>r-robert...? d-don't leave me, Robert...

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!!!

Nigga slackin off at the job like usual

>>83896035
N-nani?

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>>83896035
>Sorry anon, I was just chatting to your date. What can I get you?

>go to the only kinoplex in Wales which is 7 villages away
>Get there by my tractor and leave it in the local field
>Once I walk in a siren starts going off
>A black person named Robert (saw it on his tag) walks up to me
>Get scared because I've never seen a black person before
>"Shwmae butt no singles allowed tonight at the viewing of Wonder woman"
>I'm furious as I clearly brought my sheep with me
>Find my tractor was smashed up by the local village gang
>Have to walk home

FUCK YOU ROBERT

>robert will never be at the register when you go to the theatre

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Excuse me sir. Do you have anyone accompanying you? We have a strict no singles policy.

>>83896490

t-thanks

>>83896490
h..how about it lane?

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>>83896490
Here she comes, are you ready, darling?

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>Go to Kinoplex
>"Alright buddy, take out your cock! You cant get through this security without a thorough penis inspection!"
>tfw two penises
>Show only one
>"Umm sir, your OTHER penis please!??"

How did she know?

This is why I torrent movies now

>>83896035
M-masaka ?!?

>>83897994
So sad how far she's fallen.