so where the FUCK did they go?

A galaxy far far away (which is actually hell)

Wasn't it some chaos dimension? Been a while since I've seen the movie. I don't think it was literally Hell.

to bathroom...on taco night, LOL!

it took them into a plot hole

>>83933304
>"a dimension of pure chaos, of pure evil"
think the bad guy says something like that

>>83933333

Ye the accidentally the warp

>>83933264

I like to think of this movie as a prequel to 40K and they accidentally caught themselves into the warp.

>>83933333

So, >>>/trash/?

A LONG LONG

TIME AGO

IN A GALAXY FAR AWAY

Which is scarier? A real dimension that is essentially hell that humans could accidentally stumble into, or the biblical hell after death?

>>83933264
Is this movie good? I'm looking for some new sci-fi Kino to watch

>>83933536
its kind of dumb but entertaining at the same time

>>83933264
Warp.
This whole movie is a prequel to Warhammer 40k.

>>83933546
I'll give it a go then

>>83933393
Fuck of you stupid namefaggot cunt. Kill yourself let every horrible thing possible happen to you . Piece of shit. You are the reason /tv/ is complete shit right now.

>>83933264
It was hell. It actually was. I feel like Sam Neil even says it at one point.

>>83933553
Where da Emp then at?

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>>83933283
whoa

I was so disappointed with this movie, not because it was awful, just because it had so much potential and it obvious got fucked up by the studio either in editing or some shitty producer running his mouth on set.

A space crew testing a experimental warp drive in which they unknowingly travel through another dimension (like some WH40K prequel), analogous with hell, is a really cool idea.

>>83933571
The absolute state of this post

>>83933477
Biblical one. It's basically guaranteed that we go there after our inevitable death and you're trapped forever, nonstop.

We haven't even discovered another dimension yet and maybe never will. If someone did, they'd die eventually and it ends.

>>83933773
It should have ended with the rescue crew being sucked into the warp themselves and then horribly dying. Those stupid, spoopy "you think you got away but actually fuck you haha" endings in movies are hella lame.

to see leviathan, the lord of the labyrinth

So should I watch this after reading this thread, or will the movie be spoiled and ruined for me now?

>>83933773
There's a semi documentary on YouTube that goes over the making of it - they were going to try and do a directors cut but the studio lost the footage / it was damaged. From what I recall the studio did actually mess with it quite alot

>>83933536
>>83933559
if you can enjoy the good parts of a movie without getting distracted by the bad ones, then it's a great movie

i think it's one of my favorite movies

it also features the best black character ever written

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUozFOlxVnM

>>83933993
You can still watch it.

>>83933993
There wasn't that many spoilers. Besides it's an okay movie.

>>83933264
Fuck Test Audiences: The Movie

Oh what could have been...

>>83933993
Being spoiled doesn't matter for this one.

>>83934024
>>83934030
Thanks brethren

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>>83933993
Just let it wash over you and let it percolate. For whatever reason, this shitty little movie sets a hook in your brain and you think about it for years afterward.

>>83934095
>this shitty little movie sets a hook in your brain and you think about it for years afterward.

thats the perfect way to put it lmfao

>>83933536
the first act is good, 2nd act is also good. The third act, however, is absolutely batshit crazy and brings the overall score of the film down so much.

>>83933264
Apparently somewhere where they don't need eyes to see.

>>83933264
second star to the right, and straight on till morning

>>83933264

/pol/ manifested in a dimension

>>83933304
>>83933283
It wasn't hell nor was it some weird crazy dimention, they literally just went crazy due to the carbon dioxide build up on the ship. Everything that happened can be explained logically.

>>83934451
more like /b/ or /d/

>>83933264
Sphere was better.

>>83934486
Nice headcanon
Imma steal it

What could have been
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aR3hfLz5LhE

>>83934011
man that shit is fucking terrifying. makes gravity look like bitch mode

REMAKE WHEN?!

>WH40K is cool!

I remember being fourteen years old

>>83933462
kek

>>83934620
Wow this shit is absolutely impressive as fuck.

10 weeks pre production, 90 days to shoot??

Fuck paramount.

>>83933821
Not if you believe in Jesus who died so we wouldn't have such a horrible fate. You have that choice right now.

>>83934486
>they literally just went crazy due to the carbon dioxide
Hold your breath as long as you can.
Go crazy yet?
I didn't think so

>>83934486
it was actually all of that at the same time

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>>83933264
>so where the FUCK did they go?
nowhere -- the 'singularity' opened a 'worm hole' to Hell

You guys probably won't believe me, but I could get access to the"deleted footage".
I know one of the actors personally, and he gave me a rundown of what he filmed/what the ending was supposed to be, but he didn't let me finally watch it until like a year ago.
There are 3 endings, all of which are pretty similar, but have opposite themes, if you catch my drift.
He was pretty ok with "leaking" it, but since he specifically requested it, they'd know it was him, and he'd get sued.
You guys were right about it being just barely out of reach from genre-defining kino.
There was some politics around why it was edited, and it was purely dictated by higher-ups, and the director had to play ball.
Talked to him over Easter and he said they're working to release at least one of the endings by end of year, to create hype for some other movie.

