The Good >Opening scene showing Ahmanet make a deal with Set

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>>83885169
Haven't seen it. Is the good enough to make it worth while? I'm a big Cruise fan too.

>>83885169
It's a bad movie, but not an abomination that Rotten Tomatoes makes it out to be. The main problems I had with the movie were identity, humor, dialogue, and execution.

If the intention was to create a Mummy remake closer in tone with the 1932 version, they should've stuck with it. Instead, I found the movie wanting to be more as the 1999 version while having some elements from '32.

Humor was mostly miss, especially when it came to Jake Johnson's character. I found his dead and cursed sidekick to Cruise's shtick rather annoying, tedious, and unnecessary. If Cruise's character can sense Ahmanet and tell him where to go, then what was the need for Vail as a character. Of course, this was the doing of both Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci who both feel the need to have a character similar to Vail in every movie they do (see Revenge of the Fallen).

Dialogue, again that has to do with the shitty duo of Kurtzman and Orci.

Finally, execution. What I mean is they seemed to rush the establishment of the Dark Universe, revealing Mr. Hyde too early for example, instead of crafting the arc organically.

Overall, I give it a 5/10 and would watch again because of Cruise.

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>>83885169
>no one wants to watch this movie with me because of tom cruse

>>83887555

Me and my dubs will watch it with you and your trips, anon

Why would anyone choose the blonde over the mummy goddess? There's nothing to lose.

>>83887504

My biggest problem is "Why are we rooting against Ahmanet?" Okay, a little patricide and infanticide, but it was like 4000 years ago, and maybe a few dead (English) cops. She's probably got the smallest body count of any villain in a long while.

>>83887504
>The main problems I had with the movie were identity, humor, dialogue, and execution.
okay so 3/4 of what makes a movie good. Only thing we're missing is "moving pictures" and "maybe some music"

>>83885169
The opening scene with Ahmanet would have worked much better in the middle of the movie with Jekyll explaining who she is after they captured her. At the beginning it makes it feel like a tacked on short not part of the actual movie.

>>83887504
yeah the dumb sidekick was beyond fucking annoying

I really wished they had done more with Cruise's "can't die" powers. You could have had him do cool shit like running into burning buildings or setting off IED's, getting shot a bunch, shit like that. Have him just go nuts with no regard to his body knowing he was just going to come back because of the curse. Instead he gets punched a few times and that's it.

>>83885169
just me or did Russell Crowe look really fucking bloated. I know he's probably gained weight from getting old, but jesus his hands looks like fat baby hands every time they did a closeup on em.

>>83885169
>doesn't end up with the mummy
For fuck's sake, what are some movies where the protagonist actually ends up joining with the villain or something, and not trash where the villain has redeemed themselves or whatever

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>>83887666
>There's nothing to lose.
Except for those ocean eyes.

>>83888298

Mummy had amber eyes, even better.

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>you will never find an ancient Egyptian tomb in the middle of Iraq, inadvertently free a 5000 year old mummy who will obese over you and offer you power beyond you wildest dreams and her undying loyalty for all eternity

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>>83890540
>ywn accept her offer and take her virginity

>>83890540
>obese over you
>obese
Really makes me think..

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>>83890744
>"just give in"

>>83890781
>>83890744
>>83890540

Really, was there a downside? I don't think she even wanted world domination like any villain of the week from every other capeshit, just to rule what she was owed but lost thanks to male primogeniture. It's not like Egypt would do any worse with her ruling it.

>>83890540

My wife totally obesed on me.

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>>83890827
This.
Stupid movie was trying to make her the villain, when all she wanted was a qt bf to rule with her and take her virginity.
The only people she killed were the people she "ate" at the crash site, but that was because that's how she feeds herself.
And she didn't destroy anything, if anything that sand storm in London was just a minor nuisance to people.

>>83887724
>She's probably got the smallest body count of any villain in a long while.

Better then some heroes.

>>83890827
>you could have reestablished a prosperous ancient civilization in the ME and whipe isis ans islam off the face of the earth

Who is the bad guy again?

