Have you ever masturbated while watching a movie? If so, what

Species. The beginning part

Species. The part where Alfred Molina dies.

masturbation is a sin

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Got a tape of this when I was like 10 and didn't have access to porn

I don't know which took more damage, my dick or the tape
The tape sure wore out quicker though

In the theater during the number 23.

No particular scene, it was just so boring that I just jerked it to some porn I had on my PSP. Came on the seat and moved to a different seat.

Little shop of horrors, the part where the plant eats the shop owner

Magic Mike
Not gay but I liked the performance so

>>83948349
Cruel intentions when SMG is in her brothers lap grinding and moaning about how badly she needs to to be fucked.

Kate winslets tits in titanic

Recently?

To mews ass in Fargo

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Bitch Slap
When Julia Voth and that lesbian made out in the trailer.
I whipped my dick out and beat the living shit out of it.

>>83948349
unironically i jerked off to the IMAGINE scene from true lies in my youth.

>>83948572
Confirmed for never actually seeing Magic Mike

can't remember the movie but some scene where girl was air raped by ghost. might have been something stupid like scary movie.

>>83948349
yes porno movies. usually the missionary position scenes.

>>83948349
your girlfriend is harley quinn in real life?

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>>83948349

>>83948958
what the fuck

what is wrong with you

>>83948958
if only this had been rated r

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>>83949257
wew

i jerked off to jessica jones on netflix a bunch of times

>>83949316
why did you think of that though

why would you think of that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrEPcvwWCzA&ab_channel=HurleyElizabeth

awful movie btw

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Oh sure, you'd love to know that, wouldn't you?
>>83948349

>>83948349
I fucked my couch to the Nicholas Cage sex scene in The Rock. Yes the scene where Nicholas Cage's face is prominent the entire time.

Not my proudest fap.

>>83948868
Missionary is unironically the best porn position, bonus points for feet being in the shot and for passionate kissing

Potty-mouthed grunting females just don't do it for me

>>83949473
Especially when the guy has a clean hairless pink asshole

>>83949257
what the fuck, those girls are so young

The lesbian sex scene in Mulholland drive always does it for me.

>>83948349
The 40 year old virgin (2005)
Beowulf (2007)

That's all that comes to mind atm desu

>>83948349

All of them, pretty much. I have trouble making it through a film if there isn't at least one fappable moment.

If it's something like Dead Poet's Society, I pause it, find something like >>83948583, fap and come back.

I may have a problem.

Nadia, American pie

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Wild Things.

>>83948958
Whats going on here I can't see anything

i was watching a french movie on prime the other day, Down by Love, with that hot brunette adele exarchopolous, who was Blue is the Warmest Colour

there is a hot scene where she starts sucking off some dude, so yeay

Persona when Alma starts describing her sexual encounter with a boy on the beach

>>83948647
>>83948647

>Kate winslets tits in titanic

me too, when i was like 12. the one and only time i've jacked it to a (non-pornographic) movie

>>83949257
I don't understand, if that was the first time she'd ever sucked a dick how did she immediately know what a guy's orgasm face looked like?

With Russ Meyer's films.

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>>83949257
>those screams as she's buried alive with her friends rotting corpse

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>>83948648
I didn't expect a Vothfag, we're a rare breed brother.

Did you buy the DVD? The two disc version has one of the other two girls cleavage on each as the art... which is nice, but neither being Julia made me very dissapointed :(

>>83948958
Oviposition is a patrician fetish

>>83950711

Watching porn.

Salo. Part where the old lady is telling the story. Not even memeing or being edgy

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>>83948529
The first time I jacked off was to porn I found on the wonky as fuck internet browser the psp had
Damn

40 Year old Virgin. The part where his dream girl is dirty talking him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTDHxIF4H7M

>>83948583
Same.

eyes wide shut. the dream part.

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>>83948349
this all the time

Irreversible, I still feel shame but that scene is so hot

ive had sex during movies if that counts

>>83949407
kek

>>83950983
Holy fuck you're impressive.

