ITT: /tv/ food that looks delicious.

>>83898584
that cake is pepto bismal

>>83898604
more like pepto abysmal

Your a hizard warry

>>83899134
i wonder what it's like to be hot

>>83898599
why do yanks eat that then say fried bread is weird?

It's literally a cheese sandwich made with fried bread.

The bugs in Lion King. Always thought they looked delicious

>>83900255
Same. Sadly, I can tell you this isn't the case.

Food fight scene in Peter Pan

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>>83899068

>>83899541
Never heard anyone say fried bread is weird

>>83899158
it's pretty good, get plenty of personality concessions.

>>83899150
SWEAT AND BLOOD

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the antidote in temple of doom
the onions from Holes

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>>83900966

that black and white cookie from seinfeld always seemed delicious

>>83899158
I bet she does too.

>>83901049

Look to the cookie, anon.

>>83899134
That neck

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>>83901088
>his waifu is 3d

>>83901134
That looks heaps good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBJ3CM2MzZ8

these fuicking sandwich looked so tasty

really made up for the rest of the film

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>>83898584
Indeed, that cake certainly gives the appearance of a tasty treat, it's just a shame its origins lie in one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises! Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>83899150
>the kid who ate that didn't like chocolate irl
Fucking dedicated little guy

>>83901221
It's not even a hp thread you fricken idiot this pasta is irrelevant

>>83901250
>being this assblasted

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>>83898584
>Menstrual cake
What are you hiding, Hagrid?

>>83899150
T at traumatized me from chocolate cake for a while

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>>83901268
>being this new

>>83902272
>being assblasted over criticizing a children's book series
>y-you are a newfag and... and you are a reddit too

Everything in Hannibal is mouth-watering.

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>>83902346
>its an anon gets his cover blown episode

>>83898584
>british """pastry"""

>>83901221
You killed a decent pasta right now, fuck you.

>>83902346
> trying this hard to fit in on an appalachian sled-racing forum

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>>83898584

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It's just some unidentifiable coloured shapes but it looks incredible

>>83903082

Looks like a fuckton of campbell's chicken soup with pepperoni thrown in

>>83903011
I came

>>83899150
Where is that from again?

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can't believe this hasn't been posted

>>83903739

Matilda

>>83901250
>uh oh! You just misused a pasta you fricken idiot

https://youtu.be/2uHhKAjnvNc

Also anything from this channel.

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All of the pizza in the intro to TMNT 2: The Secret of the Ooze.

>>83904129
This is a good one. Also the cheese burger in Pulp Fiction.

>>83904915
Beat me to it

>>83904268
hnnnnnggggggggg

>>83899541
Who are these "Yanks" who say fried anything is weird?

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>>83898584
And pretty much all food they have in Breaking Bad.

>inb4 Jurassic Park """""""food""""""

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>>83904207
>wustshusureshuh sauce

>>83898599
HABE U SEEN CHEF

>>83906960
I hate that fucking joke so much. Now whenever I want to watch or talk about this movie to someone, theres always some asshat who spurts off retarded lines like that. Fuck you assclown

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All the food in this scene

>>83900966
I've always thought that it tastes like mint

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>>83901202
posting a 5/10 in an argument

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I started to eat mustard with my toasts because of this movie

>>83904129
This looked delicious

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https://youtu.be/27mUWs2wjPs

>>83901221
You were a bit late anon. This is usually one of the first five posts.

>>83900966

the onions? the fuck?

I've always wanted to try Sploosh

>>83902184

before anybody asks, yes she is

>>83900985
Is this Chicago or something?

>>83909483
>not knowing famous 'ver 'za

>>83901200
>implying the rest of the film needs to be made up for
pleb

>>83909411
She's what?

>>83903011
who bites a cherry tomato in half
the whole point of cherry tomatoes is so you can put the whole thing in your mouth and not spray tomato juice everywhere
is this some power play by the king

>>83909562

white

>>83904833
That chocolate waterfall looks like sewage.

