/tpg/ Twin Peaks General

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>>83919193

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1st for cute maid.

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YOU ARE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA

>>83919240

MISSISSIPPIIIIIII

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HELLLLLOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOO

Rhonda best girl

>>83919240
NEVADA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>83919193
only 25 days and /tpg/ is is dying, what a joke of the fanbase.

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Ask me anything

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Post more Chrysta Bell jerk off encouragement girlfriend experience erotic ASMR kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpsisSk_cYE

>>83919224
it's like poetry

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>>83919300
only 25 days and /tpg/ is is dying, what a joke of the fanbase.

>>83919333
Was she wet?

>>83919333

How many years you been smoking?

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FUCK GENE KELLY

>>83919388
Let's not and say we did.

The Missing Pieces should not be taken as canon.

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Windom Earle is inquestionably the best part of season two, simply because what enshrouds the Deleuzian representation of negation in “The Black Lodge” is by nature (W)indom (E)arle. We, the pure ample aspiration, the capital v-Viewer are held fantastically in a grip of pleasure as "solicitude", certainty as “knowingness” and “The Black Lodge” as ontological blockchain/godhead. TMFAP is absolute fact in opposition but the baroque villainy of WE's (and any Lovecraftian) the same sin to die “now” as on the path to Madness. The conditional “It” (DC) creates nothing in response, Earle's own humanity is reflected in his oeuvre of disguise-personalities. (performed) To WE (& the normative Cooper &Briggs) the Implacability of unsure sentiment is Earle’s selfenforcing principle, pleasure--simplicity. In Palmer, the reprised intelligences move towards psychosomatic transgression. WE's sickness is symptom & myth unlike the Palmer daughter his active agent is not important, but “normal” and yet pronouncedly considerable as such, bidding. “We a the, of not can he.” The subject of Earle is in an undiluted terrace viewed viewers become wrote wonders, noting nothing Indian anyhow in the Black Lodge (negation).

>Then, there’s Earle, the something coupling with Lodge entities, (call it “force”, of what? of course: illusion. – by since And because of supremacy In ALL perceptions, (rare & cloistered the issue may be) what we then Now view as reality, IS,) [in WE's] subjection a full picture. In an open letter to Kenneth Welsh “Windom Earle” one asks to which if not to want introduction (Mark Frost) gigantic of up wrote run life, (MF) introduction, revelation, dreams, & value system, (MF,MF,DL,MF) ie. AS Windom Earle hAS in the Black Lodge. (the rudimentary transition in S2 of Windom A into form Windom B) Perhaps to “comfyfags“ will greet these upon death, a paradoxical death for those who existence infects.

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How long have you been shitposting in /tpg/? I started coming the day of the finale. Feels like a million years ago now. Ahh, the simpler days.

>you will never finger Laura while sucking on Ronette's clit
anons I...

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What the fuck was his problem?

>>83919483
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEKkOXCsMMk
I refuse to live in a world where this isn't canon.

>>83919521

maybe a day after the premiere aired, i think. i can't believe i've been posting in these cursed threads for so long

>>83919522

Why would you want Leland's semen in your fingers, are you gay or something

>>83919422
You can't imagine how wet she was son

>>83919521
I remember a time before Judy-posting ever existed. Then one day it came in and ate everything away like a cancer. Now there is nothing. /tpg/ is a wasteland that gets 310 replies in an hour but has 4 posters. It is a very sad thing.

>>83919438
I've been smoking for 75 years.I'm 90 years old

>>83919575
>he doesn't want to taste her daddy's dick in her pussy
GAYYYYY

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>>83919248

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>>83919635

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>>83919635
But we don't talk about Judy...

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>>83919664
Fucking faggot chad cant type faster than me ill bet

https://10fastfingers.com/typing-test/english

F GENE
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K

Y KELLY
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MOTHERFUCKER

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>Ike "The Spike" Stadtler was a hitman hired by Duncan Todd.

