CWC

>>83941420
>SLGBTQ
What's the S? Do I want to know?

>>83941468
S is for Sonichu, obviously

>>83941468
Straight, because LGBTQ isn't inclusive enough and the straight people need a voice too

>>83941468
Straight

>>83941468
Straight.

>>83941420
>Do not hate, hate is not so good. An-pa and to be paranoid is-a is a bust. Feel the love that comes from us, and try to feel love that you can offer at least from within yourselves for yourselves
What did he mean by this?

>>83941420
He actively seeks out the cameras and he looks and acts so weird he attracts the camera

AND I JUST WON

>>83941468
succ

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>>83941420

if you stand out, even as the village retard you will get attention. Same with Trump. Infamous is just as good as famous for these freaks

>>83941468
Straight because Chris thinks straight leftists founded the gay community.

>>83941420
>fucking Sonichu necklace
Oh god this person needs to be committed to an asylum

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Is he the most documented person in history?

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>>83941420
magic

I thought Chris hated gays

>>83941500
>>83941506
>>83941510
Awesome - I've always felt drowned out by those LGBTQ folks in my day to day life. Good that the S is first as well - it's the way things should be.

>>83941588

wait what

>>83941468
Sonic

>>83941589
2011 era Chris. Modern Tomgirl Chris loves the gays and retconned the gay genocide from Sonichu 10.

>>83941589
He still does. He became a girl because he thought being a lesbian would get him laid

>>83941619
>not even Sonichu is safe from the SJW

>>83941608
Don't you recognize his shirt?

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>>83941420
He's fucking deranged

if you guys went like 3 months without jerking off or having sex then got shitfaced drunk, would you fuck fat girl chris?

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>>83941608
CWC's style is loved by all walks of life. CWC is a trend setter.

>>83941657

ya but how the fuck did he get there. Is he the true evil mastermind?

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>>83941658

>>83941588
>CWC made an appearance in Sandy Hook news
Seriously how does he manage to do it

who are the christorians? are they as autistic as he is? what is their plan?

>dozens of people murdered
>Chris uses this opportunity to shill his merchandise

Is Chris part jewish?

>>83941681
>if you guys went like 3 months without jerking off or having sex then got shitfaced drunk, would you fuck fat girl chris?
Hopefully I'd have offed myself long before 3 months of that

best actor of all time. you know this is all an act right?

It's a shame Chris Farley is dead, he would've made an incredible CWC in the inevitable biopic.

I bet that NO GOOD DIRTY CLYYYYYDE CASH was the cameraman!

>>83941630
This. Remember that this person said he's so straight that his blood cures homosexuality.

I was once on a pseudo-date with this girl and we were showing each other youtube videos. She pulls up a video of eggman and we made fun of him but she didn't really understand 4chan. Then I brought up that Chrischan video where he sings NSYNC songs but rewrote the lyrics into crying about how women are sluts and we went down a rabbit hole of CWC for like 3 hours until she started crying because his life was so sad.

Chris makes people he's never met ashamed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58_hiX-uPu8
Remember the fire

Also remember that time when Chris and Barb wasted all of Bob's inheritance for a lawyer when they tried to kill someone

>>83941853
did you get laid

>>83941776
Yes but they had the good sense to not post daily videos about their sad sad lives for 8 years straight

Post cwckino
https://youtu.be/yJkjjpFM97w

I'm starting to think CWC is a CIA psyops

>>83941795
Chris isn't but that dang ole Michael Synder sure is!

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>>83941795
Chris would need to be good with money and cunning to be Jewish.

He's just a naive degenerate who shits his money away on Legos, vidya, and blowup dolls.

>>83941557
What's jaden smith doing at a sam hyde rally?

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>>83941916
DON'T

>>83941888
>original character do not steal

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>>83941893
If he did he better get on out, fucking normie scum

>>83941893
We made out and then when I pulled away I put on my best Chris voice and said "DONT TELL ANYBODY" but she didn't get it despite just having watched the video and it killed the mood. We made out a couple of times after that but nothing happened

>>83941863
>one firefighter suffered minor injuries
I don't want to know

oh fuck im going down the CWC rabbit hole, see you guys in 3 hours

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Christ, I can't post all 4 pages of this shit here's the ending where sonichu's characters break into our reality

It all went downhill once Bob died.

Fuck man. He really is the closest thing we are ever going to get to a Truman show.

