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Because it's impossible to break into movie stardom in the age of the internet without being 6'+. It's literally the first thing women google about you. The days of the Cruises and Clooneys are over, now is the time of the Hemsworths and Pratts.

>>83926394
I wonder what kind of shoes Gal is wearing

>>83926435
>women
>looking up rich guy's height

Oh sweet summer child

>>83926466
None

>>83926466
Flats probably

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>>83926435
whoa back off of the internet for awhile

>>83926478
>>83926494
Manlets detected

>>83926494
It's true. Think of the male stars that broke into stardom in the last 10 years, how many were under 6'?

>>83926543
I'm 5'5 I'm not a so called manlet

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>>83926584
>I'm 5'5

>>83926543
autist detected. Women do not give a flying fuck about height if you are a rich as long as you are not a midget. Hell, Verne Troyer has had hotter women than probably 99.9% of this board.

>>83926573
half of the avenger's cast are manlets. Hollywood is dominated by manlets and they often lie about their height anon.

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>>83926394
pretty obvious gal is wearing flats and they are hidden

I mean, the distribution of height would probably look similar if everyone wasn't wearing heels in that picture.

>>83926660
>Hollywood is dominated by manlets
Yeah, the ones who broke in before google existed.
Tom Hardy and Fassbender are the two exceptions I can think of, and Fassbender claims to be 6' and has a big dick to compensate.

>>83926625
Vern Troyer doesn't get anything but whores he pays for. I bet you a million I've fucked hotter chicks than that freak.

>>83926435

5'8" here and let me tell you some thing you piece of fucking shit.

I'm handsome af and have a babyface that allows me to pull easy teen pussy because of it. You should see the tight little bodies I've fucked. I have a 6.5in dick and not a single girl I have ever banged has failed to text/call me for a bootycall late at night. I embrace any challenge I get from someone who tries to stand in my face and intimidate me with their height, because it's pathetic. Low center of gravity, fast reflexes, and ridiculous core strength will allow me to either 1) quickly take you to the ground where I will stomp your fat face or 2) out last you with endurance because your shitty, overweight frame required to ground that extra height made you more tired. I make 90k a year as an mid-level engineering manager at Ford (I'm 25 btw, they will most likely promote me to upper management within the next 2-3 years). I fuck shit up in every single sport and would destroy any of you (minus basketball where skill/talent is substituted out for height). I've been compared to Messi in my soccer style. Quick dribbling and cutting in between every opponent in front of me. I scored 95 goals throughout my high school varsity soccer career. I made the varsity football team freshman year as starting runningback but soccer and football were the same season so I couldn't dominate both.

Sports I would destroy you at in order
Soccer
Football
E-sports
Baseball
Endurance running
Tennis
Golf
Footgolf
Ping Pong
others

I know you. Ugly is a given. Probably curly hair. Tried to grow a beard but it was patchy and you were sad for awhile about that. Struggling to find a way to validate yourself you took to reminding everyone how you're "Over 6 feet tall!", as if that was some sort of cutoff for being a man. When in reality you're just as pathetic as every other self-hating wannabe piece of shit out there, yet you have somehow convinced yourself you've won the genetic lottery.

Fuck you loser.

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1 Around a hot tall guy, you get to wear heels with reckless abandon without worrying that you will tower over him!

2 They are born knowing how to pick you up and throw you on a bed :p

3 When you are near a hot tall guy, you feel safe, like nothing can happening to you because other people are intimidated by tall people.

4 You feel safe when they hug you, and your height matches theirs in such a way that your ear hits their heart and you can hear it beat.

5 When they hug you from behind they can rest their chin on your head and grab you, causing you to melt a little bit inside.

6 You can turn their sweaters and shirts into dresses. Just throw on some pumps and hit the club, gurl!

7 Hot guys who are tall and big can reach stuff off the top shelf for you, and when they do you can stare at them and watch as their muscles flex.

8 All tall hot guys are sexy when sitting down because they are so tall that they have to slouch, meaning their legs are spread open kind of and just yessss.

9 Tall guys look great in clothes because clothes are made with tall people in mind. Plus it's really cute when they roll their pants up to show some of their socks, a look that only tall people can pull off effectively!

10 They have healthy genes.

11 You will never have to wear kitten heels/ be conscious about your shoe choice/worry about looking taller than your man.

12 People who love tall guys know that the act of looking at a tall dude is an act of seduction because you have to look up at him and just omg.

14 Sometimes a hot guy is so tall that holding his hand is awkward so you hold his bicep instead, which is just as good!

15 Because when your hot tall man friend takes you to concerts, he can see everything but will use his domineering height to comb through the crowd to make sure you get to see, too.