>In 2014, Stadtler was at a motel recording dice rolls when he received a contract from Duncan Todd, in the form of an envelope containing photographs of Lorraine and Dougie Jones. He visited Lorraine's place of work and stabbed her to death with an ice pick, also killing two of her coworkers in the process. Afterward, Stadtler was visibly upset to realize that the ice pick had been damaged during the assault.

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>>83919710

>>83919737
Why did you just go autistic and explain it like you're writing a newspaper article?

>>83919737

Is this the most Lynch scene from this season yet?

>>83919737
Best performance by Vin Diesel in anything he's been in.

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>>83919789

>>83919388
She is pretty hot, but she has been verifiably been Lynched

>>83919912
Every female in Twin Peaks had been Lynched. Except Heather Graham, which is why she's not in season 3. He holds grudges. So I hear...

>>83919737
>that generic hip hop beat
fire tbqh famalam

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Dougie?

>>83919333
Was Jenny best girl?

>>83920057

It actually made the scene so much better.

>>83920090
>same hair
>same jacket
>same tie

Is Lynch a Simpsons fan?

if next episode is a retarded dougie episode i'm going to stop watching

Harry Dean Stanton will die in 2018 I promise

>>83920230
report this sick fuck for planning to murder an innocent old man

>>83920222
Obviously it is since nothing was resolved at the end of ep 6. It probably won't get wrapped up until ep 9.

>>83920260
I'm from the future you fucking idiot.

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>>83920222
>222
h-hello?

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>>83919912
>she
she's clearly a man. Look at that lump in pic related. It's obviously his junk tucked

>>83920222
>want to get rid of dougiecoop
>get a 2 2 2 jackpot
you fucked up son

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>>83920290
>>83920324
we mr jackpot now

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>>83919737

>Jamie pull up Lorraine's place of work

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>>83919193
What time is it, Stanley?

>>83920409

Top husbando

>>83920057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZnzM8RGfUk

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MARES

>>83920409
Lynch was smart to make the Cable fight scene, but smarter still to cut it.

>>83920484

E A T

>>83920502
What do you mean by this?

It's kino.

>>83920443
Agreed. Will he come back?

>>83919484
This but unironically. Windom Earle singlehandedly saved Season 2. Without him we wouldn't have a reason to watch after the killer was revealed and the masterpiece that is the final episode wouldn't happen, since it was Windom whomst caused Dale to go into Black Lodge.

>>83920598
But making the lodge too literal was already a Frost-tier mistake.

>>83920222
Well with Ike the Spike coming after Coop, he'll either awaken or Mr Magoo his way to victory. Either way, next week is bound to be magical.

>>83920559

I don't think he's on the cast list for this season. I would watch a Chet Desmond movie.

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>>83919193
SOME

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>>83920632
>fifteen minutes of dougiecoop staring at a poster pointing out his boss was a great boxer
man I wonder what's going to happen

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>>83920409
It's Showtime.

>next week opens with Ike's twenty minute graphic rape and murder of Janey-E and Sonny Jim while this blares the whole time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4nAvDXpvHk

>>83920057

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4nAvDXpvHk

>there will never be an 18 hour movie directed by Lynch of women getting murdered in increasingly horrific ways with interludes of puppies enjoying a romp
It's hard to go on living guys.

>>83920663
The boss will beat up the Spike.

>>83920676
>Naomi getting SPIKED
I'm in.

>>83920720
tbqh the return is shaping up to be that if you just play all the episodes back to back

>>83920663
>there will probably be a scene with an elderly man boxing a midget assassin
That one scene alone could make this the greatest show of the century.

>>83920676
>>83920742

Janey-E is canonically a tough dame. She won't go down easily.

>>83920720
Wait for the scene where the Woodie Woodpeckers gangbang Chrysta Bell.

>>83920663

Fuck I hope this happens so bad

>>83919193

Still re-watching seasons 1 and 2 and FWWM before starting S3 - I have the book but haven't read - so it does pay off?

