Where would you cast her?

Into the Atlantic Ocean.

sextape also featuring me

>>83878574
my highschool bully

>>83878574
what is going on with her phone case?

>>83878574

No. A worthy actress has grace and character. To name an example, Mia Wasikowska is one of the few worthwhile young actresses today.

>>83878574
in concrete

>>83878574
on the couch

my pusy queen

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the gym

she's fat

>>83878588
/thread

>>83878574
Yet another "literally who".

>>83879026

fuck, is there more of that? i want her to slap me around so much

>>83879026
>love mount pudge
>fat
and the award for the most virgin person on /tv/ goes to this anon

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>>83879076
yes

http://www.hawtcelebs.com/emma-roberts-set-little-italy-toronto-6122017/

why does she only makes shit movies /tv/? i love her but i cant fucking stand another teen bullshit movie

>>83879175
Nerve was one of the best movies of last year. Try actually watching movies instead of reviews on /tv/ you faggot.

>>83879231
yeah nerve was actually pretty shit
and the whole hackers thing was awful

>>83879161
oooh god yes. thank you anon

>>83878588
fpbp

emmas a shit

>>83879262
Yeah no it was pretty cool and entertaining movie. Get off your high horse sometime.

>>83879161

wtf this was yesterday and I'm like a block away.

>>83879026
that is one cute little belly

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>>83879076
>i want her to slap me around so much

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>>83878588

>>83879360
omg bet you were in your room all day and would't have gone anyway am i right you filthy aspie shut-in?

>>83879026
Is she pregnant?

>>83879026
This. My tolerance for this sort of thing have gone down to zero after I got really /fit/. Take the fat fuck to the gym and put her on a good vegan diet.

>>83879026
some girls get like that when they eat a lot

>>83878574
filthy skank number 3 in 'Double Anal Gape Fest'

>>83878588
Dubs of accuracy

>>83879111
>love mount pudge

hahahaha

but i agree fuckin love me some of that
in this case

Worst kind of fat, not cute chubby/thick but thin/fat.

>>83879477
>vegan

Now that's what I call pleb

>>83879477

Too bad that it's almost impossible to hook up with fit girls while at the gym.

>>83879654
just a little paunch ya faggot

>>83879026
Mate, come the fuck on, she could burn that by skipping lunch for a week. Also, her posture, the angle of the photo, and the lighting are not doing her any favors.

>>83879704

Implying all of you wouldn't jump at that shit like it was your last day on earth, if you had the chance.

>>83879735
i know i would

>tfw never get to fuck anyone famous

i should move to LA

>>83879764
Ywn unless you yourself get famous

How's that youtube channel coming along?

>>83879796
are you saying that the path to fame is a youtube channel because that sounds pretty awful

it's okay i would never want to live in LA

>>83879026
my fuccking dickk hnnnnnnngggggggggggg

>>83879026
>>83879161
Looking good as FUCK

>>83879026
>dem titty outlines
>dick status: muh

I saw Emma Roberts at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.

She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Dual Bar Adjustable Garment Racks in her cart without paying.

I asked her why she wasn't paying for those and she kept pretending to not notice me. Then she asked me if I would go away if she let me lick her belly hair. I said yes, and she lifted up her shirt (which she had tucked into her jeans) and let me lick her. I continueddoing this for five minutes and by then, she had removed her bra and jeans and I was licking her chest hair.

Emma suddenly stopped me and forced me to look up at her. She told me to lick every hair individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,”. and then forcefully buried my face in her muff. I don’t even think that’s a word. After I licked every hair individually multiple times, she called me a faggot and walked away.

I still have her bra, and saved the three belly hair that I found on my tongue. I lick them evreyday.

>love Emma
>HATE JULIA WITH A PASSION
Anyone else in this with me?

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>>83879026

>>83881143
>I still have her bra, and saved the three belly hair that I found on my tongue. I lick them evreyday.
didck status: diamond

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>>83878574

>>83879026
>gym

Shes a little small for me, that girl needs an extra 10lb in all the right places

>>83878574
Batwoman

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bring me (You)s

>>83881583
me on the right

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c-cute!

