who is the Jeb! of television and film?
>>83884221
>implying Yeb doesn't post here
>>83884221
Pretty much any recent movie with Robert Deniro
>tfw you don't live in the president jeb timeline
>>83884221
Travis Bickle
One or possibly all of the Baldwins.
>please braaaap
>>83884221
nick cage
The Rock.
>>83884352
>Be June 2017 in the Surge timeline
>liberals and conservatives live in comfortable antagonism, the majority of people uninterested in sedentary politics and getting along
>TrumpTV never got off the runway
>after a few well-investigated scandals, Trump himself was forced to retire from public life
>McCain is secretary of defense, Graham is secretary of homeland security
>Bill Kristol drops in occasionally to chat and have lunch
>Latinos fail to flip Republican en masse, but they're pretty evenly divided and no one calls out racial politics anymore
>Obama relaxes in the wake of a controversial but ultimately honorable double term and focuses on his gerrymandering pet project
>on Thursday, Jeb calls a surprise press conference
>everyone is surprised and the press all arrive, except Breitbart
>Breitbart was shut down when Peter Thiel used Hogan vs Gawker as precedent to shut them down and personally assfuck Milo on C-SPAN
>In front of a hundred cameras and a billion viewers, Jeb smiles, his friendly face at once both reassuring and endearing
>"My friends," he says
>Mis amigos, the subtitles immediately say
>"I come before you to announce the start of an ambitious new project...as well as its achievement."
>The screen behind Jeb lights up to show a picture of the Moon, with little pinpricks of light along the edge of one crater
>"We are now the first, and only, nation to have permanently colonized the moon."
>screen fades to Lunar Governor Gingrich waving from the top of a futuristic compound with safe atomic generators, large hydroponic plants, huge gravity spinners, and a gigantic American flag
>"Volunteers are needed, to bring man's dreams of the stars even closer to our doorstep. We'll even be accepting Democrats!"
>As the crowd laughs, Jeb holds his wife's hand tight, his other hand slipping into a pocket to clasp a tiny toy turtle
>"Slow and steady, big guy," he whispers
>Trump gets shot
>>83884352
>Iran turned into another Iraq
>Assad removed with the Shia's from Lebanon
>Russia put in their place
>China made to pay back their own debt
>American global hegemony never questioned again while an golden age are upon the neocons and warhawks
>all while Yurop falls
SLOW AND STEADY
>>83884221
literally anyone with a teleprompter
>>83884221
This fine young gentleman whose career is dead.
>>83884221
Brendan Fraser
Aaron Paul
>>83884221
>ctrl+f
>no stevie
damn shame
low energy thread
>>83886494
I know this wasn't you originally, but bra-fucking-vo
>>83884221
>Brother is Thor
>Other brother saves the world in that shitty independence day movie and fucks Miley Cyrus
Luke Hemsworth, Westworld Mall Cop.
>>83884221
Roman Coppola
>Dad makes some of the most influential movies of his time
>Sophia makes Lost in Translation, one of the best movies of the early 2000's
Meanwhile his greatest achievement is being an extra in the phantom menace.
>>83884264
Yeb has more important things to do
>>83886494
>Peter Thiel personally assfucks Milo on C-SPAN
>>83886494
>Mis amigos, the subtitles immediately say
>>83886494
>>liberals and conservatives live in comfortable antagonism,
Thats because Jeb would flood the USA with a billion low IQ savage spics
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victor_Salva
But Jeb does narcotrafficking as well as pedophilia
Steven Baldwin
Jeb= Casey Affleck
GW= Ben Affleck
Your welcome