>>83920099
I miss her so much,not like a cigarette but I miss her

>>83920663
Please be true

>>83920637
Damn.
I'd like some closure on his fate at least.

>>83920780
kek

>>83920911

I do expect his character's disappearance to be addressed at some point, but it's impossible to predict Lynch.

>>83919710
take the official test

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FUCK

>>83920984
actually neruolized lol

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>>83920676
I legitimately want this

Was Janey-E always a tough dame in the same way that James was always cool?

>>83920890
Yeah but it's not essential

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijcTx6vBoJw

What does the sound of this music make you feel?

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>I’m gonna laugh when I fuck you, bitch

what did he mean by this?

>>83921198

He meant he's trying too hard to be cool and he can't handle dimes being flipped in the air.

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>>83921198
Watched Blue Velvet one too many times

>>83921183

It makes me feel like I fucking want Dear Tommy already. Goddammit Johnny.

>>83921198
Looks like Edgy Brah here

Someone post the Webm

>>83921198
>>83921238

He's straight up the Blue Velvet/Frank Booth version of the autists who obsessed over Drive and wanted to be like Gosling. It's great.

>>83920548

OATS

>>83921349

OH SHIT I'M FEELING IT

>>83921388
TAKYON

>>83921285
except he's actually handsome

>>83921472

He makes a ton of retarded faces that are great for reaction images. He's a fun character, I want to see a lot more of him.

>>83921446
>>83921388
I LOVE YOU JESUS CHHHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTT LOL
DAE /mu/ MEMES?

>>83921563

Jeff Mangum should play at the Roadhouse at the end of an episode.

>>83921563
cringe

>>83921606
Call for help.

>>83921620

Jeff give two headed boy.

>>83921644
Okay you got a kek out of me.

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>ep 1
1010
>ep 2
10/10
>ep 3
10/10
>ep 4
5/10
>ep 5
7/10
>ep 6
5/10

>>83921610
Screenshotting this so i can post it on r/cringe later

>>83921685
false
9/10
8/10
7/10
6/10
5/10
10/10

>>83921691
cringe

>>83921685

Ep. 6 was maybe my top of the season. There was too many things to list that entertained me.

>>83921691
>>83921727
cringe'd

>>83921685
10
9
10
9
9
5

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>>83921685
>>83921718
Step aside, kids.
>ep 1
10/10
>ep 2
10/10
>ep 3
10/10
>ep 4
10/10
>ep 5
10/10
>ep 6
10/10

>>83921749
I wouldn't say best this season but, it definitely was the funniest.

>>83921727
keep em coming friend :^)

>>83921766
1
1
9
1
1
9

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>>83920650
BODY

>>83921753
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>83921784
And the feeliest.

>>83921787
cringing at you right now, so hard, eughh... cringe!!

>>83921787
;^)

>>83921779
This

>>83921784
Episode 4 was hands down the funniest.
>Albert/Gordon scenes
>cera
>bobby crying
>hellllooooooo

If you don't agree you're a faggot

>>83919664
I bet this guy Colbert posts

>>83921850
CARSICK

>>83921850
hahah normie got lynched
LYNCHED
L
Y
N
C
H
E
D

>>83921788
what did (you) mean by this???

>>83921850
>bobby crying
I laughed my ass off at that scene first time I watched it, but the second time around it gave me massive feels. What happened to me?

>>83919240
GROVE STREET

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Fucking Chad, what the fuck is his problem!?

Makes me REEEEEEEE


t. Andy

>>83921929
Don't look at Andy's gut.

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Where the ladders Dougie drew on his case files because of where his car licence plate ended up?

>>83921990
that's not dougie, that's cooper

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>>83921913
Same.

So, Did Bobby kill anyone?

>>83922071
Wrong. He's Dougie now.

>>83922214
Mike

>>83919240
GONORRHEA!!!

>>83922071
It's been cooper since the car got "lost" but he's still dougie

>>83921913
>>83922169
I found it feelsy first time around desu. His reaction really hit me, I doubt he'd really thought about Laura at least since the end of season 2.
25 years later he walks into a room and there she is.

