ITT: Talentless hacks

>>83946149
You just hate FUN, anon

you

you

IF YA SMELLLLLLLLALALALALALALOWWWW

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>>83946149
Dwayne Johnson is nothing but a shadow of Vin Diesel.
Without Vin Diesel, Dwayne's movies do horrible.
Some say Fast and Furious only does well because Dwayne Johnson joined the cast.
Maybe, but it also has plenty of other actors in the cast.
Dwayne on his own, however, can't do it alone.
Baywatch is proof of that.

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>>83946149
>being this butthurt over twitter

t. critic

R A U N C H Y
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>>83946325
HES POINTING AT US
WE ARE THE TALENTLESS HACKS

>>83946290
BASED VINNY I ALWAYS BELIEVED IN YOU PLEASE DO A LAST RIDDICK MOVIE BEFORE YOU GET TOO THICC

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>>83946916
Ad liibbing on his level is hard bro

>>83946916
Is he calling us talentless hacks? Why is he poitng at us?

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>>83947094
It's okay anon, it doesn't matter if anyone else thinks your joke is funny

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>>83946149
Affirmative action: the "actor"

Who else /litty/ now?

>>83947796
FUCK YEAH BROSKI YOU KNOW IT AS A FAN AND NOT A ((((((CRITIC))))) WE KEEP IT 200 AND BE LITTY ALL THE TIME, HOW COULD WE NOT SINCE WE ALL ARE EXPECTING THE BLU-RAY COLLECTOR'S BOX SET OF THE RAUNCHIEST LIL BLOCKBUSTER OF THE SUMMER!!!
#BAYWATCH

>>83946149
This thread only works on /mu/ OP.
I suggest you go back there.

they've been trying to force him as the new Arnie for like 15 years now. pretty pathetic

>>83946149
this is litty /ourguy/ fuc off vin

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The Rock falls in love with a Baywatch Reboot.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the new movie's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls it, thanking it for the time by saying MAHALO, and is overjoyed to find out that his Baywatch film is FUN for the FANS that will lead you to a PISS-GOOD TIME.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to his new movie made for the FANS, it ends up being panned by critics who have a disconnect over what the piss-happy FANS want over a RAUNCHY SUMMER MOVIE. After some investigation, he finds out that the piss-inducing comedy he called is not the same movie he fell in love with. In fact, it doesn't exist in this universe at all. It is Baywatch's alternate universe counterpart, with Daddary's mammaries rather swinging dicks and gore.

Hijinks ensue as the the Rock strikes up a deal with producers to shill his movie over Twitter until everyone pisses their pants and floods theaters in a sea of piss. While the two chase a dwindling box office, DRAMA from the R-18 COMEDY ensues as they begin to piss on each other instead in HILARITY and question the NATURE of LITTY.

>>83947970
>>>/a/

>>83947970

Already a thing.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/keit-ai-finds-a-way/
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebOriginal/KeitAi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLUjMWRCzic
http://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/keit-ai/list?title_no=36825
https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/Keit-AI-Tomoyuki-x-Seiko-Keit%E6%84%9B-%E5%A5%89%E6%96%87-x-%E8%81%96%E5%AD%90

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>>83947970
FINDS

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>>83947970

>>83947970
BASED!

Vin Diesel
Jonah Hill
Michael Cera
Jesse Eisenberg

Just to name a few, all talentless hacks
Prove me wrong.

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>>83947436
it's a meme btw. from /mu/

>>83946149
Had a raunchy lil pee when I saw this thread

>>83949631
>Vin Diesel
>relentless hack
Fucker can make money with any movie he shits out.
Even if it doesn't do well, it will in China making up for it.
Either way, Vin wins.

>>83946290
This scene needs to be officially hashed out.

I'm tired of feeling like I'm getting memed on.

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>>83946149
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>>83949631
None in this thread even come close

>>83951950
You still haven't refuted my point of view of him being a talentless hack, he has no versatility as an actor other than being typecast as a tough guy.

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>>83952304

>Hating based Perlman.

>>83952715

Ok.

So his talent is playing a tough guy.

My talent is smoothing out the peanut butter after I've cum in it then putting it back on the shelf so when somebody buys it they eat the whole thing then realize uh oh somebody came in the peanut butter.

>>83952304
Looks like you didn't saw Sons of Anarchy.

>>83947587
Dunno man, getting a >>83947681
prime Naomi Watts to get her tits out and go les takes some talent

>>83946806
unironically this

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>>83953657
oops wrong pic

>>83946149
>not getting LITTY

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>>83952304
they're not pointing at us...

>>83947587
Lynch is a fucking god, delet yourself

>>83952304
He's good in that one role where he smokes cigars and speaks in a gravelly voice while acting laid back when not fighting

>>83946149
ITT: people who didnt get Litty

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>>83946290