new characters, whom most have had less than 2 minutes of screentime.

I feel like this could have been a masterpiece but right now it seems to be just as mediocre as season 2.

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>a cokehead
>killed a guy
How the fuck did he become a cop, let alone not rot in prison?

>>83968624
>murderous cokehead
Sounds like he's underqualifed by American cop standards

>>83968711
you mean overqualified, you fuckwit

>>83968624
The only witness was Laura Palmer and she dead. Also, he's not coming back.
James is not coming back, none of the kids are coming back, because they're fags.

>>83968757
No, he's no a registered sex offender or member of a paramilitary group

>>83968624
The 90s were a different time.

>>83968624
because Bobby was deep down a good boy and he dindu nuffin.

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>>83968783

Yah, but it was presented as if his father's vision came true and he reached something respectable in life.

But in reality it's based on deception and hypocrisy and most likely avoiding responsibility for his past wrongdoings, no matter how devoted he became to upholding the justice and shit.

>>83968934
- That's classified.

>>83966224
Him and the Mystery Man from Lost Highway were definitely Lodge spirits/Dugpas, right?

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Anyone else prefer the old floor design?

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>>83968392
Episode 12 she runs into Dougie and Janey-E at the Merlin Market. She is a former Las Vegas dancer connected to James Belushi.

>>83967643
I just say live and let live. I don't care if people are trannies, but I'm not gonna flock to give them proportional representation in my work.

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Reminder that Lynch is a hack filmmaker with a few good ideas that has been literally unable, for his entire career, to present them in a coherent fashion without Mary Sweeney and/or Mark Frost to piece them together and make his bullshit tolerable.

Everything he's done without them has been an unwatchable mess outside of The Elephant Man, which at this point should be considered dumb luck.

This is all indisputable fact.

>>83968391
He's wrong, two week break is after the 8th episode, not 7th, which is next Sunday. Could have been mid-season break or something

>>83969170
What old floor design? I do prefer the old curtains though.

>>83967658
It's not as bad as people say, but it is kind of pointless and weird in parts. Still worth watching, but it def picks up a lot more towards the end.

Don't ever skip. Just deal with it. It can be bad, but not the worst.

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>>83968392
>Finally appears
>Only for a brief cameo similiar to James's appearance

Can't wait to see Audreyfags BTFO

>>83967658
Man who enjoys most things here and who's favourite adjective is "fun". I really enjoyed season 2 desu

>>83968624
Albert set him straight.

>>83968610
I'm gonna give him the benefit of the doubt and say that it hopefully will all tie up well towards the end, but yeah I'm in the same boat. I miss seeing Washington.

Also the cube shit, while necessary-ish, didn't need to have the long scenes with the watcher and the girl bringing him coffee. They took up so much screen time only to be killed off.

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>>83968392

>>83969241
The old floor had a really bright white and was horizontal compared to the vertical and off white version we have now.

>>83968071
that old lady had me lolin

>>83969341
Fake and gay it doesn't have exclamation marks.

>>83966255
Why would I want to have her?

>>83969353
I wonder if that change + the more opaque curtains are a deliberate change. In any case the S02 finale/FWWM black lodge was quite different from the S01E03 black lodge.

>>83969226

With:
>Blue Velvet
>Twin Peaks (1990)
>Wild at Heart
>Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
>Hotel Room
>Lost Highway
>The Straight Story
>Mulholland Drive
>Twin Peaks (2017)

Without:
>Eraserhead
>The Elephant Man
>Dune
>Inland Empire
>Everything else (commercials, music videos, digital shorts)

So basically, everything actually good vs. everything everyone pretends to like to sound smart. Hack confirmed.

>>83968934
It was self defense.

>>83969427
Eraserhead is really good.

>>83969409
My guess is due to deterioration over time, the off white of the floor 25 years a d what not, and curtains too but who knows.

>>83969487
It's one of those movies where you sit and think about it a bit afterwards and then it just hits you with all its power

Doge Jones is an ultimate plebfilter

lynch is a jerk

>>83969704

No, you're a jerk!