20 When you share a bed with a hot tall guy at night it's easier to get into his little nook.

>>83926731
>new kid playing spider-man
>zac efron
>Jesse eisenberg
>dane dehaan
>dylan o'brien
>Taylor Lautner
>jeremy renner
>josh hutcherson
>oscar isaac
>Dave franco

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21 Struggles Of Being A Short Girl Dating A Really Tall Guy

1. Talking in loud bars can be super awkward, because one person is on their tiptoes while the other is having to slouch, and you’re both having to yell.

2. Pretty much everyone you meet — even random people on the street — make comments on your height difference. You hear “Wow, he’s really tall!” or “Do you even go up to his belly button?” about once a day.

3. You also get a lot of dirty comments about all the possibilities of the height difference.

4. Sometimes you have to call him over to reach things for you, which kind of makes you feel like a little kid. (But secretly it’s kind of nice to have someone to reach on top of the cabinets!)

5. Standing-up kisses can look hilariously awkward.

6. Any time you take a photo, you can guarantee that someone’s going to make a comment about it. (Probably a joke about not being able to get the two of you in the frame.)

7. The awkward dad-hug where the tall guy has to bend allll the way down so he’s not just wrapping her neck in some kind of weird choke-hold.

8. Going to concerts together, you want to run straight to the front, while the guy is a little self-conscious of messing up everyone’s view.

9. Sitting on his shoulders means that you’re, like, 10 feet tall — which is honestly kind of terrifying.

10. When you walk through crowded streets together, he often doesn’t understand that you’re having a hard time navigating, or would rather go where there are fewer people (because he doesn’t have any trouble seeing over the crowds.)

11. People always ask why you picked someone “so tall” or “so short,” as if you chose each other because of the height difference.

>>83926879
12. When you wear the highest heels you have, you’re still hilariously shorter than him, but to you it feels like you’re finally a tall person!

13. Sometimes, he hangs out with other tall friends and when they talk in a group, you kind of feel like a little kid in a circle of adults.

14. Everyone asks you if he plays basketball. Constantly.

15. (Sometimes, he does play basketball, and you feel like a cliché when you answer “yes.”)

16. You sometimes feel like you should be exercising your ability to wear ridiculously high heels, even though you just want to wear flats.

17. Posing for group pictures can be near-impossible.

18. Traveling in the backs of cars and on planes means a ton of discomfort for him, and you wish you could give him some of your legroom just for him not to suffer.

19. You often underestimate just how much he can eat, and can expect him to finish your plates when you go out (even if you were planning on taking it home!).

20. Friends asking if he has any brothers or friends (or basketball teammates).

21. Wearing his clothes becomes absolutely hilarious on you. There’s no such thing as “boyfriend jeans” or “wearing his shirt to look casual and cute.” His shirts become muumuus on you. But it’s okay, you just wear them as nightgowns! TC mark

>>83926394

acting really is a feminine profession, he's a grown god damn man wearing high heel boots.

>>83926860
didnt all of those actors break into fame playing roles pandering to young girls?

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>>83926584
>I'm 5'.....

>>83926819
>Being this insecure

Its a shame that the short are also mentally short sighted as well

>>83926879
>>83926901

delete this lanket

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>>83926584
>5'5
>not a manlet

>born to spic family
>drank milk like an absolute madman
>6'2
>in my entire family, cousins and all, im probably the tallest
>never ever have to tip toe

feels good

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>>83926394
>Women wear 10 inch heels
>If a man in flats is shorter than this he's a beta cuck

>>83926819
pasta or not, thank you bro.

I've never been terribly insecure about my height but you really gave me some good imagery that hardwork pays off. Sports, fitness, health, style, game, shit doesn't matter as long as you work at it.

Wherever you are, have a solid day bro.

>>83927169
Are you me?
I also have light skin, green eyes, and brown hair. People don't even know I'm a full blown born in Mexico taco until they ask where my name is from.

>>83927169
Tiptoeing can't make you white.

>>83926819

good for you bro. Never been conscious about my height but last week when I was waiting at the elevator a tall woman with heels kept eyeing on me. I'm pretty good looking with average height (5'7 1/2) and she's quite cute as well, In any other day I would have introduced myself but the fact that she's 5'7 + heels got me spaghetti'ed.

Fucking /fit/ and /tv/, sometimes this manlet meme gets to me. but i'm glad that other "manlets"are alpha as fuck

>>83926832

>Manspreading is hot if you're tall

CAN'T STOP WINNING

>>83926625
>if you are a rich as long as you are not a midget
because they're not thinking about every attribute about you at every second. someone post the taylor lautner picture.

>>83926819
Yeah but can you reach the peanut butter on the top shelf? I can.

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>>83926625
>>83927496

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>>83926672
Holy fuck how can those oompa loompas protect her!

>>83927243
Might as well highlight everybody wearing high heels

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>tfw 6'3"
am i a manlet?

