SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING Spoilers

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The following day, at gym class, Peter and Ned overhear Liz talking about Spider-Man. Ned claims that Peter knows Spider-Man from Stark Industries. Flash challenges Peter to prove it by bringing Spider-Man to a party at Liz's house later that night. At the party, while changing into Spider-Man, Peter sees an explosion in the distance and is forced to investigate. He finds two of Toomes' men, Shultz (Bookem Woodbine) and Brice (Logan Marshall-Green), selling Chitauri weapons to local criminal Alex (Donald Glover) and intervenes.

Brice subdues Peter with his gauntlets and flees in a van with Shultz, leaving the weapon behind. Spider-Man pursues them, but is intercepted by the Vulture. The suit deploys a parachute to help Peter escape, but Peter falls into a lake and nearly drowns before being rescued by a remote-controlled Iron Man suit, due to a tracker that Stark put on the suit.

Peter wants to stop the Vulture, but Stark wants him to focus on his studies and claims Peter will be eligible to join the Avengers when he finishes college. Peter refuses to not do anything and retrieves the weapon that Brice left behind. Peter and Ned then crack it open during shop class the next day and retrieve a Chitauri power core modified with Earth technology, including a tracker.

Shultz and Brice show up in Midtown searching for the weapon, but Peter and Ned evade them and Peter fires a spider-tracker at Shultz. Peter finds out Shultz is in Washington, D.C., and rejoins the declathon team so he can join their trip to Washington.

>>83882285
Assuming that's written correctly, Flash is a member of any kind of academic group outside of sports?

That's way worse than the race swaps.

>>83882285
Why are 3/4 of Marvel villains just people who Tony Stark pissed off in some way?

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In Washington, Peter and Ned disable the suit's tracker and the "Training Wheels" Protocol, unlocking a series of new features and weapons including an A.I. that communicates with Peter through his mask, whom Peter awkwardly names "Karen". Liz invites Peter for a late night swim, but Peter is forced to refuse to follow his lead to Shultz's whereabouts.

Peter locates Shultz and another one Toomes' men, Mason (Michael Chernus), at an abandoned gas station, laying a trap for an approaching DDC truck transporting Chitauri weapons. The Vulture intercepts the truck and uses a phasing device to infiltrate it and steal the cargo. Spider-Man intervenes but the suit's gadgets get in the way and he ends up being overpowered and trapped in the truck, while the Vulture is forced to escape without the weapons.

Peter learns from Karen that Chitauri power cores are unstable and realizes that the one he found is still in Ned's packback. Peter calls Liz, but she's disappointed that he missed the competition and afraid he's on drugs. Liz reveals that the team sans Michelle is visiting the Washington Monument.

Peter manages to use another Chitauri power core to blow a hole through the truck and escape from the DCC headquarters. He races to save his friends, but is too late and the power core explodes, leaving Liz, Ned, Flash and several others trapped in a damaged elevator high atop the Washington Monument. Peter conquers his fear of great heights and manages to climb to the top while evading the police, and holds on to the elevator in time for the occupants to get out. The web snaps just as Liz is leaving but Spider-Man manages to rescue her and they share a moment before Spider-Man swings away triumphantly.

The novelization only covers the first act so that's where it ends.

>>83882450
never change a running system

>>83882463
>>83882298
>>83882285
>suit is obviously limiting his full potential
>peter making screwups and having to fix them
Not bad at all.

>>83882370
Yes, Flash is a nerd in this, but still bullies Peter for being a dork.

>>83882285
>>83882298
>>83882463
This garbage as fuck.
>Spider-Man movie that mostly doesn't take place in New York
>Peter is afraid of heights no for no fucking reason
>Whole movie about wanting to make Daddy Stark proud
>A 10/10 girl is lusting after him when he's supposed to be an average loser
>He has friends
>Tech bullshit

>>83882619
>Spider-Man movie that mostly doesn't take place in New York
But it does.

