We're reaching Hamill-levels of UNJUSTING

Guess how long til he's fat again.

how much loose skin do you think he has?

He's hot.

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his body still has weird proportions but his face legitimately looks good

pretty impressive

>>83945234
When you have money you get it surgically removed. Its almost impressive to stay fat if youre rich honestly

>>83945208
>girls on twitter calling him sexy now
HE MADE IT

Okay, but where's Brad Pitt?

Is he doing this fore a role? That's pretty impressive.

Is this what happens when French people bully you too hard?

Someone tweet this to that French whore just to rub her face in it.

His whole schtick is being the fat funny guy sidekick

It will be difficult for him to fit into a new type of role but I hope he manages it to spite that frenchie

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How do you go from this

>>83945208
why do you fags always claim that Hamill unjusted? He was never that JUST to begin with, he lost some pounds and grew a beard... nothing hard to do.
Same for Jonah Hill, except that he was really overweight.

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Heartthrob male lead in a romcom when?

We are never going to see the wacky Kino antics of Jared and Jonah going to Subway, so he might as well just drop stoner comedy for good, go full Chris Pratt, and become a sex God.

>>83945208
I'd like to see his jawline without that beard

>>83945208
Hey, dude looks pretty handsome without 20 extra pounds on his face and the jewfro. Nice frame too, he'd look great if he started lifting.

>>83945208
/ourguys/

>>83945366
>out of my way French fucking shits!

>>83945208
Proof that bullying works.

>>83945208
>veins pomping out of his forearm and bicep

holy shit, kino arms.

>>83945208
UNJUSTABLE

>>83945208
The french qt that mocked him mercilessly really got the best of him

now he's unfat, unfunny and unjusted

People accept him because he's perfectly suited to playing the nerdy and greasy Jew stereotype, does he think anyone wants to see Jonah Hill play a Chad? Does he think women are going to be "Let's see the new Jonah Hill movie, he's such a beefcake"?

>>83945374
She won't care, Jonah already revealed himself as a beta that can't handle the bantz

>>83945716
lel

he looks good but not hollywood good tier and now he can't play fat roles

he's fucked either way but at least his life is way better than mine will ever be

I remember reading somewhere he's determined to get a male lead role that doesn't rely on fat jokes.

>>83945208
>heart tattoo

watch out ladies!

>>83945883
no shit he wants the fat jokes to stop.

>>83945231
August 2017

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fatty is always a fatty

fat jonah is inevitable.

Did all of you screencap my post about him offing himself in the next three years? Here's another chance

>>83945773
People don't see movies because of the actors anymore, silly. Unless you're elder god tier like Tom Cruise or Kevin Spacey.

>>83946222
Is it 3 years starting now or 3 years from the original post

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>still a manlet

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHA

>>83945380
Chris Pratt's whole schtick was being the fat retarded manbaby.
Look where he's now.

>>83946301
>6'0
>5'11"

>>83946301
BLACKED

>>83946301
i would watch this gay porno. jonah would make a great bottom.

>>83945208
He should stay unJUSTed, it's disgusting watching his weight yoyo. Better yet cast him in a movie where he actually gets unJUSTed on screen.

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>>83945208
we're all gunna make it bros

>>83946260
Let's kick it up a notch and say two years maximum, starting now.

Solid progress. He now has to shrink his head or grow his shoulders to look more proportional

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>>83946457

>>83946301
Jesus Christ, Shaq has big feet

>>83946795
for you ___________________ __________________________________________

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>>83945381
To this

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>>83946301
stop posting shoops

>>83946856
yuck

>>83946446

Chris Pratt went from a fat manbaby to a good looking, buff dude. Jonah went from ugly obese comic relief, to slightly overweight- average looking dude

Millionare actor who can afford cocaine, personal trainer, professional chef and nutritionist loses weight.

Shocked i am!