>>83942021
This is just sad. He's trying to create the family he never had growing up, and never will be a part of as a grown up. It's not funny like him sitting with a sign begging for a gf was
Look at this>>83942097
He put his poor dead dad in it

>>83942102
No it was when he stopped making comics

>>83942119
He just recently started making more comics and discovered Patreon so his life is back to normal.

>>83942102
He was already dressing as a "tomgirl" as bob was dieing. It was probably literally one of the last things bob saw was chris in a dress.

Back in the 60's Yoko Ono used to talk about a theoretical art project where an entire person's life would be filmed from birth to death. I think Chris-Chan is the closest we've come to that
>>83942124
>you can literally see the instant the madness takes hold

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>See thread
>Get exited to catch up on my favorite dumpster fire
>CWC wiki is down

>>83942124

should turn into a girl at the end

>>83942097
>Begging your pardon, miss. But... nice rack
>Thanks, Blake, but don't get any ideas

>when you fail so hard at finding a gf that you become the gf to turn down the characters of your own imaginary world

Only with Chris.

>>83941541
>tfw he sperged out less than I would have on camera

>I'm afraid it's been...9 years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw9IybMbsI8

>>83941541
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4orHqL-b968
Do not hate he said

>>83941420
can someone explain whats going on? i went to uva and havent heard about this

I want the tomgirl phase to end already

>>83942230
>digging up "problematic" dirt on a person from years ago
found the sjw lads

>>83942245
Yeah this arc is really dragging now.

>>83941541
>to be paranoid is a bust
>you can offer within yourselves for yourselves
I like the weird mix of 90s slang and archaic English he uses.

This guy is fascinating. Truly sad, but fascinating. If he was in a bluer state he would have probably been put in assisted living by now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFQrhp84jDo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EU4TAqsI-8

What other times has Chris been on tv? I recall he spoke in his city hall during some sort of protest as well

>>83942232
It was a small event for the LGBTQ club or something. That's why there's only about ten people there.

>>83941420
Just looking at him makes me nauseous.

>>83942261
Nobody is really instigating shit like they were in the late 2000s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxIdYRV2yIY

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what is this expression trying to convey?

>>83942321
Good. The prime directive should be followed when it comes to chris chan. People who always try to be part of the story are cancer. All the great interactions happened naturally and weren't planned.

>>83942302
He was in the background of a news anchor talking about renovating the local park or something. He flashed his Sonichu medallion at the cameraman.

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>>83942270

if it was a perfect world he would have been put down.

Hitler was right.

>>83942253
He maces people and calls it self defence and there was also that one time where Barb and Chris tried to run over someone

>>83942309
It was a memorial for that night club shooting thing i thought. Also, chris isn't even a student.

>>83942321
He's also not as naive now believe it or not, so he doesn't fall for the fake gfs and all that shit now

>>83942302
>To his parents, it's just another example of how well he's doing.
And I just won...

>>83942361
SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

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>yfw Chris is pushing 40

>>83942362
Yes but it was hosted by the LGBTQ club.

DONT CALL THE POLICE

>>83942261
Nothing will top the Liquid Saga

>>83942364
>not as naive now
>literally living his entire life and altering his body from the suggestions by griefers
Kay.

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>AND I JUST WON
it genuinely fucks me up lads, it's too tragic

>>83942270
In another time, the state would have placed him in an asylum or he'd wash out of society and get put out of his misery. You can judge a society by its lowest members, and it says something when a society fosters something like cwc.

>>83942326
>Crayola fuckin model magic

>>83942345
Liquid Chris was pretty great but for the most part I think you're right

Can someone link that pretty well done YouTube doc on chris?

>still falling for this troll
He's a normie IRL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD4AulkzdJE

When he dies there will be some really great documentaries about his life.

>>83942401
He's 35

>>83942425
Nah, he came up with that himself to get a boyfriend free girl, meanwhile back in the day a 13 year old convinced him to shove a sonichu medallion up his ass. Brush up on your lore m8

>>83942345
>>83942457
The best trolls were the ones who tried to trick him into bettering himself. The worst was the one who made him shove the medallion up his ass.

>>83942270
Before the Deinstitutionalization of the 1970s CWC is EXACTLY the kind of fuck that was put away so normal society didn't have to deal with it anymore.

