/got/ general

first for dany!

how can there be so many generals for this show when a new episode hasn't come out in over a year?

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Cleganebowl fucking when?

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>>83874168
we're big fans..

>>83874197
In Season 1

DON'T BULLY THE TULLY

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Cast her.

I'm thinking a Lannister cousin.

I'm rooting for Dany.

>Having Mercy 4 Cersei
Kek

>>83874263
Tommen. Flat enough.

Tormund killed many brothers of the Night Watch and Jon Snow didn't even give a shit/care.

>>83874480
It feels like Jon doesn't give a shit about anything not directly related to him anymore.

how many ep until dany take the throne and end?

>>83874106
Is that a bigger insult to America or Tolkien?

>>83874263
Tyrek Lannister

>>83874528
>yfw during one battle scene one of her dragons eats her
>the battle continues as if nothing happened
>it ends with Fedorah and Tyrone looking for her and seeing a part of her outfit sticking out of the dragon's teeth

>>83874585
na, it's impossible

Interviews incoming soon


isaac
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABd7uiIYFxY

liam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfYUuTkNf2w

gemma whelan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SikwkRU-62M

CIA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMOr5wt8Hw8

podrick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIEsj8PgF-k

greyworm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnMFh6ox614

sam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K07qGHVX9BI

euron
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgYHd8c1DOA

rory mccann
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86Tq9hMXbGs

carice van houten
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs7FAVVw71M

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>>83874329
>>83874553
rude!

>>83874669

>>83874748
Hound in this video looks like a slav construction worker on immigration in the UK

>>83874778
It's not my fault she's flat as a washboard

>>83874778
Those fake tits are disgusting.

>>83874748
I fucking died laughing just from that shitty clip of CIA talking

>>83874197
>covering up his signature scars with hair to make him look prettier

women "artists"

>>83874748
>>83874748
Wtf why are they doing promo for fucking greece

what do you think GRRM's tax policy is?

for as many horrible mistakes the show made, "The Rains of Castamere" actually came out as a good song... helps it was all written with some sense of rhythm already by georgie but still

>>83874106
Is GRRM any closer to finishing TWoW?

>>83874106
>american tolkien edition

>>83875110
extra cheese with a diet coke

at the tender age of five I killed a man

>>83874263
pretty pia

>>83874202
For whom, exactly?

>>83874748
Based Liam had the best promo.

He's so perfect...

>>83875857
at the tender age of 6 I raped a tully

>>83874748
Euron was a mistake.

>>83874263
>>83875946
My dick couldn't handle that

>>83876032
which one?

>>83874748
Isaac a cute

>>83876283
you know which one

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>>83875002
That's what they do when they want the big clegane cock

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>>83875946
>>83876042
no!

>>83874797
Rory is a shining example of how to not let fame go to your head.
Think of all the Sansan Tumbler easy pussy he could get?
Yet he refuses to use any social media and lives in a boat 80% of the year.

>>83876735
2bh if I had enough money I'd probably live in a cabin in the middle of nowhere and would shitpost on various 4chan boards.

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THA TRUE NORFF

>>83876762
You're already nearly there, just pretend your mom's basement is a cabin in the woods

>>83876611
literally looks like a blowup doll.
pretty pia is perfect fit desu

>>83876003
He's an insufferable "let in all the refugees; one love! NO borders!" activist here in Ireland.

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>>83874106
Why are whores in GoT so fucking hot? I've been to brothels irl and they look really shabby. Also whores these days see it as a temporary job. Back in the day, I assume, it was a "life" so they were more professional about their job. That scene when little finger is training a newbie whore is hot as fuck. I wish I could visit a brothel from the series.

Who is your favourite GoT whore /tv/?

Mine is Ros.

>>83874748
>Hello, I'm Stephan Dillane and I play Stannis Baratheon rightful ruler of the seven kingdoms in the show. Watch this shit of a show, if you can be bothered.

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>ANOTHER /got/ thread? Are you sure you want to be a loser forever, faggot?

>>83877067
mine is meera reed

>>83877127
DELETE THIS.

>>83875002
>tall, grisled, violent, burly, scarred man with bouts of anger, seen contemplating committing rape, and who hints at an emotional side when around Sansa
GRRM brought it upon himself, that retard.

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>>83877067

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>>83875002
do you even watch the show?

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If they'd kept Arianne Martell in the show and not fucked up the Dorne plotline, who would you have cast as her?

