/tv/ characters that you will end up like in 20 years
Not even mad
>>83926037
I don't care enough what others think of me to ever fall into a mid-life crisis like his, but I can definitely see my wife leaving me.
>>83926037
like youd bang that hottie hes married to.
>>83926037
A homeowner with a wife and kids?
I'm not a baby boomer. No chance in 20 years to end up as OP as him
>>83926089
Bob fucked some hot bitches and was ripped
Probably had a huge dick too
>>83926217
Too close to home, dillhole.
Fuck /pol/ for doing this to me
>>83926355
Maybe /tv/ could be like your nicotine patch? You can come here to withdraw from 4chan gradually.
>>83926037
An older Artie.
>>83926037
shut up, Bob
>>83926389
>gradually
shit dude. this place specifically /tv/ may ween you off of another shitty place, but then youre stuck here in /tv/ one of if not the worst fucking places on earth.
>>83926403
got to get out of the basement to be artie. plus you'd get arrested pretty quick what with you only talking to and hanging out with children. specially that sweet sweet young Michelle Trachtenberg.
>>83926486
Yeah coming to /tv/ to wean off of 4chan or /pol/itics is like replacing soda with heroin
>>83926556
You blow your wad after like 45 seconds?
>beer ain't drinkin
>>83926516
>Michelle Trachtenberg
Why do amerifats age so poorly?
>>83926613
Sometimes 40
>>83926132
>hot wife
>house
>hot progressive daughter
Is Bob the perfect example of the male boomer?
>>83926086
I fully welcome my inevitable transformation into costanza
minus the obsession with sport part
beta uprising when
Won't even take a week.
See you guys on the other side.
with any luck
>>83926355
>doing this to me
How weakminded could you be to be brainwashed by /pol/?
>>83930051
They're always right, though.
>>83931363
Let me be blunt: You got conned into turning into a neo-nazi by a bunch of shitposters on an anime imageboard.
>>83931363
>/pol/ gets something right
>heh, we're always right
>/pol/ gets something wrong
>WE'RE NOT A HIVEMIND KIKE
ebin
>>83926784
T H I C C
>>83926037
>>83926133
Best post
>>83926037
I'm slowly turning into my uncle that my siblings and I always made fun of. He lived with his parents until they died, and then he died a few years later.
You think you will be alive in 20 years?
>>83931722
>neo nazi
I'm not even /pol/ but stop using msm tier buzzwords and go back to r/movie you fucking faggot.
>>83926037
literally me
>>83931363
exhibit A of brain conditioning
me 3 years from now
But not married to a Monica.
>>83932174
>literally promoting national socialism and defending adolf hitler in 2017
>not neo-nazi
get mad about it
>>83932276
A CIA plant?
>>83932283
We aren't germans redditor
>>83932283
Nazi worship is ironic on /pol/ because it offends people
If sucking dicks would offend SJWs /pol/ would do that the most.
>>83926784
why would you do this to me
coach mcguirk
>>83932263
just in case you don't know, there has been actually a dude who was inspired by this idea and fucked like 10 girls before getting caught, quazlliax or however you spell his name got heat on him.
Quasimodo Predicted All This
>>83933078
why do you know these things anon
>>83930051
Redpill™
Realistically? Hank Moody but without all the women,just the masturbating and without his financial independence.
>>83932358
>>83932324
>Fuck niggers
>Hitler was Right
>Gas the kikes!
>STOP CALLING US NEO NAZI's!!!!
Already there desu, but I doubt I'll have much character development in 20 years so it still counts.
whatever character has been dead for 18 years
fat, alcoholic drug addict that is somehow still alive in his fifties
>>83932263
>>83933078
Need sauce
>>83928693
never
That's why we are betas