Would you like butter on that, handsome?

>>83923200
Where is Robert you cunt?

>>83923200
>y-you too!

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>trip on shoelaces and spill popcorn and drink everywhere
>have to go home and change, and now i've wasted my $39 wonder woman ticket

if a girl compliments me i automatically assume they're making fun of me

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>>83923300
This feel is too real

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Would you like to try our new synthetic popcorn butter? I've been tinkering with it in the lab.

>>83923361
Hi Robert, everything you own is white so I'm not intimidated by you.

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>>83923431
Haha anon, you crack me up sometimes.
I've hidden the detonator inside the bucket. This place is packed with more fertilizer than the family farm. Deus vult, brother.

>>83923546
inshalla,brother

>>83923300
>if a girl compliments me i automatically assume they're making fun of me

They wouldn't do that anon.

They compliment you because they want something. Sell you something. Scam you. A favour. Free shit.

Sometimes it's easy to see, like a group of young gyppo girls in Paris. Sometimes it's harder to, and easy to get suckered in. Like 10 years of marriage to a blood sucking parasite who will fuck off for new cock and take half your shit to finance it.

You think NEET/virginity is bad? There are worse fates.

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>>83923300
>>83923353
I feel that way when anyone compliments me. I never know how to respond, usually change the subject or joke about it. It hurts to live.

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That's sexual harassment. Can I speak to your manager?

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>>83923300
this is true
I have such low self-esteem that I become instantly defensive

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>>83923200
>Yes, please.

>>83923200
What have you done with Robert temptress?

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>>83923200
Mind if I have some, cutie?

>>83923200
>'yeah'
>take popcorn and sit down in theater
>realize halfway through movie she was hitting on me

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>>83923300
>they start throwing popcorn at you

>>83923200
Where is your bull? I'm going to report this to Robert.

>>83923720
Let me insert my penis in the bag first

>>83923200
where is robert, he knows my special order and you are a random whore who already ruined this popcorn

I need four tablespoons of melted butter, not this oil crap my 15 dollar popcorn is ruined

Im reporting you to the peacekeepers, have fun being demoted to the pre-movie mobile striptease you bitch, I hope you accidentally get fucked by the breeding bulls

>>83923361
>When you find out the butter supplier responsible for Jizzmas.

>>83923200
fuck off Roberta, where's Robert? He doesn't make fun of me like this.

>>83923200
Wait, wheres Robert? My wife is on holiday in the country so I thought Robert and I could chill and watch a movie, guess he's got the day off

>>83923300
this

>>83923200
that one time you forgot to ask for a drink after your order and the register qt just gave it to you for free

what did she mean by this?

>Here you are sir.
>Thanks!
>Have a good day.
>You too
>....faggot

Fucking WHY? Why do you pretend to be nice you fucking piece of shit fuck you!