>>83948958
>you don't have to tell me what happened, but you have to eat all the eggs

"Momma Mia" actually. Went with a girl to fuck in the theatre and chose the loudest/emptiest film available and a musical fit the bill.

What kind of human does it make me if I tell you that I masturbated to A Serbian Film to 3 different scenes...

>>83951156
super fake

Zandalee with Nickolas Cage

>>83951156
did the same thing in "Rio".

>>83951196
a tryhard teenager

>>83951196
so, you like snuff, who cares.

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>>83949407
That's some grade A, top drawer fapping.

gay kiss from dude where's my car

>>83951500
man I have to see that movie again.

>>83948485
Based Christianposter

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Roger Rabbit

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>>83948529
>>83950829
One time when I was a junior these niglet freshman were giggling at something in class. Turns out one of them loaded some big booty bitch porn on his psp.

>mfw

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>>83948349
Slither
Wish I was joking desu

I absolutely destroyed my benis in Rio. I'm not a furry, it was just empty. I sit in the very back so nobody can see me

>>83951657
based fappingToRioInTheBackOfTheTheater poster.

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>>83949257

>>83951689
I see you are a man of taste like me.

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>>83949257

>>83948529
I've read this post before

>>83948647
Same. You know the scene.
There's a reason that fucking movie made 2 billion $$.

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When he fucks his friend's mom...
Impossible not to fap

>>83950762

probably my favorite scene besides the one in hostel 2(or 1) where the girl is slowly cut open with a scythe and begs for her mom

>>83950076
Does this have a 10 second longer version?

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>>83951139

>>83948757
Evild dead?

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>>83949257

>>83949316
This one was rated R, the first one wasn't, and it's even more shit than the first

i jacked off to wild

blue waurm culur

>>83948757
holy shit I know exactly what movie you mean and what scene but can't remember the title, saw it on tv as a kid

>>83952913
the one with kevin bacon? hollow man or some shit? can't remember if he rapes a chick in that movie though.

side note, would you guys rape chicks if you were invisible? you'd still leave dna behind.....I wouldn't, but can't say what i would have done if i was a horny teenager when i got that power

>>83952718
Ma nigga

Friends With Benefits

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>>83948349
Sin City, pic related. I was a horny 13 year old at the time so its excusable.

>>83952913
Scary movie 2

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>>83948349

I fap to this scene until this day.

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Just about ever scene in Heavy Metal

The pool scene in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

Beverly D'Angelo's masturbation scene in the Sentinel

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>>83948648
>>83950795
Are you telling me that there is a movie where IRL Jill Valentine does a lesbian scene?

Jennifer Aniston strip in We're the Millers of course.

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>>83948349

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>>83948349
Persona by Ingmar Bergman at the beach story part

>>83953251
that can't be right

Masturbated during Heathers because I felt like masturbating but also wanted to watch Heathers.

Masturbated to Another Earth when they had sex because I was so immersed in the relationship.

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>>83949257
>nothing like this will ever happen to you

>>83953366

It is

>>83952718
Her eyes and tits both look the different ways. What does she mean by this?

>>83948349
Nope

>>83948485
Cite one verse that says it is.

>>83949473
*tips fedora*
m'lady

>>83948757
Scary movie 2. I thought I was the only one...

Old School, Unfaithful

More recently The Love Witch

>>83953005
Yes. I want to rape Foxy Di. No, I dont want to have sex with her, I want to RAPE her and see her tears.

>>83950518
Was anyone else young and surprised she was packing such nice cans?? 10 yr old me was surprised boner

>>83950957
What is this? I don't think you can guess the name of the movie with this frame alone.

>>83950762
I unironically loved this film. Bit rapey, but it kept me guessing, unlike jump scare crap.

The end with the video of them talking about stuff was sad, considering what happened. Reminded me of the end of Irreversible.

>>83950957
Bound?