Are we going to see James or Bobby again? Are we going to see Matthew Lillard again?

Are we ever going to see Audrey?

>>83969613
Best Twin Peaks plebfilters:
Dougie
James and Evelyn subplot
Nadine and Mike subplot
Dick vs Andy
Vegetable Leo
Ben Horne civil war

What did I miss?

>>83967658
There are some really funny parts.

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>>83969785
Probably not.

I'm pretty sure Lynch tried his hardest to waste all the budget by getting over 100 new actors just to let 90% of them have less screentime than the traffic lights.

>>83969797
Windom Earle shooting Sam Raimi's brother with a crossbow in a giant chess piece

>>83968910
it's literally okay when white kids do it

>>83969583
Its one of those movies where you sit and think about it a while after and it just hits you "that was shite"

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>>83969797
Fire Walk With Me is the biggest pleb filter

>>83969991
Not really, it's universally loved by plebs and patricians both

>>83969927
pretty heartbreaking about james and bobby, but not seeing matthew lillard again just doesn't make sense

>>83970013
It was universally trashed when it came out.

Reddit fuckwits go home

What's the general consensus around here on season 3?

r/twinpeaks absolutely loves it and the IMDB ratings are all season 1 level high.

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>>83969927
>Diane Evans

>>83970118
Mr. Jackpots

>>83967613
YANB

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>reddit
>ratingsfags
>imdb/rt scorekeepers

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! get out

>>83970051
Yes it does, he's stuck in jail. We don't need to see him again to learn why and how it happened, or who that spirit was in the cell next to his.

>>83970313
is the Jumping Man /ourguy/?

>>83970352
who was the spirit then? didn't look much like bob

>>83970373
It was dod

>>83970373
No clue, but we don't need Shaggy to solve it.

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Seriously, how much would it cost to live in a place like this in America today?

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What did Lynch mean by this?

>>83970503
very very little

>>83968145
>>83967891
Holy fuck, is Kyle /ourguy/?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BU9fBwegija/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BU9fBwegija/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BU9fBwegija/

>>83969797
No bigger pleb filter than ben horne winning the south

>>83966041
>that table
literally me

>>83970616

Haha, based DogeCoop

>>83970503
>>83970579
It would potentially cost even less to live like Jacoby: RV on private land with free spring water.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4801-Blake-Creek-Rd-St-Maries-ID-83861/2098085023_zpid/

>>83969927
I kinda like the new characters more because they didn't have Season 2 to shit on them constantly. I'm with with fanservice every now and then, but Twin Peaks is a completely different place in the newest series to how it was 25 years ago. Focusing on the same old families is dumb.

>>83970373

The spirit we see was one of three who were working together to harvest garmonbozia by creating a love triangle of infidelity and murder between the principal, his wife and the librarian. The spirit we see in the cell resembles one of the spirits we see "above the convenience store" in FWWM. When DoppelCoop caught wind of their scheme he apparently decides to hunt them down, and since he wasn't sure BOB was even still with him until he ended up in jail, his mission to stop the spirits was his own decision. Shooting them through the face apparently has some beneficial factor to ejecting the spirit, since he (or the principal) kills the librarian in the same way as the wife. It either destroys the spirit completely or forces it back where it came from. I added the principal in parentheses because the spirit inhabiting him may have taken control to betray the spirit in the librarian and steal their share of garmonbozia, since the principal was in her apartment, but the "Briggs" body next to the head seems to imply it was DoppelCoop. When the wife is killed, DoppelCoop tells her she "followed human nature perfectly" (mocking the spirit's manipulation of her into committing adultery) and the screen ripples when she dies, symbolizing the spirit being forced out. The only spirit to get away is the one in the principal, who leaves (presumably with his share of garmonbozia) when the principal's manipulation is complete and he suffers a total emotional breakdown.

This is all just theorizing of course.