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>>83881143
Kek (笑´・艸・) Mmmm .... Can you elaborate the encounter part in the send half more .... ?

>>83879026
If you don't like holding onto a little bunt when fuckin a chick you're probably gay

>>83879026
> Height - 5'2
> Weight - 112
how is this fat you faggot

>>83878574
Disgusting.

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>>83879026
She's the fucking supreme!

>>83878574
Roberts > Stone >>>>>>>> Watson

>>83881583
Have them all

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>>83879161
the fuck is she drinking? looks like somebody put pickles and water in a blender.

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>>83881583

>>83882185
my body fluids

>>83879026
>she's fat
Get the fuck out of here she's a godess I would eat her shit.

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what did she mean by this

>>83882524
this

>>83879161
>>83879026
the "I need a baby inside of me, now" type of belly
the status of my dick sure is muh

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>>83879026

>>83881583
Good God

>>83878574
her giving me a rough hj while in her panties spitting on me and being abusive

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>>83881583
>that thong outline

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>>83879026

post feet

>>83884056
Let's post and talk about her arms

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>>83879026
>that triple curve with the boobs, tummy and thighs
>enough ass to be visible behind her arm even at that angle
>that ready to be a mommy yummy tummy

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>>83879161
>>83879026
>>83881583
>>83881610
god fucking damn she is literally perfect now.

i hated when she was so fucking skinny it's disgusting

>>83884056
this

>>83878574
looks like 80% of the women between the ages of 18-40 in my city (Boston)

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>>83884056

>>83884420

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>>83884056

>>83884420
>>83884533
i would give anything for just one whiff

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>>83884056

>>83879704
considering everything is perfect i think they're doing her lots of favors

>>83878574
>that shirt

Woah, I'm watching Mystic Pizza right now. Spooky.

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>control-f 'my gf'
>0 results


my gf that is who

>>83884420
>the absolute fucking state of those finger toes

>>83884636
the universe is sending you a message. you were made for each other

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>>83884657
>implying you don't wanna succ on them like they're a bunch of sweety little dicks

>>83884714
THIS SO MUCH

>>83884636
> I'm watching Mystic Pizza right now.
why

>>83884657
you can do stuff with long toes

>>83884741
Cause it's a classic, you faggot.

>>83884751
yeah like sticking em up your arse you bummer

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>>83881583

(You) deserve this

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>>83884703
That is one sensual back

>>83885217
why, are you autistic?

>>83885258

you ask that like it's some kind of rare occurrence

>>83879477
What a fag

>>83885519
cuck-kino desu

>>83885519
would be much better without BBC

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>>83885519
i giv this post a freg

>>83878574
"slice of heaven"

really rumbles my golf balls

>>83885519
>this will never happen to me

why even live?

>>83885519
>the state of Worst Emmafags

>>83881583
>>83881583
*BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*

thanks for the ban, mods ;)

>>83878654
It's one of those cases with a integrated battery.

>>83878574
on my couch

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>>83879026
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCKKKKKKKK YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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>>83878574
Making out with my Jewish cousin. It's art.

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>>83885519
>tfw a sweaty,drooling sleeping Emma moves around alot in her sleep and kicks me and punches and bites me all night but wakes up with a sweet smile and no recollection of what she did to me in her sleep

>>83887016
> Jewish cousin
how big are her tits?

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Can someone explain this fucking relationship to me? She is a 10/10 and has a net worth of $15 million and is young and in her absolute prime. Why is she wasting it on this geek and not with some uberChad thundercock? Her bf looks like the geekiest most awkward nerd I have ever seen, and hes with the absolute goddess that is Emma Roberts. I dont get it

>>83881665
I thought for years she was like 5'7" and I never jerked off to her because she was taller than me. Here we go boys...

>>83887288
this desu. She could be with a Hemsworth brother or Ryan Gosling or something

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>her only good role
i'd seriously give her another "girl interrupted" type flick where she's clinically insane.

