How fucking oblivious can one man be???

>>83932638
it was free fucking pizza

>>83932638
FREE P I Z Z A

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heh, y-yeah, oblivious

>>83932638
ive never seen this movie but that girl on the left could show up at my door at 2 in the morning and tell me she wants to take a shit on my living room carpet and i would let her in without a second thought.

>>83932678
muh dick

>>83932738

Agreed.

>>83932765
>>83932738
She isn't even that hot, wtf are you talking about

>>83932824
(you)

>>83932824
your a faggot, m7

>>83932638
>talking to strangers
>answering the door
lmao

>>83932872
>>83932834
She just isn't, it's a fact.

Shit-tier tits
shit manly frame
shitty face

is that eli roth's wife on the right?

>>83932904
t. balding with body odor

>>83932904
worst bait ive ever seen
pls stop, its really embarrassing

>>83932678
isn't that the director's wife or something? How big of a cuck do you have to be?

>>83932678
That's the exact opposite of a problem

Death? Death? You're gonna kill me? You're gonna fucking kill me? Why? WHY? Because I fucked you? You fucked me! You fucked ME! You came to MY house! You came to ME! I got you a car, I brought you your clothes, you took a fuckin' BUBBLE BATH! You wanted it! You wanted it! You came on to me! What was I supposed to do? You sucked my cock, you both fucking sucked my cock! It was FREE PIZZA! Free fuckin' pizza! It just shows up at my fuckin' door! What am I supposed to do? "We're flight attendants. Come on, fuck us! No one will know. Come on, fuck us!" Oh, twosomes, threesomes. It doesn't matter! Starfish! Husbands! You don't give a fuck, you'll just fuck anything, you'll just fuck anything! Well, you lied to me, I tried to help you! I let you in, I was a good guy, I'm a good father! And you just fucking fucked me! What? Now, you're gonna kill me? You're gonna kill me? Why? Why? 'Cause you fucked me? What the fuck-FUCK-FUCK, this is fucking insane!

>>83932930
>>83932925
can you fucking disprove any of that?

Nope.

>>83932638
What is this movie?

>>83932904
>Shit-tier tits
Say that to my face, faggot.

>>83932678
>"hey keanu, why did you take that role in that shit movie again?"
how did he not get hard during this scene jesus christ

>>83932959
knock Knock

>>83932962
come meet me

>>83932948
>disprove my bullshit
disprove you're not a neckbeard first

>>83932943
keanukino? keano?

>>83932638
>>83932678
Is that Lexi Belle?

>>83932678
Wow

>>83933002
So you're actually sayingthat neckbeards have superior taste?

wew

TOP KEK

The director, Eli Roth, is marrid to lorenza izzo, the girl on the right in OP.

She is in literally all of his films.

http://www.imdb.com/search/title?roles=nm4448022,nm0744834&title_type=feature,tv_episode,video,tv_movie,tv_special,mini_series,documentary,game,short

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>>83932678
How did he know it was his daugher's pants?

HOLY FUCK IS TYPING (CU) CK CENSORED?

KEK
KEK

>>83933053
isnt there a sex scene with her and keanu reeves? WTF

>>83933071
hello newfriend

>>83933071
cuck

>>83933053
>>83933076

knock knock more like cuck cuck

What man could resist these two women pulling off his pants and forcing themselves on him? What point were they trying to prove?

>>83933058
Children don't buy and clean their own clothes.

>Oh no, two hot women came into my house, tied me up and had sex with me
Is it just me or is it not that bad?

>>83933076
Threesome.

She is nude is atleast three movies that his husband produced.

https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/lorenzaizzo/knockknock/knockknock-izzo_armas-hd-001-hd.html

>>83933080
this is new, not me
>>83933084
>>83933085
how?

cuck cuck

>>83933104
*in

I get it,the filter onnly works when it's in all caps.

KEK (caps)
Cuck
cuck

>>83932678
is Keanu's immortality gonna be his JUST downfall?
not even frasier is this fucked.

>>83933103
watch until the end

>>83933104
"ok honey, in this scene your going to grab another mans dick, kiss him, show your tits, let him grab your tits, fuck you from behind, grab your ass, run his hands up and down your body etc. Love you!"

i remember when fapping to this movie i literally damaged my dick to the bleeding abrasion

So did he die or wat?

>WHERE IS MY MIND plays at the end
how fucking generic could this be

>>83933231
>So did he die or wat?
no
>dad had a party...

>>83933104
>this is new

It was literally added before Hiro bought this site

>>83933120
KEK

>>83932824
t. girl on the right

>>83932991
Who's there?

ok so how does this end
what is the HORRIBLE consequence for him fucking the absolutely BEAUTIFUL blonde girl?

