"I'm considering their 15 year old daughter"

you don't need to link a video, newfig, everyone here already watched fresh kino of bel air

based

>>83907113
damn carlton was ripped af

>>83907113
Isn't Will a teenager in this show

>consider
If it was made in 2017 he would have already been in it
instagram culture was a mistake

>>83907193
nigga still got it, too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbSCWgZQf_g

It's not fair

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>>83907193
>>83907864
>yfw he only dates white women

>>83907113
will didn't mean anything by that.
Phil was imagining this scene, he's a pedophile obviously.

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>>83907940
I'm okay with Carlton desu

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>they are friends IRL and hang out

ah good, thats good

>>83908106
That pic is from like a decade ago

>>83907113
Is president Bush there?

>>83908207
IT STILL HAPPENED ASS HOLE

It's a scene from a made up story by Uncle Phil from the episode where he and the boys have a dispute in court over their living arrangement in the poolhouse.

how could he be so cruelhouse?

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>>83908207
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=db2iKqe7Q_A

>>83908312
this is a black thing isn't it?

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>>83907113
>15 year old girl in the 90s

>15 year old girls now
What the fuck happened?

>>83908312
HIT THE BRICKS LITTLE TRAMP

>>83907113
pretty sure that girl is going to get blacked

>>83908360
>white people in the background "gettin jiggy wit it"


fucking humiliating.

>>83908360
wouldn't you be embarrassed to have your "career" this propped up by your dad?

>>83908432

They got more sexually appealing. Fucking teenagers is one thing, but a relationship? Teenagers are dumb as fuck, especially teenage girls. It's a fetishizing of the jailbait.

>>83908432
No way those chicks are 15.

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>>83908492
he takes the good with the bad

>>83908492
Not if i am to inherit hundred of millions one day

>>83908603
Those are your averge white north american teens in 2017 lad

>the cast has horrific memory problems.
why was there no followup episode about this?

>>83908651
Is this age appropriate?

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>>83908714
for Jaden

13 should be the aoc

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>>83908651
>>83908774
>>83908823

>>83907940
damn, he got big

>>83908251
Noh.

>>83907940
CARLTONED

>>83907113
Why was the uncle so pasive in this scene?
I don't remember his character being like that?
Is it a dream or what?

>>83908714
No. She should remove it immediately.

>>83908651
>>83908774
>>83908823
s-stop

>>83908823
muh. dick.

>>83908904
It's a lie. He really was a monster.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqPbEOKzzUA&t=6s

>>83908651
>>83908774
He's obviously gay. Who's his real bf?

>>83908432
nature is asking us to breed them

>>83907940

WHAT'S A WOMAN?

damn, carlton was swole

>>83908995
I'll miss you, Shredder

>>83907113
>I want to destroy your daughter's pussy while you watch us
wtf Raimi??

>>83908875
Nah that was a while back.
He's skinnier now that he hosts AFV.

>>83907113
This episode was written by a little known director at the time called Dan "the man" Schneider.

>>83907113
i watched the entire clip and never heard him say that

>>83908995
WTF I hate Uncle Phil now

>>83908360
Dance niggers! DANCE!

They look like performing monkeys.

>>83909122
lies there'd be more feet

>>83909135
I would be a dancing money if it made me a millionaire, have always wanted to learn to dance too

>>83909133
1:35 you deaf retard

>>83908904

Yeah its a flashback sequence

>>83908432
>moar of this plz

tfw you won't be able to find a grill like these two cuz of muh genetics

>>83908360
holy shit jayden is such an embarassment

>>83908432
They're both over 21 (and all used up too)

>>83909297
>all used up

what if they're nice Christian girls but just dress in a provocative way

>>83909287
he copies everything lmao

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>>83909353
The girl on the right is Mick Foley's wife so...not likely.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2kNMJ3fbxI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4s8ahlFz6lM

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>>83909487
>Mick Foley's wife
Daughter, sorry.

Until the early 2000s The Sun newspaper in the UK had 14 year old page 3 models
times have changed big league since

>>83909608
>Until the early 2000s The Sun newspaper in the UK had 14 year old page 3 models
oh my

>>83909054
Could you make me a sandwich?