>>83890988

Well, she caused a little damage here and there, some cars, the plane. But compare to any capeshit, where whole towns or cities are wiped out and millions die despite the movie saying "oh that financial district was totally evacuated." What was her body count, like 20-30 tops, including the three in ancient Egypt? Most of those were Jekyll's underlings, and like 4 cops.

>>83890988
Well anybody that breathed in the glass sand would have been fucked

>>83887724
She never cared about the killing, she even says so. "The times were different".
Literally all she wanted was to be a queen, but fate took that from her.

>>83891100

Not her. Not her.

i'd rather watch that piece of shit Gods of Egypt 6 times that this once

>>83891216

It wasn't that bad, just dumb and with a villain who should have won, but had to be sacrificed for the sake of this dumb Dark Universe nonsense. This is what, their third attempt to jumpstart this project?

>>83887504
>but not an abomination that Rotten Tomatoes makes it out to be
But RT is just the percentage of critics that thought it was good, meaning most critics agree with you that it was bad.

>>83891265
Second I believe, this and Dracula untold. I liked Dracula, wasn't great but if they did that in all black and white today with only the modern scenes in color every one would lose their collective hipster nostalgia boner hard.

>>83891216
No you wouldn't you liar

>>83891406
Still don't understand why they didn't add Dracula untold to thr universe
The ending fits in perfectly

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Mummy mummy anony needs cuddly

>>83890540
This is what made the movie absolutely unbearable.

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>>83890744
>>83890988
giv mummy gf

>>83892248
It's literally the same plotline as the Fraser movie.

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You're out on a swim with your gf when a qt 5000 year old mummy slaps you on the ass. What do?

>>83892418
submit

>>83892418
Run for it.

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GIV MUMMY

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>>83892629
oh god look at the way she expose her neck!!!!!!!

>>83892418
moan

>>83892418
Give in

>>83892418

>implying I have a gf
>implying I don't her stab the shit out of me and then become her king, and bf

what really sucks is that Dracula Untold isn't part of this shitty Universe, would have been a good start
get rid of Cruise and have Dracula team up with Ahmanet, that's how I would've done it

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>>83892850
>If you give in I'll make you immortal and let you fuck me raw ALL. DAY. LONG.
>Pfft no homo
No seriously. What was his problem?

>>83894067

Egyptians mostly shaved off hair to prevent lice, but I'd like to hope she didn't.

>>83887904
This, I didn't make sense watch it first and the a shit ton of flashbacks

>>83895432
I think they were trying to mirror the Fraser movie, with the whole introductory sequence that sets up the rest of the movie.

>>83887951
His only truly funny scene was in the ladies' restroom. That got a genuine chuckle out of me.

But the rest of the time his "funny" remarks were just dull and forced.

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>>83892298

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This part was spooky

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>>83890827
There wasn't any real downside.

Her ritual would turn you into a Set-like god with his powers. That was it.

She seemed to expect Nick to then destroy shit and dominate, but that would ultimately be due to his own choice. He could also just choose to be nice about it.

For an evil plan, it was pretty damn safe.

>>83890540
It is so sad that Cruise's character had to suck the life out of her

I really hope they somehow bring her back but I doubt we will get a sequel since they are doing Bride of Frankenstein next

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>>83896326
WHO /THOTH/ HERE?

>>83896326
If you watched the 1932 movie, the Mummy can have full control over people so perhaps the ritual would make her have control over him but since Nick stabbed himself, he therefore had full control

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>>83895879
>Also it is conceptually unusual to see Tom Cruise in this kind of movie. He just doesn't come off as believable.
If you think about it in a different way, this is a role that is so not Tom Cruise that it actually makes me appreciate him in this more.

Anyone who says "this feels like a typical Tom Cruise movie" it really doesn't.

That shot of him with tears in his eyes and looking at the dead body of the blonde was done really well, if only the movie actually made me care about the blonde then this scene would have had more of an impact.

>>83896392
True.

This movie didn't specify anything about that, though. It just seemed like a harmless (minus the stabbing) transformation.

