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POST CROATIA PART 7 LEAK

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reminder that this is the EXACT MOMENT s2 turned into unwatchable garbage. Notice anything?

>six episodes in
>nothing has happened

Someome asked in the last thread...
It's Eddie Vedder's song he wrote for the new season is played at the last episode. It confirms Cooper never gets his mind back. https://youtu.be/VI-Lukyr4UY

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>>83894408
.....................no.........................

>>83894436
>thinks nothing has happened
I don't think Mr.Strawberry is taking any calls

>>83894436
18 hour movie, babe.
The first act is just exposition.

>people actually think coop will never get his mind back

these threads get more and and more autistic each week

>>83894442
How do you know its played in the last episode and how does this mean he'll never wake up? Maybe I'm retarded so please explain it in detail without making me feel belittled. Respond now.

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>All this physical comedy
What is this normie shit? I was expecting a patrician kino.

>>83894515
I know. Plus, listen to it. That is all.

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YOURE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA!

>>83894515
He doesn't know anything just ignore him.

>>83891795
Is this from an episode?

>>83894539

you're retarded

>>83894547
You'll see...

>>83894542
NEVADAAAAAAAA

>>83894495
Why would you want that? The normies would get pissed OFF. That's the most important thing.

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>>83894526
That's what makes it patrician kino, it's done ironically
YOU GOT LYNCHED

>>83894386
>the new episode confirms it's important

cliff notes plz

>>83894542
PIRANHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>83894542
Where's Missoula?

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Can't wait for more Diane hopefully next episode.

>it's a Mark Frost posts anonymously trying to peddle his book episode

>>83894526
TP had tons of physical comedy.
>Andy finding Leo's boots
>Mr. Tojimura
>Cycloptic Retard Strength Wife
>Laura's funeral
>Harold and his hoe

>>83894571

le normies, amirite reddit? x3

>>83894614
Why are you even here

>>83894595

>is brought before bad coop
>immediately starts melodramatically crying
>"that's not Dale"
>at that point BOB does some magic voodoo and disappears
>wants to target Diane
>this somehow makes Dougie snap out of it because he finds out about it through some magic fax machine or whatever

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>>83894595
>wanting more of a non-character

>>83894640

kys

>>83894571
>The normies would get pissed OFF. That's the most important thing.
This is a good example of how people who are powerless to affect others irl think.

>>83894652
Good thing you're not completely in charge, Frost.

>>83894656
Because I like Laura Dern and also want to see how Diane will be developed as a character. Obviously she's not really a character right now, though her appearance and mannerisms in that short scene still do tell a bit.

>>83894436
>Cooper is out of the Black Lodge
>nothing

pick one, brainlet

>>83894652
>this somehow makes Dougie snap out of it because he finds out about it through some magic fax machine or whatever
which then morphs into a blue egg

>>83894687
Why would you want normies to like this show?

>>83894704
I want a gf to watch it with

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>tfw new season is an early soon-to-be-influential example of ambient-television

>>83894704

i can't tell if you really are retarded or just trolling. you know "normies" watched and enjoyed the show in the 90s, right?

>>83894595
>Lynch has been pushing the idea that Laura Dern is attractive for 26 years now

why?

>>83894704
Because I'm not angry at them for not accepting me and making me retreat into 4chan and anime as a social crutch. I'm also not a toddler with an over-developed us vs. them mentality.

>>83894442
i fucking hate eddie vedder. god damn, that is pabulum.

>>83894690

>Twin Peaks
>developed as a character

Yeah, can't wait until she gets trapped in a doorknob or a urinal cake or whatever.

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>>83894733
>tfw Lynch has created vaporvision
vaporwave tv

>The template below (Twin Peaks ratings) is being considered for deletion. See templates for discussion to help reach a consensus.
damage control lmao

>>83894742
>she wasn't absolute god-tier qt in blue velvet
faget

>>83894602
Yeah, that was for the normies.

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>>83894742
She's his waifu

>>83894742
She's not Sophia Loren but a solid 8/10

>>83894778
>trapped in a urinal cake
I now want this to happen

>>83894733
That's actually an interesting idea. I feel like there have already been things that you could consider ambient television though. We'd have to come up with some concrete examples of what would need to be included.

>>83894652
Why does every scenario from you fags have to involve coop snapping out of it through the power of love? It's such a cliche.

>>83894801
andy getting hit with the plank was patrician as anything anyone's ever seen, you dipshit

>>83894704
Popularity among normies is the only reason this show existed as a TV show instead of a one off movie, and the only reason we get a S3.

>>83894825
i'll make a chart of the best comfy-core tv shows that have a strong sense of atmosphere.