>>83898599
Fucking retard left the paper from the cheese slices on the sandwich before sticking them together, some CHEF he is lmao

>>83898599
>Wanting to eat something after seeing it made with the guy's bare hands with no latex gloves or anything

>>83903237
Spot on mate - every time I see this cake I immediately develop a hankering for some chocolate fudge cake of my own. Without fail.

>>83909641

man that sound...

https://www.youtube.com

>>83909692
Yeah because you're going to get the plague because someone touched some bread.

>>83909701
What do you mean by sound? I just see front page of Jewtube.

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This is some nice looking pizza

I wonder if Wakanda people can do the same with little KFC boxes

>>83898584
it would have been infused with the essence of hagrid's butt sweat though.

>>83907441

It's a meme, I know, but let's honestly think about this one for a second.

Obviously the garlic wont melt, because it's fucking garlic, garlic doesnt melt, it's a bulb of cellulose, sugary water, and some sulfurous shit. It WOULD more easily soften and break down though, but it wouldnt do that as you fried the aromatics in the oil...unless you didnt fry up the aromatics and instead cooked them in the oil for longer at a lower heat, which you would NEED to do if you have really thin shavings of garlic or else you would burn them to shit almost immediately.

Deserves testing, i think - gently warming the oil and letting the garlic cook down in it, and the using the now garlic-infused oil for the sauce.

>>83909805

shit, sorry


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmtxbzAAzEk

>>83903082

probably pidgey stew with celery and carrots and some nice PO-TA-TOES

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>>83910101
I don't know how, but somehow TLBT movies made leaves look like the tastiest food in the world to me.

>>83910284
I think it comes down to their chewing animation and how much THEY enjoy the leaves too.

>>83907105
MY NAM-A CHEF

the steak in Matrix.

>>83909483
>american "humor"

>>83898584
>"Oi kindeh sat on eht, Arry"
>Icing is still perfect and not smashed into box lid

What did they mean by this?

>>83909612
He's mentally unstable.

>>83909994
fucking hell I remember thinking this looked delicious as a kid

thanks for the fond memories anon

>>83904207
>unironically watching the Reddit chef

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>>83906901

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>>83909483
>Not recognising the best pizza in Denver

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>>83898584

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I hated his kids

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>>83898584

>>83898584
yum

>>83911589
>filename

>>83904915
I came here to post this

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Eat cake first, then Rachel

>>83909692
He's not in a restaurant retard, your mommy wears latex gloves when making grilled cheese for your fat ass?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhzFBMotZb8

>this hasn't been posted

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Fewd. Fewd! FEWD!

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>>83899134
Underrated kek

>>83910085
Everyone knows that slicing the garlic in smaller pieces intensifies the taste of the dish, this isn't breaking new ground nigger

>>83898599
>Shitload of butter
>Shitload of cheap american cheese
....yum yum

>>83901221
> Hogwarts Academy

always ruins the pasta, not even called that

>>83902422
>somehow a cake is a "pastry"

learn2engrish

>>83911651
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Spy kids.
You know which scene.

>>83912225
Turkish delight is not as tasty as it looks

>>83906879
That's a real place though...

>>83909612
The point of a fruit is to eat it? Wow, good breakdown Emril.

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All of the food in spirited away.

>>83899134
I would literally do anything for her

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>>83913007
ghibli food in general looks delicious.

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>>83913105
I know

>>83909612
he's old and it's a choking hazard, obviously

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>>83898584

>>83913201

why he is using he fork as knife

>>83913314
Source?

>>83907161

Vinny put too many onions in the sauce

>>83913693
teletubbies tubby custard

>>83909612
>actor portrays villainous character unpleasantly

huh i wonder

>>83913007
what the fuck were the pig sack things he ate whole

I want them

>>83910284
that is one sexy tree star

>>83904915
BATARANG

mm

You know I never realised before that Hagrid is legit retarded.