>>83942478
This is unironically 10/10 satire
>>83942474
>Literally the first thing that comes up when you google chris chan

>>83941420
Because he is exactly what jews want white men to be.

>>83942229
When I look at this video I hope that one day he will appear on camera, but this time dressed normally, with his hair not looking like rotten seaweed, and without his autistic mannerisms, explaining that it was all an act, like in some weird Andy Kaufman-tier joke.

>>83941853
>making fun of eggman

>>83942345
I don't know that arc where he started hanging out with a girl from his old school that felt sorry for him and started posting erotic sonichu fanfiction about her never would have happened without people supporting him, he would have bitched out and never talked to her.

And then we would have also never gotten that secondary arc where she finds out about it and they fight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ileid2tM3a0
Liquid was great

>>83941837
Bio documentary already exists.

Wasnt the pusle thing in florida, why is there a memorial in Virginia ?

>>83942513
You can thank kennedy getting all fucking cry baby about it when his sister was lobotomized in an asylum and he pushed for "community care" because of new psychoactive drugs.

Then each president after that for the next 20-30 years made massive cuts to the funding for mental health care.

Honestly, i think asylums were a better answer to shoving our mentally ill into prisons or homeless on the streets.

It's like 70% of the people in prison have some sort of mental illness.

Reminder Chris-Chan unironically invented Let's Plays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QtOj7rNFCY

>>83942544
Look at his eyes in the OP's video. There's nothing there. If it was a character, you'd see the gears working, and substance behind his eyes. There's nothing there.

>>83941420
he just won.

>>83942596
That isn't how the Megan Arc went down at all

>>83941420
Chrischan is the all time autism champion. He's the fucking babe ruth / michael jordan of autism.

Wish i could hit him with the end of a baseball bat. Just once, not to hard, its all i want, before i pass.

>>83942683
He also invented ponyfaggotry. He is a visionary.

>>83942600
Pure
C W C N O

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcDotlrD5JE
Literally Kino

>>83942670
It was just the local college from his town remembering the victims.

I'm convinced most of the general population is aware of Chris, and in fact stalks him via the CWC and wants to troll him (most will feign ignorance if you ask them)

But everytime he's out and about, and there is a news crew, they make sure to film him, so their content will show up on the front page of Kiwi Farms

I miss golden age Chris, when it wasn't HD and before his house burned down

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZ4A_Wr90L4
>yfw

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>yfw George Lucas is Chris-Chan from the future/alternate timeline

>>83942786
>I Chris Chandler am straight. Don't forget it

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Everyone goes on about the medallion and totem but I feel the Marge Simpson pinup was severely underrated

>>83942878
What's the story behind this

>>83942806
How can you remember people you didn't know ?

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>>83942843
There is different eras.

There's the presonicchu era/childhood. Then there is golden age chris naive spirit. Then there is silver age meta trolling and then capped with his house burns down. Chris looses his mind and his dick and we have this Dark age of feminist Christine.

Though I suppose it is up to CWC historians to properly catalog and quantify it.

>>83942955
Be a liberal

>>83942946
Some youtube video with a guy talking about smelting ore or some shit, about an hour into the video George just bursts into frame
>the cameraman can't help but follow him a bit

>>83941581
No, there are cases of people who every hour wrote down what they did in the last hour for most of their lives.

There is not even that much information on the cwciki once you have gone through everything. There are countless of unanswered questions and even the biggest events in his life only takes place over a few days.

>>83941581
Don't understand why people keep saying this. We don't know that much about his family and private life

Didn't he recently say he's going to get the surgery?

>>83942862
>scraping a shitty dry razor horizontally across your face
Literally worse than that scene in predator

>>83941715
>I WANT TO SHOVE MY FACE INTO TH BIG HOLE BELOW THE URETHRA KNOWN AS THE BEAUTIFUL VAGINA VERY MUCH

Who says romance is dead?

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CWC makes me so sad and frustrated but I can't stop looking.

>>83942878
It's so dense...

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CWC is so 2007
this decade it's all about the Drachenlord

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>>83941888
>That have drawn ©

>>83943006
Those diary autists don't count because their diary consists entirely of "I am writing in my diary"
>>83943017
wew lad, bet you don't even know about his estranged half-brother

>>83943064
Man fuck Germans so much for trying to ruin everything.

>>83941968
That would be because you misquoted the video. Chris says DONT CALL ANYBODY.