>>83953005
>you'd still leave dna behind


yeah, invisible DNA

>>83953563
You should not spill your seed. That's why condoms are also condemned.

>>83949407
fapped to that scene too, that bitch was hot, pigtails did it for me

>>83953264
Just realised she was the 80s Amy Poehler.

Anything directed by Adrian Lyne

>>83953005

I have a highly illegal thing where I only have sex with a woman if we love each other

>>83953946
Starts with L, rhymes with Molita?

Attack of the Clones. During the times when Padme was in that tight white outfit. Blew my wad while looking at that delicious midriff. My early teens were pretty good. I could find the good in the least interesting Star Wars film.

>>83953911
The verse is in reference to a guy having sex with his dead brother's wife. It was a sin because he was supposed to honor his dead brother by having a child with her. The Jews believed that symbolically the child would be that of the deceased brother and would keep his line alive. It's not about fapping.

>>83953985
starts with R, rhymes with plebbit

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>>83953911
But one can also cum in their dreams, so stop worrying. Just make sure you cum with a purpose or after a long search for something. Make sure you're always proud of EJACULATING. That's why I'm against porn.

>>83953440
age?

>>83954000
>The Jews believed
who fucking cares. We're talking about actual good people here, Christians.

>>83953996
You're right. I did this too. I didn't remember.

>>83953549
Are those from one of the Friday 13ths? Those tits look remarkably familiar...

mulholland drive

>>83948349
An easier question to answer would be have I ever not masturbated while watching a movie, and the answer is no.

>>83954086
Jesus didn't say not to touch yourself.

>>83948349
When they have sex at Eminems workplace in 8 Mile. "Learned" about masturbating around the time when I first saw it, so it became the go-to fap material.

>>83954021
No one asked you, you Turkish queer.

>>83948349
she is one of those girls with no body but a face you want to nut on everyday

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>>83948349
It's supposed to be a joke but this Arby's scene with the sauce and the handjob was hotter than most hardcore sex scenes.

When the woman in The Evil Dead is raped by the trees.
And there's a Korean movie called Iodo which has a scene in which a woman has sex with a corpse. It's surprisingly pretty graphic.

>>83948349
Never, or I don't remember it, but I came in my pants watching Tomb Raider

>>83953827
It's Chloe. I got it.

>>83954332
ew what is this from? a commercial?

>>83954249
hnnnggg fuck i had this movie on my tivo Amanda Peet is so fucking sexy in it, i fapped to it dozens of time

>>83948527
Yeah, Sean Connery is quite the looker

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>>83953360
>tfw I have a clip of that scene in KLK where Ryuko has a threesome with Nui and her mother.
>It might be a literal mindfuck

Ive fapped to this Knight of Cups scene more than i count

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mDThOw5IP2k

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>>83951139

>>83954511
>bony feet

DROPPED

>>83953440
You can role play anon, just find a creepy guy and you are ready.

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>>83954511
gib Hershlag gf

>>83948648

Am I weird for finding the fight scene more arousing?

>>83951139
literal lol my friend

I annihilated the top skin layer of my johnson (cut) opening night of Godzilla. There's something about that MUTO with the eggs, man.

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>>83952718
It still amazes me after all these years a simple gif like that can boner me up.

Cabin Fever
Road House
probably more

>>83953264
>not jerking it to prime Beverly in vacation

You get to see her nice rack too

>>83955142
Nostalgic boners are ten times more potent than the jaded half-chubs you get from porn.

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>>83953549
>tfw gf has a rack like this but.a little bigger

Demi Moore trying to rape Michael Douglas in disclosure. Saw that when I was like 8 and have had a thing for thicc brunettes in a boss like role ever since.

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>>83948349
"Irreversible" had me so hard I couldn't stop myself.

>>83955398
This, her character was the hottest thing 11 year old me could think of back then

Never movies, just Smackdown episodes from last year with women's wrestlers.