>>83936282
If you can get it then go for it. I actually really liked Event Horizon so I'm curious to see shit like that.

>>83936282
Please do. Especially that clip of Weir talking about hell in cenobite form. On the blueray, Paul Anderson talks during the footage and you can't hear what's being said.

Also there was a rumor of a early workprint with all the deleted and gory footage somewhere but it hasn't been leaked anywhere.

>>83934095
What's that pic from? Was that really in Event Horizon?

>>83934095
If he flew out in front of the camera and set it to a timer, we would have a photograph containing all of humanity in one frame

>>83936282
Theres enough of a following now for this movie that the actor could probably just do a kickstarter to recoup the cost of being sued, if not public support for this would be huge.

I hope its Sean Pertwee

>>83937014
>there was a rumor of a early workprint with all the deleted and gory footage somewhere
Yeah it was found in a fucking transylvanian salt mine.

Hell

>>83933264

The Warp.

sheesh...everybody has known this for years.

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>>83933264

>>83933304
>>83933333
"hell is just a name, the reality is much much worse"

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>>83933264
2011

>>83937578
>transylvanian salt mine.


why? wtf?

was it so spooky that draculas and mummies had to protect it from normies?

perhaps, a buried kino...

>>83938001
>perhaps, a buried kino...
Basically yeah
http://www.movie-censorship.com/news.php?ID=3918

>>83937148
K Y S

Y

S

>>83936282
give us an idea of what its supposed to be, oh mighty one

>>83933264
They went to a blood rave, similar to the one featured in Blade

>>83933733
fuckin around on earth prolly

>>83938160
>>83938160

he cant because he is a liar.... imagine being so lonely you have to pretend to know celebrities and make up stories about endings to movies...

>>83937767
Truly you don't need eyes there.

>>83933264

feet heaven, when all the feet are the feetest of feeten, and the impure feet sacrileges goes to feetabyss

>>83938187
Kill yourself tripfag

>>83938901
KILLKID is awesome and one of the top posters here. leave him alone. just becuz you are too stupid too know how to trip? lol oh wow

>>83933821
Us catholics believe that you chill in purgatory while St Michael checks your sins. If you have enough good boy points you go to heaven.

>>83933264
>so where the FUCK did they go?

/tv/

>>83937148
Stanley Kubrick's masterpiece, "man on the moon"

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It's the Warp

>>83939215
red dwarf is literally rebdit tier....

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>>83939215
>futurama above red dwarf

>>83934486
i'll go with this

>>83939065

why does it take him so long?

>>83933264
oh ffs, they explain it pretty clear on the movie.
It's a dark corner of the universe, beyond the reaches of human understanding, a place that is called "hell" but it isn't just a religious idea, it was real and much worse than anything imaginable

>Same Neill fights the Old Gods in Space
>A sequel to Sam Neill fighting Old Gods on Earth, the spiritual successor of Sam Neill fighting Old Gods in his girlfriends vagina

Movie with great potential fucked by studio exec

>>83933823

Ya, what was that ending even implying? Like is she now permanently mentally fucked up and will just see the badguys face everywhere, or did they all actually not escape...or what?

>>83939497
just PTSD probably

>>83939215
>Bodacious Space Pirates
God that was a wasted opportunity

>>83934041
Don't forget The Thing (2011), that also gets the fuck test audiences award

>>83936282
This is probably bullshit but I want to believe

>>83939329
Red Dwarf is severely overrated.

>>83939613
Even so it is still better than Futurama. At least, the first 4-5 seasons are.

>>83939065

What if you tie with good boy points and bad goy points

>>83936282
Oh fuck off.
This wasn't that great a movie, the 'dimension of chaos' was a few flashy strobed images of a bad car accident and the rest was build up. It's a ghost story poorly told and the way kids who weren't born talk about it you'd think there was more to it.
It's a shit-tier b-movie, stop trying to hype details or depth that don't exist.

>>83939382
He's a slow reader, plus he's been backed up since the bubonic plague.

>>83939704
>good boy points and bad goy points
Aren't they the same thing? Remember Jesus whipping all the usurers at the temple? The J-man wasn't into Jewish tricks.

>>83939868
Perhaps his Jewish trick was making people believe he was the Son of God just to let you think you have a chance of going to heaven only for him to taunt you for eternity in hell for being so gullible

>>83934011
Best black character? The funny one or Lawrence?

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He went to visit these guys.

>>83939497
It's pretty fucking obvious he was possesed

>>83934010
Why hasn't anyone mentioned that they had to get rid of the gore because the test audience didn't approve. What is the test audience anyways? the staff?

>>83937227
I know right. Totally fucked up
>>83939137
;^)

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>>83939215
You forgot God tier Power Rangers Galaxy

>>83940006
I thought he went insane. How do you know he was possed?

>>83940451
Because it's a common trope in sci-fi for extra dimensional beings to possess "material" beings of our universe, it's pretty clear that "demon", "devil" or whatever it is wants to get to Earth to fuck shit up.

