>it's a I love anal sex episode
>>83884860
>never actually answers the question
>>83884909
>it's a please stop talking gay ahmed episode
>>83884909
in reality it's about dominance, which is sorta implied in the scene, with him saying women don't enjoy it. You can break down most fetishes to basic submissive/dominance.
I like anal in porn, but it actively turns me off if the woman is enjoying it/pretending to be enjoying it.
>>83884860
>because women don't
wew
>>83884860
>Emily ad-libbed that last part
>>83885026
>>83884860
they gave the gay arab a recurring role? what a trash show.
>>83885067
That's weird, I find it better when a woman seems to be enjoying anal, because knowing that she doesn't have the equipment for basic stimulation you also know she's got to be getting off on all the more sophisticated psychological aspects of it, which makes it sexier, because she's not just pushing the button that makes her orgasm, she's actually a superfreak who likes it in the arsehole
>>83884860
are these the gay "muslims" i have heard so much about
emily browning looks like she'd have a shit explosion all over your dick if you stuck it in there
>>83885334
No he's gone.
>>83885561
why do you think that
This show is good but I get annoyed they show more naked men than women. The gay sex scene was even much longer and showed a lot more than the one between the hetero main characters.
>>83886027
there was like one gay sex scene the whole show senpai.
>>83886027
>when you get to see a nipple but the context in which the nipple is is that the dead girl has just crashed her ice cream truck and lal her stitching is come apart and sheeeit
Conflicting t b h
>>83884860
of course she loves anal shes an slut
>>83884860
Is that some Nicky Sobatka?
>>83886542
>he fell for the BBC meme
>>83885067
>women don't enjoy being dominated
>>83884860
>none of this is in the book
>the djinn homosex was literally 3 pages long
>shadow's wife was shrouded in mystery
>same with Sweeney
>>83887026
>the djinn homosex was literally 3 pages long
You mean three sentences?
>>83886644
yup
watching this show since episode 3 onwards has just felt like a huge chore
im about to watch episode 7 now and i know its going to be dissapointing shite highlighted briefly by McShane
but i'll watch it anyway
>>83887549
>highlighted briefly by McShane
I've got some bad news for you anon
This is a dead wife episode, there's no time for actual characters that matter
>>83884860
What show is this
>>83887600
Mad sweeney steals the show though.
by the way what was the shit he was shouting at the end of the episode,irish gaelic?
>>83887600
>even more fucking cunt wife
>cock in the first 2 minutes for a change
This is getting really tiresome. I despite this cunt
Also side note, seeing how this show treats the Irish (which i am) i think i'm actually starting to understand how SJWs feel when they whine about misrepresentation
holy fuck
>>83887747
>tfw he's just mad because nobody leaves him bread & milk anymore
>>83887616
ANSWER ME
>>83887616
>>83887747
It's presumably meant to be an old gaelic dialect, nĂam olc is roughly translatable to "I'm not evil" if you make some allowances
>>83884860
This show is great but Fuller needs to grow out of these quippy, snarky, overly scripted, overly clever "meaningful" dialogue exchanges. No one fucking talks like this ever. No one talks like smarmy young hip writers write their dialogue.
This shit is a relic of the Tarantino / Kev Smith / Gilmore Girls 90's and it needs to stay there.
>Another episode about cunt wife, the most unlikeable person on the show
>Except this time she's in the past, has it completely made with a rich man who treats her well but STILL robs him
C U N T
U
N
T
>>83887812
American gods
>>83887948
>cunt wife, the most unlikeable person
That's why she's the best character. It's really refreshing.
>>83887984
thanks bby
>>83884860
women can enjoy anal sex, the vaginal walls are right on the other side of the anal walls
I am pretty sure thinking anal sex is such an amazing thing for a man (even though you'll probably get shit on your dick, need lube, doesn't have as soft a texture and is only really tighter around the ring) is an american thing, since they are circumcised and need as much pressure and rough texture on their dickhead as they can get
>>83887992
it would be if they actually treated her as a bad person but the show is constantly trying to spin her as a good person and put her in a good light
probably because muhh wymyn viewers
>>83887777
Suck it up whiteboi, you can't be racist against crackers because i want the in group/out group buzz of being racist with out having to accept the negative connotations of the label.
>>83887948
Best episode of the series u cinema illiterate mgtow retard.
>cant show any black gods or people to be bad in anyway because muhh backlash
>showing irish as thieving alcoholic crass criminals is just fine though
America really fucking hates the irish but seemingly just cucked out super hard to blacks
>>83888038
Did you miss the part where she died and was confronted with the consequence of her lifetime of shittiness?