>>83948349
not really to a movie, but to scenes from a movie

>hot shots
>when she dies him up and rides him
I know it's a comedic scene, but it got me horny when I was way young

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Blood on satan's claw


>i did it like 3 or 4 times Angel killed me

https://youtu.be/VMDexu7a3NM
and
https://youtu.be/QGHumcKRMJA

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>>83955990
This particular scene, holy shit, I'm gonna watch it again

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>>83948349
The Dukes of Hazzard movie, where Jessica Simpson walks into the police station in the bikini. I was in my teens then and did the deed at a sleepover while everyone was awake.

>>83956178
Circle jerk, huh?

Gay

The autopsy of jane doe.

>>83956020
Sir, please. That's disgusting.

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>>83956421
>Sir

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That scene in 'The Name of the Rose' with Christian Slater and that Romani/Gypsy girl. Jesus Christ, her heavenly ass.

>>83956475
Is this Norm MacDonald? It can't be. I'm terrified.

>>83953827
Bound?

>>83948349
Ken Park. That asian brownie was sexy AF

>>83952718
>>83953041
>>83953513
>>83955142
>>83955202
>its a boob double
THEY ARENT REALLY HER BOOBS REEEE

the "IMAGINE" scene
you know the one

>>83948395
>>83948458
kek

>>83953911
What if you swallow?

>>83950072
This. Jacked off with three of my buddies to this on VHS (no homo) when we were 10. I had the biggest dick

I jacked off in Vampires Suck because there was no one in the theater until a mom and teen daughter came in and I had to stop.

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>>83949257
>guys were talking to girls like this while I stayed inside making shitty platformers in Game maker

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>>83957636
>Jacked off with three of my buddies
>(no homo)

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Yes, but even more during the book

am i fucked up for thinking the Harley Quinn makeup is hot :-/

>>83958030
DAMAGED

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>>83958008
>He didn't suck his friend's dick when he was a youngster in a completely platonic and innocent way
What a fag

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>>83948349
The Poughkeepsie Tapes
send help

Rocky Horror Picture Show. The entire movie.

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>>83950983
DELETE THIS

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>>83951139
max par

>>83951627
highly patrician

only once, watching blue is the warmest colour

>>83948757
this was legit one of the first things i ever beat off to

>>83955254
sure "she" does kid

I got a blowjob while watching Sausage party during the part where seth rogan is smoking weed with Chief Firewater. Was an interesting experience to say the least.

The scene in "The Outlaw Josey Wales" where Sondra Locke gets raped.

>>83948349
As far as non-pornographic films, the bondage scene in Atame.

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Unconditional which is about a man who convinces a twink to crossdress and be his girlfriend

it is quite distressing as I'm gay(not trans at all) and I didn't even know I had a fetish for being forced to dress up like a girl in public by a dominant guy before being fucked in the backseat of a car

it doesn't help that I'm also a babyfaced/soft-skinned twink who has the same haircut as the main character and an equally delicate and feminine face

>>83948757
The movie is called The Entity, I know because I watched it as well.

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I feel a really bizarre kinship with all the other people that have busted a nut during Nick Cage movies because the first thing I sought of when I saw this thread were two Nick Cage movies (I used to jerk off to movies all the time when I was younger).. When I was just hitting puberty, we were on a family vacation. I, like the horny bastard I was, waited for my parents and brothers to go to sleep and then pulled out the portable DVD player and put on Gone in 60 Seconds. Now, I fucking loved that movie when I was younger, but if you remember there is a party during the night of car thefts where Cage and Angelina Jolie are sitting outside a house making out while the couple inside is having sex. Well whoever that no name broad in the house was hot as fuck and I definitely beat it to that scene. I also was watching Leaving Los Vegas on TV once maybe a year later, and I started jerking it to the scene where he's sucking on her titties by the pool but then he falls and breaks a glass table. I oon't want to read too much into that all....

scene I was discussing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UF74rWGgEKk

>>83960465
Patrician taste in rape, but High Plains Drifter beats it (and so did I)

>>83951196
Someone trying too hard to appear edgy on the internet. That said if you unironically did there's nothing wrong with that.