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>>83896439

>>83896323
It's a damn shame the movie was in such a rush to rejuvenate her.

Her remaining zombie-like longer and stealthily creating more and more zombie minions could've added some nice horror.

>>83895879
>But more importantly the "monster" of the movie is lame as fuck.
The monster was the only good thing about the movie. Hot mummy princess who murders her baby brother for the crown and is erased from history as a result? Good concept, poor execution of the rest of the movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e197nlvOGeQ

>>83896507
EXTENDED CUT MAYBE??

This movie felt so rushed. There has got to be some extra scenes that they cut out or trimmed

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>>83896519
>Good concept, poor execution of the rest of the movie.
This pretty much sums up the movie. I hate when critics just bash it but what everyone should agree on is that the concept for this is absolutely brilliant. Listening to Tom Cruise talk during all the interviews, he REALLY was happy to make this and wanted to do it justice. It's a shame with whatever happened that the result wasn't that great.

I still give respect to Tom and the director for trying to make this work and Sofia Boutella who was absolutely stunning as the Mummy: not just the way she looked but her acting. Really sold me in every scene she was in.

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This scene was fantastic with Set hovering slowly over Ahmanet.

SEE RIDLEY SCOTT? THIS IS HOW YOU DO HORROR! SLOW MOVING CREATURE AND NOT FAST

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>>83896695
I read the early ideas of the movie before the first trailer and it really caught my eye. I was so looking forward to watching this because what was written sounded like it could have been a masterpiece. Unfortunately, the movie has a lot of problems as you all know (the humor that doesn't work in places, the dialogue isn't that good and the pacing is all over the place).

I still adore the story and aspect of this movie even if the end product isn't that great as it could have been.

>>83896692
Agreed, that mummy monster was genuinely creepy.

The way it moved, the way it sounded, the way it was cast in shadow and barely visible as it slowly approached.

>>83896656
>Listening to Tom Cruise talk during all the interviews, he REALLY was happy to make this and wanted to do it justice
Damn... I feel bad for him, then.

His performance was actually pretty good. It was unusual for me to see him in this kind of role, so it was a little impressive to see him do it as well as he did. I can believe that he put a lot of effort into it.

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>It's a filming Sofia completely nude episode

>>83896856
It makes it sound like Cruise spent 5 years making it with how excited he is when talking about it. I hope the critics didn't depress him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QimEtyKL5Mg

>>83896957

Did anyone not feel sad for her here? Did anyone care about blonde chick?

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This was a good scene desu

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>>83897049
THIS WAS PRACTICAL! WOW

>>83897086

I don't understand why more small shots wouldn't be practical. Your secondary crew can film whatever it is like 400 different times from all angles and editing can perfect the cut, all without needing to hire long and expensive CG animation.

>>83897049
>tfw you get haunted by old rotten mummy
>tfw it turns out it wants you to essentially be its lover

That part where they are walking around the storeroom with skulls and stuff in jars to set up future movies was great.

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>>83897043
>Did anyone care about blonde chick?
No

>>83896901
>11 minutes spent on Cruse
>Only 3 on Sofia
Granted it's Tom versus Sofia, but still I kind of wish they spent more time on her.

>>83897043
>Caring about the cock blocker
Why should I? She's the only thing that was stopping Cruse from plundering that ancient egyptian booty.

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>>83897181
>Record scratch
>Freeze frame
>"That's me. You might be wondering how I got myself into this situation of 2 woman (1 a cute Egyptian Goddess and 1 a random blonde) fighting over me. But let's take you back to the beginning of the story"

>>83897209

Cruise's gayness leaks into the film when he picks the manface over a queen of the nile. What's the worst that happens? You gain some powers over life and death, get weird pupils, and then rule Egypt and expel the muslims, restoring the ancient pantheon that's been absent for two thousand years.

Disasters and destruction don't count when they happen in the middle east, X-Men Apocalypse showed us that.

>>83897257
Nick is ex military, meaning he has been assigned to fighting a lot of middle eastern terrorists and watching them bomb up innocent places.