>Peter is afraid of heights no for no fucking reason
Great heights. And it's because he just never tried to go that high.

>Whole movie about wanting to make Daddy Stark proud
He wants to become an Avenger because he feels he needs to use his powers to save the world and Stark is the only one that can get him there.

>A 10/10 girl is lusting after him when he's supposed to be an average loser
Just like the comics.

>He has friends
Peter had friends in the comics.

>Tech bullshit
Which gets in the way.

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>>83882619
>Whole movie about wanting to make Daddy Stark proud
cant wait, especially that its confirmed that their relationship will be more explored in IW

>>83882771
>cant wait, especially that its confirmed that their relationship will be more explored in IW
FUCK MARVEL.

>>83882709
>Just like the comics.
After he became Spider-Man because being Spider-Man made him more confident. This whole thing comes off like Liz is into him before he changes.
>Peter had friends in the comics.
Not in high school, and even then he just had Harry who was neglectful.

>>83882463
> Peter conquers his fear of great heights
Wut? In Civil War we saw him swing from great heights

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>>83882517
>Yes, Flash is a nerd in this, but still bullies Peter for being a dork.

>>83883501
They turned Flash into an arrogant but intelligent rich boy that chastises Peter for being a poor loser.
Less bully, more rival. I've been against this movie and the changes since the beginning, but I think it's a great way to modernize the character.

Bullies just don't really exist anymore.

>>83883701
>Bullies just don't really exist anymore.
what?

>>83883701
>Bullies just don't really exist anymore.
are you retarded

>>83883728
>>83883769
They don't.

Our government has needed a Department of Damage Control since January 20th lol

wait so the villains are guys with chitauron or whatver weapons?
why not some of iconic spiderman's enemies? i mean, i never really read the comic but there are some left unexplored right?

Why do they have to force in more Cape shit in spiderman?
Fucking Ironman is in this??? Can't spiderman have his own thing without it becoming avengers?

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>>83882285
do Spiderman's legs look really stupid in this poster???

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>>83882709
>line by line reply
literally and unironically KYS

Sounds good tbqhwyfao4c

>>83884197
Vulture, Shocker and Tinkerer are all iconic Spider-Man villains.

>>83882866
This is not an origin story though

>>83883944
Tell that to r9k.

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>>83882285
> novelization of fuckin spider man movie

>>83884379
No idea. Spiderman always worked better as a solo character.

Also, maybe I'm just old, but the high school drama portion does absolutely nothing for me.

>>83886911
You have to wait until they release the comic adaptation of the audiobook of the novelization of Spiderman Homecoming The Movie. The Game

>>83882285

Didn't Happy Hogan died in Iron Man 3?

>>83887941
It's a reboot

>>83883701

>Bullies just don't really exist anymore.

Are you in denial?

>>83888104
Where and how do bullies still exist? You want a Spider-Man movie where Peter gets told "kys" on Facebook? So extreme and hurtful.

>>83888104
he's probably a bully

>>83886911
you realize nearly every movie has a novelization don't you?

>>83888104
Sony sure is since that was a direct quote from one of the people in charge of the movie

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>>83882285
>>83882298
>>83882370
>I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR LEGS PARKER

>>83886911
DON'T DO IT PEPE

>>83886850
r9k is full of delusional NEETs

>>83882771
Too bad he will never get a proper father figure in Logan that he needs.

>>83889739
Logan tried to fuck his girlfriend.

>>83889818
Any good dad should try and fuck the hot red head that follows his geeky son.

Shit aint natural. And in fairness so did Stark. Stark also created or caused the most disastrous events in the last 20 years of marvel history.

>>83888104
Honestly classic 60's Flash bullying doesn't happen outside of hazings in big groups that people go through to be included. Nowadays people freeze out or simply mock outcasts, there's no reason to give them "swirlies" or ask them to fight at the flagpole at 3 o'clock.

Lame

>>83882463
>Peter conquers his fear of great heights
is this the beginning of a hilarious new meme?