>>83922214
He killed Mike.

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>>83919240

MALEBOLGIAAAAAA

>>83922235
>>83922263
He's not dougie at all, he's cooper after being put in dougie's position, he's not suddenly dougie just because everyone is calling him that

Dougie Jones.

>its twin peaks the return
>ep 17
>Cooper is still retarded
>James starts riding motorcycle again

>ep 18
>Final filming location is Starbucks
>Series end with Cooper buying grande latte and saying
>"HelllOOOoOOooooo thats good JOE"

>>83922299
Dougie is the name we have given him until he's really coop

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what the fuck is this guy doing

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Two piles of dirt with no real peaks

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>>83922716

Jesus he got hot

How the fuck did he go from looking like some grimy mongoloid porn star to that?

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>>83922716
He reminds me of the magician kid from season two and FWWM.

>dougie jones is one thicc bih video has been deleted

Anon, reupload it, please.

>>83919193
first episode.
diane dont get Sam, get Albert; his team is a little more on the ball.

Coop diddnt want Kief on the case :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRId8aIFDB8

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>>83922716
MAGIC

How is Chad going to get BTFO? Place your bets. Also bravo Lynch. Bravo.

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>>83922977
He won't.

>>83922847
This guy gets it. Young Mr. Tremont / Chalfont is using his magician skills to harness, salt, purify, and recrystallize garmonbozia. He's bringing it over the Canadian border marketed as a Chinese designer drug going by the name of "The Sparkle".

>>83922923
Wow people were so much happier and social back then. What went wrong lol?

>>83922977

His political comments in movies and Twin Peaks are precious.

>>83923023
>need more pseudogarmonbozedrine
>get your smurfs to collect as much as they can
>he has a production facility in Canada where stalls of people are kicked repeatedly in the balls while being reminded of their dead loved ones

I received 20+ reports on my video called "Dougie Jones is one thicc bih" and I believe they came straight from this place. I can't believe you morons are so stuck up, only pussies report! Fuck you and from now on I'm gonna commit myself to turning this place into your nightmare.

>>83922975
>>83922716
Best new character of S3, Getty totally owns the part.

>>83922847
Has Lynch's whole family been involved with the show?

>>83923033
being on a camera used to mean something and that put people at their best

>>83923031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYbe-35_BaA

>you will never go back to 1980 and shoot shit with random strangers.

>>83922923
not being in contact with people 24/7 seemed comfy
>tfw 1996

>>83922923
>that shot of Laura's feet
Is coop /our guy/

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>>83919471

Best part of the season

prove me wrong

>>83919248
I yell this now when I open Overwatch loot boxes

Dougie Jones is one thicc bih and your reports CAN'T CHANGE THAT FACT!!!

>>83919533
He's a manlet

>>83921779
Unironically this

>lynch sick of being told nobody can understand his work
>"lemme slow this shit down for you mouthbreathing retards"
>wahhh why do I have to wait a week between episodes sooooo frustrating (*tweets impotently*)

Hello 4chan friends,

If any of you ask where Audrey is one more time I'm cancelling the rest of the season.

Sincerely, David Lynch

>>83923462
How's Annie?

>387 posts
>13 posters
jesus christ kill yourselves

what is with the black lodge and midgets

>>83923609
partial people for a partial place

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>>83920984

>>83919786
He copypasted it from a Wiki most likely.

man, shelly still looks hot

>>83921685
7/10
7.5/10
8/10
6/10
6/10
7.5/10

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>>83923462
Take your time. Episode 12 onwards will need some goosing.

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>>83923399
this

>>83920409
>disappears
>'let's rock' scrawled on windshield
>box with 2 lights turns into a rock

>>83921749
List.

>>83922557
I refer to them as doop, boop and coop

Hi all! This is my first time posting here so I figure I should provide an introduction of some kind!

