They literally did nothing wrong.

Thats hot

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Paris 4 President 2020

>>83928956
not gonna lie, i wouldnt mind watching an adult programme with these 2 and a buncha cocks

Why doesn't Nicole Richie acknowledge her black side?

i remember this show being genuinely funny and entertaining when they were interacting with like old people and shit. they were hamming it up good for the show too. if you viewed it as a comedy where they're just fucking with people it's pretty good. way better than the successor, kardashian "realty" show that follows the formula of a 90s family sitcom.

Did they create any footkino?

>>83929270
Yea people don't understand that they knew what they were doing, they playing up being dumb blondes for the show because its more entertaining

>>83929367
Really dumb blondes playing really really dumb blondes on TV

>>83928956

Paris has lovely penis toes. It's one of her trademarks

>tfw paris hilton checks her phone while you're fucking her

>>83929405
they're not as dumb as you think, they were being clowns on purpose

obviously you took the bluepill

The episode where they fuck things up at the Sonic restaurant made me giggle like the retarded mongoloid that I am.

I never realised that 'Paris Hilton' is pretty much a character. I've met her in real life and she's a genuinely lovely, well spoken and pretty smart person

>>83929848
>met her irl
story time, bro

>>83929405
Paris is actually pretty smart, don't know too much about Nicole Richie though.

>>83928956
>They literally did nothing
FTFY

>>83930000
Quads have spoken, sorry bro i was lying really didn't meet her

>>83930000
really not much to it, I used to do porter/dogsbody type work at the Hyatt hotel in London, she was doing some sort of event in town and was staying there (not at the Hilton, lel) and so I had a few interactions with her when she needed stuff delivered to her room like drinks or bags/shopping. She was nice, had a little chin wag with her which you're not supposed to do but she initiated, tipped generously as well.

Bare in mind this was ~2009 I think so when the whole 'Paris Hilton' craze had died down so she didn't need to be in character any more

nice lady

>>83930211
>the Hyatt hotel

her great grandpa must be rolling in his grave

>>83928991
fund it

>>83930241
it was really bizarre why she stayed there when there are much nicer hotels in London that she could easily afford but I didn't ask questions

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Paris killed Britney

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>>83928956
paris hilton is like a saint compared to these fuckers

>>83930029
Nicole Richie is apparently a music virtuoso and can play almost every instrument to autistic rain man levels.

>>83930349
why are those two so fat

>>83930349
>paris hilton is like a saint compared to these fuckers
explain

>>83930349
>Bruce Jenner a man's man
>Kim an innocent teen
>the fat one was always the fat one
>Kris already plotting everyone's demise

>>83930540
I blame the mom for all of it. She sold all of their souls just to become even more famous and rich then she already was.

>>83930211
hah, thank for sharing

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I don't think there's anything more pointless than a flat bimbo.

>>83930351
IMPRESSIVE

>>83930736
dont need big tits to suck cock. just saying

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>>83928956
I thought she was really good in REPO!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVTAf4FAXaU

>>83930800
people watched this movie?

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Paris had a main role in The Hillz, which is hands-down the worst movie I have ever seen
On the other hand she wasn't too bad in House Of Wax
Her BJ vid remains one of my favorite go-to faps

Women: don't treat us like objects!*

* unless you pay us and make us famous, then it's okay.

Fucking whores.

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>>83930928
>that flat white girl ass

Paris Hilton is actually smart. the dumb blonde party slut was a act.

>>83930891
>After initial theatrical release and DVD sales, fan support has caused Repo! The Genetic Opera to be played in select theaters for the duration of 2009 and well into 2014, some with "shadow casts" in which a group of actors and performers re-enact the film in front of the big screen while the film is playing on stage,[12] much like the followers of The Rocky Horror Picture Show. It was re-released in a special screening at the 2010 San Diego Comic-Con International

>>83930996
the dumb part was an act, the rest not so much

>>83928991
Would this be the first time two US presidents have fucked each other? Almost got that with Hillary. but this would be even better.

>>83930349
Does this prove "muh genetics" is real?

>>83930736
Paris has (had?) great tits, they're super aesthetic

t. rewatched the sex tape a few days ago

>>83930800
>>83930928
wtf, I love paris hilton now

>>83928991
Paris v Kanye 2020

>>83931323
vs trump vs the rock

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>>83931323
The first time in American history when a presidental campaign is also a porno

>>83930349
Kim really is pretty huh

>>83931443
I can't decide if shes pretty or looks like a man..

