what would you do if you had a finglonger?
Kill myself
>>83883922
tickle amys bumhole and blame it on zoidberg
>>83883922
Be almost able to finger your mom through her fat folds.
>>83884117
thinking of a method to do this
Get halfway up your moms vag.
>>83884187
rupture your intestines, internal bleeding
>>83884187
stuff it down your throat and choke on it
I'd smack people on the head with it, then take a step back and point at them so they can't see the finglonger, and say "Whatchoo lookin' at, honkey?" so they turn away and leave.