What the FUCK was his problem?

>>83933244
>muh republic

>>83933244
He could not accept the new console

>>83933244
It hurt when he peed.

ILLEGAL WARFARE

>>83933331
MURDER

>>83933331

FORMENTING A TYRANNY

>>83933347
TREASON

>>83933244
Is this a confessional from The Real World: SPQR?

>"I absolutely detest these plebians"
>"Jupiter's cock! The whore Aurelia knew of my desire toward Numerius yet she spread fucking legs for him!"
>"it is vexing that i am the only Gaul in the villa... "

>>83933357
WALKING ON THE GRASS

Butt hurt that trump sempai is president and not ron paul tan.

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CENTURION VORENUS, IM SPQR

>>83933244
He had a stroke dude, too soon

season 1 > season 2

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>>83933367
the only gaul in the villa

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Behold Ptolemy!
He of the two ladies!
He of sedge and bee!
Behold Ptolemy, son of Ra!
Ptolemy the divine!

>>83933446
Why did they have all this weird egyptian religious shit, when they were greek?

>>83933446
I PISS ON HER
I SHIT ON HER

>>83933446
SHAME! SHAME ON THE HOUSE PTOLEMY!

>>83933446

HE'S
A
CONSOLE
OF
ROME

>>83933244
Muh Senate
Muh Rome

>>83933244
>Cato the younger
>he's old

>>83933446
Look at the fucking state of you

>>83933244
Listening to the Fall of the Roman republic episodes of hardcore history I realized that Cato was the most respectable person in the entire story. A real human bean, sort of.

>>83934423
>Cato the elder
>he's dead

>>83933464
To placate the Egyptians who made up the majority of the population. Alexander literally declared himself Pharaoh and did all kinds of other shit whenever he conquered a new region to make the locals feel like he wasn't going to destroy their culture and build temples to Zeus everywhere.

>>83933436
u n d e r a t e d

>>83933464
Why wouldn't they? The Egyptian religion allowed them to be living Gods and Horus incarnate, all the Greek one let them be was the descendents of Heracles. Plus like >>83934604 said having the local Gods priesthood on your side is a good way to keep the people happy, the Ptolemies even created a new God Serapis, sort of a fusion of Amun and Hades to unite the Greeks and Egyptians.