V.M. Varga rap album dropping when?

"My name is Varga and I'm here to say
There has to be a better way (to kill and rape Swango)

Bulimia and Bizness

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Meticulous and ridiculous
Picture this
In Sy's cup I'll stick my dick
Throats get slit
While I sit
In my air conditioned semi whip
Christmas gifts for the kids
Nah, Mr. Stussy, this is now my shit
Dont trio, when I vomit on the carpet
I'm lawless and my schemes are flawless
Need some help? Better call quick
Yuri and memo they lickity split
Swango, nothin but a bitch
Sit back while I command this ship

>>83956087
Well done

>>83956087
noice!

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>>83956087
very nice

>>83956500
>>83956691
>>83956718
Danke schöne mein Freunden

I make a lot of stupid rap shit so this thread caught my eye. I'll shamelessly promote my China rap video for you all

https://youtu.be/lNucvE5cVq8

>>83956087
Keep this thread alive. This is too good

>>83955868

Ft. Meme-O

>>83955868
why is he dressed like david tennant?

My names Emmit Stussy
I'm the parking lot king
When I took that loan, I didn't think a thing
I built my business from scratch
It took ten small stamps and a whole lotta cash
But now I've lost control, my business is overrun by a British asshole
I killed my brotha, I've lost my lova,
When I confessed, police said they got anotha
Nothins goin right, seems like every night is a Hollywood thrill ride
My best friend is comatose, the end is getting close
I'll make a noose and tie my own rope
But not before I'm a broke asshole
Cayman islands? Maybe I'll get away
Live anotha day under the shade
By I won't forget what happened back home
When I left my brother Ray lyin dead on the floo'
This is a true story, I've told you this
You won't believe me against the evidence
So I'll sit back with no consequence
And listen to more stories,
With happenings that are nonexistent

V.M. Nigga,
So paid I hand out free M's, nigga.
Yo bitch sends me DMs, nigga.
She want some fucc but got to pay me to,
I sell ladies shoes.
I'll lace your boy's tea and his motherfucking gravy too.
My boys ride for me, I just tell em one, or maybe two.
They'll throw you lawyer off a building like, look what the fuck you made me do.

>>83957287
I chuckled

>>83956087
bretty good

why are his teeth nasty as fuck if he's rich
does he have a legit eating disorder i stopped watching this snoozefest a while back

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Gurka, the grandson of the Wolves Hund'd
Cossack of the Plains, Jews be gettin' hunted
With my whip and Meemo by my side
Fuck up, Swango, time to beat your hide
Golem, you knew Helga too?
Bitched talked too much so I turned her blue
Kickin with Addidas kicks and Varsity Jacket
Apart of Varga's International Racket
From East Germany in 1988
I be killing people, people I love, people I hate
Sy, my friend, you drank from the Holy Cup
This is what happens after the Cup
Poisoned with tea from a cup
Now in a coma, heavier than soma
I'm a fucking wolf, not a pup
Where's Meemo at?

>>83955868
Be gone Ares, you middle aged ugly british man who looks nothing remotely like a masculine greek god

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>>83956087
niceee

>>83956087
all in his voice

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>>83958733
i love this but jesus christ this fucking thread...

>>83959545
This is great