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>>83877763
they did cast her, here she is with tiger/myrcella

they eventually cut her

>>83874106

Bradamante is coming back...

>>83877887
who is that?

>>83878009

myrcella and ariennes

>>83875377
It's a bit overused at this point unfortunately. I feel like Ramin kind of started phoning things in after Season 2. There hasn't been a good new leitmotif for a house/faction since then. It's kind of fucked that the Tyrells never got their own theme.

>>83878042
who is the actress who was supposed to be arianne?

>>83878097
some nobody you never heard of like before finding out who nell tiger free is

or cordy hill

Sincere opinions on Bradamante?

>>83878134
oh so that's not really a girl cast to be arianne?

>>83877763
the arianne plot in the books is just as bad if not worse than what they filmed.

>>83878197
It's not that bad. And it's very interesting to see the inner politics of the forgotten kingdom of westeros.

>>83878171

I think he's the most competent /got/ poster and consultant on GOT book/series issues.

>>83878234
nah, it's pretty fucking bad. the only good chapter is when doran explains what he's doing and that's at the ass end of the whole plot

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>>83878184
it is but she hasnt been in anything else which is why you wont know her name or why she doesnt have an imdb page

>>83878171
gay

>>83878332
Nice Freudian slip there.

>>83877763
I don't know, some fat nigger whore.
Precious?

also
>implying arianne in the show would've made the dorne plot better
It would've made it worse.
And YES, that's possible. Never underrestimate D&D.

>>83878332
>ywn wish her lick

>>83878533
Yeah but I licked her wish

>>83875635
No, but he spent the entire week ranting about how no one likes wild cards

>>83878332
why did she feel the need to mention that she was in that hotel ?

>>83879047
probably because she was like 14 years old and she isnt jaded like yourself and still gets excited by exploring new adventures

>>83876553
>makes him look like a faggot
That's DYEL mode.

>>83878197
Not true. It could have been very good if the writers weren't a bunch of zombies although you obviously would have to scale it back a lot.

>>83878009
>>83878009
He's lying mate

>>83877044
And yet he's still the best person & actor out of everyone in those promos. I wish he was my dad so we could bond over drinks.

Did Stannis ever realize who poisoned Jon Arryn?

>>83879862
IT WAS ME ALL ALONG AUSTIN

>>83874263
I'm thinking Moon Girl.

>>83874263
Val right there.

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>>83874106
Based on title wise:
A Clash of Kings
A Game of Thrones
A Feast for Crows
A Storm of Swords
A Dance with Dragons
The Winds of Winter
A Dream of Spring

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Cast her

>>83880863
>not A Winds of Winter

WHAT WAS HE THINKING

>>83880863
>still posting this busted bitch in the year of our lord 2017

>>83874106
Why won't he write?

>>83880953
I'd cast her on my dick

>>83880953
My personal impregnation slave

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>>83876553
Oh are we posting Sansan?

>>83876553
>>83881187
i miss when i cared enough about the series that these images would excite me

>>83881187
cancership. Why do you tumblrwhales do this retarded shit lmao kill urself

>>83880953
taena

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>“Men are men, vows are words, and words are wind.”
>vows are wind...
>we all assumed that The Winds of Winter was a book
>It was actually vows, the vows that george make everytimes a fan asks him to release the next book
>He was giving us the Winds of Winter this whole time

>>83880953

Arya

>>83874263
Night Queen

>>83880953
I'd recast Sansa with her

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>>83881545
too old

>>83881378
>it was his plan all along to write a mediocre series that was nothing but HBO bait, make mad cash off HBO, then give a big middle finger to his tumbler fans when all they have left to finish the series is HBO

I'd believe it.

>>83881378
>>83881642
the real wind is coming out of his flabby ass

>>83881608
Go away boygeorgewhale

Winds will be announced soon.

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>>83876882
KEK
Best post so far

>>83877859
Look at fat Hitler.

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(Inhales breath) How many times must I tell you...the book is the book (Inhales breath) and the show is the show...(Inhales breath) Don't compare...the books with the tv show...(Inhales breath) j-just enjoy them on (Inhales breath) different platforms...

(Inhales breath) I'm still writing...The Winds of winter...(Inhales breath) have patience...

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(Inhale breath)
Read this...

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>>83874549
how could this fat fucks shame reflect on prof. Tolkien?
america on the other hand ...