>>83932638
If I could fuck Ana De Amas for the cost of what happened to Keanu in that movie I'd seriously consider it, not for long, but I'd have to pause

>>83933275
cargo

>>83933296
Cargo who?

>>83933255
I just am not a filthy shitposter who types in all caps, that's why I missed it

>>83933273
Okay, you're the girl on the right.

>>83933308
Car go vroom vrooom

>>83933275
free pizza

>>83933290
what happens to him?

>>83933278
she posts it on his facebook and his wife and kids come home to see his vandalized house with all his broken art and he might still be buried up to his head at that point

>>83933338
You could watch the fucking movie to find out.

>>83933353
>she posts it on facebook
thats it? ye i would do it
>>83933364
im not watching it, i heard from credible sources its really bad

>>83932638
Like you wouldn't...

>>83933353
why do they do it?

>>83933388
>thats it? ye i would do it
no. that's not it. watch the fucking movie. he's also married with children and his house is ruined.

>>83933388

they also torture him by playing music painfully loud into his headphones and threaten to kill him a bunch

>>83933413
>why do they do it?
because women are natural born ruiners and/or sociopaths.

>>83933388
>thats it?
Divorce and losing custody to the kids can ruin your life m8. Not to mention all the other torture they put him through.

No pussy is worth more than a small amount of effort TO BE HONEST senpai. Free pussy showing up at your doorstep is a red flag

>>83933388
It's legit good.

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>>83933467
Shut it nerd

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>>83932943

>>83933427
>>83933442
>>83933443
>>83933473
ok i will watch it. even if its bad i can still fap. hopefully its good tho :)

>>83932939
eli roth is married to other one. not the hot one

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>>83932678
wew... I might watch this movie after all

>she was also in another keanu movie
d-does she have a thing for keanu?

>>83933388
they also killed his friend

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>>83933556
forgot pic

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>>83933516
>>83933524
wait till you see the shower scene

>>83933498
Haha yeah Chad go answer the door, I-I'll be here

>>83933521
They both have sex with him, there's no difference

>>83933473
fuck no

>>83933104
>https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/lorenzaizzo/knockknock/knockknock-izzo_armas-hd-001-hd.html
>https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/lorenzaizzo/knockknock/knockknock-izzo_armas-hd-001-hd.html
>https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/lorenzaizzo/knockknock/knockknock-izzo_armas-hd-001-hd.html
>https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/lorenzaizzo/knockknock/knockknock-izzo_armas-hd-001-hd.html
Watch this and skip the movie.

>>83933556
Other way around. Keanu personally called her and offered her the role.

>>83933581
people say keanu doesnt age but he's look pretty old in this poster

>>83933591
>They both have sex with him, there's no difference

what?

I answered a specific question and you come at me with some irrelevant shit? Never reply to my post again unless you have a point asshole.

>>83933581
she has a shit-tier chin, I wanna punch it

>>83932904
It was a ruse I was merely pretending!

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>>83933593
so keanu has a thing for her? i dont blame him
>>83933607
hey man hes like 52
he looks pretty fucking good for that age

>>83933637
no, I wasn't

>>83933626
That's not irrelevant, you fuck

Don't ever reply to me or my wife's son again

I don't care what anyone says I thought this movie was fucking great. The build up was intense. I was hard as a rock with all that sexual tension.

>>83933516
Definitely worth a watch. It was an unintentional comedy for me

>>83932943
I unironically think this is the greatest monologue I've ever seen.

>>83933765
talk about really shit taste

>>83932678
They made some weird choices with john wick 2

>>83932824

>mom im gay

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa9YM9jixUE
the funniest thing I've seen in years.

>>83932678
someone PLS
what is the porn equivilent of this?
i have yet to find something this arousing after years of watching
pls someone

>>83932638
>(((eli roth)))

>>83934060
I'd pay to watch a parody of it with Bree Olsen talking in her dumb teenager voice and actually spreading her asshole and going for a lengthy facesitting session before taking it in the ass.

>>83932738
You're either very young or very sad.

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>>83934007
Who the fuck thought it would be a good idea to give Eli Roth money?

>>83932638
>ywn fuck left

>>83933018
lexi belle is disgusting. this blonde is actually hot as fuck

>>83932638
Id let Ana de Armas slit my throat and watch me bleed to death, if she felt that way

>>83934060
its your testosterone bro. It must be like living as a woman to be you. Why don't you just do what women do and find solace in food? either that or get Test injections.

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->>83932638

>>83933442
he probly shouldn't have cheated on his wife 2bh

>>83934266
you're fun at parties

>>83935271
i actually know that anon and he is a fucking lunatic at parties m8

>>83933353
>>83933443

Well, they have a dead black guy on them, a (albeit leaked) tape of Keanu tied to a bed and forcefully fucked, and a vandalized house.
He even called a taxi that actually stopped at the house (as a proof he was helping them get to their destination).

