/tpg/ Twin Peaks General

First for Agent 4'7"

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reminder that this is the EXACT MOMENT s2 turned into unwatchable garbage. Notice anything?

REKCUFREHTOM OUY YLLEK ENEG KCUF

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>>83907512

>>83907562
Are those olives in the salad? Damn philistines. You're right, this ruins all Twin Peaks for me

>>83907590
eheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh

>it's not about the bunnies
dropped

>>83907589
reminder that gene kelly was a good person

>>83907512
Played superbly by Vin Diesel

>>83907632
What kind of fantastic vines has he got growing around there?

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YOU ARE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA

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HELLLLLLOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOO

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I like my /tpg/ with extra FROSTING

I really hope there aren't any remaining FLAKES in these threads

>>83907590
I wonder how it feels to be cast for your, if we're honest, serious fault.

>>83907730

GARMONBOZIAAAAAAAAA

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Given that she can identify him from the hit and run, in which episode will we see Richard brutally murder this fatass, or give her the d in order to control and manipulate her?

>>83907896
Probably next episode. I don't think Richard is going to end well.

>>83907730
WITH JUDY!!!!!!!!!

>>83907482
Imagine being this attractive. Amazing that she wasn't a bigger star. She must have had the world's worst agent.

>>83908027
She didn't have her... special agent.

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>>83907482

>>83907896
>There's a body alright
>that neogaf spoiler
yea, she doesn't have much of a future on the show

Why don't they just have a single band play the credits ala julee cruise? Why don't they actually do more with them like the second episode?

There's no reason that there would be more than one local indie band playing in bang bang bar and ends every episode on a note of stupid trend signaling.

Every day, once a day, I shitpost a crackpot theory on here. I don’t plan it, I don’t wait for it, I just let it happen.
It could be that Dell Mibbler is the key behind the mystery, that the band scenes at the end of every season 3 episode are actually worthwhile, or stating that DumbLand is accepted Twin Peaks canon.

>>83908027
She was too pure for Hollywood, which wanted her to do dirty things.

>>83908101
>that neogaf spoiler
what?

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>>83908145
This is from all the way back in 2015 from a guy who witnessed some of the shooting. Now it all makes sense.

>>83908071
episode 6 sucked aside from this. No great moments, surrealism, interesting structure.

Is The Missing Pieces actually spliced into FWWM or do I have to watch the scenes separate?
I'm asking because if they are then I'm willing to shell out the money, otherwise I'll just watch it on amazon's streamy thing for free.

>>83908112
Holy shit learn how to write in English. What country are you from?

>>83908180
Separate. It's the best way to watch it. Experience the film as intended, and then watch the scenes separately.

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>drug mom has the same setup in episode 3 and episode 6 119 scene
Lynch is a hack confirmed

>>83908180
No, they're a separate thing entirely. There's a fanedit which isn't bad that places them into the movie (aside from one scene, Cooper talking to Diane outside of her office because it didn't really fit anywhere)

>>83907772
>the Cooper book
Just finished that one a few weeks ago and I was amazed at how boring it was.

You have this quirky dude with implied psychic powers and this is the best you could come up with for a backstory? Complete trash.

>>83908171
nice, thanks

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>>83908203
pic related is from 199 scene of episode 6

>>83908112
kek

There was more to Dell than people think though, he was referenced in the ep before last

>>83908196
Not who you're @ing, but his post was fine. I think you're the one with the problem.

>>83908180
They are separate

You're clearly a Twin peaks fan though because you're acting autistic about it sight-unseen

>>83908196
....are you new?

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>>83908196

>>83908171
It's definitely 100% gonna be Miss Piggy that dies, she mentioned she works with kids and then kids find the body, must be killed at her place of work.

>>83908112
Theories...like reddit

>>83907632
Imagine if the grapes were to be your pusy!

>>83907685
Reminder IMMA IMMA GOOD MAN

>>83908279
>acting autistic

Bub I'm just asking because its a difference of 40 dollars and time right now.
Me and a friend got his 17 year old cousin hooked on the show, finished season 2 and now we want to get together and watch the film and then start The Return.

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>>83908305
I thought the YouTube recap bandwagoners on here were a myth, but there's literally no other reason that he wouldn't understand that post.