>>83934486
You could spin it that way, all the characters had their own personal demons they were dealing with (The doctor with severe depression over the death of his wife/girlfriend, blaming himself because of his obsession with the ship), the captain still dealing with leaving that man behind to die and watching him burn to death, Peters dealing with leaving without being able to see her disabled son, etc. Plus they mentioned they were going further than any other ships had travelled before aside from Event Horizon. Who's to say what the stresses of all that can do to a person mentally.

If you think about it, what actually happens during the film that really confirms the whole 'hell' idea? You don't see anything, people do things by their own actions (weir took his own eyes, justin took himself out of the airlock etc), weir even gives scientific explanations for things that happen throughout the film but obviously by that point they're already suffering the effects of CO2

>>83939983
chatterhead is still the best kinobite

>>83940512
>wants to get to Earth to fuck shit up
If they wanted to do that they wouldn't have killed all the original inhabitants and would have gone straight to earth. You don't know how long Sam Niell was in that dimension for. He's probably seen all kinds of fucked up shit

Some place where they don't need eyes

>>83939613
I can't remember the last time I laughed at Futurama. I still get a chuckle remembering stuff from Red Dwarf.

Actually now that I think about it, was Futurama even funny to begin with?

>>83940563
So basically a better version of Pandorum.

>>83940730
It was humorous.

>>83940774
how is pandorum i've been meaning to watch it but just keep putting it off

>>83940801
Watch it man, I really liked it.

>>83940730
I'm the complete opposite. Guess we'll have to agree to disagree mother fucker

>>83940801
It's definitely worth a watch

>>83940838
fuck it all i'm doing is shitposting on /tv/ going to watch it right now

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>>83933264
This whole thread makes me wanna replay Dead Space. The first game is basically perfect space horror.

>>83933733
busy being a lesser known academic/researcher back on earth

>>83940712
I doubt they know how to pilot human ships as well as the fact that it's another common trope that these beigns can't survive in our dimension without our bodies.

So it probably went something like this:

"Hey I had fun killing these things, maybe there are more from where they came from, let me inhabit one of them so he brings me to their home"

>>83933333
What the fuck does that even mean?!
>pure chaos, pure evil

So what people never made civlization or whatever animals are there, they just go around killing each other? That makes no sense

>>83934164
It's like Sunshine in that aspect. I feel it doesn't detract though, as you can't just do plausible shit plot-wise in movies, shit won't sell.

>>83941060
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGJVq2kT0S8

>>83934486
>>83934486
>carbon dioxide poisioning
>have warp drive abilities
>have interstellar ships
>somehow no one remembered to put a warning when dioxide levels get too high

Bad explenation

>>83940984
>I doubt they know how to pilot human ships as well
>"Hey I had fun killing these things, maybe there are more from where they came from, let me inhabit one of them so he brings me to their home"
So basically your saying they're ignorant psychopaths? Sounds just as dumb but hey. It's just a movie.

>>83934620
WHERE DID THEY FIND THE BARB WIRE?
WERE THEY GIVING FREE BARB WIRE IN HELL?

>>83933264
It was a gateway to the Devil's butthole. No wonder they went insane.

>>83934688
I would like a sequel or prequel.

>>83936282
You're a lying piece of crap.

>>83941202
They are not humans, they don't even have bodies as we intend them to be and live in a reality that we cannot understand, trying to comprehend their motivations is impossible and in our eyes they are just evil.

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>>83933553
This
It's a cautionary tale of what happens when you travel through the Warp without a Gellar field installed on your ship.

>>83941187
Maybe someone caught up in all this shit was smart enough to put failsafes in play to ensure these loonies all die on the ship

>>83941126
What? so every time someone warps they're basically risking death?

>>83941262
You got me. Makes sense now.

>>83941204
Hey man. Some people have their kinks and are allowed sex paraphernalia along
>>83941234
Prequel most definitely.

>>83941364
Only if the gellar field around the ship fails, something they didn't have in event horizon.

>>83941577
Oh alright. Then way they sweating? They should have one right. I see the w40k connection

Can someone recommend me a relatively new(2010-up) sci-fi. Preferably something involving space. Wanna watch a movie now.

>>83941680


In that particular cutscene it's because the chaos gods engulfed their sector in a warp storm cutting them off the astronomican (a milkyway galaxy wide lighthouse that gives them precise coordinates relative to their position) so they can't effectively know where they will land when they exit the warp.

>>83933821

> get caught in hell dimension, tortured beyond comprehension but eventually die
> get sent to bibical hell because you were a naughty boy before that anyway

Man I'd be pissed

>>83941187

>have interstellar ships

Huh, I thought the whole plot of the film was based around the one and only ship having interstellar capability, and they only managed to test that once before it disappeared. I remember a line from the movie stating it would take them a thousand years to reach the nearest star based on their normal ship tech

>>83939215
Wheres rick and morty?

>>83937227
you mean a retro selfie ?

Can someone recommend me a relatively new(2010-up) sci-fi. Preferably something involving space.

>>83936282
show yourself faggot, gib answers