I am a Twin Peaks megafan and am super excited aobut the new season! Every episode just has me glued to my television and I've been pouring over every website I can find to find something to ask a question in!

Firstly, do you think that Audrey Horne will arrive soon? And if the answer to that is yes, what do you think she will do when she arrives? Maybe seeing her will be the key for Cooper to remember the forgotten memories he forgot? (Fun fact, originally there was a romance intended between Cooper and Audrey. The reasons it never happened are debatable.)

Hmmm... Thinking over more questions. xD I will come back and update more when I think of some!

ROCK ON AND CHERRY PIE TO YOU ALL!

Cheers,
Scallywag

>>83923896
She's still cute but you can tell she's batshit

>>83924500
You can't know that until you sniff her asshole.

>>83924416
wow this guy's really nice, why can't the rest of you post like this?

I'm interested to see when Audrey shows up as well, at this stage however I don't think she's going to play a huge role unless she's introduced in the next episode or so. More likely she has a one episode cameo, deformed from the explosion and having lost all faith in humanity.

Big part of me wishes that Cooper and Audrey would see each other one more time but I don't think it's going to happen. Again given the pacing I don't even know if Cooper will ever be normal again

>>83924536
Normal. Again.

>>83922921
well, I think Albert is a better agent than Sam/Ches duo. Albert's probably my second favorite character in the original series. He is such an asshole it's great.

Though all the FBI agents, even the minor ones like Roger (the guy who suspends Cooper in S2) seem like pretty competent and cool individuals.

i wanna binge watch this NOW. This is too challenging and frustrating to watch on a week-to-week basis.

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>>83922169
>>83921913
>>83922266
I almost cried at that scene

>>83924536
He's changed. He will never be that Cooper from the previous season ever again.

In Part 3 we saw him (re)born and have been watching him grow (mentally). In Part 18 we will watch him die.

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>all that product placement

>>83924830
Lynch DID film this as one 18 hour long movie, so maybe you should skip the weekly show and binge it in September.

>>83924830
It'd probably be absolutely perfect as some crazy 18 hour special

But Lynch is LYNCHing modern TV all over again

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>This is me, Dale Cooper, age thirteen, currently residing at 1127 Hillcrest Avenue, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. It is a green house with yellow aluminum awnings that Dad bought from Sears to keep the fabric on the couch from fading. I am at present five feet three inches tall, have dark hair, can high jump four feet six inches. Expect at any moment I will begin a growth spurt that will take me to my ideal height of six feet. I have no sisters and one older brother named Emmet who is in college. My room is ten by twelve feet with two windows. I have a desk, bed, clothes chest, and a hook rug my mom made with a picture of a deer. Only people who know the password can come in my room. The word changes every week. This week it is Dark Passage. Above my bed on the wall is my most important personal item, a poster of Jimmy Stewart in the movie The FBI Story which only I can touch. I am talking into a Norelco B2000 reel-to-reel tape-playing recorder that I received as a Christmas present. I gave Dad a bottle of Old Spice and a pair of Totes, and Mom a nonstick spatula set.

excerpted from My Life, My Tapes.

>>83925028
This explains the "Dark Passage" thing leaked by Dugpa months back.

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>>83925028
Dale Cooper is in there somewhere trying to find his way out.

Here's a question... This series is basically an 18 hour movie split into parts. My question is, what scene takes place between the ending of episode 5 and the beginning of 6? At the beginning of 6, the cop comes back and says that he told him 30 minutes ago to leave. Was a scene deleted? Or were some of the scenes rearranged for television?

>>83925132
I don't think anything was supposed to fit in between, if it were a movie they probably would've just faded or cut from the ending of 5 to the beginning of 6.

>>83925132
Rearranged.

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>>83925028
>tfw he made it to his ideal height

>>83925132
He's probably talking about the part at the end of episode 5 where he told Cooper "there's no loitering here, sir" while you were jerking your dick off to ponygirl futanaris

>>83925028
Will we ever meet Emmet Cooper?