>>83894442
>thinking Lynch would be this on the nose with lyrics like these
That and we see Cool driving a car with his FBI pin back on his suit, which has been missing since he left the lodge. He's going to get his memory back but it might be temporary and he'll lose it again by the end of the show after he makes some big sacrifice or something.

>>83894827

Why do you need to be edgy?
gb2 your letterbox thread

>>83894825
How It's Made

>>83894601
very original joke, keep it up

>>83894760
Just when I thought /tpg/ couldn't get any more pretentious, someone throws out the word "pabulum"

>>83894809
He even smokes like a faggy hack.

>>83894896
>vedder and pearl jam aren't the definition of this word
>i wasn't referencing portlandia
>accurate word choice is bad because reasons

>>83894908
at least he isn't MARK FROST

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I thought you knew

>>83894896
Whats with the anti-intellectualism?

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the little boxes near the big glass box kinda look like a mirror reflecting the curtains of the waiting room.

>>83894988
Not him. Anti-pretentious and anti-intellectual aren't the same things.

>>83894955
>>83894955
>>i wasn't referencing portlandia
referencing a show that mocks pretentious fags doesn't make it less pretentious
>>accurate word choice is bad because reasons
Because it's not a natural way of speaking, you're trying to appear smarter and better than others, as well as showing unnecessary disdain for a popular band among the working class, that's pretentious.

>>83895014
What was displayed was anti-intellectualism. Pretentious is a word that could be thrown around at anything, it doesn't mean much.

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>>83894386

>>83894875
Did you notive that it was on the back of Cooper's doppleganger's hair in the premier? No? Watch it again.

>>83895039
I am sorry if you felt that way, ill try to dumb down my vocabulary so no one gets offended.

>>83895055
>What was displayed was anti-intellectualism
Wrong.
>Pretentious is a word that could be thrown around at anything, it doesn't mean much.
This is something which a person who is often accused of being pretentious would say. You need to get a handle on the fact that you're the problem, not the people calling you out on your shit.

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>>83895058

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I love that the Horne's are consistently the best characters in the Twin Peaks universe.

>Ben and Jerry (the sub scene was one of the best things ever)
>Audrey
>and now /ourboy/ Rich

H O R N E D
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>>83895039
>disdain

I can feel the reek of pretension coming through that word. Couldn't you have just said "i dun like it"

>>83895102
reddit

>>83895095
stop trying to appear smarter and better than others, you don't need to continue on arguing

>>83895111
>>83895076
Stay butthurt.

I think Richard Horne wasn't lucid during his meeting with Red. Their conversation didn't make all that much sense and Richard seemed to miss what Red was saying at points. Like Red said something about the King and I and when Richard said "what?" Red then said "I said I like it", seemingly referring to his earlier statement about liking the small town like he hadn't said anything about the King and I at all. Maybe it's just Red being a strange person but this also made me think that we might be seeing it from Richard's perspective when he's out of it.

>>83895111

What's up with the pearl Jam hate, fag? It's not like they're Creed, ''Ten'' is great

>>83895138
>stop trying to appear smarter and better than others, you don't need to continue on arguing
Why? Because someone who types like an shiftless teenage girl told me to?

>>83895150
I will thank you. Keep policing people on using fancy words that you have to google

>>83895055
There was nothing intellectual about what the original poster said. It was self congratulatory.

>>83894994
Those are lanterns.

>>83895153

yeah no shit, richard was high on whatever drug red let him try out

>>83895166
Not even /lit/fags are this bad. Put down your thesaurus.

>>83895104
The most kino scene in existence

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6N-YmGuiGw

>>83894386
>Reminder to read Mark Frost's book, the new episode confirms it's important

kek, remember how all the normies were getting buttblasted and triggered about that book before the show aired

hilarious

>>83895167
he used an uncommon word, it expanded peoples vocabulary. That is intellectual enough for me.

>>83895102
She was a real cunt

>>83895202
No, this is. https://youtu.be/DEKkOXCsMMk

>>83895213
You type like a half nigger. Anything would qualify as intellectual enough for you.

>>83895213
SAMEFAG
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>getting this triggered over nothing
lmao you guys are pathetic

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>>83895176
It is pretty obvious during the scene but I haven't seen many people talk about the magic Red does as potentially being influenced by how high Richard was and not actually being evidence that he can do magic or whatever other theories there are about that.

I do wonder what kind of drug they're selling though because I'm pretty sure it isn't cocaine anymore. Could be that Chinese designer drug or could be something else.

>>83895242
Read up on logical fallacies friend, that is not an argument

>>83895209
The only people who get buttblasted are the ones who don't read, millenials basically

>>83895242

you're a nigger

>>83895254
You are the one who is triggered

I love how someone posted something that may have some significance early in this thread and it degraded to the nonsense above. Kek.