>>83909523
THICC Foley

>>83909643
yep
another way in which tony blair ruined this country

>>83907940
Whitewashed, Cuban-American Black Spics are the closest thing to a pass I can grant as long as he's got a niece he can hook me up with
CAPTCHA: calle calle

>>83909786
It doesn't look like he's asking your permission

>>83908834
this

parents can still file suits if they think their child was coerced, etc. but let's not make obeying biology a crime unto itself. that's what criminal law (rape, kidnap, coercion) is for

>>83909913
Did I say you could speak to me that way *charges ki*

>>83909608
noice

>>83909608
any example?
>>83909681
what did he do?

>>83909681
I should do some research on the matter.

>>83909943
I also would put 13 the age for work if you catch my drift

just reminded me how much i loved this show

>>83909943
Which kind of parent wouldn't file though?

>oh my daughter just got fucked a 30 year old because she's in that awkward where she's lusting after her dad without knowing it :) well that's cool :) just dandy
>please fuck my daughter some more 30 year old man

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>>83909523
>>83909487
kevin smith's daughter is thicc too

>>83910092
well prostitution is still illegal except for one state in the union. and that would be coercion unless it was legalized but that's obviously politically impossible even if the electorate was cool with 13 year olds making decisions about their bodies.

>>83910158
Yeah but that bitch is butt ugly, please fuck off.

>>83910148
If he did the same when he was 30 there would be no problem
Nothing better than handing your own daughter for a man to fuck really
You could also swap 13 year old daughters with your friends.

>>83910177
if they can abort they can be prostitutes

>>83910148
i suppose they would rely on testimony from both the girl and 30 year old and have exploration and presenting of evidence like a normal trial. since it's not inherently criminal there's no jury trial needed, a judge can consider the evidence and decide if a criminal complaint holds water or if the man is liable for damages for busting up that pussy

>>83909671
Underrated

>>83910226
absurd strawman since if any of the girls didn't consent it would be kidnapping and rape charges for everyone.

if they did, well, it's kind of gross and the community should consider a boycott or shunning if they can't tolerate that. but this sort of thing is ridiculous. changing AOC would protect teenagers from being turned into sex offenders, a win no matter how you look at it.

>>83909122
Hmm, doesn't sound familiar. Any other names I might know him by?

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>>83907113

That white girl Will Smith was talking about was played by Disney Channels 90s Live action Alice from Adventures in Wonderland.

The black fat female judge was payed by the Red Queen from the very same show.


How or why did the actresses who played Alice , and the actress who played the Red Queen from the 90s Disney Channel show "Adventures in Wonderland" end up doing cameos in the SAME fucking Fresh Prince episode ?

>>83910261
While that may be true, we'll also never be able to gauge how gullible the girl's age made her to an older man's advances, which will always have it be tricky to determine whether the consent on both ends was untainted by any kind of mental impairment (ie. that girls have a tendency to fuck older males at that age).

Also, I'm not saying a 13 year old and her older boyfriend couldn't win that case. All I'm saying is that there will never ever be a case where this happens and the father doesn't sue. Usually dads have a bit of respect for themselves.

>>83910226
Sounding bit like a paedo mate.

Also, can anyone bother to tell me if I should watch Code Geass? Concept is interesting but it's so fucking ugly.

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>>83910354

OJ Simpson also made a cameo in the Disney Channel show.

>>83908651
>>83908774
>>83908823
>>83908852
>Turns out if your dad is a mega rich movie star you can still get top shelf cunny despite being a total tool

Really makes you think

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>>83910422
Sadly the episode never aired. It was filmed before OJ Simpson killed his wife, and Disney didn't have the guts to air it after the murder.

>>83910321
wait what?
are you for or against? I don't get you

>>83910380
no pedo if the girl has period

>>83910380
>All I'm saying is that there will never ever be a case where this happens and the father doesn't sue. Usually dads have a bit of respect for themselves.
maybe dads will take a more active role in their daughters upbringing, like encouraging her to use sound judgement. offloading responsibility to the courts and legal system is what got us into this mess in the first place. the idea that people are better off being treated as legal children into their late teen years has created a cultural deficit in responsibility from individuals, and given it to the collective.

as soon as they stop prosecuting people for minor drug offenses and work through that years-long backlog of convictions, the courts will be adequately staffed to handle any fallout from giving young adults (starts at about 15) back their individual freedom.