>>83924234

>"Jade give two rides" "I BET she did!"
>FUCK GENE KELLY YOU MOTHERFUCKER
>The magician drug dealer doing kung fu moves with the huge nigga smiling in the background
>the reactions from the people after the kid got hit, especially the comedic cut to the driver putting his face in his hands
>Everything about Joe Rogan's rampage
>Dougie's retarded handshake
>Janey-E scolding the thugs
>Richard's reaction while driving to being called a kid

And I'm sure I missed a few.

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>>83925028
>>83925103
>>83925105
>>83925233
This is what Cooper sees when he looks at the statue.

>I got it. I got all of it. But it's mine. Mine and Chip's!

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>>83925105
Tbh seeing Cooper like this upsets me so much, knowing he isn't fully himself but still some of him is in there. Never felt that way about a TV character before desu

>>83919248
HELLLOOOOOooooo-OOOOO!

>>83925315

Will Chip finally be able to buy a phone!?

>>83919267
>>83919248
I want to be visited by the jade of 2 rides

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>>83925320
>tfw the journey of the long treacherous trek through hell and back is not only the tale of Cooper, but Twin Peaks, and getting LYNCHED in general

>>83925419

It's a path we must all walk.

>>83919536
Wait, what was coming out of his ass?

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>>83925416
>you will never get a ride from Jade
>let alone two rides

>>83919193
>"read the book nerds"
>why are you alive

>>83925476
the shititacomeaoutta his ass

>>83922847
I knew that kid was Lynch's son, he's identical to his dad.

>>83922716
thought it was an even gayer henry rollins

i was right

>>83925419
After getting Carl Rodd's commentary on the decline of American culture, you've got to look at the Dougie Jones story as a slice of the same shit pie. Yeah, a lot of the story isn't told in Twin Peaks. That's because the country's gone to shit and Twin Peaks might as well be Oz compared to the spiritual wasteland America has become. Coop has to venture his way back to Twin Peaks and back to an awareness of his true self while navigating his way "through the shit" of greed, and vice, and decay. Janey needs to send away for a golden shovel and get me one while she's at it.

>>83925105
>More red balloons

Why? Can static electricity carry the spirits too?

frost said this season was inspired by his father's descent into alzheimers and you know you don't ever get people back from that

hahaha i mean l y nc hD

>>83925591
I honestly don't think the balloons mean anything other than "hey look at this thing over here."

White hair Leland or normal Leland? Who do you choose? Why isn't there a Twin Peaks fighting game yet?

>>83925656
3 times though?

>>83925713
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMARES EAT OATS AND DOES EAT OATS AND LITTLE LAMBS EAT IVY
A KID'LL EAT IVY TOO, WOULDN'T YOU?

>>83925717
What are the three? What's the common thread?

>Fuck you, Gene Kelly, you motherfucker

what did he mean by this?

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Dear Anonymous 4chan friends,

I, like many of you, have been enjoying the return of Twin Peaks. But has anyone enjoyed it so much they want to see the lodge in person? Consider TM. It's what Agent Cooper practices and it works, it's changed David Lynch (co-creator of Twin Peaks) for the better! Also, consider making a donation to the David Lynch Foundation. At the DLF, we want to bring TM to as many young people as we can. Also, I hope you kids enjoyed the rare hip-hop beats heard in episode six. The 'Jump Around' guys wanted too much money.

Be well.

>>83925599
FROSTED

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>>83924830
Trolls mock the ratings but Showtime can now throw an 18 hour movie event on for special occasions.

>>83925132
You're an idiot my man

>tfw no naomi watts waifu who makes you sandwiches and scolds thugs

jdimsa

>>83924830
Lynch decided on a weekly release. Binge watching is bad anyway. It's like devouring a fine steak in 10 seconds. You have to pause between bites, enjoy the flavors before having more.

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>>83925748
Four times now. Behind methfu, behind Janey-E, behind the statue and now behind Tony.