>>83895258

i thought maybe meth, but i'm not sure. whatever it is, it's good shit

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>>83894825

I feel like Adam Curtis documentaries would have to fit in somewhere. The way music and images and footage is all combined together in such a way as to create a really dreamlike atmosphere.

>>83895262
Frosts world building fantasy world isn't worthwhile literature. he cant think he can't write

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0JkRp4Z51I

nothing quite like urinating out in the open air

>>83894704
I've been trying to get my friends to watch this show but there such fucking normies. "Old shows are cheesy" get fucked Stan.

>>83895259
>Read up on logical fallacies friend, that is not an argument
Good thing we aren't on reddit or in high school debate club, isn't it?
>>83895272
Nice one, Jamal.

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I wish this little guy murdered the dude who said PABULUM

>>83895328

goddamn normies, right anon? thank god we superior /tpg/ posters have more sense!

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>>83895332
Kek

>>83895347
I'm superior to normans though, Chad can fuck my crush but he can't name 10 Directors

>>83895332
'Pablum is a processed cereal for infants originally marketed by the Mead Johnson Company in 1931. The trademarked name is a contracted form of the Latin word pabulum, which means "foodstuff". The name had long been used in botany and medicine to refer to nutrition or substances of which the nutritive elements are passively absorbed.'

So intellectual! Let me impress everyone in the next thread with my use of the word Kleenex.

>>83895347
damn right. Lynch made this for us

>>83895410
Get out. Twin Peaks isn't for you thinking types

>>83895426

yeah anon you said it!!! normies BTFO!!!!!!

>>83895426
>Lynch made this for us
The truly gullible who love the taste of cobbled together hack shit.

>>83895347
Well I do have one friend that likes this show but it's because I pretty much made him because he was hanging at my place and I was smoking him out. He was into it by the dream. I feel like people would like this show as long as there not if they gave it a chance ( Not true "normies" I don't really like to say that but some people you just know)

>>83894571

"Normies" aren't even watching it in the first place.

>>83894542
GRANADAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

>>83895440
I've had about enough of you and your National Biscuit Company (Nabisco® for the plebs)

>>83895479
lmaoo

>>83894704
why not? TP is not sekrit club

>>83895323
>I look forward to hearing more about this "white lodge"
>When I return... from my journey

>>83895220
No, THIS is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIt4UMNGu2Q

>>83895359
Whoever layed that carpet should be fired.

>>83895561
They should get stabbed to death by a midget.

>>83894979
is that john romero?

>>83895359
I wonder how much David Lynch paid Vin Diesel for this role.

Reminder that Twin Peaks is the feeling man's show.

>>83895672
>feeling man
That's a nice way of saying faggot.

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>>83895672
Yeah, I definitely feel something in my pants.

>>83895707
The faggot is the warden because Mr. Strawberry is a huge nigger who fucks his ass. Screencap this since it's correct

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>>83894435

The First season of Twin Peaks and X-Files was the last television where you didn't get politics shoved into your anus.

The SJWism in The Return is meant to be satirical (Trump = Dougie = Lynch haha) but it's still annoying as hell and there's a very high chance that it will get worse because Lynch had to bend the knee in order to get his final work through.

Sad but not at all surprising.

>>83895820
>Trump = Dougie = Lynch
I think you need to get off 4chan for a while.

>>83895820
>reddit spacing

>>83895731
Naomi Watts confirmed for never clearing the table in her life.
spoiled hollywood bitch.

>>83894875
He'll get his mind back at the very end, and the first thing he does will be to sincerely ask how Annie is

>>83895728
>skinny fat

6/10

>>83895868
>poor little wage slave is triggered that not everyone had to suffer like him

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>>83895908

>Dale Cooper, I'm afraid in your ... possession you've killed her.

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>>83895956
But accruing excess wealth is immoral and bad for societies. Literally everyone who makes more than 200K per year should be automatically gassed, then the rest handled on a case-by-case basis.

FUCK

I don't want this show to end bros

GENE

>>83895359
h-he's fast!

>>83896054
>posted from a phone and internet made possible by wealth disparity and technologies developed by capitalists
You're just being a moron ironically, right?

>>83895856
>>83895860
It will get worse, mark my words. It's the same SJW bullshit but this time it's more subtle because of Lynch.

>>83895359
Why are the sets so bare this season?

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Is this the missing pieces or fire walk with me?
The file says it's fire walk with me but it's only 91 minutes.

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>>83896122
>d-don't eat that cabbage that could only be farmed under feudalism, filthy capitalist! Go back to hunting-and-gathering if you hate this so much!
really provokes the cerebrations.

