Rey Kenobi

"Star" wars

Star "Wars"

>this was once your favorite franchise as a child

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>movies called "star wars"
>no stars actually fight another star, they just float around in space being stars

Reminder that Rey's see through walls ability is pretty much identical to the force vision the Sloth leaker said she would have.

>>83874773
Luke and Ben had almost identical sabers
try again

>>83875029
It should be Anakin's lightsaber

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>>83875050
>AAAA GIVE MY SABER TO MY SON WHEN HE'S OLD ENOUGH THEN HE CAN LOSE IT THEN MAKE SURE YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER GETS IT 40 YEARS FROM NOW

>>83875398
he was a good friend

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>>83874773
Hah, you were able to play as Jyn Erso before in the first one than you could Rey.
Suck it, Rey fags.

>>83874773
You can customize your lightsaber
Just like you can swap guns for your other character

Non-news

>>83874883
>A fucking sloth
Bravo Rhian.

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>>83875548
>you were able to play as Jyn Erso before in the first one than you could Rey

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>>83876870
First Battlefront you could play as Jyn and her movie came out after Rey's movie.
Now in the sequel you can finally play as Rey.

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>>83874773

>>83874773
She'll be a Kenobi on one side of the family, and a Sheev on the other.
Remember that the Story Group oversees everything now. The reason given is that we don't end up with a EU style clusterfuck, and that's probably partially true, but the other will be to make sure their stories produce as much marketable material as possible.

The mouse needs a reason to keep churning out Obi-Wan and Sheev merchandise, and anchoring them to Rey would be a perfect way to do it.
I wouldn't be surprised if they gave her, or some other character in the ST, some connection to the Mandalorians next, just to give Boba Fett's style a new reason to be resold.

>>83877041
>Snoke=Mace
LOL

Also, Finn has an Asian Waifu in this movie

>>83875548
>>83877000
Id drain my balls inside her

>>83874844
The Death Star.

Your move.

>>83877099
An ugly one at that.

>>83874773
>rey is Satine's daughter
POTTERY

>>83877041
>Mace

Mace is the reason Anakin went to the Dark side.

>>83877136
Well, he can't have the GOOD Asians. Let's not go crazy. Those are still for the white man

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>>83877140
Part of me wants this to be true, just so Traviss and half of DA have a stroke.

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>>83874773
Ahsoka needs to show up and beat Kylos whiny ass into shape.

>>83877140
>two blond parents
>black haired kid
No.

>>83877223
Not that that is where it's going but that shit happens all the time. Sometimes it will skip two generations.

Why the fuck am I talking genetics in a space capeshit thread?

>>83877223
Black is generally a dominant allele.

>>83877472
Exactly you literal retard
By both being blond, they have no black alleles
If they did, they'd have black hair

So how is their kid having black hair if her parents didn't have any?

>>83877497

You are fucking retarded and you don't understand how genetics work.

>>83877215
Ahsoka is unironically the best character Star Wars has created since ROTJ.

>>83877135
>Death Star
>not even a star
Check and mate

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>>83877518
Explain what's wrong then, if you're so smart

>>83877497
>Grandparents are blonde
>parents are unknown
>black hair is impossible
The sad part is that you don't even know why you're a retard

>>83877569
Parents are known though. That's the point

I'd delete this post if I made it. So embarrassing

Would Obi Wan having a lover not completely destroy his character?

>>83877223
Rey has brown hair you fucking mongoloid. Also you don't know what hair color her ancestors had even if you know her parents. Holy fuck you are stupid.

>>83877593
One Parent can be assumed to be blonde due to grandparents.
Show me the other

>>83874773
Reminder that Luke's lightsaber follows this style.

>>83877593
Satine died like 35 years before Rey was born you retard. She can't be the mother

>>83877617
>grandparents
Who the fuck knows who they are?

It's about blond father, Obi Wan, and blond mother Satine.