Fucking teenage posers on my /tv/

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>>83907482
/tpg/ is already dead after only 23 days. What a joke of a series and fanbase LOL

>>83907524

HELLLOOOOOooooo-OOOOOO!

Is Lynch taking his time? He's fucking with the viewers? Or is he just lazy?
I was thinking a combination of the three.

>>83908336
This, let's just talk about the show in a sterile, matter-of-fact manner

It's the 4chan way to do that

>>83908321
confirmed related to the Palmers

DEEPEST LORE

>>83908177
This wasn't episode 6 dumbass.

Also if you expect surrealism from every single episode you are going to get just as Lynched as the people who complain about the lack of cherry pie.

WAYS OF DEALING WITH JUDY OFFICIAL POWER RANKINGS

>God tier
Leaving her out of it

>Shit tier
Not leaving her out of it

>>83908380

I'm preety sure SHO wont renew it for the 4th season.

>>83908321
Laura's cousin, Face Palmer?

>>83908387
He probably just filmed an 18 hour movie, then decided how to split it episodically getting some bands he likes to help end each episode

>>83908203
>>83908252
isn't the point that her life is stationary

>>83908425
...are you talking about Judy?

>>83908380
>no episode 6 ratings because wikipedia deleted it
>he can't make the graph himself
what a joke of an austist LOL

>>83908203
>>83908252
They are obviously filmed on the same day.

Reminder Season 3 is one long movie.

>>83908425
Where do you stand on stating that you're going to leave her out of it, but then bringing her into it soon after?

>>83907512
This and Michael J Assassin are my favorites

>>83908431
>renew it for the 4th season
>4th season

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1Wm4kG6ON8

Dougie Jones is one thicc bih?!??!?!

>>83907773
Yeah, the fat lady was the weird casting choice of this episode. Not the manlet assassin.

>>83908380
>not including streaming data

>>83908495
Holy fuck that's truly eye-opening.

>>83907524
HELLLOOOOOooooo-OOOOOO!

>>83908468
HELL GAW BABY DAMN NO

Why does this show have so many fucking memes

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I thought you knew

>>83908380
>taking the time to post this multiple times a day
What a joke of an existance

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>>83908542
Because we have to wait a week between episodes that have little plot progession so we have to do something to occupy our retarded brains until next sunday. Pic related. Its Finn Detulio. My archnemisis

>>83907762
thank mr jackpots

This show is just a bunch of random hit or miss scenes isn't it?

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>>83908542

>41 posters
>79 replies
Thats better than usual. Usually its like 20 posters and 310 replies

>>83908597
More like a bunch of hit and hit scenes.

>>83908531
stop replying to yourself and forcing this shit, it's really getting pathetic

>>83907762

thanks mr jackpots

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>Ashes to ashes
>Funk to funky
>We know Judy is a plastic-wrapped body

What did he mean by this?

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>>83908446

>>83908694
>We got five years to leave Judy out of it

Truly this show has the deepest lore

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>>83908694
>let's dance
>put on your floral shirt and shit your pants

This one was even weirder, desu.

>>83908694
>Oh! You Shitty come outta my ass

A bit on the nose that one

http://beaufortplace.tumblr.com/post/161773906250/twin-peaks-fire-walk-with-me-1992-twin-peaks

This is super cool.

>>83908597
hit and run scenes, yes

Can you give me the tutorial of how to watch fwwm and missing pieces?

>>83908820
>tumblr
fuck off

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>>83908585
Vito loves securitycock. Now we know where this guy got to.

>>83908846
http://imaginedalecooper.tumblr.com/post/141634891686/twin-peaks-resource-masterlist-ii

>>83908820
I like how the shot of the pole in FWWM goes downwards and the one in 6 goes upwards.

>>83908127
she has a nude scene in a random movie

Its a damn shame how much of a waste this new season is. It should have picked up right from where season 2 left off. Lynch could have figured out how to deal with the aging. This is NOT Twin Peaks. Almost all of it takes place outside of Twin Peaks. It's incredibly sad that we waited 26 years for this. Wheres the locations we know? Wheres the music we know? Where are the characters we know? Lynch is a total asshole for doing this to his fans and he can expect a strongly worded letter from me.