>>83896217
Missing Pieces

>>83896159
(You)

>>83896217

That's just Agent Desmond being the coolest motherfucker to ever live.

Please post heroinfu. She is just the cutest.

>>83895202
Richard Beymer is the best actor in the entire show.

>>83896219
Could you make an argument in a less autistic format, Mr. Hypocrite?

>>83896233
Why did Lynch completely drop this ?
If he's going to go back to it, why did he introduce it so early?

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>>83896307
The Eternal Science of Dialectical Materialism

>>83896374
So that's a no. Got it. It's so fun when twenty somethings shut down when cornered.

>>83895630
It's Joe Rogan you sped

>In the third season's original plans, BOB and MIKE were from a place or a planet made of creamed corn which moves backward.

They fell out with each other when BOB stole a can of corn and escaped pursued by MIKE. The chase began on December 31st, 1951 or on the night of Eisenhower inauguration with insects and garmonbozia appearing on the presidential table when the inauguration was stopped for half an hour (though it actually was because of the broadcast of the I Love Lucy episode where she has a baby).

Every character has a doppelganger who lives in a reality 2 minutes or nanoseconds behind the other reality.

The original intention would have been played as if the good Coop was possessed by BOB and eventually reveal it to be his doppelganger instead.

To rescue Dale from the place and the return the spirits to their place, Truman would open a portal by driving the sheriff jeep backward through a corn field, going back in time.

Why did Lynch completely drop this?

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>>83896401
you got me

>>83896409
It's Vin Diesel you pleb.

>>83896427
>Truman would open a portal by driving the sheriff jeep backward through a corn field, going back in time.
Up to this point it made sense. Driving backwards through a corn field? What the fuck, is he redneck Superman? But the doppleganger idea is interesting.

>>83896427
I bet this was Frost's idea.

>>83896427

If anything it just proves that Lynch just throw zany shit out there with no rhyme or reason.

All of it reads like generic church of the subgenius drivel.

Let's Settle this once and for all

http://www.strawpoll.me/13185844

>>83896427
your book isn't canon Frost

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Why doesn't Lynch have any main black characters?

>>83896596
Not as easy as it sounds to produce stuff like that, though.

>>83896670
Niggers as main characters is something only the jewish-run american media enforces. It's not true to the state of the world and lynch knows this.

>>83896670
now i have to jerk off to black women again

>>83896676

Twin Peaks is not really know for high quality special effects.
I'm sure Lynch would rig something up in Lotus 1-2-3.

>>83896122
The feudal lord probably noticed this irony, too, when the peasants revolted, taking up arms with his pitch-forks and killing him.

Capitalism and socialism do not make things. Labour does.

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Hi /tv/, I'm a representative from /r/twinpeaks
Mr David Lynch will do an AMA there next week, We hope you guys will join us and ask some quality questions.
Here's a link for more information about the AMA
http://imgur.com/2TOMdY8

Thanks, /tv/

>>83894585
Montana

>>83896764
lynch is fbi not cia

>>83894466
Oh, how I wish this was real. Why did Bowie had to die?

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Finally I can discuss the new chapter properly. Can somebody clarify me this shit?

>Who hired Spike to kill Dougie and the woman who I know jackshit about?
>Just how many groups are after Dougie? As far as I understand there are three: the faggots who died at the car explosion, the faggots with the red car + woman, and the ones that hired Spike
>Any ideas on what Dougie's boss understood from his kid scribbles?
>What's with the junkie girl?
>Why am I even asking this when I know you'll just shit on me and tell me to make my own assumptions

>>83896764
Why would we join? Your mods will just delete any of the funny or controversial things we ask/say.

>>83895258
It's made out of gargonbozia.

>>83896845
>The same person who hired the woman. She failed with the car bomb and so they're getting rid of her and sending someone else after Coop/Dougie.
>Only the people he was in debt to and the people who rigged his car and sent Ike the Spike. The people who died in the explosion were just carjackers trying to take a seemingly easy car. The woman and Ike were both sent by the same person/people. Might be sent by not-Coop since they both reported to that shrinking box, which then would lead back to Jeffries. It is convoluted.
>That the guy he earlier called a liar is defrauding the company.
>No idea. Might be a lodge spirit.

>>83895258
It's marketed as a Chinese designer drug by the name of "The Sparkle". Red is actually the manufacturer, he's Mrs. Chalfont / Tremont's grandson who practices magic and has a dank mask. He's found a way to salt and recrystallize garmonbozia, creating a potent drug that can be insufflated. This guy knows what's up >>83896917

>>83896845
>Who hired Spike to kill Dougie
I assumed it was the people Dougie owed money to (as he had yet to pay).
>Any ideas on what Dougie's boss understood from his kid scribbles?
I think it was that certain names (possibly of partners within the firm) were reappearing on each others work, suggesting some fraudulent scheme.