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WHY DIDN'T YOU GO BACK TO MISSOULA?

>>83970570
Lynch didn't do shit. Just Simpsons predicting the future again like Trump and 9/11.

>>83966041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLreaAQA9kA

holy shit Hailey gates is adorable. I saw this video before season 3 started but it only makes sense now

>>83966025

Hello from Albania.

I watch Twin peaks and no where on television only on internet. No one watch TwinPeaks here and I read for show on forums and place like this.
I have suggestion.Talk here more about show not stupid pictures and repeated not funnny jokes inside you.
Thanks.

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>>83970711
I assume that kind of life/living is somewhat unpalatable to modern Americans, because that looks terribly cheap for 5 acres.

Also, to keep things on topic slightly, more homes of TP.

>>83968783
There are set pics of Bobby outside the hit-and-run scene in his cop uniform. He's coming back.

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bitefu

>>83969797
James and Evelyn was legitimately bad and it's just contrarian to say it was good. Dougie is legimately great. Vegetable Leo and Civil War Ben are decent. Little Nicky and Mike & Nadine are at least funny in how stupid they are.

James and Evelyn is irredeemably shit, though.

>>83967756
I'm giving it a chance and seeing it through, but the new season is kind of a mess. Do we really need 200 characters that we only see once or twice in six, so far, episodes?

>>83970987
She is, her show on Vice was the one of only things worth seeing on that channel

>>83971048

This is good post,all read it

>>83971127
These were the episodes Showtime forced Lynch to make to pad out the length of the season. They seem to be as frustrating as possible because he's probably using them to weed out all the plebs who don't appreciate his style, like the plebs who booed at the FWWM premiere. In a few episodes time, shit's going to get real good.

>>83971127
I kind of agree, even though I love the new season. The original series' best quality was its pinpoint focus, especially in season 1. He'll, the pilot is one of the most flawless episodes of television ever.

The cast size and scope of the story in the new season is overindulgent at best, sloppy at worst. Too many things get focus, resulting in not one thing getting enough focus. I thought 18 episodes was going to be a lot, but now based on everything we've seen, it may not be enough.

>>83971189

Shut the heck up David!

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>>83971189
I wonder if the booing reinforced his ideals, or genuinely disappointed him. I imagine the actors involved were quite upset - many of them were fairly normie irl.

>>83971092
>ha ha lara flynn boyle asking for radical changes in season 2 is merely a rumour

>>83971310
FWWM is a great story, but it really feels like it was pieced together in editing. It seems like Lynch didn't really figure out what kind of movie he wanted to make until halfway into shooting and it shows. The Missing Pieces kind of reinforce this.

I'd have been really upset about the reception if I was Sheryl Lee. She gave everything for that performance.

>>83971127
>>83971240
Agreed

The thing that originally made Twin Peaks so fucking great were the masterfully written characters and their flawless development. There was not a single wasted character in S1.

Right now the show is way too all over the place.

>>83971189
This is just pure denial

>>83971310
Where was there booing?

>>83969927
Can't wait to see /tv/'s reaction when Alon Aboutboul shows up

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>>83971048

>>83971432
at Cannes in 1992

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>>83971048
this is why people hate albanians

>>83971048
HELLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOO MR. JACKPOT

>>83966097
Who was the woman?

>>83971581
Donna (she was recast)

Does anyone have a non-mega link for the Q2 edit of Fire Walk With Me? I'd rather not leave my computer on for 2 days downloading it, and MegaDownloader refuses to work here.

>>83971431
I'm not even sure the problem is the amount of "spinning plates" going on at the same time per se. It's the apparent lack of connection between the multiple stories. There was a lot going on in the original series, but it all occurred in the same town and you could draw lines based on how everything was connected to the central mystery.

I think if everything ends up coming together in the end, it will be fine. But right now it just seems like 3 different shows crammed into one.

>>83971656
>link to Q2 edit
http://www.kys.co.uk/

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>>83971048

>>83969927
Love boat cruise director Julie McCoy? Have I missed her already?