>>83883701
>Bullies just don't really exist anymore.
even if that were true, jocks still exist. there's no reason not to keep Flash as a jock

>>83883944
19 yrs here
not bullied now, but was a few yearrs back
you are terribly mistaken

>>83882298

>He finds two of Toomes' men, Shultz (Bookem Woodbine) and Brice (Logan Marshall-Green), selling Chitauri weapons to local criminal Alex (Donald Glover) and intervenes.
>Local criminal Alex (Donald Glover)

Jesus christ they couldnt give based Gambino a Morales role or at least a reoccurring character? Their loss

>>83891968
And you live in New York City?

Why is peter's crush a 27 year old nog?

>>83891694

the washington monument is only 555 feet tall too, does that mean Peter never goes higher than 500 feet when es swinging in NYC? that seems stupid

>>83882463
>packback

>>83892764
At the beginning of "Homecoming" Peter has never swung in Manhattan and only keeps to Queens. The Washington Monument is the tallest building he ever climbed.

>>83888937
Why are Indians so embarrasing?

>>83882298
>The suit deploys a parachute to help Peter escape, but Peter falls into a lake and nearly drowns before being rescued by a remote-controlled Iron Man suit, due to a tracker that Stark put on the suit.
TONY HELP AAAAHHHH

I'm watching it just for the boipussi 2bh
This sounds and looks like shit for little kids

>>83893304
They have shit foot, whack ass clothing and dancing, a fucked up religion, shithole country, and their women age like milk.

So do you yhink they're building tony up to be a bad guy like in civil war?

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The features on the suit.

>Karen, who pretty much does everything that J.A.R.V.I.S. can.

>The goggles can automatically adjust to enhance Peter's perception the environment.

>Webshooters that can alternate between conventional webbing and elaborate special webbing.

>Spider-trackers.

>Holographic mapping of the city to figure out the best routes.

>Emergency parachute when Spider-Man gets too high to swing.

>Spider-drone that can scan structures for the best access points and optimal climbing patterns.

>Combat Mode in which the right webshooter defaults to high-impact webbing and the left webshooter defaults to taser webbing.

>Built-in tracking device and stats monitor.

>Built-in heater and coolant.

>Spider-trackers.

It's a pretty neat suit.

>>83888937
>Flash is supposed to be a white jock
>turn him into an Indian twink
And this is supposed to be one Symbiote users
Diversity was a mistake

>>83883701
hollywood shill pushing the anti-chad agenda

>>83886911
i liked spider-man 2's novel. it explained a bit more (especially with ock's arms talking to him) and when i was a kid i could not wait for the movie to come out on dvd so i read the novel over and over again until it did.

>>83883701

Pal, we're at least 70% bullies on this site right now.

>>83882619
>A 10/10 girl is lusting after him when he's supposed to be an average loser

wtf this is nothing like every other spider man movie

>>83894419
so basically stuff that clearly they knew would be neat for a videogame

Also how the fuck can you monitor stats?

Also although it won't be, i would love if he named the AI karen because he loves Goodfellas

>>83882989
>30 feet is a great height

>>83882285
>>83882298
>>83882463
sounds like a mess.

>>83884437
Yeah, his right leg doesn't seem to have a thigh

>>83893304
>>83894631
>all brown people are Indians
American """"""""""education"""""""""" everybody

You didn't even post the part about how Zendaya is playing Vultures daughter.

>>83882285
>>83882298
Holy fuck this cannot be real but I know it's totally going to be.

Ultimate Spiderman's existence literally ruined everything

>>83894419
>spidermans suit doing anything other than hide his face

>>83882463
>scared of heights
Literally why? He has powers that completely negate the terror from those situations.

>>83882285
>Civil war takes place 8 years after avengers

Who knew this?

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still going to see it and fap a billion times

>>83894731

>Pal, we're at least 85% bullied nerds on this site right now.