>>83926066
>>83925717
>>83925656
>>83925591
Do you think it has something to do with that ash covered hobo from Shaggy's prison cell? His head sort of floated off like a balloon too.

Maybe it symbolizes our inner struggle against the evils inside us and our ability to control it floating away like a bubble.

What if there end up being 99 red balloons?

>>83925933
How am I an idiot, you cunt? Episode 5 ends with Cooper staring at the statue. Episode 6 begins 30 minutes later with Cooper still staring at the statue.

>>83926185
Hast du etwas Zeit für mich?

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>>83926143
Everything floats away like a bubble in Lynchyworld.

>>83926025

She is the GOAT wife. She pretty much immediately forgave Dougie for two rides Jade.

>>83925599

People seem to forget that since Showtime mostly left them to their own creative control, Frost was basically the only person that could have told Lynch "no" to something. And Frost approved everything we've seen in S3 so far.

>>83926267
>>83925205

>>83926143
Bubbles burst is the more likely metaphor.

>>83919248
>>83919267

>>83919248

"HELLLOOOOOooooo-OOOOOO!"

Thank mr Jackpot

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SOPRANOS DID IT

>>83926545

MOBY CONFIRMED

>>83920598
They should've kept the lodge as an ambiguous dream-place like in episode 3.

Same thing with Bob - they should've never directly acknowledged that he was a demon

>>83922847
Except the magician kid was actually cool.

>>83926603
S2 finale is literally the best and most special episode in the series. Everything that the show had to do with its characters and its mythos in order to make that episode happen was worthwhile.

>>83919193

CHET GIVE SAM STANLEY THE GLAD HAND

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Frank said there was a fish...in the percolator...

cooper is looking for someone to shepherd him into the next world like he did for leland in season 2 and laura in FWWM. someone to tell him he did okay and he can let go

>>83924987
PABST BLUE RIBBON

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HELL GOD BABY DAMN NO

119 = 911

Who /ChetDesmond/ here?

>>83926872

Nah, that's a real stretch. You're crazy.

FWWM > Twin Peaks

So from those leaks that mentioned the kid getting hit by the car we also have Richard murdering the woman that saw his face, the sheriff (or at least a police officer) coming out of the RR with gun drawn, and Shelly clinging to the hood of a car while it's moving. The murder should happen next episode at least. Not sure about the other stuff.

>>83927013
>Shelly
becky (amanda seyfried) is also a server at a bakery

>>83927013
Spoiler tags plz

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>>83926791
>tfw no toiletfu

>>83924830
>trying to avoid spoilers on /tv/ for months
good luck

>>83927335
The spoilers were leaked like last year by people who watched the filming. We only now have context because one of them was right.

>>83926915
The boxer poster in the boss' office reminds Cooper of Chester Desmond and his pugilism. Looks like him. Chester Desmond reached for the ring and was sent back in time where he became a celebrated boxer under an assumed name. This is CANON FACT!!!

>>83921198
I hate this character. I think I even feel like punching his face. I never felt this way before for a character on TV O_O

>>83922836
Doesn't even look like the same person...

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>>83922836
>Jesus he got hot

>gays
>in/ tpg/
Get out

>>83926545
Were the Finnerty scenes in the black lodge ?

Did Part 7 really leak in Croatia?

why is she so hot?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQcKNEp89Js

>>83927647
>not in heaven
don't care

I miss Dick Tremayne. Kind of wish he at least got a cameo. It's not like Lynch hated Ian Buchanan. He reused him for On The Air, where he basically plays the same character.

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>you will never scare a high as fuck drug addict by doing magic tricks

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>>83920663
>mfw

>>83927538
Do you have to be gay to know that a guy is hot?
It's not like you want to fuck him, you just wanna be him

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>expect deviantart tier fanfiction published because nepotism
>it's actually really good
why did noone shill me this? it's all online for free on the glastonberrygrove website

>>83927886
It's like they always say, anon: write what you know.