>>83943067
Iirc he actually did get his dad to go to the patent office and copyright Sonichu.

>>83942973
Chris is like an extreme version of a typical modern American. He was so full of hope in the 90, tried so hard in 00s and in 10s he's fucked and everything is fucked and he may as well kill himself at this point

Why hasn't anyone produced CWC reality show? Seriously someone send this stuff to TLC.

>>83941420
i'm seriously considering buying some drawings and little play dough trinkets of his. they're gonna be collectors items when he die

>>83943064
literally who?

QUESTION:

Is Sonichu transgender now?

>>83943105
There really isn't that much to know and that's my point

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>>83941420
>do not hate
>hate is not so good
>ahh-annd to be paranoid is..is a bust
>give love that comes from us and try feel love that you can offer at least from within yourselves or yourselves

>>83943128
>considering buying some drawings
He's asking for like 800 bucks for original drawing. Don't waste money like this

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>>83943142
Thanks for the input dude

Is Chris is the IRL Buffalo Bill?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xHtVLMFCHo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXUZBolw8Fg

>>83943175
Yeah but when he dies and is found to be a genius they will skyrocket in value

>>83941588
Wait, CWC was the real Sandy Hook shooter?

>>83941468
straight people
like chris who are doing it to attract a lesbian boyfriend free girl

>>83943175
He's also selling his original sweater for like 30 grand, considering some of the modern "art" that gets sold for that much it probably is worth it

>>83943017
>We don't know that much about his family and private life
Bob had children from a previous marriage that Chris didn't know about until he met his 7 year old niece. Bob's kids have a strained relationship with him and his daughter didn't even go to his funeral. Chris also has a half brother from Barb who hates Bob. I think his name is Cole Smithy and he's a contrarian critic. There was one incident in Cole's childhood where Barb shot at a trespasser and the bullet ricocheted off and almost hit Cole. Cole doesn't know his real father and had to hire an investigator

>>83943022
You know damn well that even if he could afford sex reassignment, he would blow the money on toys & video games instead.

>>83943138
Sonichu isn't but Robee Sonichu (his son) is.

>>83943064
Give me a rapid summary of this guy

>>83942834
Chris is not nearly as famous as you'd think. Maybe people in Ruckersville know about him because it's a shitty town of barely 1000 people.

There are reports of people knowing recent students of the cwc Mecca "Manchester High School" who have no idea who Chris is. Chris is not a public person and you only get to know about him from sites like 4chan, he rarely goes outside and spends most of his time inside watching tv or playing video games.

>>83942786
That video of him naked fucking that blow up doll will haunt me forever.

>>83943267
I know all that. And that's not that much for the "most documented human in history"

>>83943211
>yfw he's dancing on his cat's grave

>>83941420
is he on hormone therapy or are those just moobs?

>>83943283
Once he dies and his documentary hits and wins oscars you will eat these words.

>>83942682
Well for god's sake they dug his sister's fucking brain out.

>>83941468
He is straight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYHqGcR3xi0

>>83942682
I think something better than asylums should exist.

>>83943268
The state pays for this retarded shit.

>>83941468
>>83941420
Is Chris really on hormones?

>>83943288
>literally hundreds of footage of chris just fucking around in his bedroom
>"there's just not that much, really!"
Name a better candidate if you're going to be a butthurt autist about it

>>83943356
Not only that, he's rubbing shit on his tits to make them bigger

>>83943296
Chris believes they're real thanks to hypnosis videos and slathering estrogen cream meant for menopausal women on them. In reality he's just getting fatter.

>>83943320
Then he should have taken it up with his dad who did it, instead of being a cuck and projecting onto the nation

>>83943392
Like literal shit?
How does that work?

>>83941888
>>83943113
>mash two copyrighted characters together
>OC DONUT STEEL

>>83943370
Literally anyone who wrote for over a decade.

>>83943404
No not shit, just some boob enhancing stuff. I don't know what it is. Point is, he's deep into this

>>83943421
nah, footage or get out

>>83943320
Her last words were ETSUBATSU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOsOwKjlARI
I wonder what she smells like haha

>>83942786
>Are we having fun today? Are we having fun right now?
Chris is a good guy

>>83943500
Hi, Joey! Louie, I'm Louie!

