*ruins Return of the Jedi*

>>83900089
Return of the Jedi was made for babies.

>>83900387
So like all of star wars?

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>you will never fuck an Ewok

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>they were going to eat the heroes
>all the stormtrooper bodies disappear overnight

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>>83900089
delet

>>83900502
>this
they wanted to eat Han and Luke as well

>>83900089
I guess I can admit this but as a kid I loved those fuckers. And I wasn't the only one.

They even had 2 made-for-TV specials starring these fuckers on Endor & we all ate it up like ice cream during a heat wave.

ROTJ was already ruined by the time they get to endor. What actually was the plan with jabbas palace?
1. Send the useless droids. Luckily they aren't immediately destroyed for scrap.
2. Give them Chewbacca, via Leia in disguise.
3.leia frees han from carbonate, then they are both captured.
4. Also lando is there.
5. Fortunatley, none of them were immediately killed by the ruthless gangster Jabba. But finally after they're all in his custody, Luke shows up, and frees all his friends and slaughters everyone else.
Why doesn't like just go save han himself? The only logical reason is that as a Jedi he is giving jabba every opportunity to do the right thing before he murders his slug ass. Even so, getting everyone else involved in this dangerous situation seems pointless and convoluted and only served as a way to include all your favorite characters in the first act of the last movie in the trilogy.