>>83927886
>daughter of the creator writes a book
>nepotism

It's pretty decent, I wouldn't call it great

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>>83927927
lol

>>83927607
They were in the hotel from the Leftovers. The ending of Season 6 is Tony departing.

>>83924536
>wow this guy's really nice, why can't the rest of you post like this?

There's no point to being nice when you don't have an identity connected to you. Thag's what differentiates this site from a normal forum that requires an account.

>>83928447
t. sociopath

>>83927411
The date on the poster in the office is the date of the next episode. Not a Tuesday though. Also it's Autistic Pride Day, thank you very much.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autistic_Pride_Day

>>83926915
Who doesn't love a man whose got his own M.O.

>>83928500

No, I'm usually pretty friendly on here unless I have to deal with /pol/s nonsense. But it's not hard to figure out why most people aren't.

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Hey, Dougie Jones! What are you doing here?

>>83928586
Just wanted to tell you a kike named Bob Iger cancelled season 3 back in 90's, that's right, it is the Jews fault

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>google Naomi Watts
>almost none of the pictures look like Janey-E
Is she a shapeshifter?

>>83928586
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr0tTbTbmVA

can someone post those old Twin Peaks discussion forums from the early 90s that were here a few threads ago?

how can we make /tpg/ as comfy as that?

>>83928616

The same one who's CEO of Disney and a shill for Trump now?

>>83928641
that's the one, Lynch went on Letterman to beg for it

>>83928616
God bless him desu

>>83928657
HE CANCELLED A NEW SEASON OF TWIN PEAKS WHEN THE CAST WAS ALL YOUNG, HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT, FUCK YOU

>>83928655
Tarantino on Stern over The Hateful Eight too. This Iger cat's got some balls.

>>83928700
The series is better for it. A hypothetical season 3 set immediately after season 2 would have killed the gloom and doom of the s2 finale, the humor is 10000x better in the new series, and having it set 25 years later is much more exciting conceptually.

>>83928655
This?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xppCAqXehA

>>83928777
Young Evil Cooper >>>>>>>> Old Evil Cooper

Not to mention the rest of the cast is young too, I hate old people

>>83928800
Is Lynch shilling for season 3 here or season 2?

>>83928838
Season 2

>>83928805
Old people are great, but I'll admit that it would have been fucking awesome to see the smooth Cooper we knew and loved doing the things that Evil Old Cooper has been up to.

Granted, 1990s S3 would not have been nearly as savage as 2017 S3, so the point is kind of moot.

>>83928849
Wasn't season 1 a success?
Why would he need to shill for season 2?

>>83928878
How do you not know this? The show was cancelled. Lynch went on that talk show to try and get people to write to the network to uncancel it.

>>83928915
I did not know that but I'll ask again, wasn't season 1 a success, why would it be cancelled?

>>83928938
People stopped watching after the killer was revealed and the ratings tanked.

>>83928957
But that happened during season 2. Start with the series in full, then FWWM, then Missing Pieces.

>>83928938
>>83928957
>>83928878
>>83928838
he says its been on for 2 years he's shilling for Season 3

>>83928777
fuck those trips
having actors alive so that there characters getting proper closure in the series would've been better then what were getting

Twin Peaks was actually cancelled twice. the first time, some episodes before the finale.
This group helped get it uncancelled long enough for the season to at least finish.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRId8aIFDB8

Then it was cancelled after the finale aired.

>>83929036
This is the one good argument against 2017 S3. If only Lynch had gotten off his ass a couple years earlier.

Did Hank die or did his character just getting written off?

>>83929036
Maybe those actors should have smoked more and they'd still be alive like HDS.

>>83929117
>>83929117
>>83929117
>>83929117
>>83929117

>>83929108
In Frost's book he was stabbed to death in prison. I think by one of the Renault family.

>>83929048
>yfw season 3 gets cancelled mid-season and the episodes are never posted online

>>83927777

>tfw I will never get sick quads in /tpg/

>>83927777
>>83928777
>all these 7s
HELLOOOOoooOOO

>>83927777

haahha this scene