>>83943285
The ones where he's showing off his sex moves?
>When he starts spinning it on top of him like a helicopter

>>83943602
No he means the original JUUULAAAAAY sex tape, but yeah the HD remaster was pretty good

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>>83943533
can we talk about how he really improved his craft skills?

>>83942097
>he edited in his dad and dead mom
that's almost sweet

>>83943533
>Flat out admits he shoved the medallion up his us
Holy fuck, I though he would skirt around that part

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>>83943533
>that part when he talks about the time he shoved his sonichu medallion up his ass

kek

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>>83943136
>>83943280
he's a fat unemployed completely talent-free yet spectacularly arrogant metalhead who lives alone in a big rotting house in the pretty bavarian countryside that he inherited from his parents whose inheritance he also squandered on tech equipment that he never uses on his shitty youtube videos. calls himself the "Dragonlord" because he lives in a fantasy world that is mashed together from anime clichés and Manowar lyrics.

his every movement has been chronicled by an ever growing community of haters for years, like with chris many pose as girls and get him to send out dickpics and there's hours of embarrasing sex talk messages that he sent to haters, because he has never learned from his mistakes. he also lectures people on sex (as a virgin), astrophysics (as a special ed kid) and healthy eating (as a disgusting fatass) - and everything in general.

One of the highlights of the so-called "Drachengame" was when high profile haters got him into proposing to his fake love interest live on stream before thousands of viewers, which is when she told him live on air what a dumb retard he is. He cried, he raged, yet the Dragonlord remains forever unbesiegt ("undefeated").

It's just neverending entertainment. Every day people go to his house and see what he's up to, the village where he lives is basically under 24/7 video surveillance. A bunch of legal cases incolved him directly and indirectly, I can only mention the most basic stuff here.

It's also split into seasons/sagas like CWC; the most recent one was the electricity bill saga where he had to live like a caveman in his decrepit house without electricity because he forgot to pay his bills for 5 years and somehow managed to collect 15,000 € debt.

Many of the essential videos are on Youtube with English subtitles because there's a reaction video guy who used to react to all of them for a while (Boneclinks), so that would be the only way to get into it if you don't speak German I guess.

>>83943652
His art has also gotten better
>>83943659
snorlax is alive, bob is dead

>>83943602
Right after that he starts humming the Animaniacs theme too.

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>>83942326
Holy God....
I'd actually forgotten about this.

>>83943751
Whats the best way to follow this trainwreck if I don't speak German

>>83943751
Autist with stalkers does not a Chris-Chan make.

>>83943816
>Many of the essential videos are on Youtube with English subtitles because there's a reaction video guy who used to react to all of them for a while (Boneclinks), so that would be the only way to get into it if you don't speak German I guess

search for Drachenlord subtitles/subtitled with or without "Boneclinks" (the guy just watches those videos and reacts to them, so that's optional and depends on if you like the guy or not, but he often also summarizes background info so that might help a newbie)

>>83943533
HE CAN'T EVEN NAME MORE THEN 2 GENDERS

>>83941630
people keep saying this but I don't think it's correct

he was calling himself a "male lesbian" years before tranny acceptance hit the mainstream and before he became a tomgirl

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>>83942326
Jesus Christ, CWC is the most well written deconstruction of humanity's sin I have ever experienced.

>>83942326
>IAN
>BRANDON
>SOMETHING

reminder that his parents were present in the house for the filming of nearly ever video. including JUUUUUUUULLLLLLLAAAAAAYYYYYY

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Despite how entertaining the Chris-Chan saga is, it will never ever top this unless Chris goes all the way and zaps to the extreme

>>83942345
That's not true at all.

God's practical joke

>>83943913
It's true, but you can't deny CWC's sexuality is entirely informed by his inability to find a properly consenting mate.

>>83944018
Bob walking in on Chris busting a nut in the kitchen is kino

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>>83943751
>subtitles

DROPPED

>>83943913
Also the guy looks like he has Kleinfelter's.

>>83943533
Honestly wish this was less mean spirited

>>83942544
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD4AulkzdJE

>>83942345
Bullshit, Nothing would have happened with Chris without the community

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>>83942097
I just noticed he also ripped those babies off from Heathcliff

ORIGINAL WORHK DONT STEEL

>>83943751
I genuinely hate you Germans so much. Nobody gives a fuck about your own wannabe Chris-chan.

Seriously what is wrong with you people?