>>83882394
https://winteriscoming.net/2017/06/13/george-r-r-martin-talks-about-winds-of-winter-on-not-a-blog/

http://www.blastr.com/2017-6-13/george-rr-martin-other-writing-will-wait-until-winds-winter-finished

http://www.itechpost.com/articles/99689/20170613/winds-winter-delayed-release-george-r-martin-slammed-fans.htm

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This is Book Cersei, say something nice about her

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>Arthur Dayne is Dario Naharis
How do you even come up with a theory like this?

>>83882444
Fuck Tolkien and fuck TLOR (both books & films)

Tolkien & TLOR are 4 kids and manchildren.

>>83882529
/got/ came up with darrio = euron

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>>83881608
Too flat

>>83882600
>Rhaegar = Mance Rayder = Arthur Dayne = Dario = Euron = The Dusky Woman
It fits.

>>83882462
he's really just starting to sound like an asshole now

it's his own fault it's been six years and he couldn't write TWOW. He failed in his responsibilities and people are rightfully unsatisfied

>>83882688
>Rhaegar ... = The Dusky Woman

So JonCon is Arya? Sounds unlikely.

>>83877067
>Who is your favourite GoT whore /tv/?
Satin.

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>>83877067
Best whore

Aunt Petyr & Uncle Lysa

Dorne could have been interesting as fuck if Doran and Areoh Quota executed the Sand Bitches at the end of season 5.

WHY, D&D, WHY?

>>83878197
It's bad, but it's not that bad. If they cut it in half and gave it an actual fucking ending it would be fine. The problem with everything in Feast is it's all set-up, no pay off:
>I'm gonna make Myrcella queen
>I'm gonna so it
>Get ready, it's happening
>OK, let's commence phase one of my plan!
>Oh look I failed lmao
>This prison is boring lmao
>daughter you can't have plans I have plans but I'm not saying what they are lmao
The end.

>>83882888
DELET
she never even had sex.

>>83883100
she gave a rimjob to tommen every night

If there are any bookfags around, I need pics of Dornish characters. Knights and other fighters particularly.

>>83883191
eh they're just black like spanish / italians

>>83883191
there are no pictures in the books LOL

but you can wiki-fag it up here

http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Dorne

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>>83883191

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>Arianne sample chapter reveals the children used to carve faces into stone
Reminder that the Weirwoods aren't actually the old gods, they're parasites that tricked the Children into thinking they were the old gods. They did the same thing to the giants and the First Men and tried to do the same to the Andals. They seduced Bloodraven and now they're seducing Bran.

Don't believe their lies.

>>83883376
prestonfriend pls.

Preston fucked up on that one, surprised he missed it desu; Somewhere in the story someone talks about how weirwood never rot, they turn into stones.

These stone ones were likely just very old trees.

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>>83883191
so what you're basically asking for is darkstar

>>83874263
Lyseni whore tbqh

>>83883591
That could explain the faces on the columns, but it doesn't explain the faces on the walls. Most likely the children just carve faces on all kinds of stuff. Hell, humans carve faces on stuff for decoration and it doesn't mean anything.

>>83880953
Lyanna Stark

>Theon is also missing his cock like Varys

Not saying Theon is going to be the next Varys but I see him heading that way. What are your thoughts? If he doesn't become some kind of crazy wall commander I see him becoming a traveling master of disguise like Varys since his Reek persona was so good it fooled even Asha.

>>83883904
>becoming a traveling master of disguise like Varys since his Reek persona was so good it fooled even Asha.

Lol wot?

Theon had to be tortured, broken and made into Reek including physically, that in no way means he can disguise himself or take on new personas of his own whim

>>83883376
>human have magic powers in Essos without weirwood
It's all a big con. Weirwoods are just trying to get grateful slaves.

The real magic trees are shade of the evening. The warlocks are the ones we should be worshipping.

>>83883977

Would he be able to fool people he's Reek whenever he wants to and slip in and out of the persona?

>>83883904
It's plausible. He pretended to be Theon successfully once.

You could argue that there's similarities to the Faceless Men. Just like Arya, Theon is always going on about names, but Theon successfully lost his identity and is trying to remember his own name while Arya is trying to forget.

>>83884202

I never thought of the Theon and Arya connection but you're right. I wonder how many stories in ASOIAF among the main POVS are just parallels of one another.