>>83908878

thank you sir

>>83908859
>fuck off
So you're going to refuse to do something because its on a certain website? Are you mentally ill?

Hi guys, I'm from le Reddit :3, is this 4chan? If so, I heard you guys have weaponised autism so could you please use it leak the rest of season 3? Thanks channers :) :P xD :D

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Can I get the basic gestalt on this guy?

>>83908922
She's done plenty of nude scenes. Some as recently as last year in Shameless in which you can see her God-tier MILF tits.

>tfw you've been banned for posting sherilyn fenn nudes in /tpg/ before

>>83908922
Boxing Helena?
That wasn't random that one's made by Lynch's daughter.

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>>83908958

>>83908171
So is the sheriff(?) chad?

>>83909038
I'd assume it's more likely to be Frank Truman, probably after the discovery of fat lady's body. In fact, I'd go as far to say that all the other leaks on that list will probably happen in the next episode.

>>83908196
>Ameritard correcting someone

Lol, fuck off. How many languages do you speak? Fucking ONE. Most Europeans speak at LEAST three. The fact that you actually correct someone is embarrassing.

>>83908232
Scott Frost wrote some of the worst episodes too

>>83908507
What can I say, Lynch really gets along with the little people.

>>83909157
It wasn't even misspelled or anything, it was clearly (to me anyway) a play on that Coop quote which I thought was infamous by now

Can we talk about Judy? Who the fuck is she?

THE THREAD IS STILL MISSING SOMETHING, FRANK

>>83909202
see
>>83908374

>>83908936
THESE ARE NOT THINGS I KNOW

Guys are there any good Twin Peaks porn parodies floating around out there?

So are there any good Twin Peaks porn parodies floating around out there?

>>83909384
Yeah there's one called Poor Little White Lodge.

>>83909384
No but Mark Frost is currently writing some erotica

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>>83909384
Here you go, anon.

Right up your alley.

>>83909384

There actually is one on Kink with some guy playing Jacoby. Someone posted a webm but I'm not sure what the scene is called.

I like small girls that are hiding their ample curves.

I'm not saying Audrey Horne has D cups, but those B-Cs are probably plump and creamy. That's the titty I wanna suck.

Why is Dougie Jones a thicc bih, I don't get it?

>>83907762
thank mr jackpots

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what did she meme by this?

I'm loving the series so far even if the plot advances very slowly. It's still enjoyable moment to moment.

>>83909526
thanks for posting this

>>83909584
Do Americans really do this?

>>83909563
His Dussy is the key to all this.

>I've had "I'ma I'ma good man" stuck in my head for the last three days.

Someone help me. Have I been lynched?

>>83909584
She was just about to stack them properly but then did that instead
Clearly there is a deeper meaning at work

>>83909584
i know, this shit is fucking ridiculous
why didnt she put the top plate on the bottom

People can bitch about the new season as much as they want but at the end of each week I'm left wanting to see what happens next and it's always something that subverts my expectations. That's a good thing.

Let's be serious for a minute.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwryl0tKN8M

Is this in the top 10 of the most kino scenes ever on television?

guys I have a theory.

Do you know the bob possessed criminal which is played by kyle machachlan?

I initially -like everybody else- assumed he was simply a criminal played by the same actor as the protagonist for budget limitations. But I think he might actually be the same evil doppleganger from the end of season 2.

That's why the scene from the season 2 finale were played in the mirror scene; it wasn't just to show bob possession but also to hint that this is the evil doppleganger. When he talks about being drawn inside the black lodge it's not bob speaking but the doppleganger.

Another hint is that fbi mistake him for coop.

the only flaw in my theory is this:

Why isn't he dressed exactly as he was in the season 2 finale? He appears to have different cothes and a different haircut. It could be just the effect of time passing\change of clothes but it could also be a serious flaw in my thinking.

>>83909689
Midgets running is one of the funniest fucking things in life

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Theory: Shelly establishing that "James has always been cool" is somehow foreshadowing the fact that he's into bad black lodge shit?

I fucking hate this show, ever since I started watching S3 suddenly everything else on tv right now is underwhelming.