FTFY

Believe me, if anyone would know the shit friendless losers go through, it's these fine folks

>>83882285
What kind of people read novelizations of movies?

>>83882463
>Peter conquers his fear of great heights
Le fuck

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>>83897473

hey anon my back aches so much can you massage some oil on it for me in my room

>>83897293
it was doing much different shit in the comics. I'm so sick of faggots tat only saw Raimis movies that shat over established character and suddenly think they're spider man experts

>>83884012
LOL DRUMPH BTFO!!! I'M WITH HER!!! NO RACIST SEXIST KKK!!!!

>In the test screenings, Flash is exactly how Flash has been for the last 5 movies, He is a bully and likes to pick on Peter, but with the size of both actors and how scrawny Flash is (apparently the Director really liked his performance from the hotel movie), Flash in the climax would help Spider-man by distracting the villain by throwing a football at his head, this would cause Vulture to attack flash and put him in a hospital, the movie ends with his classmates and Peter visiting him, bringing cakes and balloons and implying that they are not his friends. it looked way too unconvincing so they added scenes that would salvage the Flash character and set up a sequel and also end the movie with a darker tone.

The new scenes put Flash in a new light, instead of a straight up bully, it would be revealed that Flash is acting this way because he is trying to emulate his older brother who used to study in the same school, His brother was a football star and the most popular kid in school and was called 'Flash'. Flash 2 would bully peter but end up not being a threat because of his size and Peter's superhuman strength and will end up humiliating himself towards the end, his bullying attempts in the beginning would also come off as cringy, Tony Revolori's Flash would represent the Flash that idolized Spider-man, Flash would still distract Vulture in the end and end up in the hospital but would instead be comatosed/disabled.

One of the added scenes is; Older Flash, the original Flash Thompson, is recently discharged from the military and comes to visit his younger adopted brother in the hospital and and will start to loathe spider-man for what he did to his brother

>>83899807
Source?

>>83882285
why the fuck is tony stark such a complete fucking asshole

>>83882298
Since when do you need a college degree to be an Avenger?

>>83890090
Just because you don't experience it, doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

When I was in high school about 10 years ago, any gym class there was a douche kid of the VP. He hated the way I looked. He used to openly kick the shit out of me daily, in front of the 2+ gym teachers who would just watch. He even pulled a knife on me more than once, teachers never gave a shit. Except when I fought back, even just 1 punch or shove and I'd be sent to the principal for fighting and nobody ever backed me up.

Your saying something like that happening today is literally impossible to exist? Just because "modern day"? You do realize sand people are raping 80 year olds on the weekly in the UK right

Doesn't sound bad.

>>83897161
He's Amerindian, now stop being so butthurt Pajeet

>>83901036
His ass.

>>83890090
My brother who's in junior high is bullied.

>>83899807
This sounds like a Spiderman comic. I can dig it.

>>83897470
It's literally a line from that movie. Vision dumps some exposition in a scene. Come on.

>>83902742
It's false.

>>83899519
Historically, the suit really is just a suit. All the tech was in the web-shooters and a slim belt.

>>83887941
Nah, he was hospitalized for the majority of the movie though

I think the suction suit makes this the gayest Spiderman yet.

Sounds awful. Still probably gets 90% on RT

This will be the first MCU movie that I will wait to rent.

I've seen them all in the theater but I just can't bring myself to sit though this one.

>>83883701
Someone finally said it. Bullying doesn't exist.

>>83899807
If this is true I will kill myself.

Why can random criminals get alien weapons but the police and military don't?

>>83882463

> Peter conquers his fear of great heights

I just imgained James Stewart as spiderman

>>83903350
No he said 8 years since Tony announced he was Iron Man which was in 2008 he wasn't talking about New York.
>Come on.

>>83906912
The police and the military aren't allowed to use the weapons, but the Vulture has been stealing them and supplying criminals for a while.

>>83895186
I'm thinking its because of Spongebob. Peter is only like 16 in this I doubt he would have seen Goodfellas

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