/tv/!!! What is your profession?

>>83920750
OOOGH OOOGH OOGH
college student, 22, northeast illinois

professional shitposter, sir

>>83920750
Toe spreader for 2 years now. Used to be a mechanic

>>83920750
chef for Wendys corporate (6 figures)

Fat depressed balding 27 year old NEET, sire

>>83920750

civil affairs

Boxer

d-dispatcher sir!

Drug dealer

Entrepreneur of fine quality methamphetamines

I sit at home, shit post on /tv/, watch movies, play vidya, and I guess some times I clean the house. My wife works full time.

>>83920928
>35
>$6.75/hour

>>83921152
>$220k/yr

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Sales leader and social media.

coleslaw chef

bum

>>83921144
Do you watch her son for her, too?

28, SharePoint developer

Door Stopper

>>83921303
fuck you buddy. sharepoint is shit

>>83920750
Security guard, 25

>>83921591

Fuck you asshole, i know

Bartender, 24

CEO, 35

>>83922375
How do you like being a bartender? What is the money like? Did you have to attend mixology school?

>>83922507
It's turned me into a cynical alcoholic who has little patience for people, especially ones who consider themselves experts on particular drinks.
Lonely old drunks are great though, you hear some genuinely interesting stories from time to time.

Money's alright and tips are great. I'd have easily fucked multiple drunken bar sluts too if I wasn't a closeted homosexual sadist.

>Mixology school
Nigga just pour the drinks baka senpai if you don't know how to make a cocktail just google it in the back.

>>83922717
See, I could never become an alcoholic so I'm not worried about that. But the only thing I'm worried about is that I'm pretty socially awkward (I'm here, aren't I?) and I have no good stories and nothing interesting to talk about kek

Anyway, just got a job at a bar so I thought I'd ask. It's funny, I just started working there and already all the (female) bartenders want to jump on my dick. There's something about booze that's like a natural aphrodisiac.

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>>83922835
>I could never become an alcoholic

Forklift driver, 24 years old

>>83920750
I'm a pharmacist.

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Railroad signal maintainer. 42

laborer only because the NEET train came to an end

>>83921193
>working 90 hours a day

>>83922835
>tfw been a bartender for 4 years but socially awkward so never gotten laid from it

I drive.

>>83920750
I'm CIA

>>83920989
>CID
you mother fucker

>>83920750
Crab waiter at a local theater.

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SPARTANS IT'S TIME TO STOMP THE YARD

Soon to be a professional drifter living off 300K USD in savings at South East Asia

plan to find a cute wife and buy an expensive rural home

>>83923937
How? Don't you talk to people all day?

>>83924208
PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

>>83924433
Yeah but I'm autistic (as in the medically diagnosed kind) and I continually miss the social cues. I've learned how to hold up a conversation just fine. But I'll often have my work mates come up to me later on and say things like "dude that chick totally wanted to fuck you why did you turn her down?". Meanwhile I'm completely oblivious.

>>83920750
dog babysitter, wannabe musician

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>>83920928
You're a liar, Jack Sparrow.

>>83925276
Do they really call their kitchen workers "chefs?"

>>83925276
that dollar sign counts as a figure

Computer hacker and cracker who causes power outages and knows his expensive beers and wine. Successful writer and author who's a written 28 best-selling novels and paints great works of art. 8th degree black belt in tae kwon do and an expert in other various forms of martial arts.

>>83925276
For Wendy's corporate, dummy. I literally create recipes and rework food to be replicated on a larger scale. I don't work inside a Wendy's.

Film school student

>>83925553
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIRiDuXTT6g

>>83925665

I forgot, I'm also a vegan for health reasons yet have perfect genetics that allows me to get drunk.

Food engineer & micro-brewer wannabe.

>>83920750
pizza delivery monkey, 24

>>83920750
This was a pretty inaccurate scenes. Spartans weren't professional soldiers and didn't consider themselves such. They were farmers who militarily trained heavily from childhood in order to put down slave rebellions

>>83925979

No, they were professional soldiers, they had a slave class called the Helots that did the farming for them. There was another middle class that made all the buildings and armor and weapons and bowls and tables and shit that they would use.

Document Technician

actor

>>83924208
Even as a kid, I thought that shit was stupid.

Project manager in the games industry.

>>83920750
art student
I wanna break into writing and maybe movies someday doing storyboarding or some shit

>>83927064
>Even as a kid
how fucking old are you

Student. I'm going to get my degree this year and I have no idea what I want to do.

Sandwich artist sir.

I'm a sculptor

Intelligence analyst as a civilian and air force reservist

>>83920928
What like $1000.99 a year? (6 digits)

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college student, 20. Studying physics, but I'll head towards some engineering-physics combo in my Post-Grad to become the real-life Tony Stark (fuck you, Elon Musk ain't got shit on me).

I also write some things on the side to relax.

I've been in the navy for 10 years.

10 more to go until pension and the NEET life until I die.

Reporter

>>83920750
History Teacher

>>83920750
>>83920750
>>83920750
Librarian as a day job to keep my family off my back.
In reality I work in a sexual cartel, like we have prostitutes and a date system, etc, Im in charge of finantial stability among other shit.

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>>83920750
meme painting

>>83920750
I'm a freelance illustrator for Cd Projekt Red and I paint backgrounds for an upcoming medieval fantasy cartoon.

>>83927130
Storyboarding can consume your life and soul while killing your desire to draw. I've never done it but I've heard the same story from every storyboarder I've ever talked to. But on the flip side you make a fuckload of money. Think of your goal of storyboarding as a step toward a more fulfilling goal.

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kinoplex employee

Bouncer/drug dealer.

>>83920750
Food-safety-testing-strip-maker! OOH! OOH! OOH!

It's boring as fuck, looking to make the jump to R&D and/or a public health lab soon.