>>83909621
why did she have her own theme if she was killed so soon? What if in the future there will be flashback with her or something. Time travelling is not outside of the scope of twin peaks, I wonder if the series will continue in the past as well

>>83909752
we are already 1/3 in, it's almost over... .feels bad man.

>>83909752
Lol I cant even watch Better Call Saul or Fargo now

>>83909721
Go back to /got/ with your crazy theories.

>>83909721

You are right, I see you've read Frost's diaries.

>>83909721
Dude what the fuck, are you Agent Cooper or some shit? How long did it take for you to put this together? You might be onto something..

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>>83909721

>>83909689
Twin Peaks is pretty much the television equivalent of shitposting at this point, that's why it's /ourshow/.

>>83909788
Tbh we had four episodes in one week

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Ask me anything

>>83909721
The criminal is clearly meant to be Nick Cage's character from Wild at Heart but they couldn't get Cage to reprise the role so they grabbed Kyle for it instead
The snakeskin jacket/shirt is clear evidence of this

>>83909788
We have 12 hours of content left, the equivalent of 6 films.

>>83909721
I don't think you're right at all

There are hints that the FUCK GENE KELLY YOU MOTHERFUCKER has something to do with Coop's heritage

>>83909886

Seasons finale will be 150minutes long

So which episodes of the new season can I skip already?

have you noticed that they changed actors for the people dougie owes money to? When they try to kill him the first time with the guns and then the bomb they are completely different actors.

But when Jane-e gives them the money they are different actors again. What gives? This is really sloppy

>>83909721
But the evil doppelganger lived in his hotel room in Twin Peaks, particularly the bathroom.

We haven't seen the new criminal's home, and he hasn't even been in Twin Peaks. We do see him look in the mirror though, and his cell could be a parallel for the bathroom the doppelganger lived in. Maybe Lynch is using looking into the mirror for symbolism as being "bad", because both guys are obviously bad.

>>83907482
>wife wants to watch show with me
>gets to episode 5 halfway and stops watching
>I watch episode 6 and she doesn't even want to come in the living room to watch it with me.
>lynched

>>83909886
if you convert 1/3 to mathematics, it's 90% or something... so no matter how many hours are left it's still almost over

>>83909852
Was the thing that came out of the kid his soul or garmonbozia?

>>83909918
Yeah I noticed it too wtf

>>83909907
1-6

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>>83909939
>tfw none of my friends even know who Lynch is

>>83909939
Nobody cares what you do with your body pillow.

>>83909905
You sure? I know that the last two episodes come out on the same day,

>>83909921
good point. It doesn't explain why he doesn't live in the same room as the finale.

There was a scene where Jade finds it key. So I guess there will be a scene where the people will finally be able to open the room where the evil doppelganger lives. If he is there, then my theory is wrong. If the room is empty, then it could mean the criminal is the same as the doppleganger

>>83909988
Their reverse laughter sounds like dog sounds

With all the secrets behind the new season, even with the actors, why would they let people watch scenes being filmed?

Also was reading about Blue Velvet and they let people watch the filming of the scene where the woman was walking around naked after Jeffry pulls over and apparently almost everyone left by the end of filming and Lynch got talked to by police about not being able to film in public there anymore.

>>83909689
Is he /ourguy/ /tpg/?

>>83909988
What did they mean by this?

Daily reminder that Lynch can do nothing wrong ever and if you notice the slightest flaw in his work then you're a complete and utter retard for not realizing it was intentional.

>>83909852
his soul

Reminder there is no episode on the Sunday after episode 8. Do you think it will end on a cliffhanger?

Reposting again

How come dooper didn't meet cole and albert again until now

>>83910049
This will be explained in one of the few original season 3 scenes that Lynch recorded back in the 90s. It's never been seen before and he filmed it just in case he ever needed it. Wait and see..

>>83910032
This but unironically.

>>83910032
sounds like someone was "lynched"

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>tfw the original twin peaks finale was an insane lynchian masterpiece and now that he has full control over this new season the final episode will probably be a television form of transcending space and time

>>83910049
Because he didnt need to? Doopcoop wasn't an FBI agent. Not really sure why this is a question.

>>83909988
i always thought doppelganger cooper looked really cute and funny in this scene :)

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>>83910032
you are goddamn right

I'm going to go an entire week acting like Dougie to see how many people IRL actually care when it comes down to it

>>83907482
It's confirmed in Frosted's book that she survived the explosion.