>>83910488
i'm for a culture where dads don't swap daughters, you autist. i mean, the only way those guys could walk is if no one brought charges, the state included which would if no one else did. if it went to trial then all it takes is one girl being uncomfortable with the whole thing. what kind of girl would not be uncomfortable with the macabre shit

>>83907113
I never watched prince of bel-air but that was one of the best performances I have ever seen out of will smith.
What happened to this guy to star in so much shit?

>>83910148
Is it really an awkward stage if all the girls go through it? Calling natural things "awkward" is an implicit control of female sexuality. I thought we as society have moved past that but I guess not

>>83908360
>ppl watch graham norton

seriously disgusting

>>83910563
Exactly why can a 15 year old girl not fuck a 30 year old yet can be recorded in a gangbang when she's 18?

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>>83910510
Will should have waited a few years though.
That girl got a whole lot better looking when she got older.

>>83910594
I'm gonna tell you a little secret: Will Smith is a very mediocre artist, but what he lacks in talent he makes up with his work ethic.

His acting is ok as long as he is still playing a version of the Fresh Price (like Men in Black), but all the serious drama he did is absolute shit. His original music is attorcious by any sane standard, but by all accounts he's very a responsible and reliable workaholic

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>>83908360
FFS this kid makes me mad

>GTFO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>83910860
damn who's that entrapment temptress

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>>83910958
A young 90s Elizabeth Harnoris. Shes also the girl in Ops image.

>>83910771
Do you really want for the Elektra complex to be perceived as something "normal"?

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>>83911143

JUST

>>83911146
If most girls go through it then it's normal by definition

>>83908823
Oh no no no

>>83911173
would still hit it/10

>>83911199
True, think it's my wording here that's wrong, but I wouldn't want it to be celebrated and lauded publically all the damn time. It's hard enough being a parent, so it's worst when you have to also think she's going to grow up fantasizing about without her knowing it.

Sure might be thats the prude but that would make me queasy if I had a daughter.

>>83911303
be me*

>>83911173
And people wonder why the older men get, the more they prefer younger women. It's because women turn into THIS after their prime.

Meanwhile, cunny always stays a cunny

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>>83911173
To be fair this is why you take pictures of woman while they are in their prime, and not when they hit the age of 40.

>>83911233
Indeed.

>>83907113
Are you genuinely absolutely retarded? Sageing a retard's thread, sorry retard.

>>83911173
And this is why any sane man prefers cunny

>>83908432
not enough ass desu

>>83907940
BEL AIRED

must have been a jewish screenwriter, will smith is pure

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>>83907940

This dude really hasn't changed since the 90s. He still only hooks up white girls.

>>83911173
oh what the fuck man

>>83910380
>Also, can anyone bother to tell me if I should watch Code Geass?
It's generally well received, personally I didn't like it but I'm in the minority.

>>83909608
>2003*
>16*

>>83908432
the girl on the right is noelle foley and is 23

>>83911173
how did her body revert into childish fridge body?

>>83908106
Will's beard looks miserable as shit, sour-faced bitch.

>>83910448
>It was filmed before OJ Simpson killed his wife
He was found not guilty, buddy

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>>83913984
Of course OJ was found not guilty, Kiddo.
As we all know OJ is as pure as winter snow.

>>83912046
that photo is years and years old

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how old would you say this girl is?

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>>83911396

Whats that sane mans name again?

>>83914696
old enough

>>83914701

Literally and figuratively /ourguy/

So why doesn't the CIA/FBI bust hollywood for pedophilia?

>>83907113
Isnt Smith closeted like the Rock

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>>83914701
Does she look like Dan?

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Nords are such big cucks.

>>83914701
FFS just lower the age of consent murricucks. Girls at the age of 13 are already ready to breed and most men don't want to marry used up hags in their 30's. FUCK YOU AMERICA.

>>83914891
>So why doesn't the CIA/FBI bust hollywood for pedophilia?

>statue of limitations regarding a lot these cases
>lack of evidence and witness willing to testify
Same reasons they don't take on Scientology.

>>83914701
IM SO FUCKING JEALOUS REEEEEEE

>>83908492
Is that worse than your career being summed up as a dance to "It's Not Unusual?"

>>83910354
Huh. That's unexpected, to say the least.

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>>83914955
I can see it.

>>83907940
he's the only nigga who is allowed to do it

>>83910354
wtf

>>83907113

I never realised that Will is basically just an incredibly annoying nigger in this show

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>>83908432
Its all the carbonated jew my friend they keep drinking in water and everything else.

>>83914955
Holy smokes, she has the same nose.