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>>83971727
Is it a meme to not like it or is there a good reason? I've watched Twin Peaks a few years ago but never got around to watching the movie; going to do that before the revival.

>>83971703
Thanks mate.

>>83971048
fuck off you fucking redneck, pretty sure there must be people other than you who watch twin peaks in alabama

>>83971748
EAT

Friend's ex looks like a red headed version of Laura and wants to bone anyone in sight. Do I go BOB on her or go full on James Hurley?

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>>83971656
Hadn't heard of this before, so thanks for the headsup.

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>>83971806

>>83971893
Don't mess with a friend's ex. Just pretend she doesn't exist anymore.

>>83971904
No problem.

Guess I'm at the mercy of Mega thou, since >>83971703 's magnet was apparently for the regular movie.

>>83971962
fuck you

>>83971893
Go BOB on her, molest her until you eventually can become her

>>83966522
it's a social commentary on the people who skipped half of the season 2 because of the "muh filler shit episodes".

No, I'm not joking. This is a fact.

>>83972075
I love DougieCoop, but if you actually believe this you're fucking retarded

recommend me some good films /tpg/. No mainstream Hollywood crap nowadays

>>83972184
Wild at Heart

>>83971964
It isn't, you can download it, I'm seeding. It's the edit with missing pieces put in.

>>83972270
Seen all of Lynch's films multiple times

>>83972184
Le return du le chavalier noir
トランスフォーマース

>>83972184
sunset boulevard

>>83972184
Fire walk with me

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hello

>>83972184
synedoche new york

>>83972073
Will do. I'll fuck you when it's all said and done. Then beCUM you, if you know what I mean.

>>83972305
You can never watch Wild at Heart too many times

>>83971310
He cried during the standing ovation for episodes 1 and 2 so my guess is that got to him a bit as well even though he probably wouldn't admit it to himself

>>83972334
This is a pretty top tier meme. Seeing this man makes me smile, even though he's probably BOB.

>>83972184
Kek /tpg/ is literally the worst place to ask this seeing as how it's filled with college freshmen plebs who think Lynch is "underground"

>>83972353
Anon, you can't BOB properly unless you possess your victim

>>83972075
I don't think Lynch cares if people think the show went to shit when he left it.

Are we ever gonna find out (or did we and I missed it) who the other lady at the motel in the premiere was? The woman Doppelcoop was working with or something, she was going to clean up the murder scene after he shot that chick

>>83972138
Not him but it's not so absolutely far fetched. Lynch loves to go full on 2deep4u and hates his fans.

>>83972387
quote five posts where that is implied

>>83967756
>special effects
Literally who cares. Why does everyone have a fetish for realistic special effects? The only one that seemed bad to me was when the real Dougie morphed into some random abstract objects. The scenes with special effects weren't intended to be turned into looping webms.

>>83972423
>YACK AHCK AKCK YAHCK AHH

So there's lodge actors talking in reverse and being played reverse in post, but this scene is clearly just regular laughing in reverse. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

>>83972450
Nope, we'll never learn who that was. The next 12 hours of the show will never once bring her up again, we know that for a fact

>>83972450
No. She's probably just another random low-life that the doppelganger works with. I'm not really sure what he was doing. Just selling drugs to create pain and suffering to give to Bob?

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>>83972184
Since you're in /tpg/, try;

You, The Living - Roy Andersson
Himiko - Masahiro Shinoda
Inferno - Dario Argento
Werckmeister Harmonies - Béla Tarr
The Color of Pomegranates - Sergei Parajonov
The Match Factory Girl - Aki Kurasmaki
Un Chien Andalou (short) - Luis Bunuel
Last Year at Marienbad - Alain Resnais

>>83972184
what do you like

I'm enjoying how this all feels like some kind of weird dream since it's only coming out once a week but clearly needs to be watching in 4 or 5 sessions. It's pretty jarring right now, but it will probably work much better on a second watch once it's all out.