>What's with the junkie girl?
She could be a spirit or like Philip Gerard's human host, requiring drugs to stop her from turning. But otherwise, she's saying 9-1-1 backwards - which Jade also said.

>How many groups after Dougie
I assumed the guys who died in the car explosion weren't after Dougie, they were just looking to steal a car - it is a pretty bad neighbourhood - junkies, sexworkers, etc.

>>83896929
Ah, that makes things a little more clear. I too infered the doppelganger would want to kill Dougie-now-Cooper after the exchange happened, but there's so much shit happening to even remember my own theories each week. Thanks, anon.

>>83895868
She's from Kangaroofuck, Australia. I'm sure they didn't even have a single table there, just ate snake guts up the dirtfloor of their family bungalow.

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>>83896347
>everyone was so excited to come back
>they only get cameos.

>>83896985
>>83896929
Shit. There's something else. Are the green lights that Coop sees some kind of Black Lodge aid to help him not fuck up or is it a physical manifestation of Coop's skills to find the truth?

>>83896985
The Las Vegas guy who works at the behest of the person you hope you never get involved with hired the midget to kill the woman who hired the assassins to kill Dougie and failed. THREE BODIES? (at the car explosion). She got ice picked because of it. Now midget has to clean up. Booper is the man telling Las Vegas dude what to do with his computer haxx0r skills. He's the type of dude you hope you never get involved with.

>>83895731
>>83895868
>Not being able to appreciate the subtlety of a character hesitating to do something, then resigning from doing it as a simple device to express her anger or frustration.


It's like you people genuinely are plebs.

>>83897039
Bozo, it's literally from MIKE sending him magical powers, he waves them at him after channeling energy from the swinging traffic light. Green means go

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>>83896914
I'd rather go to Facebook than Reddit

http://welcometotwinpeaks.com/theories/glass-box-dale-cooper-naido-footage-synchronized/

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>>83897079
Damn, thanks for tha patience m8. I wish I could figure this by myself but I just can't and will eventually have more questions.

Ive seen FWWM, didnt really like it, is missing pieces worth a watch?

>>83897201
Heresy. Only one of the bullets actually hurt him. The other two were stopped by the bulletproof vest.

>>83897272
While you're right about the bulletproof vest stopping two of the bullets, those are still really damaging, especially at point blank. He had some broken ribs along with the one bullet wound, the broken ribs would have been caused by the concussion of two bullets slamming into his chest at point blank range.

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Has Tarantino seen season 3 yet? Has he repented for shitting on FWWM?

>Nothing ever happens. All it is is a bunch of people talking to each other for hours on end.

>>83897541
I don't remember any feet scenes in the new episodes so he probably still hates it.

>>83897592
Meant for >>83897541

>>83897541
>Tarantino

>“In a way, what Tarantino has done with the French New Wave and with David Lynch is what Pat Boone did with rhythm and blues: He's found (ingeniously) a way to take what is ragged and distinctive and menacing about their work and homogenize it, churn it until it's smooth and cool and hygienic enough for mass consumption. Reservoir Dogs, for example, with its comically banal lunch chatter, creepily otiose code names, and intrusive soundtrack of campy pop from decades past, is a Lynch movie made commercial, i.e., fast, linear, and with what was idiosyncratically surreal now made fashionably (i.e., "hiply") surreal [...] D. Lynch is an exponentially better filmmaker than Q. Tarantino. For, unlike Tarantino, D. Lynch knows that an act of violence in an American film has, through repetition and desensitization, lost the ability to refer to anything but itself. A better way to put what I just tried to say: Quentin Tarantino is interested in watching somebody's ear getting cut off; David Lynch is interested in the ear.”

>>83897201
I miss fanart like this

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>>83865638
>One anon described one of the on-lookers as thinking how he's going to tweet about this later
Was it this guy?

>>83897754
>fanart
i'll bet this was a published illustration in a magazine

What did coop's drawings expose?

>>83897792
>Space Cop-tier crowd scene has an aidsmoby in it
pottery

>>83897792
Yes.
t. anon who described the on-looker

>>83897792
Is that moby?

>>83897874
http://www.ocregister.com/2017/05/18/moby-is-legally-prohibited-from-talking-about-the-twin-peaks-reboot/

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>>83897815
Ladders. And Nancy. That fuckin' Nancy.

do we have a beat, moby?

>>83897815
Tom Sizemore's lies.

