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>>83908487
>Roger Ebert

huh?

BRENDAN FRASER ACT 5: THE REBIRTH

>>83908487
/ourguy/

#FRASERHEADS
#NOTMYMUMMY
#LOSETHECRUISE
#TSUJ

ALL TRENDING WORLDWIDE WE DID IT REDDIT

WHO #FRASERHEAD HERE?

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>>83908487
BTFO

No one gets to insult Cruise.

Cruise is literally /ourguy/ and the best movie star to ever walk the Earth

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W-what do we do if Armond likes it, I'm afraid to look.

>>83908634
>Cruise is literally /ourguy/ and the best movie star to ever walk the Earth
I'm guessing you're joking

Cruise is a fucking scientologist

>>83908511
His website still does reviews. He's a brand now.

At least Tom Cruise doesn't get to wake up every morning being Brendan Fraser.

>>83908671
>Cruise is a fucking scientologist
Who fucking cares?

>>83908671
I'm not joking at all. I'm a huge Tom Cruise fan and he is the best movie star ever in my opinion and is undoubtedly the best living movie star

>>83908693
>tfw based anons will never BTFO scientology again

feels bad mang, too many newfags

>>83908487
based desu

>>83908671
oh no!

>>83908726

He should start doing more movie like Vanilla Sky, although there are some recent blockbusters he really kicked ass in, like Edge of Tomorrow -- which is probably the most creative action flick for the past couple years.

>>83908654
He hated it senpai.
https://www.nationalreview.com/article/448455/tom-cruise-mummy-showcases-american-guilt-masochism

>>83908671
This.
Tom is nothing but a cuckologist.

>>83908935
>Edge of Tomorrow
it had good reviews because of Emily Blunt's character

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Kek. Too bad Fraiser looks like shit, so he literally will never be in another Mummy movie.

Pic related cant be an action hero.

>>83909077

That's the most unflattering picture you could possible capture of him.

I don't get why some dudes cling so desperately to the last strands of hairs on their head - when you start going bald, you should shave it all off and grow a beard.

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>>83908935
>the most creative action flick for the past couple years.
But anon that's the adaptation of a popular manga

>>83908970
so he kills people or what? you are not really saying what's wrong with his religion or whatever

>>83909221
>so he kills people or what?
His religion does, pretty much. They charge you out the wazoo to increase your ''rank'' and their medical treatment involves things like doctors passing a finger all over your body.

>>83909206

Ye the manga was better, but it was still a pretty good movie imo

>>83909294
Yeah the movie was good, but there was nothing creative about it.

>>83909188
I dont think morphing into a talking vagina will do much good.

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>it's real

https://www.instagram.com/p/BVU1ACdh0dD/?hl=en

>>83909206

I don't care where the idea sprung from, but kudos to the original creator - it's a creative idea, regardless of the medium.

>>83908487
who is this Jimmy Fallon look a like?

>>83908671
Scientology is literally just a cool and better atheism.

>>83909206
It's not even originally from a manga, weeb, it's from a novella

>>83909459
japanese novella.

>>83909077
Pretty soon Brandon will be the Mummy

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>>83908487
Poor guy can't catch a break.

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>>83908693
>>83908726
>>83908874
>>83909221
>>83909426

>mfw I forget there are people here not browsing during the 4chan vs Scientology days which gave birth to a whole new outlook on the internet and politics.

Anyway fuck of Scientology shill fags.

>>83909459
And it's all based around a simple idea made popular from video games: die and revive, try to get to the end without dying.

>>83908671
He's a shit actor but not because of Scientology.

>>83909188
His hair is the least pathetic thing in that image. If you think that's bald you're not White.

>>83909587
>4chan vs Scientology

>unironically thinks this is a community of like-minded individuals

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>>83908671

>>83908487
>unverified

>people actualy dumb enough to believe this is his actual Instagram

Don't adjust it if it ain't JUST'd

>>83908671
Shutup. Cruise is Top Gun and #1 movie star ever.

>>83909587
some people actually think scientology protests wasnt newfag cancer and "anonymous" wasnt banished to hell. ahahha

>>83909351
>that pepe
holy f*ck, pure keeno

If Tom Cruise is so good then why was he so awful in this movie?

>>83909206
But anon a manga isnt a movie

>>83909875
explain what you didn't like about his peformance

>>83909426
>Scientology is literally just a cool and better atheism.
Every religion is cooler than atheism. No religion is better than atheism.

>>83909932
I feel like his pompous, bratty attitude clashes horrible with his age but more importantly he doesn't do anything to make himself be as charming as he is in previous roles like the MI series.

Russell Crowe did a much a better job I feel.

>>83909459
an illustrated japanese novella
also known as?

>>83909426
what.

>>83908487
I'm still going to pirate this

>>83908611
>what am I, chopped liver?

YEAH I'M THINKING HE'S BACK.

>>83909990
so you don't like older people having fun? seems like a personal issue desu

>>83908671
SP detected.

>>83908678
So you could say they're GHOST writing?

>>83909206
That's some cool art.

>>83908943
of course plebs will choose to ignore this because it doesn't fit the narrative of him being a "contrarian"

>>83909496
That's pretty much what o thought

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>>83910100

>>83908759
>implying "scientology is bad" didn't usher in the first wave of cancer
>implying the faggots behind chanology didn't just use scientology as an excuse to fuck shit up
You can always spot post-chanology fags when they unironically mix real-world activism with the internet, then turning it into serious business.
See: kekistan retards

>>83909646
>Tom Cruise
>Robert Downhere Jr.
>George Clooney
Is “movie star" code for manlet?

>>83910724
Shit, forgot about Johnny Deepdownhere

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Really makes me think

Is he back?

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>not my mummy

>>83910895
this can't be real

The curse of the Mummy is now on Cruise. Glorious day.

>>83910895
daw

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We had Matthew McConaughey's maturation as an actor, his 'McConaissance.'

Now it is time to prepare for the Brendanaissance.

>>83908671
>Cruise is a fucking white male

Fify

>>83908671
"We" only care about an actor's personal beliefs if they say anything bad about Le God Emperor

>>83909587
what year do you think it is? that was 10 years ago.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwz5-eyCgXE

poor guy

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>>83908671
hating scientology is the redditest thing I could think of

>>83911736
Let's pray it's longer-lived than the former

DUDE CRUSADERS WERE EVIL MONSTERS