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not even joking, my first fap ever

>>83961688
imagine

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300 slow mo sex scene and Monsters Ball with Halle Berry.

>>83948349
>Movie
Private Teacher
>Scene
When he fucks his aunt.

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>>83948485
Masturbation is a sin yet god thinks pic related is ay okay even after he destroyed two degenerate cities.

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>>83948757

The first Rugrats movie.

...not to what was on-screen, I was just young and needed to nut.

>>83954086
then you should completely disregard the old testament you actual retard

>>83948349
It Follows, when It turns into the guys mom

Femme Fatale
Wild Things

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One of the earliest times I jacked off was to the scene in Adventureland when Jesse Eisenburg is making out with that Lisa P chick in the car.

>>83962722
you must be 35+ to post here

>>83956493
Guilty as charged, several times. Great movie, hot ass peasant chick

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am i allowed to fap to the person on the left?

Step back plebes, high quality coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tI_Bw1JrTnU

>>83948349
This actress has a nice face but no ass.

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and im not proud of it

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>>83948349
>Mulholland Dr when the two grills fugg
>Monsterball when Halle Berry and Billy Bob fugg
>Some gay spanish movie where two dudes fugg
>Savage Grace where the mom and son fugg
>Spanking the Monkey where the mon and son fugg
>Luna where the mom gives the 14 yo son a handjob while he deals with heroin withdrawal
>Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince at 11 yo Tom Riddle

barbed wire intro scene

>>83949473
Jello newfrond

>>83951139
fucking kek ahahah

>>83948349
is this from the movie

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>>83948349
Dracular, baby! This tape has been sitting in a drawer for the last fifteen years, and I'm about 99% positive if I put it in it would be at the part where Keanu is getting sexed up by the two titty vampires.

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Patrician coming through

>>83951139
maximum lol my friend

Must of jerked off a ton to films back in the day.

These days i tend to look up pictures of the actress from a film I just watched and the masturbate to that instead.

>>83964397
*Must HAVE

>>83962198
hot

>>83955254
>tfw gf is a fatty with ugly floppy tits
FTFY

>>83963895
Honestly what else would you do if that was on? Not laugh obviously

>>83949359
>>83949363

fuck you shitheads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xj6DG4AKb30
i think this was the first time i jerked off. probably explains why i am weird

>>83956493
Had this on VCR, used to rewind and rewatch the scene over and over

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>>83948349

>>83951954
>someone was paid to make up that title and taglines
>someone was paid to make that cover

>>83964153
underage

>>83963487
no. your other left.

>>83952144
Yeah, the movie is 108 minutes long.

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The door in the floor

Sara Rue in Gypsy 83

couldn't be arsed finding picture

>>83950171
This

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>>83952305

>>83948349
Fucked watching Let Us Prey (2014) the last night. Pretty good, but we zoned it out and only had it playing for noise cover. Rewound + watched it with her after, decent flick

>>83966374
not surprised desu

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>>83948349
I couldn't help it. Brocest wasn't even my thing up till then.

rooney ess tu feiss scene in dragon tattoo

>>83950795
Not him but at the time a bought a fucking German steelbook.

I'm like a caged monkey, I leizurely fap almost all my waking hours.

>>83950957
It looks like La Vie D' Adèle but I'll go with Bedroom in Rome.

I jerked off with the former mentioned and the Irreversible scene. I'm a monster, I know.

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>>83948349
>go to friend's house after school to play
>his mom comes home a bit later with a bag full of rented VHS
>pic related is there
>she puts it for us to watch and eat lunch
>movie goes like a b-movie goes
>friend was a little too frail and gets sick with all the imagery
>storms to the bathroom and stays there
>his mom goes look after the kid
>I stay watching the movie
>bimbo inflating scene comes up
>can't contain my erection
>starts to jerk awkwardly inside my pants
>friend's mom catches me in the act
>she gives me this weird smile
>I play dump and say that I have to go home

>>83949407
This is what patrician taste looks like.

