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ITT: oversimplifying bad TV shows 2017-06-15 01:27:43 Post No. 83935921
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>patient hospitalized, lying in bed
>doctors arguing what's going on with him
>patient suddenly starts puking blood/screeching/shitting like he's about to die
>*insert commercial break*
>patient is under control, meeting with the whole crew of doctors in the room
>House comes in and throws quips around until he proposes some ridiculous controverse treatment
>"no no House you're a drugged up madman, you can't do that!"
>turns out he was right all the time
and throw in some episodes every now and then where the actual characters are in life danger and boom wow amazing show guys, go make 53 seasons
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>opiate of the masses
sush and eat your swansons tv dinner like a good boy
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>You want a good son but you get the fat pussy.
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>>83935921
>commercial break
What is this the 90's lmao
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GABAGOOL
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>hank sees woman
>hank bangs woman
>hank says something witty of the cuff
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>>83935921
I liked the first seasons but it became clear very fast that it's same thing all over.
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>shitty monster who is only a human with diferent eyes color and fangs/claws kills someone
>Sam and dean get on the case
>"you lied to me" scene
>shitty sub plot that no one cares about castiel
>sam asks /x/ about how to kill shitty monster who is only a human with diferent eyes color and fangs/claws
>when facing the monster, they get tossed against the wall
>Finally sam/dean/the special guest actor kills the monster
>episode ends with "there has to be another way" speech
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>frank does something
>claire fucks it up
>frank fixes it
>frank,I am just as good as you!
>they make up with claire getting what she wants
>claire fucks it up
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>>83938233
I'll agree the newer seasons are like this but 1 and 2 were kino.
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>Solve all mysteries and points of intrigue with a ghost, alien or "vision" rather than through clever writing immediately removing any tension or excitement
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>>83938233
literally everything after season 6
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>muh zombies
>run to new safe place
>everyone is gud
>character that u almost but dont actually care for dies
>safe place gets overrun
rinse and repeat
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>>83938233
That tossing people against the wall bit is the worst. Demons and creatures with the strength of ten men and they never thing to snap anyone's neck or punch them
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>something mysterious happens
>characters cry
>charcters yell
>sad piano music
Repeat (not necessarily in the same order) for 3 seasons.
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