When he is confronted with the Mummy who Dr Jekyll tells him that she is going to destroy the world - what is he to do? Due to his military experiences, he is viewing her as a threat just like he views the terrorists.

>>83897333

I don't know how all of that was extrapolated so fast when in the flashback it seemed like only ten minutes went by between her killing dad and then attempting the sacrifice

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>>83896885

>>83897398
The guy is ex military.. is it so hard to work out what his backstory is? I thought most hated everything spoon fed on screen for them?

>>83897181
>filename
Heh.

>>83897484

I meant for her. Figuring out what she wanted when the last time she was alive was thousands of years ago and the time frame between doing dark magic and getting mummified was like what, half a day? How could anyone know what her ultimate plans were? Her immediate concern was consolidating power and having a husband with the powers of Set. How the fuck would they know she'd want to destroy the world or whatever.

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>>83897477
HOW IS THIS ALLOWED IN A PG 13 MOVIE?

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>>83897181
>"I've covered wars you know."
If Cruise did this Frank West line, I'd fucking laugh my ass off in the cinema

>>83890744
Fugg I would.

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>>83897043
>>83897181
>>83897209
I'm the only one who's team blondie.

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>>83897530
If the movie went full R we could have seen Ahmanet entirely nude directly in front of the camera.

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>>83897509
Dr Jekyll has studied Ancient Egypt a lot no doubt. Heck he even has a copy of the same Book of the Dead book scene in the 1999 Mummy movie.

He knows what her plans are.

Please let Brendan appear in a sequel as Rick in modern times in a short flashback

>>83897509
>How the fuck would they know she'd want to destroy the world or whatever
Because Jekyll knew a lot about Set.
Most of which was actually wrong. Set isn't an evil, devil-like deity and isn't a god of death, but whatever.
So he knew where things would go if Set was lead into the world in human form, as she had attempted in the past and continued to attempt with Nick. It was just a logical conclusion.

>>83897599
>>83897608

Well, since the movie was a bomb and Ahmanet's never coming back, we're free to explore the what-ifs of how things should have really gone.

>>83885169
Does Crowe turn into Mr. Hyde and if so is the CGI decent?

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>>83897587
He hasn't seen the raw footage of the whole day's shoot
Neither have I but I am sure footage of that must exist.

R RATED EXTENDED CUT WHEN?

Pic related I don't think was in the movie. They instead cut to her back so you don't see her tits that much

>>83897530
MPAA is always weird.
In The Neverending Story, rated PG, there's a prolonged scene with two nude statues with huge ass tiddies on them.

>>83897632

It's just Crowe talking cockney. Not even kidding.

>>83897632
>Does Crowe turn into Mr. Hyde and if so is the CGI decent?
Yeah he looks good and it's funny as fuck. He talks to Cruise in a British slang accent

>>83897654
Not entirely true.
His eyes change subtly, and his skin gets all veiny/fucked up.
Also he gets super strength.

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>>83897574
Annabelle looks like a fun cool person but her character in the movie is so unlikeable.

>>83897181
HOW CAN SHE SLAP

>>83897632
His transformation is underwhelming. It's just Crowe with a lot of makeup.

>>83897631
>and Ahmanet's never coming back
DON'T SAY THAT! THEY ONLY PUT HER BODY INSIDE A COFFIN THING FILLED WITH SPECIAL LIQUID MEANING SHE COULD COME BACK JUST LIKE THE MUMMY 1999 WAS IN LIQUID AND GOT RESURRECTED

>>83897638
Nah I think they show that, but it's literally half a second.

>>83897647

They rated things different back then and they weren't as sensitive. Now they have an allotment of how many times you can say fuck, how much titty until you become R, and how much vagina hair until NC-17. Violence gets a free pass. But imagine more hard R capeshit, like Wonder Woman stabbing people and actually having red blood on her sword. Bloodless violence with blade weapons like that is just kind of weird.