>>83910083
I just hope Redditors will utterly hate it.

>>83910083
I predict there will be no more TV shows.

Everyone will stop watching anything else. There will be 0 people watching game of thrones. No one will watch the walking dead. All shows, gone. It will be catastrophic. People will only watch movies at theaters and netflix will have to stop being a thing.

>>83910135
Does it also confirm that Billy Zane's character is gay and Audrey is still pure?

>>83910131

Day 7, I am acting like Dougie in front of my parents (and sister) and mom thinks I'm sick.

Can I get an autism from this?

>>83910115
Even so we're talking about people who know each other very well

I don't think they both would completely ignore his existence

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>>83910129
Was it autism?

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>>83910083
>tfw the season finale gives you a seizure and you die

>>83910179
anon you are the autisms

>>83910129
They started being a bad influence, though
How did he even tell them apart?

>>83910179
You were born with it.

>>83910191
Doopitycoop went MIA.
Kimmy explained it in the first episode.

>>83910115
He was off the map. He was missing for 25 years. You don't think that came up? Why are you asking stupid questions?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kf0ZvY2usbY
kino?

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Ask me anything

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I found the Facebook profile for the guy that played the eerie black spirit guy in Parts 1-2. He's posting in the Facebook Logposting group right now: his name is Stewart Strauss and I'm pretty sure he's not credited for it in the show. Maybe he will spill some details, he's already said he's definitely making another appearance.

>>83910258
literally the most kino

>>83910327
>stalking people on facebook because you saw them on the tv
ishygddt

>>83910353
Stalking? Are you autistic? He literally posted in a Twin Peaks shitposting group on Facebook for everyone to see.

>>83910327
link to his posts?

>>83908027
boxing helena and the general mid-90s lynch backlash hurt her

>>83910258
Albert is a certified cuck and was just speaking out of his ass to avoid an asskicking

>>83910314
just post that picture with him and jennifer connely to irritate guys here and be done with it

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>>83910327
>he's already said he's definitely making another appearance.
>tfw meeting above the convenience store 2.0

>>83910419
WAS

>>83909584
This bothered me. Bravo Lynch.

>>83910327
Noo, I don't want him to spoop me again

>>83910314
How long have you been a smoker?

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>>83910258
>Albert's actor is dead
>Harry is "ill" and won't come back on the show again
SOMEBODY DANCE WITH ME

>>83910470
hey

What did Dale say "Don't dig the ring Laura"?

>>83910314
75 years,1 pack every day

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>>83910207

>>83908171
Usually hate spoilers, but just excited to see that piggy die.

>>83910520
Just Lynch's mouthpiece

>>83909384
There's a gangbang on Kink, it's based on Audrey going to One Eyed Jack's. The girl doesn't really look like Sherilyn Fenn (she's still pretty darn hot if you don't mind the tattoos) and the guys don't fit their parts at all, maybe apart from Jacoby. It's still fun if you want a wank and like Kink's gangbangs.

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>>83910474
>Albert's actor is dead

Fuck, didn't know that.

>>83910587
He's not its a meme. Don't believe it. :(

>>83910587
>LITERALLY KILLED BY HIS OWN ASSHOLE
btfo thats what the racist gets

>>83909918
Is this bait? Watch the show again

>>83910202
kek

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Ask me anything

>>83910202
What the fuck? Is this real?

>>83910713

HelllOOOOooOOoOOOoo

>>83910713
Yes. Bonus footage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrE9PHsbCXA

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Asm ma anyring

>>83910695
Are you literally God itself?

>>83910762
What the fuck holy shit lmao

>>83907562
I'm pretty sure Tricia Brock, if she's not a pseudonym created out of shame for the writing staff, was only hired to be sacrificed and thrown to the dogs following the tank in quality

>and implying a person's gender can effect how well they write or direct an episode of a TV show

>>83910695
I'm the Smoking God

>>83910762
its incredibly sad watching this video knowing they turned not so nice

>>83910762
>tfw you will never be charismatic enough to make your autism tolerable

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>>83910825
>they know that there's plenty of suffering in the world

/tpg/ what's the gayest thing you ever did with a friend?

