How did he survive so long?

Nuffin'.

By gettin his dick rode all fuckin night

>23 years without sex

This was the hardest concept to grasp, like can you imagine?

>>83929728

He had books and stuff. Probably some video games too.

What the fuck did he eat for 23 years? How much chickenz and watermelons can one ship hold?

>>83929902
lol racism!! haha! go back to /pol/

>>83929823
Can't even go a week without
23 sounds impossible

They would have sent him up with at least the full Steam catalog at the time.

That should have kept him busy.

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It's THIS thread again.
Well let's just get it out of the way:

>DEATHGRIPS
>JACKING OFF ON ANNE HATHEWAY'S PANTIES
>HE WASN'T AWAKE FOR THE ENTIRE 23 YEARS, WATCH THE MOVIE
>DUDE LOVE
>DIVERSITY HIRE
>BLACK PEOPLE CAN'T INTO NASA
>CAN YOU IMAGINE NOT HAVING SEX FOR 23 YEARS?

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>>83929728
I GOT THE FEVER

IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

*glass breaks*

GET SO FUCKIN' DARK IN HERE

FUCK YOURSELF FUCK YOURSELF

>>83929902
>>83929931

Admit it, you keked

I'VE SEEN FOOTAGE I STAY NOIDED

My whole life, my whole fuckin' life My whole life, my whole fuckin' life My whole life, my whole fuckin' life My whole life, my whole fuckin' life My whole life, my whole fuckin' life My whole life, my whole fuckin' life My whole life, my whole fuckin' life My whole life, my whole fuckin' life My whole life, my whole fuckin' life My whole life, my whole fuckin' life My whole life, my whole fuckin' life My whole life, my whole fuckin' life My whole life, my whole fuckin' life My whole life, my whole fuckin' life My whole life, my whole fuckin' life

>>83930095
based pusyposter

BLO BLO BLO BLO BLO BLO BLO BLO

you got no business questionin a THANG

>>83929931
Do you need a safespace?

BASS RATTLE STARS OUT THE SKY

SYSTEM

SYSTEM BLOWER

>>83929778
by the kinda girl that knows how to keep her shit tight

FUCK A BITCH YOU HEARD WHAT I SAID

TRIPLE SIX
FIVE
FORKED
TONGE

>>83929823
> decades without sex...
> people of /tv/ ever having sex...

FUCK IS THAT A HAIRSTYLE

AND I'D DO IT ALL AGAIN

of course i can make you scream but if you ask for more
BULLSHIT NOT INTO IT

>listening to memegrips

>>83930616
>listening to music

lmao

>>83929728
I FUCK THE MUSIC

>>83930795
I MAKE IT CUM

>>83929728
Baneposting

>>83929728
Love.

TRIPLE SIX FIVE FORKED TONGUE

CHOOSE THIS LIFE YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN

FUCK

>>83929823
hahaha yeah right? so unrealistic ahahaha

Ursa major, significance minor

>>83929931
nigger

YOURE FIT TA LEARN THE PROPER MEANING OF A BEATDOWN

*insert death grips lyrics*

>>83929931
this is pol. just suck it up.

>>83929823
he kept the girls used underwear fresh in vaccum sealed space

and brought them inside whenever he needed a fap

its basically the same as sex

>>83929728
I'M BOUNCIN'
WOOP
WOOP

>>83929728
He says he did a lot of research. None of which they ever seem to use. Did he waste his life?

>>83929823
Well I just turned 23 last month and I'm still a virgin... soo....

>>83930641
lmfao god damn

>>83934109
....uhm what

Do you know the meaning of sex?..