They're not pandering to wymyn viewers, it's just a show written for people with basic comprehension skills.
>>83888087
>dying somehow makes up for your cunt behaviour and all the other people you've hurt
>>83888106
You must have missed the part where she was to remain forever sealed in a dark box
>>83888087
>here are the consequences for you-
>FUUUUUCK YOU
YAS QUEEEEEEN SLAAAAY.
>>83888082
>cant show any black gods or people to be bad in anyway because muhh backlash
you missed that scene when anansi literally causes that a bunch of black slaves go apeshit and kill everyone included themselves just for the lulz.
>>83888128
I have no clue what you're trying to say. Ironic shtiposting is shitposting. Kill yoruself.
last episode was the worst yet
what the fuck was that shit
>>83888146
I think your mussing the part where that was meant to be a heroic scene of the oppressed rising up against their oppressors.
>>83888196
Nope, it was anansi getting some of that sweet sacrifice.
>>83888146
except that scene was preceded by 'ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER' 'YOU THINK YOUZ PEOPLE TILL WHHHHHHHHHITEY CAME ALONG' 'BREAK DA CHAINS' 'FIGHT DA OPPRESSORS'
Wheras everything to do with the Irish in this show is just hurr hedonism Irish are so dumb and alcoholic and every irish person has ginger hair btw xd
>>83888196
>that was meant to be a heroic scene of the oppressed rising up against their oppressors.
nah,he was a cruel fuck and he was having fun,being a god he could have done something to get them save to the coast easily.
>>83888246
He feeds off of sacrifice. That's the whole idea of the old gods. The exception being Jesus, since he sacrifices himself, so he's the big man on God campus now.
>>83888076
its the opposite
>no story progression
>an entire episode this late into the season about how totally not deadwife kept being a thief and a whore and that brought Mad Sweeney to America
literally almost to the season finale and we're watching Emily Browning go into the past and be a cunt there too
>>83888289
You are not right.
get them to the coast,sacrifice some white evil man and you can save your precious people.
what he did was pure cruelty.
>>83887747
>Mad sweeney steals the show though.
This, and though he's been in a ton of stuff, I've never seen any of the movies or tv series he's been in, other than The Wire and I didn't recognize that it was Nick Sobotka playing Mad Sweeny.
>>83888344
Holy fucking shit
>>83888328
He doesn't care about his precious people. He maximizes his sacrifice high score by getting the blacks and the whites.
Literally the only good scene in the show was the bit where Sweeney talked about how the Church/England erased all of the Irish folklore and the post 'War' bit.
I'm yet to enjoy a single scene with Emily Browning in it - i just want to fucking see old gods go to war with new gods not 'cunt tales II - historic boogaloo'
Also her irish accent is a fucking joke
Anal
>>83888371
I dont know who im replying to,but then im right,there is a black god doing evil stuff.
>>83888328
The perverted "American" version of these Gods seems to go over your head. It makes sense that niggers would be totally self destructive in doing what they see as a good thing against white people even if it means they burn or drown while doing it. It's just like modern times with all the chimp outs just making it worse for them as they worship false gods who use them for their own ends.
>>83888294
>an entire episode this late into the season about how totally not deadwife kept being a thief and a whore and that brought Mad Sweeney to America
But that's straight out of the book.
My complaint is that there are only 8 episodes and we're going to have to wait until next year (for a measly 8 episodes...)
>An entire episode of Emily Browning uses her cunt to get out trouble part 2
>>83888450
in the book sure but if we're only getting 8 episodes did they need to use an ENTIRE one dedicated to it
>all these /pol/tard triggered because they're literally too stupid to comprehend the show
>>83886767
>looks at camera
>*freeze frame*
>*record scratch*
>"You're probably wondering how I got here..."
>>83888513
dat wall
>>83888467
This wouldn't be an issue if the greedy Hollywood Jews produced 16 episodes (or more) per season.
At one point, Star Trek had two series running simultaneously and they were putting out 24 episodes per series per season...
>>83888344
He was in OITNB for like .8 of a season
He's great, no idea why he got sidelined so fast. Can't have a strong male character in a show about women in chains, I guess.
>mfw this show is getting absolutely shit ratings
>last episode had a pathetic 600,000 viewers
it's gonna get cancelled
>>83888344
>Nick Sobotka
Jesus christ I never noticed
>Sweeney saves her life
>Haha she doesn't say thank you, she punches him, she's so STRONG and QUIRKY!