>>83926832
Why are 1 and 11 the same

>>83926819
>>83927266
>>83927355
>manlets needing reassurance from other manlets
You think 6'+ people need to read fake stories on the internet to feel better about themselves? Do moms tell their girls to find someone short dark and handsome? how often do women say their ideal man is average height? tell yourself whatever you want, but you're at best coping with a disability. Women are only settling for you. You would undoubtedly be better if you were taller, no matter how good you think you are. How often does tom cruise get made fun of for his height despite him being incredibly successful even when only compared to other movie stars.

By the way, 5'7" is short not average and only children add count 1/2's

>>83927740
who is the fatty

>>83926819
I'm you, but 6'1.

>>83926584
>I'm 5'5
>not a manlet

You're right. Manlets look down on you and laugh.

>>83927797
Me

>>83927243
Kaya like "jeez these manlets are annoying"

https://youtu.be/6gCXmON0YoQ?t=49

>i don't want to be bob sfog...

>>83927636
>>83927496
And then Taylor Lautner proceeds to smash a chick much more attractive than both those sluts. Man, I feel so bad for him.

why does this site always shit on "manlets"? its not our fault we failed to reach your impossible standards. shit on the fattties all you want but why hate on "manlets"?

also 5'8 is average american height retards

>>83928462
>>also 5'8 is average american height retards


>i am so small that I include old people in my statistics to feel better about myself

>>83927760
one for each shoes, anon

>>83928462
>5'8 is average american height retards

why do insecure americans keep moving the average height down

2 years it was 5'10, then 1 year ago it was 5'9
you're a fucking manlet dude just accept it
I'm 5'10 and I still feel short most of the time, most people who go outside are like 5'11+

>>83926832
>you have to look up at him and just omg.

pulitzer when?

you dont have to be tall to be a good actor but you have to be tall so people will take you serious as a superhero, thats why RDJ never had a problem with his heigh before but now

>>83926819

As a fellow manlet, you sound pretty god damn insecure if you need to write this big of a TL;DR about it.

Assuming it's true anyway.

>>83926394
chris pine looks like that black guy in the simpsons baseball episode where the guy kept sucking soda thhat makes your head larger

>>83928676
whenever some anon posts their height in here i always make it a point to subtract at least 2 in because you're all lying pieces of shits. so you would be 5'8 and the manlet sperging out would be 5'6. must be some spic

>>83927828

bro you're more lanklet than fatty, he's talking about the broad

>>83928779
that doesnt make any sense. tom cruise has been action superstar for decades and hes like 4'11

>>83926832
>20 When you share a bed with a hot tall guy at night it's easier to get into his little nook.

WHAT

>>83928015
>Taylor Lautner proceeds to smash a chick
wew lad, he likes dick

>>83926394
I see no problem with this. I would honestly wear cowboys boots if i could get away with it and im 6'2. I would try to be badass like Clint Eastwood but people would just call me a fag trying to be like clint eastwood.

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>>83926832
>manlets btfo

>>83928903
action star is not some superhero kids know from comics and identify as strong and tall

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>>83926819
>Sports I would destroy you at in order
>Sports I would destroy you at in order

>>83929282
>can't refute anything i said about having height makes you better
>proceeds to check grammar nazi

i'd fucking punch you in the face lanket if i ever saw you

>>83926832
>6 You can turn their sweaters and shirts into dresses. Just throw on some pumps and hit the club, gurl!


I fuucking haaaaaaaaaaate women

>>83926819
>there are people on 4chan who can't recognize pasta

The fuck happened to this place

>>83929320
>haha I'm successful despite being short, anti-manlets btfo

You know there are people who are successful and tall, right? Literally better than you in all areas you've boasted about, but also 6 feet and taller.

All the success in the world won't make you not a manlet.

You're successful, sure, but a successful manlet.

>>83926819
I'm thinking of starting a porn website where short guys fuck tall good looking women. Considering the popularity of Blacked I think it's super easy to cash in on impotent rage of sexually frustrated lanklet dweebs

>>83928015

he's a fag you idiot

>>83929397
>You're successful, sure

And you're some faggot that shitposts on the internet

>>83929479
DWARFED
Might work.

>>83926394
What the fuck is Patti Jenkins wearing?

Hey, need responses please :

Would you rather be 6'1, and have a 7 inch dick but a weak jaw line (Adam driver face)

Or be 5'11, have an amazing jaw line with an extremely handsome face like tom cruises or any other face you think is attracted BUT you have a 1 inch penis

>>83929800
jfc i'd rather be 6'1. that 1 inch penis is just sad. i can at least fix my face with surgery but no surgery can fix my 1 inch dick

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>>83929907
>>83929800
this. once you devote your life to give pleasure to a few women, you better have girth.

Chris Pine is not good looking. He looks like a fucking mong.

If he wasn't in movies nobody would look twice at him. But thats (((connections))) for you.