Why didn't they just use their fucking heads and work with her?

>>83957628
I KEEP FORGETTING TO WATCH THIS FUCK
i really liked the vhs movies

>>83957628
What would /tv/ and /x/ actually do when pic related happens? Would they call 911, go to the nearest police station or let it rape you for eternity?

>>83957864
>not marrying an uber powerful and loyal monster

>>83957628
>tfw no demonic monster to cuddle with.
At least she won't try to feed you sausage

>>83957628
Oh shit did they make another one with her? That was the best short

>>83957628
what is this

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>>83958743
>>83957777

The standalone movie is pretty shit tbqh

>>83957628
Because she doesn't understand reason. She operates on instinct.

>>83957864
Assuming it wouldn't kill me, I'd be pretty happy to be her slave as long as she feeds and takes care of me. I'd keep my NEET lifestyle except I'd have to give my seed to a demon every once in a while.

>>83957864
Not having everything i might need in my apartment in case of demonic/supernatural activity

>>83957628
Personally, I would've been all about having my own siren, so long as she didn't fucking murder me. Woulda brought that bitch home and made siren babies with her.

>>83957864
I'm from /x/, would probably try some binding spells. Luckily have some lizard skulls on me so I might have a chance. Otherwise really, I know better than to believe a hot chick would ever want to have sex with me. Probably tell her to fuck off.

>>83958743
they made a full movie, Bro. It's called "Siren"

>>83959335
>>83959365
>>83959406
is this porn or a film?

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>>83958817