>>83910825
:(

fuck this dougie crap

>>83910889

Talked about /tpg/ with him.

>>83908071
Was this edited for the moment of euphoria or is the actress that deformed in real life?

>>83910762
>These guys aren't just a bunch of goofballs

Said with the utmost sincerity kek

>>83910889
Held hands

>>83910908
Lynched

>>83910889
sucky sucky

>>83910889
Came out too

>>83910949
Tell the story

>>83910889
A guy once blew me and swallowed everything, even the part that landed on the wall behind him, felt nice.

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>>83911053
>>83910889

>>83911050
And you didn't return the favor? :(

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>>83910202
>>83910762
>>83910825
Holy shit. Do you guys think the woodpeckers knew what Michael J Anderson knew? Maybe the woodpeckers found out about David killing Jack Nance and raping his daughter. It all makes sense now.

>>83910889
Gave my best friend a handjob when we were 13

>>83909633
Probably an act of micro-control as a desperate reprieve from the chaos that has plagued her. She knows it's the wrong way to do do it but this way she's making a choice.

>>83911029
I was staying over at his place and he asked me if I wanted to look at some porn together. When he got his dick out to start jerking I touched it and he said "you can suck it if you want." So I did. It became a semi-regular thing for about a year and then he dropped contact, maybe his parents found out idk. We were teenagers (I was 16, he was 17) at the time.

>>83911053
I'm alpha smoker

>>83910695
>>83911053
How do you do it? Giant cock or just that good at talking to women?

Little fucking smoking babies... makes me laugh.

>>83910889

Me and my cousin humped eachother when we were 13 and each of us pretended it was our mom (our moms are sisters)

>>83907482
Can someone PLEASE upload the scene with the coin trick from last episode. God damn that is better than becky getting high.

>>83911134
faggot

where in the fuck is this series going

>>83911053
Girls love the way I smoke and this is the reason I smoke for 75 years now

>>83911172
It's not gay if you pretend it's a woman, Anon.

>>83911134
Are you gay/bi or was it just experimenting

>>83910889
I was hanging out with these two brothers in a little fort thing we had made on his bunkbed when all of a sudden one of them pulled his hard black dick out for a few seconds while laughing.

There was also a time when I was with them and another dude (we were still little kids, around the same time as the bunkbed thing) when one of the two brothers asked the other dude to pull his pants down and lay on the floor for a bit (he told him that he'd give him some kind of toy I don't remember what it was). The other dude did it, one of the two brothers pulled his pants down as well and kinda started humping his ass really fast for a few seconds (no penetration just rubbing his dick against it) until the dude's mom caught them.

>>83911190
Well yeah. Though it has been ten years and I haven't actually done anything like that since. For some reason I attract more girls than men, which is to say I've attracted three or four girls and no men.

>>83911204
It's going into the DROPPED pile if I have to watch any more autistic Cooper.

>>83911242

DougieCoop is the best thing about the show you asshat.

>>83910638
what the heck are you talking about?

>>83911242
LYNCHED
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>>83911227
oh yeah I also pretended to have sex with a friend of mine pretty often. Other times we'd rub our dicks against porn magazines and stuff for some reason we thought that if the paper had photos of vaginas on it it would feel better.

>>83911223
I knew I was bi at the time for sure.

>>83911119
If MJA posted a picture of himself on Facebook looking smug with 5 Woody Woodpecker dolls he would officially win the war. Lynch would never recover.

>>83911254
That's not how you spell 'Gordon Cole'.

Which one of you faggots got S3 ratings graph removed from the wiki page?

>>83911223
You would honestly be very surprised how many straight guys have had a gay experience in their life that they won't ever speak about but do not look back at it with disgust.

>>83909721
I too have a theory, what if the new character we all love, Dougie, is actually now Agent Cooper. I know what you're thinking it's just Dougie having a goof haha but if you look closely at the credits he's played by the same actor as agent Cooper in season 1 and 2 and he likes to drink coffee, this is a lesser known thing and I can't remember the episode but in season 1 cooper said "that's a very nice joe cup". And American people call people who like coffee joe. In some scenes he's wearing a black suit like agent cooper but they probably just resused the same wardrobe so I don't know if that's a valid point or I'm looking too much into it guys.