He can go "These crazy bitches got in the house and did all this without reason" (leaving out the willing threesome) and NOBODY's going to blame him or doubt him.

Divorce my ass.

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Poor mans Lexi Belle on the left.

>>83932678

Jesus Christ muh dick

>>83932678
What movie is this from?????

>>83932678
I unironically downloaded this movie just to see this scene. Muh dick

>>83935711
Knock Knock - 2015
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3605418

>>83933353
The video shows that he was raped so it saves his ass, I think that part was poorly thought out

>>83932678
how weak are you if you can let yourself get tied up against your will by two small girls?

jesus christ

>>83933353
so that could easily proof he didnt choose to do it

wuold be better if he was free to go and they came home and saw

>>83935375
whos this?

>>83936082
Can't remember the movie, but I'm guessing he was unconscious

>>83936127
how weak are you that you get unconsious?

>>83936082
check the trailer, he got knocked unconscious

>>83935375
Lexi Belle is already poor man's Lexi Belle.

>>83936153
and how did they move his body? with a forklift?

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Okay, I want to know. Who in his position would have said no?

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>>83936119
Ana de Armas, she's in the new Blade Runner.

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>>83936207

I think I would have been fine to be honest. There is no evidence of the threesome. The tape was of me getting forced in to sex, the house is completely trashed. I don't think it would lead to divorce.

It would definitely be a hard one to explain. But it be worth it to fuck both of them.

>>83936184
They probably dragged him around. I doubt they cared much about his wellbeing

>>83936207
o my dayz

>>83936215
I would let her kiss me.

>>83932943
BRAVO

>>83934060
There's a parody called knock knock we want your cock or some dumb shit. I haven't seen it but maybe it's what you're looking for

>>83935375
>>83933641
>cuban
How'd she even escape Castro's socialist paradise?

>>83936207
Does Keanu at least touch a titty in this movie? I don't want him to be teased like that.

what film?

>>83936428
john wick 2

>>83936428

Go be spoonfed somewhere else, lazy faggot.

>>83936501
lol shut up you neckbeard faggot
we don't all spend 100% of the time on the internet you loser

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>>83932638
she looks great as a blonde. and has great tits for her body.

>>83936532
>we don't all spend 100% of the time on the internet you loser

Projecting much?

>>83932638
>implying Keanu couldn't do better than those 6.5/10s

>>83936564
Those are implants, anon.

>>83936564
why does she get naked so much
is she a slut ;_;

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>>83936585
well, you have to prove it

>>83932678
Holy fucking shit, why wont this happen to me?

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CRASH? CRASH? YOU'RE GONNA CRASH MY PLANE? YOU'RE GONNA CRASH MY FUCKING PLANE? WHY? WHY? BECAUSE I BROUGHT YOU ABOARD? YOU CAME ABOARD! YOU CAME ABOARD! YOU CAME TO MY PLANE YOU CAME TO ME! I GOT YOU THE DOCTOR, I TOOK OFF YOUR HOOD, I CARED WHO YOU FUCKING WERE BEFORE YOU PUT ON THE MASK, YOU WANTED IT! YOU WANTED IT, YOU CAME TO ME! WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO? YOUR PLAN WAS WHAT MATTERED! YOUR FUCKING PLAN WAS WHAT MATTERED! IT WAS FREE LOYALTY. FREE FUCKING LOYALTY JUST SHOWS UP AT MY FUCKING PLANE! WE'RE PRISONERS, COME ON, CALL IT IN! NO ONE WILL KNOW! COME ON, CALL IT IN! OH, SHOOT A MAN, THROW HIM OUT A PLANE, IT DOESN'T MATTER! HIRED GUNS, NO SURVIVORS, YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK, YOU'LL JUST CRASH ANYTHING YOU'LL JUST CRASH ANYTHING! WELL YOU LIED TO ME! I LET YOU IN, I'M A BIG GUY, I'M A GOOD AGENT AND YOU JUST FUCKING CAME ABOARD AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA CRASH MY PLANE? REALLY? WHY? WHY? BECAUSE THE FIRE RISES? WHAT THE FUCK FUCK FUCK, I'M FUCKIN IN CHARGE HERE!

>>83936650
is this ana? why does she look so different (in a bad way) here? is it because its her side profile and her chin area is a mess?

>>83936428
>>83935923

>>83936738
that's ana and you are gay.

>>83936569
only the saddest cunts make arseravaged replies like yours to a simple question so no not projecting at all

>>83936925
if it's so fucking simple, how fucking stupid are you for not figuring this out on your own? lmao dig that grave deeper, you mong.