>YASSS GIRL SLAY
>>83888573
>This wouldn't be an issue if the greedy Hollywood Jews produced 16 episodes (or more) per season.
>At one point, Star Trek had two series running simultaneously and they were putting out 24 episodes per series per season...
16-24 episode series runs are not a good thing. It spreads the budget way too thin, there's tons of filler, it makes watching the show a chore... these might be pastimes for ST fans but they do not make good TV.
12-13 is pretty much the sweet spot, but if you only need 8 to tell a story there's no reason to make more.
>>83887777
Bro, tell me you are Chicago born Irish, if not you should should hear some of the sjw shit they say here, I've only ever heard it a few time but red nigger gets said, about as much as sand nigger irl.
The only place that acts welcoming is Archer road, buts that only because you can buy people down there and every one is selling something.
>>83888071
Suck my big fat irish root you stupid nigger, at least when we got turned away from jobs we were looking for them and not sitting on out stoop getting pissed they didn't get handed to them, don't you need to pack up since a arabe bought your home and kicked your broke ass out.
You wonder why cops shoot you, because we're pissed all you do is rob and kill each other, and the police jobs were free and you dumb fucks wouldn't take them like we did.
>>83888513
>American Gods is deep and subtle
>>83888793
I think that's the point. It's not subtle at all and you fags still don't get it.
>>83888625
I checked his wiki page and I did watch Weeds but I don’t remember him and I saw 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi, which he’s also in.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pablo_Schreiber
>>83888819
What part do you think we're not understanding?
You've constructed the strawman but kept it locked up in that tiny little head of yours, please share it.
>>83888513
lmao faggot
>>83888733
Irish born Irish
Donegal
>>83888819
the lack of subtelty is its worst trait imo. I made a thread about it before about how the whole Vulcan town was just beating you over the head so hard with 'DUDE REPUBLICANS, GUNS, LYNCHINGS, GUNS, NOT-NAZI ARMBANDS' but it derailed into pol shit
>>83888733
>Chicago born Irish
That's not a thing, those are called Americans
>>83888888
digits confirm heritage amerilards btfo
>>83888888
>>83888888
>>83888864
That whole Vulcan thing was really on the nose.
>>83888853
It depends on what you thought about the nig god.
I fail to see how him tricking the slaves into killing themselves is pandering to anyone.
>>83888963
It can be both you know that right you simple minded negro.
You can have a masturbatory "slaves killing evil whitey" moment and still have it tie in with the overall "gods need sacrifice" theme.
Especially when you consider they did it in the Jesus scene too, evil whitey killing poor darkies but also fits the sacrifice meme.
You're the idiot here if you can't see it.
>>83888888
Amerifats btfo
>>83888246
anansi is the universes biggest asshole, in the body of the littlest spider ever.
he dont give a fuck about shit, unless its giving him a chance to fuck, eat like a fucking beast, get drunk, fuck with everyone, dance or be a fucking dick.
>>83888888
rekt
>>83888703
My point being; greedy Hollywood (and cable company) Jews.
There is no reason why American Gods can’t do 12-16 episodes per season other then greed (the book is 750 pages).
The next season of Game of Shitty Thrones will only be 7 episodes, with the following and final season just 6 episodes, simply to sucker viewers into paying for HBO for two years.
And they were only doing 10 episodes per season based on five books, each of which are over 1,000+ pages long….
And lets not even get into UK tv series, which might only have _THREE_ episodes per season (while the Granada TV version had 36 episodes and 5 movies over 6 seasons)
>>83885734
Her face makes her look like she's always one sneeze away from shotgun-blating her panties with shit.
>>83888888
god bless you for speaking the truth and god bless himself for blessing you with the digits.
>>83888246
This, go read Anansi Boys, he fucks with his own son(s).
Even his own legends have him as a giant asshole to everyone.
>>83888888
greatest get of the year?
>>83889069
IF you're a darkie maybe
Irish and proud
>>83888415
Based Porn Kike.
>>83888294
>progresson
It's not a fucking WOWraid u permavirgin.
It was plenty of Sweeney character development.
>>83889215
Shorter seasons = more money per episode. This is a good thing.
>underage on /tv/ want the ""bad"" guy to be defeated at the end of every episode with a single action sequence or not they will get bored
>>83889584
>Shorter seasons = more money per episode.