Clemenza's meatballs.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jh13Xd2loto

>>83901221
Shit I didn't know it was from Harry Potter.

>>83903011
I can't stand watching him eat that because I hate tomatoes. I'm the worst Italian.

I like the one that looks like a rabbit in a field
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSDwu8tPtow

>>83912801
It's pretty good, but I wouldn't betray my family for any.

>>83911479
feels bad that i recognise that image

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>>83901134
>mushy peas

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WHAT'LL IT BE, THEN?

LOIN OR CHOP?

RIB OR SHANK?

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>>83914825

>>83903011
>Americans don't know what cherry tomatoes taste like

yikes...

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>No ja/ck/posting in a food thread
I'm honestly surprised

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I'd never even heard of a burrito before

>>83909632
>>83909562
>>83909411
>>83902184

dirt cookies dont look so bad now

>>83902184
>>83915418
Please don't tell me people actually think that's real.

>>83899541
What do you mean by fried bread? Like, just a slice of bread in a pan? I guess that's kind of weird, but only in as much as we would just put it in a toaster then put butter on it. Same shit, slightly different process. Frying it individually just sounds like a waste of time and pan space that could be used to make other stuff.

>>83903237
Her blood, sweat, and feces went into that cake.

>>83910967
SWALLOW IT [Billie Jean plays softly in thd distance]

>>83915010
didn't know mini tomatoes were even a thing

>>83915769
FUCK that shit film.

>>83911589
Why did Bilbo have so much food?

>>83915845
Stupid fat hobbit

>>83909692
Mate you've obviously never worked in a real kitchen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhfosDczTx4

>>83909692
Autism

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These looked so fucking juicy and tasty as a kid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7t8lcI8iA0

>>83909612
>king

I'm pretty triggered right now

>>83902346
*teleports behind you* heh.....

>>83912801
the proper stuff is fucking delicious

>>83915911
oh shit is that ducktales?

>>83916243
rugrats

>>83914870
Best way to eat a steak.

>>83898584
One of the dullest cakes in the history of cakes.

>>83913539
Everything was dirty, so he had to use a fork that was the only clean thing left

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Food kino

>>83915801
Where regular tomatoes are watery and bland, cherry tomatoes are sour, acidic and slightly sweet.
The skin on them is tight and they pop in your mouth.
It's like all the flavor from a big tomato squeezed down to a grape sized one.
You can sprinkle salt or sugar on them for added flavour.
And know I fucking want one.

>>83906879
looks like infected shit

The whole man woman eat drink
Also post the webm please

>>83898599
>Scooping up the sandwich, putting it on a plate and then immediately sliding it back off the plate to cut it

Why

>>83915911
Fuck yeah

im surprise there is lack of ja/ck/ino here

>>83918338

everyone's tired of that shit meme

>>83918073
Where else he gonna slide it onto, the board?

It's like those disgusting food recipe collages that get posted on the cooking board.
How can Americans eat this vomit

>>83907441
The sauce had too many onions. Three whole onions? Too many!

The food from the beginning of On Stranger Tides. Holy fuck, seeing that at the kinotorium made me wonder why Jack wasn't stuffing his face.

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>>83899068
More like Pepe Bismal

>>83914315
Because he's half giant, and giants are basically retarded, so hes half a retard

>>83909692
Here in the first world country we have a little thing called soap and water

>>83898599

>shitty fried white bread with absolutely no nutritional value
>only thing in between in the useless slices of bread is cheese and there's way too much of it

american cuisine

>>83909692
>>83918724
Also cooking food sterilises it so even if his hands weren't clean it wouldn't make you sick.

>>83909692
oh no human skin

You realise chefs taste your food with a spoon and put the spoon back in without washing it?

Heat kills the Germans retard

>>83918921

I thought it was the cold that killed the Germans

>>83898599
Im happy everyone else hates this

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>>83899150
>read the book in school and watched this after
>in the book its phrased as "all her bodily fluids went into that cake"
>mfw I thought Rold Dahl meant literally

>>83912801
you fucking take that back.