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>>83897632
It's very spooky

>>83897721
>Nah I think they show that, but it's literally half a second.
hmm well this youtube video apparently is the full scene and it isn't in there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lh0bPjiKQJI

neither is her nude walk which you see being filmed here
>>83896885

Not to worry, I remember seeing a full ass shot later on in the movie when she undresses and gets in bed with Cruise

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THE LIGHTING IN THIS SCENE IS SOOOOOOOOOO GOOD

>>83897743
I have the feeling that the longer that Hyde is "alive", the stronger he gets, and the more physical changes that occur. When you watch the part of the movie where see him for the first time, at first Cruse can beat him up fairly easily. But by the end Hyde is throwing Cruse around like he's a few pounds instead.
>>83897758
What the fuck?
I've seen the movie twice, and both times they showed her un-robing, walking nude, and half a second of her tits.

>>83897816
>I've seen the movie twice, and both times they showed her un-robing, walking nude, and half a second of her tits.
I am sure that they replay the flasback a couple times so perhaps they show it later on and not in the opening?

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did someone say

mommy

>>83897838
Yeah that's probably it.
>>83897915
To be honest I prefer this version of Jekyll/Hyde.
No cartoony transformation, and is a lot more believable then having him turn into a wolfman clone or just a disheveled version of himself.

>>83898018
>To be honest I prefer this version of Jekyll/Hyde.
Same but then like other anon said. Who knows maybe if Nick didn't inject Hyde, he would fully transform to a beast like thing

>>83888298
she's the definition of plain.

So is the Egyptian sounding version of paint it black part of the soundtrack or not?

>>83898111
Sadly not. Would have been awesome if it was

I could have seen this working as an end credits theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxqOjzkTttI

>>83898064
Is it me, or is Cruse hover handing the blonde girl.

>>83898146
Well that's just a waste of a good cover

>>83898240
This. What was the end credits music anyway cos my friend didn't wanna stay

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How did he get away with this

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Are thre any good fan posters of this movie? Sucks how they only marketed the movie with one poster and didn't even try doing 1 with the whole cast to make it look like a fun Indiana Jones type of movie.

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I can only find fan posters of the Mummy. Does any exist of the whole cast?

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Now that's a cool fan poster for the 1932 movie

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>>83899023

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This camera the person is using to film the B Roll... that blur focus is fucking gorgeous!

>>83897631
>the movie was a bomb
Only domestical. Tom always brings money outside of USA. Nobody cares about his Xenu shit there.

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>>83899130
>Tom always brings money outside of USA.
This. $175 million worldwide after 5 days is pretty good.

This can only mean one thing...
More cute African/Arabs cast in Hollywood films

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Am I the only one thinking the Mummy could easily have been reasoned with

>facepalm
This isn't how you turn colored movies into black and white. They look bad like this and not artistic. You need to do what they did with Noir Logan and the Black and Chrome version of Fury Road: play around with the contrast, brightness settings etc to make it actually stand out

http://bloody-disgusting.com/movie/3441611/mummy-2017-look-like-classic-black-white/

>>83887666
A pair of brows

But I agree, Boutella is much more attractive than the generic blonde #455

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>>83898394
>You'll never fuck bondaged hogtied mummy filled with mercury
Life is Hell.

LITERALLY /ourguy/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=159&v=Ch8Bh4i1fGw

How old was Tom's character supposed to be? Mr. Hyde calls him "a younger man" at one point but Tom is one year older than Russell.

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>>83899288
;_;

>>83898064
Lets see your gf then

My favorite part was when he drove back to her at the church. They did a good job of her getting in his head.

Blonde chick was a terrible actress.
I liked the cursed sidekick just being a nonchalant ghost slave just trying to pass on as quick as possible.
Dr Jekyl and Mr. Hyde was great
the glass turning to sand was cool

all in all I enjoyed it, it could have been better for sure but I hope they keep making more dark universe movies

>>83899511
>My favorite part was when he drove back to her at the church.
When they run separate ways lol

>"WHERE YOU GOING TO LEAVE ME?"
>"DIDN'T YOU SEE WHAT SHE LOOKED LIKE?"
Tom was hilarious at that part

>>83899511
>I liked the cursed sidekick just being a nonchalant ghost slave just trying to pass on as quick as possible.