This isn't even close to how it works m8.
too many niggers
too many mudslimes
too much of a focus on le strong womyn
too much unnecessary criticisms of the right wing
no wonder reddit love this show so goddamn much
>>83889670
Are you dense? It's called basic arithmetic retard.
You have X amount of money, for Y amount of episodes. If you make Y smaller what happens.
More time can also be spent reshooting or in post. Back in the days of Xena making /tv/ was a frenetic process. You shot something one, maybe twice, that's it. If the boom is in the shot TOO BAD maybe we can crop it out. This shit needs to be in the can yesterday.
Also, the GoT actors are probably demanding massive pay increases. I know I would if I starred in the biggest tv show of all times.
>>83886167
>there was like one gay sex scene the whole show senpai.
More than one. Multiple lesbian ones.
>>83889584
>>83889789
That's not how the network orders the shows you fucking idiot. It's about filling the programming schedule.
They say, "We'll give you $5 mil for 15 episodes" and that's it. You can't say "Lol we'll take it and make one $15 mil episode and then the other 14 weeks your network can run a blank screen!"
>>83889920
the original post was about how much they show too many dicks but now you are insinuating that they are showing double the amount of naked tits
>guys having anal sex
is this a "things women will never understand" thread?
>>83884860
>drinks from an empty glass
Every American gods thread ever
>Involuntary celibates whine about Laura having 1 sec screentime because she's not sympathetic like the girls in their favourite gook cartoons.
>Idiots can't read understand anything because it's not spoonfed like in their marvel movies. Btw if a character doesn't do what they want it's a plothole.
>That gay scene triggered me!
No wonder it's network ratings are poor, it's unironically too smart for the general populace.
>>83889922
Your argument might hold water if they were actually shrinking tv budgets, but they are not. I am sure tv budgets have been on the rise since the 90s. It's no mistake they look less like sitcoms and more like movies now.
>>83890047
/tv/ is dumber than the general populace
>>83890047
moar liek Sodomy Gods amirite
>>83890047
This. I don't know about the general populace but /tv/ is a joke.
It is amazing this show had a scene of homosexual sodomy.
That is the "final frontier" of the media, accurate depictions of male sodomy.
Normies are "ok" with two guys holding hands and kissing but I think the public attitude toward homosexuals might change if a mainstream show or movie showed anal sex between two men who had just met on Craigslist.
Makes you wonder why (((they))) don't cross that line yet?
Really boils my beans
>>83889578
a could've half an episode shorter, hes not even a main character. And besides he had like 2 minutes of screentime in his own origin story, 99% of it was about a character we'll never see again.
fuckin tard
>>83890359
>falling for the jews control everything meme
>>83890359
>>83890483
>>83890447
>televised media isn't run by Jews
>>83888087
HURRRRRRRRRR I DINDU WHAT I DINDU FUCK U IM GOING BACK TO THE LIVING
what did she mean by this?
>>83890528
>>83890483
>>83890646
>>83890785
are you literally shaking right now?
>>83890820
calm down faggot
>>83890977
>literally shaking
Why do sodomites engage in such risky behavior and expect everyone else to subsidize their life style by paying higher taxes for healthcare?
I pay very little for my car insurance because I have been a safe driver for the last fifteen years. So why should I pay more so men who have anal sex with strangers they meet online can get healthcare for their illness?
>>83890359
I'm /pol/ and men were doing each other up the butt before there was a jewish diaspora, whether you like it or not.
>>83891087
This is what a closet homosexual looks like
>>83891120
>>83891141
t. sodomite
>>83884860
what book where they adapting here?
>add subplot about the gay arab
great work
>>83891184
>who was in the wrong here?
Or
>inevitable biopic when?
>>83890359
>>83891087
>>83891184
Lol you ever question why you spend so much time and energy thinking about butt sex /pol/?
>>83884860
>irish
>doesn't like ass
shit writes itself, holy shit
>>83888416
Norm disagreeing with you at all.
Okay bookcucks spoil me with some stuff.
-Is Shadow a god?
-Does Odin get his plan rekt by new gods or not?
-Zombie wife, what happens to her and why she sees something shiny on shadow?
- Mad sweeney fucking dies?
>>83888126
You must have missed the part where that will never be shown in the show and im sure theres a deus ex that keeps her around
>>83888154
If you dont understand his post then you havent seen the show. Its approximate dialogue from dead wife's judgement scene.
>grills keep telling me how they love anal
>finally get a grill that wants to fuck
>Oh yeah im totally into anal I love it."