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>>83897942
Do I take the ladder? Or follow the steps?

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>>83897950
I heard that, shitbird.

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>>83897996
red balloon on picture behind his head

>>83895820
There is genuinely something wrong with you

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>>83894979
>dressing your daughter up as a dead rape victim and dressing yourself as the rapist
Twin Peaks was a mistake

>>83898033
There were red balloons outside near the cowboy statue, too.

What did they mean by this? (literally)

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What would drive a low-IQ pos to join the police force and act like such a douchebag?

>>83895329
Go buy some minutes Tyrone, your baby mama's been trying to call you

>>83898149
That sweet, sweet bribe money.

>>83898149
why don't you ask your average American policeman :^)

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>>83898033
Gawdamm, nice catch.

Crazy Illuminati bullshit.

>>83898149
>low IQ
>douchebag
Because he thinks a dead kid shouldn't be a free pass to be a cunt?
He's a strong character that doesn't put up with weakness or disruptive bullshit.
An apt personality for a cop.

>>83898149
Also, he's the exact opposite of Andy.
You need diversity on a police force right?
You can't have everyone crying when someone dies.

>>83898149
you do know that the police force actually won't hire people with high IQ's
http://www.nytimes.com/1999/09/09/nyregion/metro-news-briefs-connecticut-judge-rules-that-police-can-bar-high-iq-scores.html

>>83898342
That explains a lot.

>>83894739
The same normies who are finding this season incomprehensible

>>83895731
Yeah, this triggered me. I seriously hope this was intentional.

>>83894739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjDa-_Vq51I

Sums up the average "casual" viewer pretty well.

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Jade gave two rides

>>83898490
Lynch himself says he doesn't know what his movies / shows mean. Anyone who claims to "understand" the "meaning" of his stuff is a fake.

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>>83894792
Are you kidding? She played a highschool sophomore going on 30. Pic related was more attractive.
But damn, Blue Velvet's premise is pretty horrific if you think about it.

>>83898553
Laura Dern was born in 1967. She was 19 in Blue Velvet.

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>>83896122

>>83898523
understanding isn't the same as knowing, obviously

>>83898622
I think his point was that she always looked old as fuck. She honestly looks "better" now because she looks younger than her age.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL-NpAz2yFU

What do we think of her?

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>>83898622
Old enough for the chicken walk

>>83898662
>it's kind of frustrating with dougie now, because i just want the real coop back
immediately dropped, less than 0/10

>>83898662
Would watch Twin Peaks with her and discuss for an hour afterwards. Then I'd give her a hug, leave, drive home, jerk off thinking about her and fall asleep. Repeat until the finale.

>>83898638
You can always tell the type of person that makes these cartoons when everyone is a POC except the "dumb guy" who is always white.

>>83898700
C H I C K E N E D

>>83898648
yeah, I agree. the knowing is kind of unspoken and allusive though. letting it be. like a magical forest. you've been there, felt its effects, seen some of its wonders, but you don't exactly understand it, haven't penetrated its depths, and you certainly can't say "oh, these strange groups of trees are 'about' this, they exist for this".

this is why I hate people who say "this strange artistic form that [telegraphed up unconsciously] is 'about' blablabla, it's 'critiquing' 'Capitalism' etc".

>>83898727
You are very intelligent.

>>83898773
*[that telegraphed up unconsciously]

>>83895262
arent we all reading, right now?

>>83898707
Don't pretend you won't cream your pants the second Coop is back.

>>83898707
I miss the old Kanye, straight from the Go Kanye
Chop up the soul Kanye, set on his goals Kanye
I hate the new Kanye, the bad mood Kanye
The always rude Kanye, spaz in the news Kanye
I miss the sweet Kanye, chop up the beats Kanye
I gotta say, at that time I'd like to meet Kanye
See, I invented Kanye, it wasn't any Kanyes
And now I look and look around and there's so many Kanyes
I used to love Kanye, I used to love Kanye
I even had the pink polo, I thought I was Kanye
What if Kanye made a song about Kanye
Called "I Miss The Old Kanye"? Man, that'd be so Kanye
That's all it was Kanye, we still love Kanye
And I love you like Kanye loves Kanye

>>83898783
Thanks, I am pretty ethnic.

>>83898638
what a fucking strawman. it shows people making much more reasonable arguments than contemporary leftists usually make, and the strawman 'white guy' is taking a counterstance nobody really takes.

fucking hell will leftists just all kill themselves already? if ONLY they were as reasonable and innocuous as the characters in the comic.

Normies are thoroughly btfo at this point

>>83898707
>I hated the original twin peaks because Cooper was such a shit character. The whole time I was thinking "I wish Cooper was brain dead and just wandered around aimlessly struggling to do basic shit" now that would be a show I can get into!