>>83946856
That's just gross. I know you were looking for THICC replies but she's just fucking fat and also ugly

he should get that loose skin cut off and hop on steroids and get jacked

the skinnyfat look doesnt suit him

Can I have a quick rundown on what happened to him with french people?

>>83947125
Plus all the time in the world. I'll never understand why people hype up "Hollywood miracle bodies!" If you're in Hollywood and don't look like a walking God, you're a fucking lazy piece of shit

>>83946301
damn hes looking really good. good for him

>>83945844
This isn't exactly true. Theatre directors and film directors, in other words, not businessmen, usually have no idea what kind of characters it is they're casting. Beyond it being a part of the process, they use auditions to figure out what it is they want out of a performance. With a strong audition an actor of any physical type can get the director to come around.
Jonah Hill is also in demand. With his fame, he doesn't have to work to find roles. Sure, he can't be an action hero or a Nicholas Sparks lead or some shit like that, but someone of his caliber probably doesn't care for those roles. Philip Seymore Hoffman for example was an eclectic actor and he was a fatso.
t. Professional actor

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>>83946876
YOU stop posting shops

>>83946301
Even if he was 6'4 he'd still look tiny next to shaq

>>83945208
>He will soon get fat again just to tease people who can't lose weight
What's his endgame?

>>83945300
Don't forget Leo

>>83946693
Are you jewish too and have nepotism working for you also?

>>83945208
how much flabby skin do you think he has under his shirt?

also it's too late, he probably has stretchmarks everywhere and that shit just doesn't go away

>>83947253

But Hoffman was several orders of magnitude more capable than like, 90% of Hollywood.

>>83946792
That website is surprisingly accurate

Google lists Grant Gustin as 6'2 but when I met him he was barely taller than me(I'm 5'10.5). Why do actors lie about their height?

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>>83947457
Tfw full of stretch marks

It doesn't make any sense, I was skinny even before I had a growth spurt

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>>83947477
>Why do actors lie about their height?
insecure actors worried about their money/self worth

>>83947457
with his money he'll probably get it all pulled tight

he's done this before and went right back to obese didn't he?

bound to happen again. i wonder how that works when you get all the excess skin removed

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>>83947593
if he get surgery and has it pulled...would that mean he would rupture if he blew up to fat jonah again?

>>83947625

Getting rid of large amounts of weight is fairly easy, but getting it back is 10000x easier.

9:10 if you're fat, you'll always be fat and there's no hope to get rid of it for ever.

>>83947467
Honestly famalam any actor that graduates from a good MFA program is of Hoffman's caliber too. What sets good actors apart is their imagination, not their technique. My argument is that he could be successful and artistically fulfilled without having to do Hollywood at all.

>>83946301
Shaq could probably rape his ass in broad daylight and there's nothing no one could do to stop him

>>83947797

Well, he IS a very big guy...

>>83947625
It was for a role

>>83947797
Shouldn't take more than two average dudes to take Shaq down desu

1 Mike Tyson could do it with relative ease>>83947797

>>83947193
https://youtu.be/Y90cC4qPgq4

lol does he even have a career anymore?

>>83945208
how is hamil not JUST?

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>>83947797
Big Show can stop Shaq and save Jonah's chocolate covered star of david fish.

>>83947933
lost weight, grew a beard, got a non-voice acting role etc

can't be fucked finding the picture

>>83947290
>>83946876
>>83946301

What's the matter with his right leg? He looks like a pirate or ostrich.
Are the thighs the places where he stores all the low hanging skin so he needs bigger pants?

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>>83947938
>Big Show weight: 383lbs
That can't possibly be healthy

>>83946446
chris pratt was never close to the fat levels of jonah hill, pratt was like overweight hill was obese

>>83948059
being 7ft tall aint healthy in general

>still has a huge floppy double chin
>lose skin, lose skin everywhere
>uber manlet

lmao

>>83948059
It's the healthiest he's ever been senpai

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>>83948122
Jonah is so fat he needed a bigger box for his yearbook photo.