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>>83931472
how about "looks like a pretty man"?

Paris has gargoyle like feet would not bang!

>>83931472
I cant decide if youre gay or not (you are)

>>83930928
house of wax was pretty good for mid-00s slasher trash. i think it will be remembered fondly

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>implying this shit isn't pop gold
baka

>>83931610
its okay to like girls who look like boys,friend.

>>83931960
I still get this song stuck in my head sometimes.

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>>83928956
This show was unironically good.
pretending to be retards bimbos are the best.

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>>83931960
Prefered High Off My Love tbqhwyf

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>Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

>>83931960
>>83931998
what song

>>83932058
>she will never do porn again
fuck me give me a skinny blond porn slut to fap to

>>83932064
Jungle Fever

>>83932082
Dakota Skye

>>83932082
Alexa Grace

>>83932058
Would unironically marry.

>>83932094
>google her videos
>get this as first link
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4575288/Porn-star-charged-domestic-battery.html

>>83928956
FUCK YOU PARIS YOUR SEXTAPE WAS SHIT. I FELL ASLEEP WATCHING IT.

IT TOOK ME 1 WHOLE WEEK TO DOWNLOAD YOUR SHITTY TAPE AND I GOT WAS SOME LOUSY BJ. FUCK YOU

>>83929076
>Nicole Richie
>black

she was adopted

>>83932222
>wasted quads
>talking to chimps

>>83932222
Well this sounds shady as hell.

> Richie was born in Berkeley, California, and has Mexican, English, and African-American ancestry.[1][5][6] Her biological father is Peter Michael Escovedo, who is the brother of Sheila E,[7] and her biological mother is Karen Moss. When she was three years old, her biological parents agreed to let her move in with Lionel Richie because they could not afford to provide for her financially. "My parents were friends with Lionel," she told People in 2003. "They trusted that they would be better able to provide for me."[8] Initially, Lionel Richie became her guardian.[9]

>>83932082
keri sable

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>>83932149
>SOME LOUSY BJ
I like it
It isn't some dull-as-fuck porn scene or even some sticky amateur thing; just a pretty 19-year-old chick with nice little tits giving a BJ to her BF. When she says "You're gonna choke me!" in such a girlish voice usually finishes me off well before the ending.

>>83928956
>SANATSAAAAAA SANATSAAAAAAA

what did they mean by this?

>>83932438
she was fucking 19 at the time?
damn

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Paris Hilton is a sex weapon

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>>83930349
>mfw young Kim looks exactly like my gf now
wew lad

>>83933383
Kims the one on the right

>>83933404
Yeah she looks exactly like her, it's spoopy

>>83930349
>me in the back

>>83930211

I cringed

>>83933404
heh heh

>>83930211
>chin wag
Literally had to google this.

Is this some kind of retarded britcuckspeak?

>>83929421
>implying I could fuck her for more than 30 seconds without cumming

>>83932149
Her tape wasn't bad, you just have to skip the boring parts. The bj itself was nice from what I remember.
Wouldn't mind putting my d in her vag if you get what I'm saying

>>83928956
Any pit pics of Paris?

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>>83934458

>>83934528
pit whore

>>83931323
Basically idiocracy

>>83934949
haha oh man, what an original comparison to make XD

>Comfy show about two socialites having to do normie things, while interacting with regular people in good natured, fish out of water exchanges
vs
>Shows where rich people do rich people stuff, talk about how much money they have and are generally spiteful cunts about each other and everyone else

It all went so wrong.

>>83934528
Nice

>>83928991
Imagine her getting fucked by every single world leader at the 2020 UN conference.

The BJ is a classic

Paris gave me a tranny fetish.

They must be so pissed today's social media didn't exist when this show came out.

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I own the Tokyopop Cine-Manga of the series.

>>83932082
Maddy Rose

>>83936079
Trudeau would just watch.

>>83932058
>>83932438

Damn you. You've made me sexually attractive to that vapid whore. That short haircut really suits her.

Great show for some light edging followed by blowing your load to her sex tapes.

>>83937549
>being attracted to a vapid whore is bad
Marrying one is. Fucking one certainly isn't.