>>83972492
The reverse only gets reversed to forwards to translate to us. Laughter can't be translated so it is in natural reverse

>>83972482
That was fine. The only bad ones were the ones in the casino.

>>83972525
>Inferno - Dario Argento
This is a sequel to Suspiria, which I liked better, but they're both pretty cool horror movies. They have nice music and aesthetics. There is also a third movie, but it's basically edgy torture porn, it's really weird how different it is from its predecessors.

>>83972579
That is my impression, too. I feel like I need to rewatch the entire series tbqh.

>>83972609
is that you Brad?

>>83972596
The flaming red room images? I thought they looked fine, but it seems kind of lazy that it's just a picture of the red room.

>>83971048
This is my favorite guy

>>83972680
...no? Why do you think I am a man named Brad?

Curious to see what characters people think are going to have further development and appearances, and which people think are just characters. Check all the names of characters who you think we've already seen the last of and who will not appear again this season.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13206372
http://www.strawpoll.me/13206372
http://www.strawpoll.me/13206372

>>83972516
This. We don't need to know every detail about Buella, the dude who drinks pickle juice, or her. BadCoop works with a whole bunch of odd trailer trash people, that's all.

Can someone post pic/collection all of the qt. women of twin peaks.

>>83972709
>>83972709
Brad, the cinema snob that loves Argento

>>83972716
*which people think are just cameos

>>83972716
I hope Michael Cera comes back, he was fucking hilarious

Can't believe there's people who actually dislike Season 3. Fucking plebs.

>>83972782
NORMIED

>>83972184
watch army of shadows if you haven't
institute benjamenta

>>83971103
I thought Mike and Nadine was great, at least compared to the other subplots. Nadine knocking out Hank was great.

Vegetable Leo was pretty funny. Also he reminds me of DBZ villains in that he went from scary, dangerous criminal to decoration to a greater villain's servant.

Civil War Ben was funny for a scene or two, but I got tired of it quickly.

James and Evelyn was literally soap opera shit.

>>83972716
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13206372
I -hope- that michael cera, james, bobby, and the hornes will all be coming back... but I have this feeling in the pit of my stomach that none of them will be. Even though it wouldn't make sense to not have bobby appear again as he's a cop and many of the the twin peaks scenes focus on the police station, I just feel like we've seen the last of him. idk why

>>83972716
I think a lot of those choices are true but I can't decide which I think are true. Probably most of them. But forced to pick even one, I just don't know.

James seems the most likely to me.

Is IMDB accurate about which actors are in how many episodes even though they haven't all aired yet? I noted that the IMDB info about Better Call Saul and American Gods that went up just before the seasons started airing was 100% accurate (in so far as how many episodes each actor was in).

For example, it says Kyle Machlachlan is in 18 episodes, shelly is in 15, etc so it definitely has data from unaired episodes. It also says big ed is in 11 so he'll have to show up soon.

That said, it also says Bobby is in 13 episodes, which if it's true it means he would have to be in every episode starting next week. It also says Janey-E is only in 3 episodes which would imply the arc with Coop living with them at home is about to end.

How trustworthy are these numbers? Could they be from before some weird editing fuckery that lynch did to splinter the plotlines and confuse everybody?

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>>83972184
Trust me.

>>83972184
The fly wahey lad

>>83972931
some of them are updated when the episode airs because so little has leaked about the show

>>83972931
if it's accurate then we've already seen the last of Richard Horne and Hawk and I just don't see how that's possible.

It is odd how it appears to be accurate for some actors and totally off for others

I'm hoping Coop will at least get to meet all the major characters in TP again.

Hey, does anyone know if Ed is in season 3?

Do you guys think that the episodes we're watching are what was in the scripts lynch wrote, or do you think he wrote more cohesive scripts for more throughlines and then hacked the show to pieces in the editing room

>>83973004
what about stuff like bobby where it says "13 episodes" and shelly where it says 15? guesses? actual info? those ones cant be being updated as it airs as only 6 have aired so far

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>>83972931
General consensus is that their information is untrustworthy until the entire show has aired.