In something like the 7th grade I remember watching Big Fish and every scene with Missi Pyle in it was equal parts her freakish maneater smile and everybody talking about Pie in southern accents. I was goddamn diamonds the first time around but by the time I started to get worked up, that Hideous Swamp Bitch they call Helena Bonham Carter (in real life and in the film) pops on screen, and I'm forced to beat off robotically to her urine-soaked-hag face for what seemed like 4 hours before Fat Southern Pie Sluts 2 came back around and I blew a firehose load across my room to a fake ass strapped onto a woman named fucking "Pyle".

A HIstory of Violence

>>83948349
You mean my favorite masturbation movie? I don't understand you phrasing...

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>>83966857

Same here, except I prefer the Mimi Rogers scene.

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IMAGINE

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I need help

Aliens: When the Alien Queen is laying the egg.

>>83969319
LOL

What Alice Found. That was sum nice bush in there.

>>83968599
pit whore

>>83948349
several times. back in the olden days before there was the internet we had to rent bad 80's movies from the local video store and fap to jiggly boobs

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>>83968527
this is memes because back in the day i fapped furiously to that scene over and over until the vhs tape was worn out

>>83969579

As long as you get that.

>>83969576
Or, you know, sneak a Penthouse from under your uncle's bed.

>>83960531
...downloading for science

>>83948349
The Chronicles of Narnia 2 in the theater don't remember the part

>don't fap because I might have to do something important in the morning and might not be able to do an early shower
>have a nocturnal emission
the not fapping meme fucked me again

>>83962198
No they were punished for doing that. The nations they mention arising from Lot's line were enemies of the ancient heebs

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>>83951139

>>83970041
It's just ancient Jews bantering with their neighbors by calling them inbred

>>83948349
Super

Girl with the dragon tattoo. I was the only one in the theater so I did it there

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>>83948349
There is something wrong with you if you don't find Margot's Harley one of the hottest characters ever

>>83948349
The Rape Scene in The Accused. Gets me every time.

>>83970199
she has an amazing jawline

>>83970199
pit whore

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>>83970199
>one of the hottest characters ever

More like one of the coolest characters amirite

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My dick is limp. I haven't had an erection for a year. Depression and circumcision makes a bad combo.

>>83971513
>circumcision

Why the hell did you get a circumcision?

>>83948349
2you ever suck a cick,show me how you cuck a cock" is pretty good from bat liutenant i guess.

>>83970199
Arkham games did Harley better

>>83972395

If Harley's GCS costume is the Arkham City outfit with a jacket I'd be very happy, it's a nice combo of the classic costume colors along with stylish clothes, best of all unlike the one piece latex it has pants for easy access so Margot can go potty during takes

>>83970199
#notmyharley

>>83953911
That's okay if you store your cum in bottles.

>>83961688

oh those fucking tits


imagine cumming on them

Wolf of Wall Street
t. not even underagefag

>>83950957
Chloe sucks but that scene is lesbikino

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>>83950983

>>83948349
http://www.jeffandcorey.com/EGIL.html

any movie from that list

I recommend all of them, pretty fucking hot.

Eurotrip.
Can remember clearly that I did it and with that movie but can't remember at exactly what moment/scene/shot.

>>83948349

Roadhouse.
The Piano.
Live Wire.

They were all on the same VHS too

>>83951139
We did it reddit!

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>>83953154
No excuse is necessary when it comes to fapping to Carla Gugino.

>>83960531
>Unconditional which is about a man who convinces a twink to crossdress and be his girlfriend
Sounds like something I would do. If I had enough money.

>>83948958
is this from Alien vs Predator? I don't remember this scene

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>>83951139

>>83974537

>avpR

the sequel

every single move I watch alone