I'll start.
>>83876537
I'd only be jealous of him if he and Jughead were a thing. He brings his miseries on himself by being weak to bitches.
>>83876537
>>83876537
Archie is a fucking beta dumbass.
>>83876537
if the character has hair then I'm jealous
>>83876537
>>83877206
Sorry to hear about that. Hair means dignity and you don't have it, have you considered suicide?
>>83877325
>have you considered suicide?
what hairless man hasn't?
>>83877095
Is that why he gets every girl in the show