>>83898584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gF2mKIP9WnI

>>83916405
Isn't that the stuff Picard had to eat in the 4 lights episode?

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Yes.

>>83899150

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exQ6oGefSiA

looks good

>>83901221
>great gatsby
>the stranger
>les mis
my nigga

Cerano de bergerac is pretty high tier/ god tier, love me some playwrites

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>>83911108

Popeyes chicken is the shiznit!!

>>83919849
much better than kfc imo, popeyes is spicier and i love that

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>>83919380
that's what I always thought was the case, even in the movie
because I just couldn't imagine why the entire school body would think such a punishment would be revolting

>>83910085
the garlic does dissolve if you slice it thin enough

>>83898599

this looks fucking disgusting

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>>83898584

Anybody watched this as a kid?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Yi17kLZgT0

>>83913693
bitch that's the tubby custard machine

>>83907161
I put two and a half onions in my sauce.

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>>83914084
Those look like soup dumplings

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>>83911403
White rice with tomato sauce

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>>83898599
Chrissy should have pulled the fucking trigger

>>83919738
fucking hell that's gross!

>>83919872
I love Chesters chicken more then KFC and Popeyes.

>>83910284
>>83910284
semi related. the goddamn scene from lion king where they crack open the tree and just start eating bugs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqREvb2VTjw

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When I first watched Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, I really wanted to try the ziggy piggy

>>83920528
>>83914084
Jesus christ this is the most delicious asian food I have ever had.
I've had it once and it was years ago. I am craving it again and no fucking place here makes it.

>>83898584
Didn't Hagrid sit on it?

>>83902184
1.Of course it's from tumblr
2.Fucking why?

>>83921396
Hagrid sat on a lot of things. There's a reason Dumbledore trusted him.

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>>83921510
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97_QFi28nAg

>>83903011
this always made me uncomfortable because the juice looks like blood and blood with that munching makes me think of him having bitten into a chicken bone while voraciously eating and stabbing the roof of his mouth

>>83909994
>American "Pizza"

>>83911987
Jennifer Aniston's lower back always looks so fucking hot in this scene. I would put the cheesecake on her lower back and lick it off.

>>83909641
Damnnnn fuck yes I always wanted to eat that shit!

>>83921790
why not just cum on her lower back and lick it off

>>83915518
I made a version of what I thought would be this burger and it's fucking cash

>>83921828
Fuck off with your shit fetish

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All that Pie

>>83915010
They sell them pretty much every grocery store

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>>83898599
>White people can't coo-

>>83921742
>chocolate is toxic to birds
RIP in pieces birdie.

>>83919872
Popeyes is great. JJ's fish and chicken is excellent if you live in the midwest

>>83898599
Americans are such fraude

>>83921909
>implying those aren't "red flavored, bite sized, farm to table, ultra freedom range, grade-eh, USA tomayto product. Now with razzmatazz extreme cheery chair blast flavor topping and doritos."

>>83919027
oh yes

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where my pingu fish deepthroaters at

>>83921258
hey americans
what does a twinky tastes like?

>>83922043
Sugar and pillow casings.

>>83921998
>being this asshurt I've had a cherry tomato

>>83922043
Not that great, cheap spongecake with a mix of frosting and whipped cream. Also an oily exterior. The worst Hostess product by far.

>>83912801
I like the cadbury turkish delight chocolate.

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>>83919012
underrated af

anyone got a gif of the microwave mcdonalds food from spy kids?

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>>83915010
What? I keep a bowl of these delicious little fuckers in my kitchen for snacking.

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>>83921902
Pie?

>>83922616
fuck the gore in this film was too much for me

>>83922043
Only had one, I liked it, really really sweet.

>>83921998
True

>>83922704
Well she said herself they were the worst pies in London.

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>>83922616
>>83921902
step aside for the true pie kino

>>83907441
is the point of this meme to look like he's carving his fingernail up

>>83918073
Its hot, he couldnt cut it on a plate and you probably have autism.