I saw it pointed out in a review that this is pretty much exactly like Griffin Dunne's role in An American Werewolf in London.

>>83899174
>come with me anon, I have much to show you
why is she so cute bros?

I want the mummy to fuck me

>>83899595
She doesn't have a dick, though.

>>83890744
she has a great body and cute feet too

>>83899634
Post feet

>>83885169
Why did they have to make the Mummy so cute?

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>>83899660

>>83899791
A little too tendon-y for my taste

But again, she used to be a dancer or something so this isn't unexpected

>>83899791
CUTE! I want to lick them!

>>83899632
She doesn't need a dick to fuck me

she just needs to be in control

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>>83899775
Because that was the director's intention: to have the audience fall under her lure

yfw you find out shes 35

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>>83900162
>54 years old
>35 years old
What rituals do they perform

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WOW NICE

>>83900258
35 ain't that bad

>>83900258
scientology magic for the ruse cruise, she looks late 20s

>>83900335
I never said it was. If I were to guess her age, I'd say 25. She's doing very good for 35

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>54 years old

>>83900432
will he ever look his age? will he be in his 80s and look 45?

>>83900486
I expect Edge of Tomorrow 2 to be made in the next 30 years then.

For fucks sake. Between Wonder Woman amd Ghe Mummy, how the fuck do Hollywood writers who Re paid in the millions getvwrong mythology that I understood as a child?

>>83900627
Why is it always just Set? How come they never bring up the Sebau Serpent Fiends? If you have read the actual Book of the Dead, those are enemies that the Gods cast out from time to time.

PLEASE MAKE A SEQUEL WITH SOFIA BOUTELLA'S MUMMY COMING BACK TO LIFE AND SHE BECOMES GOOD AS SHE TEAMS UP WITH TOM CRUISE AND THEY FIGHT A MONSTER TOGETHER

PLEASE PASS THIS STATEMENT ONTO THE FILMMAKERS!

>>83900432
scientologys a helluva drug

>>83900743
"no"
i want an evil mummy gf

>>83899511
>My favorite part was when he drove back to her at the church. They did a good job of her getting in his head.
Yeah, that was nice. He thought he was in completele control, and even seemed that way, but then it's clear he's not.

I'm actually a little bummed out that they didn't use it more. It seemed like something significant.

>>83900258
Probably requires regular human sacrifices.

Any new interviews with the cast or director post release? I hope they are all okay and the critics didn't upset them :(

Even though this movie has its problems, I love the concept so much

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NOOOOOOOO Sofia still hasn't posted anything on her twitter since the movie's release.

FUCK YOU CRITICS FOR NOT GIVING HER THE RESPECT SHE DESERVED FOR BEING A PART OF THIS MOVIE!!

the shilling in here is fucking embarrassing

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>>83901141
This movie has a fantastic concept. The female Mummy decision is one of the best things ever in recent years in Hollywood.

Mummy was not a great movie. It was by no means a terrible movie. It actually had good ideas. And sofia boutella was awesome. She needs to be brought back.

I dont get movie reviewers sometimes. Mummy wasnt significantly more cliched and trite than other summer flicks that got good reviews.

Tho the mummys plan for bringing back set didnt make a lot of sense

>>83901095
She's a very delicate girl after all, anon. She's probably still a little upset at the reviews.

>>83901363
>She's probably still a little upset at the reviews.
awww

Yes I know she is delicate and looks to be a shy person. Hopefully Cruise or someone else in the cast has been cheering her up

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When will they learn that movies don't have to have comedy in them. The Dark Knight didn't and that's rated one of the best movies ever made and rightfully so because it's fantastic.

The Mummy could have been a really good movie if it was more horror and the ghost sidekick character didn't quip so much and instead taunted Cruise. I just couldn't take his parts serious and that bathroom scene really should have ended up on the cutting room floor.

Like has already been said in this thread; so much potential this movie could of had.

