>Aaand we are live, bitches. So what's up, Anon?

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>>83909447
its flat Joe, its flat

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What did you mean by this Joe?

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>>83909658
It would be creepy to check out a girl. But checking out a guy isn't actually creepy in an athletic setting like that. In fact, it would actually be gayer if he reacted like he did in the first pic, if you think about it

>>83909712
Fuck off /fit/, everyone and their mothers know you are gay.

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>>83909712

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Hey baby

I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE BOHEMIAN GROVE JOE

>>83910047
what a dirty milf. she was really repulsive with that botoxed face and the low voice.

>>83909447
>have you heard about the tragedy of fritz haber the wise?

>>83910047
she was really horny for joe!

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Let me tell you about the psychic vampires.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUIcCyPOA30

>>83909447
Have you guys heard how serious concussions can be?

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Is Joe taking the week off? He hasn't shared any planned appearances and it's also entirely quiet beyond that.

>>83910657
How did you miss him on the new episode of twin peaks

I've been watching some Redban compilations and I've really come to miss his presence. I hope Joe has him back on the next time he gathers a few guests together

>>83910657
Yeah, he's probably got a vacation going on. He never takes off for too long so don't worry

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>>83910657
he might be occupied with his tour

>>83910736
I know, but he was away last month as well. To mexico or something, but he announced it beforehand.

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OLE BILLY NO FUN HERE JUST CHECKIN IN ON YAAAAAAAAAA

>>83910796
KILL YOUR DOG BILL

>>83910826
sort yourself out anon

>>83910879
Hit a bit close to home huh?

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>>83910826

:^)

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>>83910892
CLEAN

>>83910892
haha sorry i didn't realize you were the assmad anon who actually made that image, sorry

if it makes you feel any better, the post below yours is just as bad, as in, you're both equally pathetic for hanging from petersons dick for different reasons LOL

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>>83909447
Its 2011 Joe

THIS IS YOUR REMINDER

THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)
THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST
TO POP YOUR:
* ALPHA BRAIN
* SHROOMTECH
* KRILL & MCT OIL
* PRIMATE CARE PILLS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22GjkJw0WXk <---- HIT PLAY NIGGA
>YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE
>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE
>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA
DUDE BOOOOM LMAO
DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE
>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"
>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"
* Joe Rogan, 2015
>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING
* Brought to you by SquareSpace©
cue the hempforce mustard

>>83910999
Lmao you should work in a kinoplex you're projecting so much.

>>83911023
reddit pasta

he was good in the new twin peaks

Do you think his obsession with red drapes has something to do with his appearance in twin peaks S3?

>>83911040
>buzzword
you don't even know what you're saying dumbass and i work the popcorn mines faggot, go suck off robert for your wifes sons ticket

>>83911023
Love this pasta every time.
It's the perfect balance of truth and hyperbole.

I don't really care about weed...

>>83910740
that one always gets me

>>83910796

Granny fuckin' WATTAAAAA

>>83911308
YOU SILLY BITCH

>>83909658
Joe got called out for looking at Miesha Tate's ass during a different weigh-in. He's making it obvious on purpose to not look her.

>>83910047
She wanted Joe's dick so bad. Funny how Joe recognized the psycho pussy and kept trying to ignore her when she would flirt.

WHOOO Joe, that caveman coffee enema really really made my synapses sizzle.

>>83911308
what the FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY ASSHOLE?

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>>83911308
>I don't really care about weed...

>>83910906
These are top tier.

>>83911308
hey bitch faggot, check the time. what time was your flight? that's what I thought pussy. you weak pale subhuman lace-curtain bitch. don't get so defensive we're just having fun

>muh MMA
>muh fighting
>muh strength
>muh masculinity
>muh steroids
>muh battle ropes
>muh floatation tank
>muh conspiracy theories
Cringe and boring.

>>83911308
KILL THIS MAN
KILL THIS FUCKING WALKING PEACE OF SHIT HOW FUCKIN DARE YOU YOU FUCKING FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>83912786
yea but have you seen buzz aldrans twitter

>>83910826
he said that about frozen?

>>83909658
That dude's got a pathetic body for MMA.

>>83910796
>tfw your OC gets posted
Thanks anon

>>83910657
I think he's off camping or some shit going by his instagram

>>83911308
jesus christ look at pencildick here, too scared to smoke huh? embarrassing

>its a callen episode

the worst

Are the Jordan Petersons ones worth listening to?

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>>83911308

>>83913186
No.

>>83913186
I watched 40 mins of his second appearance and he was just railing on SJW's affecting Canada

>>83913182
Callen episode = let's talk about fritz haber

>>83911308
ITS MEDICINE IT CURES CANCER YOU FAGGOT

CUMS FRUM DA EARF N SHIET

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>>83911308

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>>83909447

>>83909447
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KM5VB2jk24
His best segment

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>3 years since the last episode

>>83909447
Why not change his name to Joe Rogaine use the product and get paid out the ass?

>>83910826
>despite not understanding post modern thinking
lol kys

>>83913186
Yes. Pick one

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>>83911023
This pasta is so fugging out of date

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Man fuck rogan seriously, he's such a backstabbing piece of shit

How you going to have Alex on for 4 hours and create the best podcast ever only to shit on him later when Zepps is on

https://youtu.be/0_TqeV_SrpI

Fuck joe rogan seriously

>>83911308
WOW! YOURE ADORABLE! What's that? Miss your flight fuckface? Too bad. Ahhh don't act that way cupcake, seriously. Nobody's bullying you you dumb FUCK!

>>83917255
I don't listen to this midget but has he ever actually acted like this? I would like to listen to that

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>its a joe adapt his political ideology for his guest episode

>>83917783
He needs to stop having guests with heavy political opinions that inject them into every conversation. You can really see how bored he gets and how desperate he becomes to pull his head out of that shit and talk about something else. It's most clear on the Jordan Peterson episodes, where he'll come out of nowhere with the most blasphemous shit in comparison to Peterson and Peterson's just left there like ".........."

>>83910826
I can't argue with anything that image says but at least it wasn't ari shafir AGAIN. Like we get it, you're really good friends with influential people. Go sit in the fucking corner you bobby lee assaulting douchebag

>>83909554

oh my fuck why did Joe have this annoying fuck on the alex jones episode, WHY

>>83917357
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gd0oSNjHf1A

Enjoy familio

>>83918060
Joe I don't wanna be like you bro, I don't want a podcast about conspiracy theories man. The earth is flat by the way and anyone who thinks differently is a Zionist shill. I don't care either way bro I'm just saying, I don't WANT what you have man. I'm perfectly happy where I am in life

>>83918197
BUT BRO BUZZ ALDRON LMAO

>>83918196
You da real mvp. Thanks!

>>83910796
OL BILLY BACK TO THE ROOM

>>83909658
Miesha a cute!

>>83918196
Typical addict defending his addiction at all costs

>>83917158
because Alex is either a genius character or bat shit insane
its pretty obvious tin foil sombrerro man

>>83910047
Who is this Botox Fox? King of Queens Scientology lady?

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>>83918282

>>83911023
The Brendan Schaub bit gets me everytime, you can tell even to this day Schaub is so bitter over his "career"

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>>83909658

Probably nothing.

>>83918196
Considering the research that showed smoking weed is toxic in a similar way to smoking tobacco, he might have seemed like less of an obnoxious twit if he was vaping or eating his weed rather than smoking.