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>>83945234
>how much loose skin do you think he has?
since you can see his nips in this pic and they're damn near his elbow it must be fucking horrifying under that shirt.

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>>83946792
>When you're so short they even add the quarter inch to your height

>>83948402
All that can be repaired.
He went through major weight loss twice without losing his Norwood 0 hairline. He's in his 30s, rich and can afford to get surgery AND he has his hair. Hair is much more important than weight.

>>83948402
I'd literally rather stay fat.

>>83948275
Chris was a proper fucking hill billy wasnt he?

>>83947797

CCW

>>83945208
Still a jew.

>>83948674
Still is. Check his feeds for when he posts something personal. He's pretty dumb and rightwing for hollywood stnadards

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>>83945208
That shit must have hit him hard

>>83947588
he's such a faggot

>>83948637
>>83948726

Go home, weather girl.

>>83945208
YESS MY MAN YESSSS

>>83946301
how could you walk onto a basketball court knowing this guy is coming right at you. He can literally trunk anyone.

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>>83948059
Nigga used to weight 510 pounds

>>83945208
where does the JUST go when it leaves a person anyway?

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>>83945208
How do actors do this shit and don't lose their hair or grow bald?

>>83945208
It can't be healthy if he keeps doing this
He's already lost & gain weight a lot more than Christian Bale did

And your OTHER chin?

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>>83948744
>He's pretty dumb and rightwing for hollywood stnadards

>>83948963

Why would they?

>>83947307

He's a fat guy - being fat is his baseline state.

>>83948627
In regards to what?

>>83945617
He is. Look at his veins. He's just still about 20% body fat. Takes a while.

>>83945271
Except he can't get surgery because he knows he will just get fat again.

>>83945231
Dude don't joke about this. Jonah might be skinny now, but his brain has been hardwired to be fat all his life. He's probably fighting intense cravings everyday. It takes years to deprogram a fat person's brain after it's been accustomed to eating large amounts of calories daily.

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>>83948627
>Hair is much more important than weight.

shut your mouth

>>83949087
attractiveness and keeping your image.
Like, a lot of people who age, they age because they have to change their hairstyle due to balding. It changes the frame of your face, etc. It makes you look older and weirder and you lose it.

Watch Brendan Frasier for example. Dude still could have the body he had 20 years ago. It's not a problem. But his balding has fucked up his career beyond repair.

>>83949177
haha be mad supes, you're about to lose it all.

>>83948052
Are you THAT dumb. It's photoshopped obviously

Why are Jonah hill threads so comfy

>>83949179
Very wrong. Skin quality and fat % are the main determinants for a youngish look

Who the fuck cares about Jonah Hill anyways?

He's a terrible actor.

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>>83949260
the same reasoning why hot girls have that one fat ugly girl friend. it makes you feel super good about yourself. like a warm comfy blanket.

this is why i love jonah.

>>83946301
how can white christians even compete?

>>83945208
And he owes it all to bullying.

>>83949179
>Like, a lot of people who age, they age because they have to change their hairstyle due to balding.
I also think the passing of time might have something to do with it.

dipshit

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...and den, der was Jonah Two Subs. We all called 'm dat because he always ordered two subs.

"I'll have a sub sandwich and a sub sandwich."

>>83949177
He'll be laughing when he steps straight into a new Sherlock Holmes franchise.

>>83949122
I got veins like that on my arms and I don't lift.

>>83949387
>me on the right

>>83949609
a jacked Watson. kekd

>>83945208
So he went fat>thin>fat>thin

Dead by the time he's 35, just watch

>>83949606
damn he pulled the mobster look pretty good

>>83949000
I think that anon was suggesting being right wing is career suicide in (((Hollywood))) and that he should shut up a bit if he wants to continue his successful career

>>83949684
I was thinking he'd play Holmes, he's got the hairline now.

>>83945234
You can see his Titsey's hanging over his ribcage in the op, also vagina throat

>>83945380
How will it spite her? He did it because of what she said. She was specifically challenging him to be a man instead of a eunuch court jester, which is what he was, let's face it, and he took that challenge. He owes it to her.