Why can't studios make decent big budget action moviez anymore?

I wish I had a qt Algerian gf

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>>83902230
She's literally /ourgirl/

>She reacts out Tom Cruise's "FUCK YOUR OWN FACE" line from Tropic Thunder here
I LOVE HER

Please get happy Sofia :(

Fuck the critics

>>83885169
>still doesn't make sense to me how Cruise's character chose the blonde girl over Ahmanet in the end

This seems to be a major sticking point with most people. I think the movie just suffered from classic action movie tropes when it should've stayed in firmly in adventure/horror.

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>>83902230
I didn't find her that attractive in Kingsman. In this movie I want to unwrap her bandages in every form.

>>83903199
She looks even better with the pale make up, jet black hair, and 4 pupiled amber eyes

>>83901973
Marvel and DC are doing just fine.

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what would have been if tom cruise choose the mummy

>>83904501
A good movie.

>>83903199
She looks so smol in this picture

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>Wayforward is handling the obligatory vidya adaptation
>it's a run 'n gun with their artstyle confirmed
MUH

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>>83902679
I wish I could make her happy. ;_;

>That ending where Ahmanet was legitimately shocked that Cruse wasn't accepting her offer
>Her reaction when Cruse stole the dagger to destroy it
Completely broke my heart.

>>83888298
>nosering
dropped

>>83887555

Don't trust this guy >>83887587

I am the one with the dubs trips girl

>>83907311
That's gonna be weird.

I want to make the mummy a mommy.

>>83890540
>>83890906
Underrated

>>83885169
>(even though in the Egyptian faith Anubis is actually the God of Death and Set is the God of destruction

None of which matters because Osiris is the god of mummification.

>>83908556
>Anon with shit taste
Dropped.

>>83891406
The good thing about Dracula Untold is that he started to look more and more like Dracula form castlevania as the movie went on. Too bad he didn't go full edgy

>>83891626
Who says they won't tie him in later? It's only a two year old movie.

>>83909734
This.
If they can tie in fucking 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, they can tie in Dracula Untold in a future film.

>>83899023
>>83898433
>>83899058
there should be a law baning non hand painted posters desu

>>83900314
but the sarcophage is not that big
what's the meaning of that?

>>83909321
wait what?
you like noserings? lmao
go get pegged somewhere

>>83910443
What else would they do?
Make a 50 foot tall statue of Sofia or Cruz?
A 50 foot tall statue of Sofia would be nice actually.

>>83910688
a giant sand face

>>83910460
t. Annabelle Wallis

>>83910460
>would abandon eternal life with a qt Egyptian goddess over a nose ring

Are you actually gay? You might actually be gay.

>>83911060
the actress wears a nose ring
not the character

>>83910881
what

>>83907447
Hey this is pretty good

>>83911113
I did't make it, I saved it from a previous mummy thread.

>>83911076
She has a nose ring because Ahmanet wears one in the movie, its just very thin and tight against the skin

>>83911301
>its just very thin and tight against the skin
Go on...

>>83910763
Logistically speaking that would probably be too expensive and a nightmare to figure out how to do. Plus the sand face isn't even a major focus in the film, it's only seen for a few seconds during the London sand storm scene.

>>83885169
Really bad movie

>>83912746
So is Wonder Woman. ;^)

>>83912743
point still stands
it would be like a giant ark to promote raiders of the ark
or a giant lightsaber
it doesn't make sense for me

>>83912937
So are some other movies ;^)

>>83910460
>noserings = pegging

wut

>>83914072
only dykes, feminists or ultrawhores wear noserings and you have to be a beta to like one so you like pegging

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>>83914233
But I like pegging, not noserings.

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>>83885169

>>83887504
I agree with this. Writing was terrible.

>>83896326
I didnt see it as you turning into set. Just Set taking your body,

>>83914692
>It's real

If the first choosen one died why can't Tom Cruise die too?

>>83914692
/ourguy/

>>83906336
>>83903199
>guy on his knees is almost as tall as she is
hee hee, cute