>>83898813
The old Coop is never coming back and I'm amazed by the amount of faggots that don't realize this. He'll get his memories back, but he'll be a broken man. Then people will complain that it's not the same even more.

>WHY ISN'T COOP TALKING ABOUT LE COFFEE AND PIE AND HONKING EVERYONE'S NOSES

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>>83898851
>>83898847

Fuck Dougie
I'm done with this trash

>>83897302
The wood tick took the bullet for him like a bro.

>>83898890
>i want to watch the same shit over and over instead of a progression of a story
>only familiar imagery is good to me because i lack critical thinking skills and just want to clap at things i recognize
>i am unable to move forward in my life and constantly compare things to what they once were

>>83898899
LYNCHED

>Nothing fucking happens and Cooper is still retarded: The episode
I get Lynch's slow paced artistic style but this is just bad.

>>83898707

to be fair, she actually has been liking the season so far, I think this actually the first time she's complained about Dougie

>>83898889
This show is normie as fuck though.
>physical comedy
>verbal humor
>English speaking
>recurring characters
>human characters
>relationships between characters
>characters
>plot-lines
>identifiable visuals that we can attach meaning to
>references to things normies know of
>on a visual medium

This show may be good for you plebs but I'm looking for something a little more high brow and out of your depth.
Have fun with your normie show, normies.

honest question, if someone wants the old coop back, are they automatically a normie?

personally I love Dougie. I can't fully explain why but those scenes of him standing at the foot of that statue are comfy as shit.

>>83898931
>>i want to watch the same shit over and over instead of a progression of a story
>>only familiar imagery is good to me because i lack critical thinking skills and just want to clap at things i recognize
>>i am unable to move forward in my life and constantly compare things to what they once were

>the only way to avoid these things is have a brain dead main character for 5 episodes

>FUCK GENE KELLY YOU MOTHERFUCKER
>THE KING AND I, I LIKE IT

what will the next musical reference be?

>>83898894
Imagine being so wrong. Coop is already being helped through the plot by Mary Sue writing (clinically retarded, but magic helps make him capable). Lynch loves Cooper, there's no way he's gone.

>>83898996
really the strangest, weirdest thing about the show is that they somehow keep finding bands that sound exactly alike and are all awful

>>83899008
Even Lynch knows people will want him back. MIKE literally tells him to wake up (as if he's the audience).

Is Dougie the ultimate normie filter?

>>83899008
If you watch Twin Peaks you are automatically a normie.

>>83898996
Ok, list one show currently airing that's better.

>>83899008
No, it's understandable to want Cooper to get his memories back. It would be dumb if he doesn't.

But anyone complaining about Dougie right now is a fucking pleb who just wants to skip the struggle and the journey of a character just so they can see things they recognize and clap at their TVs like smokin' fuckin' babies.

We're seeing Cooper's journey back to the world. Why would anyone want to skip right to the end?

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>>83898818
Old Kanye would have fit nicely into Twin Peaks

>>83899031
Cooper is literally just Lynch himself.
So what is the retarded Coop a commentary on?
His inactivity in the past 11 years?

>>83898638

white dude is calling out obvious hypocrisy.

modern sjws are clearly hedonists but think communism will help bring that into fruition. retarded.

>>83899031
If you think season 1 Cooper is ever going to be back, you're in for a huge fucking surprise.

>>83899049
>show
haha, normies are humerous.

>>83899064
>Why would anyone want to skip right to the end?
Coop coming back shouldn't be the end, it should be the beginning of a journey. That's why people are freaking out, It's already 1/3 of the way over.

Just rewatched the pilot, it's very cool to see continuity things between it and FWWM like
>Cooper tells Diane not to get Sam's help
>James says that Laura said Bobby killed a guy

>>83899141
>what is a first act
>what is a second act
>what is a third act

There will be plenty of Cooper to go around. I honestly think the weekly airing format is causing people to be far more impatient. DougieCoop would most likely be far more bearable to the impatient if the show was on Netflix and bingable. I'm not meaning that as an insult, it's just the truth considering the whole "18-hour film" idea.

>>83899145
Laura is honestly the fucking worst. A fucking cheating, literal prostitute whore who thinks gossiping about a fucking murder is okay. If she existed today she'd be the type to always post about "drama" on Facebook.

>>83894760
Never been a big fan either, but this song is decent. Reminds me of Elvis Costello.