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>>83887173
About the same as Emma's. She's got nice pale legs, too.

>>83887288
crack cocaine.

No really, theyre both in and out of rehab and according to blind items he always relapses when he gets back with her and shes bad for him. otherwise hes a good kid

>>83887510
> according to blind items
are you retarded?

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Emma Roberts looks like a poor mans Margaret Qualley.

>>83879026
All the other emmas eternally btfo

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>>83887288
Look how sexy he is.

>>83887867
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABz2m0olmPg

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>>83879026
>>83879161
>>83881583
>>83881610

>>83879026
>>83879161
>>83881583
>>83881610
If there's one thing i'd change, is a BIT more fit legs, she needs to do a few squats and shit

>>83887288
white girls melt for "nerdy white humor" . Im the nicest most beta guy ever but I get laid with white girls on the reg because i know their idiot pop culture. Next time you want a girl, somehow drop The Notebook (actually watch the movie though and make sure you know what youre talking about) and watch her panties fly off.

Also see >>83888139 white girls love that "le so quirky and random xD humor" So I can tell, Evans is one of those guys whos really funny in that corny way that white girls love

>>83878588
while I think Emma is a cute, a CUTE, this is definitely kek worthy

>>83888358
also, i forgot, you have to be handsome and somewhat good-looking for this to work, dont be a fat creep talking about girly movies, be an aloof loveable loser

>>83888358
> white girls
You can just say girls, wtf is skin color have to do with anything?

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>>83878574
Marvel Enchantress. The Asgardian who's always bullying Thor.

>>83888556
hood niggas ain't into The Notebook

>>83888556
because if you go up to a spicy Latina and tell her you listen to Tay-Tay on the reg she will think youre a flaming faggot cocksucker and willl never fuck you. If youre handsome and mention to a white girl that you love listening to Tay-Tay youre basically a few minutes away from poundtown, her subconcious reaction would be "wow this handsome guy is so oen-minded"

>>83888642
so open-minded* and wont judge me for being a slut if i sleep with him

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BUMP for Based Best Emma

>>83878574
>>83878574
>Where would you cast her?


into the trash after the oven

>>83889707
shes not jewish though

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>>83878574
CAST HER INTO THE FIRE!

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>>83887288
He's pretty attractive though, I remember when American Horror Story season 1 was airing a lot of teenage girls were wetting their panties over him

Outside of that he's really average as fuck, but if you can make teen girls wet their panties then I guess you're alright

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>>83890857
>TFW CHAD AND STACY ARE TAUNTING ME

REEEEEEEEEEE

>>83887288
Looks like a more chad Michael cera

>>83883764
Outline it pls, can't see shit on the phone.

>>83878574
i cast my dick into her pusy

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I would cast her in the name of god.

>>83887288
i'm literally way better looking than this faggot

i should be with her

>>83892040
Me too, brother. At least we have each other.

>>83892079
do you look like emma roberts?

>>83892093
My ass hole might.

>>83892115
don't be gay dude i don't want you to compromise our friendship like that

>>83892166
friendships only get stronger when you do gay stuff

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>>83878574
>Where would you cast her?
on my couch hehe

>>83892166
Sorry, just trying to think of qualities I might share with her.

>>83878588
fpbp

>>83887867
>coalsmoker

>>83887288
>She is a 10/10

I think shes hot but you're overestimating that bitch mate. You're also underestimating how cute girls think that dude is, always saw them posting about AHS when it airs.

>>83887288
Because she's an abusive slut and can't maintain a relationship with a chad.

>>83888177
hahahaha wtf, who directed this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=so9DBHCo64Q

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>>83887288
by all intensive purposes youre right,he is literally a diamond dozen

>>83879026
wew lads

>>83887288

he's pretty handsome in X Men, and he has a great personality in interviews. Also successful.

certainly not a MEW/Riley Stearns level mismatch

>>83888642

t. ugly guy

I've fucked all races with my B(ashful)WC