You keep digging yourself in

>>83877593

See >>83877615 then fucking kill yourself you not even having a grasp on basic high school biology retard.

>>83877639
Hey, I didn't claim that Satine was Rey's mother.
Some other guy did.
I already think that Rey can't be their kid due to the hair.

God, the fucking reading comprehension has fallen through the floor here

>>83877644

How do you not understand that a child with two blonde parents can have dark hair if one of their grandparents had dark hair? How are you this absolutely obtuse?

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>>83877644
>both died before she was born
>direct parents
I think we can call bait on this one. Or so hilariously retarded it makes no different.
Either way, no more (you)s for you.

>>83877685
Yeah and you're leading the retard charge.

>>83877686
Are you seriously implying that blond hair is a dominant allele?
Are you serious?

>>83877690
Do you ever feel stupid for jumping into the middle of a comment chain?
Because you did and you are.

If you were at all literate, you'd see that I'm on the side saying that Satine/Obi Wan parentage is impossible

Do I need to break out the crayons in order for this to make sense to you?

>>83877597
If what george said was true, they weren't forbidden from fucking, just getting attached.
From what people tell me of TCW, there was a part where Obi-Wan went through pretty much the same thing as Anakin, only he called it off.
He was also smart enough to realise he could have just left the order, which didn't seem to occur to Anakin

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>>83877615
Wow.
Look at that nice sandy brown hair.
It's a nice mahogany colour isn't it?

>>83877767
Well fuck me, I misread the first post and you're actually right.
Guess broken clocks can be right twice a day after all.

>>83874773
>ruin Luke's character by making him a runaway baby who didn't help his friends
>ruin Obi Wan by making him break his Jedi oath before abandoning his daughter anyway

What's the point of bringing this series back if they weren't even going to respect the source material?

>>83877135
More of a moon.

>>83877857
Why?
It's a series tradition
Remember when they dedicated 3 movies into making Darth Vader into a whiny manchild?

What if Rey is a Fett?

>>83877889
Whiny kid was a fitting origin for edgy bad man

>>83877922
vader was hardly edgy.
Evil, yes, but not edgy.

>>83877889
Anakin Skywalker had no characterisation to ruin you idiot. Obi Wan and Luke are already well established characters with detailed back stories.

>>83877136
that's why he and Poe start first gay interracial relationship

>>83877905
Singles confirm Fett is not fate

>>83877941
>Vader was hardly edgy
>spergs out and starts physically assaulting a colleague when he demeans his precious magical abilities

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So, Tumbler was right?

>>83878014
>physically
But he didn't touch him :^)
And since the Force doesn't exist, well, that guy must have just choked on his own tongue

>>83877857
>>83877857
Because (((they))) need to destroy any lingering plot points from the OT to make way for Kathleen "the force is female" Kennedy's new cunt-orientated toy line.

>>83878014
Sperging out is what Kylo did.
If you called your boss the equivalent of a dead kike worshiping fag to his face, you better believe that getting a psychic bitchslap is the least of what you should expect

>>83877223
>black haired
It's unwashed. Did you see a shower room in Rey's hut? Of course not, she hasn't taken a shower in a decade.

>>83879156
Man she must reek of BO, shit, sand, and a crusty, bloody vagina.

>>83878074
Just because he killed someone like a le badass doesn't make it not a sperg out.

>>83879518
>le
Don't ever post at me or my wife's son again

>>83876870
Canonically Jyn events happens before Rey events so it makes sense.

>>83879529
le okay

>>83874844

An actual star was used to power a weapon in the most recent movie. Direct interaction of a star with a war.

>>83874773
Isn't it a placeholder? I assume they will have an Obi-wan character in the game, if not multiple Obi-wans for each film. She's going to keep Anakins light saber.

>>83881364
Yeah

>>83874773
>Lightsabers are genetic
This is almost as stupid as the people saying she is a Kenobi because of her accent.