>>83898067
>An observant poster around the web noted the picture of Franz Kafka in Cole's office a few episodes ago. This wasn't just quirky set dressing; Lynch is on record as being an admirer of the Prague-born writer. This extended Dougie detour has been an opportunity for Lynch (and Frost) to pay homage to Kafka by exploring many of his pet themes. I have read Metamorphosis and a few of Kafka's short stories and in this light Lynch's intentions for DougieCoop are clear; the character has encountered exactly the kinds of societal and bureaucratic obstacles that a character from any number of Kafka stories might encounter.

I don't think you know the man very well.

>>83894442
Cooper will get his mind back, but will become trapped in the lodge again after a sacrifice. The first scene with him and the Giant was a flash-forward to the ending.

>>83899273
Alright, and how is any of that SJW?

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How many weeks more of Dougie trolling? He clearly isn't improving and the show's not going anywhere.

>>83899035
i think almost everything with Cooper's story is Lynch commenting to the audience
"make sense of it"

>>83899273
Huh. That's pretty interesting actually.

The only foil to that that immediately stands out to me is the fact that everything seems to be working out for Dougie (avoids getting killed by hitmen, wife stands by him and negotiates his debts down, the whole boss and ladder shit). Whereas a character in a Kafka novel would be marred down by the volleys of inconveniences -- eventually succumbing to them.

I can definitely see the connection/nod, though. Thanks, anon.

>>83899340
It's from reddit

I sicked my finder in my cat's butthole and it smelled bad.

>>83898107
i bet he got so many invisible internet points for that though

>>83899351

After he has to kill cueball midget in self-defense.

>>83898149

>a low-IQ pos to join the police force and act like such a douchebag

Real life?

>>83899529
Where did the midget even come from? Why did he kill office women?

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I didnt get these coopers scribbles

are they stocks plummeting or what? is he predicting stocks going down?

>>83899570

Because Winkie's man hired him to.

>>83899570
>Why did he kill office women?
Manlet rage
Who better to hire as a killer of women than a midget

>>83899605

Sizemore is up to shady shit.

>>83899662
how does the childish scribblings imply that?

>>83899088

He's part Lynch, part Frost, or so people claim.

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>>83899673
Follow the steps to the heavy snake doodle right to Anthony's name.

Windom Earle return When??

>>83899088
>So what is the retarded Coop a commentary on?
He's not a commentary on anything. Lynch is not a reddit pleb looking for deep social commentary in every indefinite article.

>>83899717
why does the boss suddendly "understand" that cooper isnt just crazy, but the childish scribblins actually mean something? he is just drawing lines to the guys name for fucks sake

>>83899729

Never, he's getting anally prolapsed in the BL for all eternity.

>>83899736

All their insurance payouts are going up right as they file a claim with him? I dunno?

>>83899066
I bet Lynch loves Yeezus
and 808 and Heartbreak

>>83896670
>entire filmography is about exorcising the demons of 50s white america
>Waah why aren't there more black people?

This is probably the thing I hate most about so-called sjw's: their complete disregard for art as anything other than a platform for bourgeois politics.

>>83894595
I want Diane to give me a prostate massage

>>83896670

Fuck their opinion, amused blackground man made that scene.

>ONE ONE NINE survives through plot convenience
>Edgy Horne smashes a fucking kid the next week

I got fucking Lyched again.

Dougie Jones is one thicc bih???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1Wm4kG6ON8

>>83899806
>>83899066
>>83898818
Reminder that you will be literally lynched within the next 10 to 30 years

Day of the rope soon

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>>83899899
Sweetie will outlive all of us. Better lifestyle.

So is it a safe bet that Bobby hid pages from Laura's diary about him killing a dude or am I underthinking it?

>>83900210
Is never thought of that. I like it, even if it turns out not to be the case.

>>83897639
DFW?

>>83899034
Yeah, it's exactly like being at a live music bar.

>>83900499
You wanna hang out Anon?

>>83899034

I've forgotten everything after Chromatics. It was neat there, after that whenever I see a transition to the roadhouse it just says to me "time for an excuse for a credits sequence".

>>83899605
All of Sizemore's claims have the same investigating police officers: Loomis & Stockton.

The implication is that Sizemore/Sinclair is engaging in insurance fraud with the assistance of the police, which is why the boss is so troubled when he realises it, and asks Dougie to keep this information to himself.

Dougie's claim forms in the case files are from a different police officer than Sizemore/Sinclair's.

Why is Dougie Jones a thicc bih?

>none of the co-worker hungering for Dougie's cock this week

Disappointed.

NEW THREAD
>>83900718
>>83900718
>>83900718

>>83900210
I doubt bobby would be dumb enough to hide incriminating information at the Sheriffs department. Not only the place where he works, but the place that literally arrests people for committing crimes.

>>83894733
>>83894825
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slow_television