>>83944078
No Dad No

>>83943804
kek really?

>>83943751
Seems like some fat loser but it doesn't seem like he has enough rage or is crazy and stupid enough to be Chris Chan level.

>>83944140
I agree, Russian Chris is the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENHlIjDmjHM

>>83944100
It's easy to feel sorry for him. Just remind yourself how fucking awful Chris actually is. Assaulted someone and then pulled a hit n' run in like the same week

>>83941541
>you don't have to tell me twice but during the stone age

>>83943751
what do you call this body shape?

>>83944208
Feeling sorry for him is one of the early reactions to him and completely natural.
Then you find out that he is actually genuinely a terrible person even below all that autism and how many chances he got with people trying to help him and feeling sorry soon stops.

Will we get more golden age antics if Snorlax dies in her sleep?

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>>83941420

I can't stand it when real life and memes intersect like this. Fucks with my sense of what's real.

>>83944223
I stared at that for what felt like an eternity before I understood it and laughed. He is a genius in his crazyness sometimes.

>>83944140
it's got nothing to do with wanting to be Chris-Chan, and I'm not even saying that it comes close to the levels of CWC autism, it's just the next best thing I can think of, and it grew very organically in the last 3 years from a small online forum to a now, where almost every schoolkid knows who he is.

most Germans don't even know who CWC is, it's just a phenomenon that in its basic outlines reminded me of him.

>Nobody gives a fuck

right, except the people who follow him and the two anons ITT who specifically wanted to know more.

>>83944245
Bag of shit

>>83944278
please explain it for me. I still don't get it.

>>83944078
link please

If /v/ can have this trash here then we should be allowed to discuss news events.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ya6IvA7WUmg

A video he made for one of the "girls" who was supposed to go on a date with him.

>>83944298
People in the stone age were stupid
Back then you had to tell them twice.

>>83941651

It was the ONLY place MEN could be MEN!

Now that's gone I may as well start calling myself Gabriel and join a God damn bath house!

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>When Chris' house burnt down the Chris-Chan community sent him and his mom care packages

>yfw you found out about Chris and Barb's weird relationship
I'm pretty sure he took her to prom

>>83944326
I get what you are saying, but I don't know how you got that out of what Chris said.

>>83944247
>>83944208
I've been following CWC since nearly the beginning, but I still waver between sorrow and hilarity with the guy, because his existence really does beg the question of how responsible a fool is for their own actions.

>>83942357
Yeah.

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>>83941420
>that shitty girl voice imitation that only last for a few words because autism
The meme that keeps on giving

>>83944317
This post reeks of summer

Whats chris chan youtube channel? How do people find out what happens to him?

>>83944276
There's no way CWC won't be the first one to find the body, right?

>>83944317
Chris Chan has a page on the CWCki dedicated to "Chris and Cinematography." Chris is /tv/ related.

>>83944333
I remember that one time Bob helped Chris get a date but managed to charm Chris' date without trying

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>>83944378
Is that the time you started infecting /tv/, tourist?
If you can tell me what summer after 2014 it was I can add it

>>83944357
Like all true art I guess it is up to interpretation.

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>>83944388
>not following the real time security footage of his house where he and barb get into all sorts of adventures

>>83944310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRIfhNPolVc
>Reminder when Bob was brought to hospital he was covered in bug bites and had to be put in quarantine
This story has many many ups and downs....

>>83944333
Yeah, that's also the only time I've heard of a non-sitcom character doing that.

>>83942097
How has this dude not improved his art in over 10 years of drawing the same shit

>bob can't even find peace in death from his sons autism

>>839441>>83944106
nice video like his accent

>>83944427
>n-no u!
kek, nice autist chart btw

>>83944326
Either that or Sonichu gets high and calls it "the stone age" and gets forgetful so you have to tell him stuff twice.

required viewing:
Pussy eating:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TZ_kLO4q4o
Nigger:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4orHqL-b968 (yes this is Tito from Rocket Power)
Pt 2:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N06ImNoXss4
Father call:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jhp5WyvPWNI

>>83944320
>my mommy and i... my family and i... we're gonna take you to the airport, hm, take you to your hotel or, uh, bring you back to my house... HMM!
help

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How much time does she have left, bros?

>>83944388
CWCville guardian

>>83944489
Why are you scared to answer the question? Does none of it make sense to you since you're not actually part of this board?

