Penn & Teller

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>watching Houdini: Inside the Secrets
>this guy appears and explains a trick
It's Teller!!!! look at the shape of his head

>>83962631
I'm going to see them live this very night

>>83962759
Yeah I'd bet money that's him. Almost the perfect crime too, not like anybody would recognise his voice.

>>83962759
Ayy, should have worn a hat.

>losing weight through diet and exercise is bullshit

What did penn mean by this?

>>83962807

Teller has done interviews before, it's only during his act that he doesn't talk.

>>83962959
What other secrets of the magic world are you willing to reveal, KORNHAUSER?

>>83962791
that must be awesome. are the tickets expensive for their show?

>>83962791
Funny shit, I saw them not too long ago in Vegas. Pretty good show, also saw Chris Angel when that guy was around.

>>83963065
t. mormon

>>83962759
Literally looking this up now and yeah lol, looks like him.

>>83962631
Yeah, don't spend time watching P&T's Bullshit. It's trash.

Penn and Teller get killed.

greatest easy penn and teller trick to horrify children at birthday parties: The Cut and Restore Snake.

It's just the old Cut and Restore Rope Trick but you use a piece of raw sausage and stage blood

>>83963160
>Penn and Teller get killed
That movie's ending is nonpareil

>>83962631
Cruel Tricks for Dear Friends is an interesting novelty.

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>>83962934
I mean, I guess he's got some tricks up his sleeves when it comes to weight loss.

>>83963248
His clothing sleeves or his sleeves of loose skin?

>>83962934
He had surgery, right?

>>83963421
AIDS.

>>83962631
Penn And Teller: Bullshit! is definitely worth a watch.

>>83962934
He was on some crazy calorie deficit. Sounds like a diet to me

>>83962631
the guy on the left looks like a magician

>>83963248
>>83963421
He said he didn't eat unless he was starving and when he was, he only ate a full potato.
This apparently rebooted his eating habits and his tastebuds so when he started eating normal food again he could eat healthy shit and find it delicious.

>>83964050
Is that why he's all mopey and weird now?

>>83963065
Very, but I don't know how much longer they'll be around so I figure it's worth seeing them

Both seem like so annoying cunts that I'm not surprised that they hate each other.

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>First of all, we love this meme, and we also love what you've done with it, this is a real fresh take. Now, Teller and I, we've actually performed this meme ourselves a few times, and Teller found it difficult, didn't you? It was extremely difficult. For you. A little easier for myself, but of course I'm a big guy, and at least I can talk.
>Are you getting a sense of what I'm trying to say here?
>Again, loved the act, but I'm afraid you didn't meme us.

>>83965076
nice

>>83965076
>"wudda yew fink, did dey meme you?"
>"yeah, i think they got it"

>>83962934
He meant fad diets is bullshit, not calorie control and exercise

>>83963116
look at this liberal

>>83965258
>says exercise is bullshit
>n-no he didn't mean that exercise is bullshit

Are you retarded?

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>>83962631
I caught this as a kid on cable and I think they were in it

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>>83964050
How come when a celebrity goes through a physical change, they always claim it's potatoes?
When Olivia Munn was asked why she looks different, she said potatoes.
Penn changed his appearance and he says it's potatoes.
Is there something about potatoes I'm not aware about?

>>83965477
Okinawans are the longest living people on earth
Most of their diet is sweet potatoes

>>83962631
https://youtu.be/tabfQUu9OCk?t=38m57s

Is Penn meme'ing in real life, or is this just coincidence?

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>>83965076