>>83921696
ice cream kino

a /tv/ poster from CoMo??

>>83898599
This webm unsettles me with having this much of an effort to make a stupid sandwich. Fucking americans.

>>83922971
get a load of this prick

>>83915911
Mmm nostalgia. Is that the mini golf episode?

>>83919027
Looks good but needs some savoury shit on the table. It's all sweets.

>>83904129
>>83907602
Ive eaten something like this and its a mess. Dry, pointy edges, hard rubber to chew; unless it was heaten up, its a murder weapin to your mouth.

>>83922101
Makes me want popcorn shrimp or chicken.

>>83912801
I decided one week I was going to try to make this, but couldn't find rose water essence anywhere because I don't live near a muslim hive.

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>>83922006

>>83909411

menstruating?

>>83923246
any half decent grocery store should have it

>>83909411
>before anybody asks, yes she is
A Gnostic?

>>83904833
very effective

>>83920199
Yes, and it's depressing as fuck.

>>83923362
HOWEVER

>>83918921
And Germans kill the Jews

>>83909562
/ourgirl/

>>83912801
it was literally magic, she made it overly pleasurable to eat to manipulate him

>>83923762
>i was so stupid when isaw this movie I thought she had to pee really badly
>years later i realize she had an orgasm
I was 11 too so I guess that's why but I was so confused why he would give her a cake to make her pee.

>>83901221
This is a fucking women you're talking about here, why did you expect her to be at least tolerable for more than 5 seconds?

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>>83924013

>>83906879
chicken has wrong color though

>>83909692
Who here /chef but never washed hands/ ?

You'd be amazed how disgusting retaurant workers are in real life.

>Oh shit that fell but you're gonna cook it anyway
>Did we put that in the fridge overnight? Fuck it..

except when you get yearly inspections suddenly everyone has to work extra to clean up the place

>>83919027
>catched

>>83924235
Where are you from, pray tell?

>>83914171
BATARANG or BANGARANG?

>>83921998
>Taking the time to prepare for this tomato joke

Pathetic

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I'll never be able to replicate it.

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>>83924865

>>83924865
Reminds me, food from Spirited away. Until it turns you into a pig.

>>83924865
The bacon of dreams

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>>83925081

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I know it's just cheap instant ramen, but his enjoyment of it always made me want some

>>83910952
>it's popular, so I hate it

hipster faggot.

>>83925081
I made my mom get me this when I was a kid because of this ep. It was pretty bad and it had raisins in it. Not what I expected.

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Am I the only one who wanted to try Klingon food after this ep?

>>83925273
Holy shit, same here my man. It was such a disappointment. The fact that it was sweet alone was so, so wrong to my tiny brain.

>>83925273
>>83925318
... what? Does this really exist?

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>>83921998

>>83910284
Are you my ex girlfriend?

>>83911651
>One for the house

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>>83925393

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>>83925393

>>83925408
>>83922098
>>83924487
>being unironically this triggered
wew

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>>83925700
>"Anonymous"

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Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee always has some good shots of food.

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>>83925798
>Anonymous

>>83903082
is that a jelly doughnut?

>>83925596
>>83925639
Jesus Christ

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>>83925891

>>83921231
find a place with dim sum

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>>83925596
>>83925639
>bread with raisins

>>83924013
It wasn't an orgasm for fucks sake.

>>83926289
It literally was.

>>83926305
I am pretty sure there was laxative in the cake which gave her the shits.

>>83926405
Yeah, diarrhoea makes women so horny.

>>83926456
Implying you know what a woman looks like horny outside of porn.

>>83912262
>cooking steak and eggs in the same pan

>>83926536
>looks like
Don't even need to know what it looks like, she sucks the merovingians cock right after.
It's pretty clearly implied what happened.

>>83926807
I'm not sure if I believe you but I haven't watched the movie in a while so point taken.