>>83945208
Didnt he lost weight years ago and then got fat again?

>>83949717
as far as i know, he hasn't voiced support or displeasure for trump. he just talks a lot about god and hunting. i think those two things are okay. plus he's andy dwyer. i think the only way chris pratt could tank his career in hollywood is if he were to punch (insert most liberal black actor's name here) in the face while screaming "die nigger die". he could get a DUI or leave his wife and people would still cheer him on.

>>83949138
I still haven't gotten used to how strange he looks now.

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>>83946856

disgusting

>>83949138
His shitty looking facial hair disappointed me, like he gave up on grooming it as the price for the effort of weight loss.

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>>83946856
>>83950438
you're both losers lmao

>>83949901
I don't see how getting a DUI would be compared to leaving his wife. Yeah you shouldn't drive under the influence but sometimes you have your BAC just a bit over and your fucked. A DWI would be different.

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>>83945208
That French Bitch is still controlling his every waking moment.

On second thought that French Bitch is alphabased as FUCK.

>>83948759
this. Fat shaming works.

>>83945208
Love this guy. Happy for him.

>>83948627
>you can get surgery for skin
>for some reason, anon disregards you can get surgery for hair too

a bit biased, anon?

>>83951158
original pic?

>>83948759
"Fuck you, you pretentious cunt im Jonah fucking Hill"

>>83945208
Still ugly as shit and will get fat again in no time. Just look at all that disgusting loose skin, the man is obese in the brain.

>>83951158
sauce you fag,

>>83948122
>>83948275
pratt was classic "husky" mode

>>83953278
my girlfriend, u mad? lmao virgin

>>83953236
>Getting this butt made over an actor
Wew

Once you get fat enough to have loose skin you're JUSTed forever.

t. former fat with stretch marks

>>83954985
My loose skin went away though. I was 23 stone and now 12 stone, 6'1. It depends on your personal skin elastically and age.

>>83949387
It's like that thing on the left is a different species

>>83949173
>brain
It has nothing to do with the brain or food cravings. It has to do with rapid weight loss slowing down metabolism. There have been studies done on previous Biggest Loser contestants, and most of them gained all the weight back and more because their body went into starvation mode and slowed their metabolism. Bodies also tend to maintain their weight over time. Chris Pratt used to be thin and he had muscle, so it was easy for him to lose the fat. Hill has been fat for a very long time and will blow up like a blimp again within 2 years.

>>83955132
I went from 315 to 200 at 6'2".

I don't have loose skin and saggy nipples like Jonah but I do have stretch marks on my sides and upper arms. Maybe they'll disappear eventually.

>>83949387
who's the ugly one here? bunch of ugly ones, one is just uglier than the other

fuck, wonder how he made it
>inb4 money
yes, but still the diet or something
i really want to stop being a fat fuck, but keep eating because of lack of discipline and overall degenerancy.

>>83951158
You're the bigger loser here until you provide source.

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>>83945387
>smoked cigarette butts from a public ashtray
>wasn't JUSTed

>>83955293
does ur country sell bio oil? works a treat

>>83945208
And people says that bullying doesn't work. He should send that French whore a check for the motivational therapy.

>>83956622
Honestly, if you think about it there is nothing wrong with smoking cigarette butts. Its not like you are inhaling anything weird, you inhale it so the tobacco isnt tainted by the original smoker.

And the way you smoke, the filter doesnt even get that spitty or nasty. STDs and other things that are transmitted by bodily fluids like saliva dies very quickly when out of the body.

Its not really as gross as people think

>>83957249
Ok, Mark.

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money is the cure for obesity, good taste, humor, and the ability to connect to others. Next He's gonna start starring in jurassic park and romantic space movies with jennifer lawrence . Because Jonah Hill is an action star. just like chris pratt.

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>>83956622
JUST