>>83908977
Come on man. Be an hero for us and post them.

>>83911283
It would be so easy to get him to do that. He's very easily accessible.

>>83909731
Shelly is a good girl and she would think that doing good things is cool. James was part of the bookhouse boys and if he's always been cool that means being part of the boyz was cool to her so he's good fuck you for suggesting that.

Imagine if Tarantino had a cameo in TP as Jeffries.

>>83909731
James only shot that one scene, Anon. His part is done.

>>83911397
>sheeeeit, I ain't gonna talk about motherfuckin' Judy, we're gonna leave her white-ass outta dis
Ew, no.

Where are my HelllooOOOooOOo anons??

>>83911356
I consider myself bi, but I've jerked off many of my friends in my teens and none of them identify as bi or gay, and I'm inclined to believe them, I genuinely do not think they are bi. I think without the social stigma way more men would fool around like that and not think twice about it.

>>83911449
*farts a single time*

>>83911397
He's a dork, keep him away. Q.T. is 'sits at the anime table' autistic, Lynch is 'nails the hot goth chick' autistic.

>>83911466
reddit

>>83911374
Google "Sherilyn Fenn nude Shameless" and click the first Pornhub result. Simple as that, folks.

>>83911449

Who tf is Judy?

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>>83911493
Glad you asked, yes they jerked me off too

imagine the shit that came out of the AYUDAME guy's ass making a cameo

>>83910889
I fucked my best friend who transitioned into a female. Some people call that not gay well I do he still had (and still has) dick and balls.

I fucked up honestly, because he was apparently in love with me (even before mtf transition) and when I told him we need to stop he became really depressed. We're not friends anymore. I don't know what's he up to, we're not friends on fb and he keeps shit private on social media. He really was my best friend, I could talk to him about anything. I shouldn't have done this.

>>83911584
oh and just to clarify I don't actually know if he still has dick, it's just he told me he would never do surgery because he's scarred

>>83911584

cool blog post

>>83911608
Why aren't you fucking him right now anon

>>83911568

Hahaha imagine this

>>83911626
Her*

You fucking clown comic.

>>83911584
What's your excuse for not falling in love and spending your lives together?

>>83910032
Was this man the most L Y N C H E D ever?

I come here for Twin Peaks not Twink Peens

>>83911515
BANE?

>>83911644
Fine, her then.

>>83911515
Bane is a nice guy but he doesn't smoke

>>83911681
You browse 4chan, there's an 80% chance of you being at least a little gay

>>83911626
I already explained it, I told him (or her) we should stop doing this, and hop on the just friends train again. He never wanted to stop, told me how he loves me etc It's just got worse and worse. I had to end this.
>>83911656
It was nice for a while but then I realized that's not for me, and it was very weird because I knew him before transitioning.

>>83910523
>Literally just shaking a camera at a man lying on a paint-specked black floor

>>83911755
This made me sad. I hope she's happy now. What's wrong with girldick by the way?

>>83911397
IS THIS TWIN PEAKS OR HAS IT TURNED INTO NIGHTCALL ALL OF A SUDDAAAAAAAAAH
*melancholic farting*

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>>83907482
Evil Coop is using the billionare from mullholand drive to try and stop coop. Initially he used his funds to create the glass box so at the exact moment that the entity in the glass box appears, Coop would appear there and immediately get murdered. Thus Bob would not have to return to the lodge.

The eyeless lady stops this though and he is saved yet again and replaced with dougie, which was also a contingency plan created by Bob in case his plan failed. He is with dougie now and with this information had sent assassins hired by lorraine to kill Coop. She did not kill him in the allotted time so he kills her and this connection is confirmed with the billionare and the envelope.

This means that Coop is now in danger because he knows that the other spirits of the lodge are trying to bring Bob back. Why? Because he has not returned in a long time denying Mike and the man from another place's gargambozia.

This to me is definitely what is happening.

Thoughts?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-BDU-TvlTg

>>83911845
>>83911845
>>83911845
New thread.

>>83907762
thank mr jackpots

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>>83909788
yeah but we got most of that in one night so we still have 3 months left

>>83909520
underrated

>>83907482
Fire walk with me