>>83944276
Most assuredly

>>83944478
Bob has two successful children from previous marriages

>>83944451
medium lel

>>83944503
Will Chris have to go to orphanage after this

>>83944427
Can you at least label your graph you sperg?

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>>83944492
Or actually looking at it maybe he is joking that during the stone age the dinosaurs didn't escape a meteor and unlike them he knows to escape

>>83944523
I was around for the 9/11 threads kiddo you're out of your league

>>83944565
He's 35

>>83944575
>dinosaurs
>stone age
yabadabadoo

>>83944565
>35 years old
He's gonna be a bum.

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>>83944575
Maybe you are on to something here.

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>>>/v/
Seriously fuck you, you faggots act like you have the moral high ground, but you don't you are responsible for this, you did this, you ruined this kid's life.
>blah blah blah he did it to himself
No fuck you, you encouraged him to do it, it's all your fault.

>>83944395

I really wouldn't be surprised if Chris goes full Norman Bates and starts carrying his mother's body around like a puppet.

Imagine him trying to go to the bank to collect her money while dragging the corpse about acting as if it is still alive and performing really shitty ventriloquism.

>>83944503
She definitely has dementia, she probably won't be able to live with her autistic 35-year-old son much longer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUnZIZ8c5c0

>>83944565
>Will Chris have to go to orphanage after this
Yes

*autistic sigh*

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Chris is a cunning luinglist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PpH2TISFUc

>>83944571
Thats all /tv/
If you don't know that then you're not /tv/
>>83944583
Your break neck speed replies now and stalling when first questioned suggest otherwise

Why are you scared?

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>>83941420
>it's real

>>83944637
it was /b/ you knobhead

>>83944652
That was hard to watch, she looks like she's on death's door.

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>>83941468

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>>83944635
>Did you bathe
>NO

every time

>>83941968
In a way you got cockblocked by Chris.

>be Bob Chandler
>successful res blooded mechanical engineer
>raise two successful children a doctor and lawyer
>getting older
>have chubby fetish
>marry some chub from the bar
>forget to wrap it up
>have son at age like 50
>o shit what have I done

>>83944670
lmao careful lads, moot is here to fuck shit up

>>83941420
His name is Chris Chan LMAO

>>83944637
Chris had already been kicked out of college, fired from his jobs, and banned from Target/Gamestop/McDonalds etc before 4chan found him.

>>83944637
Yeah, agreed. I feel bad. Wish he was never found.

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>>83944717
>Then, may I orbit your belt?

Do you think Chris finding his old shirt after the fire re-awoke something within him? You know, kind of like in Spider-Man 2 when Peter throws the costume away and he discovers it again and his purpose in life.

>>83944652
>>83944705
Some people believe she's faking it to drum up sympathy, she actually is manipulative enough to do it

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>>83944320
>that baby talk
>the random singing at the end
>we can watch Gilligan's Island and play Guitar Hero!

>>83944728
>y-yyoure summer
>get called out on your authenticity
>h-haha i was just joking
Pathetic fucking tourists. Go back to your dota 2 and cs go generals on /vg/ sscum

>>83944652
>falling for this
Old women are crafty as fuck and their close relationship with death lets them fake any illness

>>83942261
teehee

>>83944670
Alright buddy, I'm just saying take a step back and relax or something.

>>83944652

he's going to fuck the corpse.

he's going to fuck the corpse.

>>83944759
No the old Chris is dead and gone, he's sticking with this lesbian tranny shit until death takes him

http://www.colesmithey.com/
This is his estranged half brother. I think it's the one Barb almost shot

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>thread about colbert put to auto sage so it doesn't upset liberal cancer from /co/ and /v/
>some off-topic trash like OP is allowed to hit cap
Looks like its back

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It was an interesting life I had...

Would Chris build Snorlax's coffin out of legos if he's too poor to afford an actual funeral?

>>83944787
>it's a literal who thinks their an authority episode
Gonna post this on reddit for upvotes

>>83944652
What is he saying she needs, besides food? I can't understand him.

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>>83944637

>It's a "Chris covers an Avril Lavigne song" episode

https://youtu.be/0LwyvdUM0s4?t=42

>>83944807
Careful man, he's been on /tv/ 2 days longer than you

>>83944790
Now that I think about it, it was probably just shame that prevented her from saying what Chris wanted her to say, but still, she's over 70 and will not be around for much longer looking at how much weigh she lost.