>lube up
>put dick in her ass
>starts crying
>begs me to stop
>wat
>>83888382
I feel like all she did to study her dialect was watch youtube videos of cameron diaz in Gangs of New York
>>83891838
Do you have a horsecock?
I have a buttplug that's probably a little smaller than the typical penis and it feels uncomfortably huge in my ass.
>>83888625
He's Liev Schreiber's brother, also. Good acting senpai.
>>83891879
>I have a buttplug that's probably a little smaller than the typical penis and it feels uncomfortably huge in my ass.
If you're a chick, tits or gtfo.
If you're a guy, which 99% chance you are, what the fuck? kys
>>83891746-Is Shadow a god?
He's a demi god. Wednesday is his father.
-Does Odin get his plan rekt by new gods or not?
The plan is a long con to fuck both sides over so he and mr world (who is actually loki) to create a chaotic war that would result in basically all of the gods dying on both sides in a combined sacrifice to loki and odin. Giving them essentially endless power.
-Zombie wife, what happens to her and why she sees something shiny on shadow?
She protects shadow until she falls apart
- Mad sweeney fucking dies?
In the book he hardly does anything compared to the show but yeah he dies.
>>83889789
Thats not how these things get financed m8
>>83891959
>If you're a guy, which 99% chance you are, what the fuck? kys
YOLO insecure bitch
>>83891973I forgot to mention that the plan gets fucked over by shadow and laura. Not the new gods which are just pawns getting played.
>>83884860
What is it with millennials and getting fucked up the ass? You're literally the most broken, buttfucked generation of all time.
>"hurr we have no prospects zero diginity and shitty grammar, let's fuck each other in the ass because whatever"
>>83884860
How did they fuck up this show so bad? American Gods is one of my favorite books but the show keeps trying to be deep and trippy that it loses the point of the book and fails at whatever new point it was trying to make. I stopped watching around episode three or four and it doesn't look like it gets any better
>>83886936
It's a real shame you'll never find out firsthand, eh?
>>83892013
>it's insecure not to what a phallus shaped and sized object up your ass
kys
>>83892085
>my le generation never did buttsex :Dd
>>83892185
It was actually poopchute-shaped which I guess is meant to stimulate the prostate
it just felt like i had an enormous piece of rubber up my ass. definitely not rushing to do that again.
>>83888573
>not putting the bridge deep within the ship surrounded by a section of heavy armor
Thank god SJW-Trek will never be a fucking reality, they build ships like shit. Doesn't even matter that they're not warships. They still know what the fuck they face out there.
>"BUBUBUT! HOW WOULD THEY SEE ANYTHING???????????"
Yeah how indeed, in the fucking 23rd century, would they be able to see shit without fucking windows. SJW Trek has been pure faggotry ever since the 50s
>>83891973
>>83892082
Thanks.So in the end Shadow kicks loki and odin's ass with Laura, but in the end Laura can't be alive again right? also, fuck why mad has to die, he's a fucking good character
>ywn nut deep inside his leprecunt
>>83892336I forget the ending for the most part but if I remember correctly Shadow basically just discovers the plan and stops the final battle right before it happens and Laura just keeps shadow safe from Mr World. I don't recall exactly what happens to laura regarding if she "dies" or is stuck as a random mass of cells slowly fading away but she doesn't get a second life or anything like that for sure.
Also all I remember happening with Sweeney in the book is the bar stuff where Shadow first meets him and him dying while drunk in an ally. He's barely even a real player in the book so considering how much they've added to him they quite possibly could be changing his fate. The same goes for Laura.
>>83892455Also all I remember happening with Sweeney in the book is the bar stuff where Shadow first meets him and him dying while drunk in an alley*****.
>>83888832
Brother of Sabretooth
>>83892336
>>83892455Loki starts the war declaring it in the name of Odin. Shadow dies tied to a tree naked when holding Wednesday's funeral. Then he meets Isis who helps his spirit back while Eostre brings his body back to life. He hates it beause he just wanted to die by now. Meanwhile Laura hitches a ride with Mr.Town to see Mr.World. Before seeing World she kills Town, who was falling in love with Laura.Laura stabs Loki through herself and fucks off to die. Shadow confronts Odin and Loki who are in a cave. Loki is bleeding out and Odin doesn't have a physical form yet. He spills the beans to Shadow. Shadow tells everyone they got played and everyone goes home looking foolish. In the epilogue Shadow goes to Europe and meets their Odin who isn't connected to the American Odin
>>83891959
>he doesn't stimulate his prostate
>>83884860
this show is trash