>>83966073
He won't. He'll remain Dougie throughout the entire season.

>>83973077
he's confirmed as returning, and according to IMDB he's in 11 fucking episodes, but as people have been discussing i have no idea how accurate that is

>>83973080
I think seeing as every episode ends with a bar scene that he was aiming for episodic

>>83972931
To me, it looks like they're adding number of appearances so far + number of unaired episodes -- at least for the top 9 names. Do you really think a major new character like Tammy Preston or Richard Horne is going to vaporize after 3 appearances?

>>83973113
and yet he's also said that he filmed the season like an 18 hour movie and that he didn't really put much care into where episodes ended

>>83973113
Well I mean he knew it was going to get divided into episodes, so I guess he just filmed a bunch of bands performing at the bar and would stick them in at the end of each episode.

>>83972931
>>83973032

I believe some hardcore fan is doing some work on it (one podcaster said so much) but I doubt that person has access to all info. Because of the secrecy of the project Imdb was only ever given information about the actors but not how they appeared in individual episodes. Obviously Richard will kill a certain somebody soon and Hawk will be investigating the pages. And they won't do it offscreen.

i am the great went

>watching series for the first time
>really enjoy all the 11/10 waifus like Audrey, Shelley, and Lucy
>they're all gonna be old and busted in season 3

did any of the girls age gracefully? Are there new waifus to replace them?

>>83973182
probably is that, the episodes do feel like they have natural ends to me and "proper" episodic structure in general, maybe excluding the first ep.

>>83968934
>guy pulls a gun
>you shoot him
somehow this is wrongdoing

>>83973206

you'll see when you watch season 3, won't you

>>83973210
Well, episode 1 and 2 were meant to be viewed together, anyway.

>>83973206
all three girls die at the end of season 2

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Is this Major Briggs?

>>83972716
wally and denise probably are done. hastings MAY come back, but i think hes done too. chantal is a craps shoot because shes so irrelevent

>>83973206
>did any of the girls age gracefully?
All of them.
> Are there new waifus to replace them?
Yes.

>>83973265

does it look like major briggs?

>>83973102
they had leland and sarah in all 18 episodes. its dead wrong

>>83973283
yes

>>83973265
X files/twin peaks shared universe?

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>>83973272
>All of them.

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>>83973077
the FUCKS are at it again! where is Ed??

>>83973265
no that is Captain William Scully (Scully's father) from the X-Files

>>83973335
pic related is the only scene he filmed

From time to time, I'll still rewatch seasons 1 and 2 of Twin Peaks. I do it for pleasure, because it's an enjoyable series, even if there's a stark quality drop-off and I wish certain things went differently.

Honest question, out of curiosity: do you guys think you'll rewatch season 3 years down the line out of pleasure?

>>83973359
it's dopplebriggs

i really, really miss the 90s

>>83973370
;_:

>>83973375
>do you guys think you'll rewatch season 3 years down the line out of pleasure?
I don't usually rewatch entire tv series, but I might watch a few select episodes.

>>83973265
Captain-Major Garland "Scully" Briggs - he earned his nickname from his cerebral nature and penchant for wordy monologues.

>>83973375
It definitely can take at least one rewatch but can it take 20? I don't know.

>>83973375
Honestly, probably not. I don't watch twin peaks for the plot but for the characters and the comfy vibes, and s3 doesn't have enough of either so far. Maybe I'll just watch all the dougie coop scenes, they're enjoyable at least.

>>83973375
Yes. It has been great so far. Really funny too.

new thread when

>>83973701
This is the end. Goodbye old friend.

>>83973701
>he only posts to bump a thread
kys

Looking forward to someone making an edit that cuts out all the unnecessary bullshit

>>83973818
>he thinks you can bump a thread with over 310 posts
jta

>>83974107
>>83974107
>>83974107

New Thread.

>>83974107
>>83974107
>>83974107