>>83944575
Or maybe because the dinosaurs may have been killed by a meteor and that thing is kind of like a meteor too so for Sonichu to survive both of those events you'd have to tell him a total of at least two times

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>>83944320
Holy Christ.

>>83944830
>Chris-Chan
>off topic
>Reddit
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK YOU'RE NEW

We should try and convince Chris somehow to sue Let's Players and Youtube. considering he is the first one to do that sort of thing before it became popular.

>Mfw Chris is the original Vlogger

>>83941420
NIGGOS

>>83944902
/tv/ has never given a fuck about this "woman" until you cancerous /v/edditors started flooding in

>>83941506
so they can go back to just calling them people?

He just looks so tired....

>>83944320
>you will never watch every episode of Gilligans Island with CWC

like tears in the rain

Where are chris and barb loving now anyways?

>>83944908
>what is a patent

>>83943244
Not only that. He is the mastermind behind many contemporary events. The retard guise is but a masquerade.

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>>83944823
He's being beaten by his autistic brother

>>83944830
In case you haven't noticed Chris Chan was on TV. This is the board for TV. Put 2 and 2 together.

>>83944936
stop gatekeeping sweetie, you're hurting the /tv/ community

>>83944862
meal replacement shakes

His mother needs to be places in a retirement home at this point seriously

>>83944951

Chris wouldn't know and it would be pretty funny watching him exacerbate the whole thing

>>83944987
>/tv/ community
You mean the one that was hurt in 2013 so /v/edditors like you could come in and turn it into /b/ 6.0??

>>83943006
People always bring up the guy who wrote in his journal every half hour, but Chris is a completely different and more interesting case because he's inspired other people to document him rather than doing it himself. Any sperg with a compulsive disorder can write in a journal all day, but it takes something special to develop a cult following.

>>83944936
We get it, /tv/ is a meme board now just like /b/. We'll file your complaint in the log.

>>83944974
>donate to Chris to keep his insanity funded

Not a bad idea

>>83944974
I'm amazed he only has 12, given the self-destructive lengths weens go to get more CWC

>>83944936
N E W
E
W

I hate forced memes too but if you think Chris Chan is a new thing on /tv/ you're extremely new.

>>83944998
Fucking hell

>>83945006
lol bye bye to your precious kino :3, I hear tumblr has some nice film discussion

>>83944974

The amount of rage he must be feeling that his autistic brother is being a better e-celeb than him, God I can only imagine how pissed off he must be that his entire youtube channel has been taking over by people asking him about Chris.

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>>83944714

>>83945022
>>83944974
Dude, I almost want to donate to CWC. It's sad really.

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>>83944637
If you don't like laughing at Chris-chan you don't belong on this website.
Yes, most of the faggots who harassed him were just as bad or worse than him. Do I give a fuck? Nope. He's interesting, a lot more interesting than most of the bullshit that gets posted here. So fuck off nigger.

>>83945006
>>83944936
>>83944830
>>83944787
>>83944670
>>83944637
>cringe
Lurk more you faggot

>>83945065
It must sting twice as badly because Cole is about as narcissistic as Chris is. He considers himself the smartest film critic on earth and wants people to pay $200 to drink beer with him.

>>83945054
Are you now admitting that you're new?

>>83944823
Isn't he the guy who was responsible for Toy Sotry 3 going from 100% fresh to 99% fresh

>>83944936
Chris-chan threads are related to every board on this site, newfaggot.

>>83944974
Who would even give money to Cole? He's just an NY hipster douche. He's not even funny enough to be a lolcow.

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>>83945093
>If you don't like laughing at Chris-chan you don't belong on this website.
>149XXXXX frog image thats in 12XXX
Hmm
>>83945113
>cringe
>

>>83945122
yeah he gave it a bad review

>>83945118
>t. projection
You're really hung up on this aren't you, it's ok, you'll fit in eventually little faggot

>>83945093
Yep, it's all true, the trolls are worse than him and we're all complicit in his downfall. That being accepted, did CWC ask for anything else? He got everything he wanted, attention and fame, he just cursed himself with a monkey's paw doing so. And are the fruits of his labor too bad? Isn't this the probable end route of any person who chooses this lifestyle in his situation?

>>83945150
Man I can't believe how many people are falling for your false-flag act.