The question is now what kind of man is Theon going to become if he isn't exactly Theon anymore.

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What shoud I do today I wonder

>>83884284
step 1: inject insulin

Why is book doran so retarded does he think dany will agree ti do things his way,sending the wrong martell to woo her as well

>>83884328
the doran plot in the books is fucking stupid and shouldn't have even been written

>>83884284
EAT
SLEEP
DON'T WRITE
REPEAT

>>83884328
Eh, it wasn't that unreasonable. He just didn't think that Dany would rather stay in Meereen.

If he had sent Oberyn, Daenerys would have changed her mind though

>>83884464
But won't my fans be wondering about what progress I have done in the next wildcard book?

>>83884284
Get back to writing 1000 Worlds you fuck, no-one cares about Memesteros.

>>83884507
>sends oberyn to court Dany
>sends quentyn to duel Gregor Clegane

>>83884532
They'll eat up anything because they're thirsty for anything new. Don't worry George, have a KFC bucket on the house.

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This is Queen Daenerys, bend the knee

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>>83884532
>wildcard book

i have never read one of these, dont know what they are, but i hate them more than anything in the world

>>83884627
>bend knee
>lift leg
>kick face

>>83884805
Stupid way to die anon

>>83884862
for her

>>83884889
she has guards bruh

>>83884646

>Mfw George withholds writing Winds until Wildcards get a boost in sales

>>83884627
damn all that photoshop to make her a 7/10

>>83884805
>>83884955
never forget

http://www.shadbase.com/comic_folder/2016-07-17-mother-of-dragons.jpg?x29145

>>83884627
>This is Queen Daenerys, bend the knee
why? is there a weapon on the ground I could shove in her anus?

DON'T BULLY THE TULLY

>>83885020
Wow so edgy

>>83885020
>thinking about the queen's asshole

she's fed people to her dragons for less

>>83884955
Delet

>>83885246
but the fish cunny smell funny

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what does /got/ think of season 7?

What would Ramsay have done to Melisandre if he captured her?

>>83885381
The big meeting is in the Dragonpit, not Dragonstone

it's shit otherwise

>>83885399
Married that bitch.

Leeching?

Burning people alive?'

Killing kids?

Do anything to get ahead?

Almost no loyalty?

>>83885275
>>83885251
>So edgy! She should feed you to her dragons! - danyfags

Reminder Jon won't come back
Reminder we'll not see the wall in Winds
Reminder we'll just hear word of mouth stories coming back to Stannis's camp during the Battle of Winter about all the horrible shit that happens there with Jon now gone who is also apparently some kind of other wight, zombie, etc.
Reminder Theon will escape Stan's capture, go to the wall to see for himself and start calling himself Jon and styling himself the new wall commander.
Reminder everyone will be fucking loopy on the wall and will allow it to happen
Reminder Ramsey skins Jon's corpse and wears his flesh like a hide

>>83885468
I'm not a dany fag she just makes my dick hard

>>83885476

Double reminder that what causes the members of the watch who mutinied against Jon to go crazy is the wolves howling after Ghost manages to escape. They think it is the Starks coming for revenge.
Even more double reminder that when Theon proclaims himself as "Jon" and is named Lord Commander, he hands over Jon's corpse to Ramsey, who skins him and wears his flesh and begins to think of it as some sort of final approval sought after from his father that he really is Jon and thinks his accomplishments are his.

>>83885476
>>83885583
We see you theonfag

Does Dany even know that Winter exists? She grew up in the warmest parts of the world during the longest Summer in living memory, and she only knew of Westeros through Viserys' stories.

Is she going to get to Westeros during Winter and have absolutely no idea what's going on?
>what do you mean it's so cold ice falls from the sky?
>what so you mean crops won't grow for years in a row?
>what do you mean the dead have risen and are bringing about a night that will never end?
>I can still get lemons right? You have enough honeyed locusts in storage to feed my 400,000 dothraki screamers?

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>Ellie, are you a Jew?

>>83885583

I should also mention Theon hands over Jon's corpse to Ramsey as a peace offering, he'll try and pass off Jon's corpse as Theon and think Ramsey will leave him alone or something.

>>83884022
How?

Pretending to be a nobody? Maybe, his look has changed a lot from all the torture and flaying. To people who'd now know Theon's been fucked up and look like he does now? Not really, pretending to be a bitch doesn't really change you, they still know you're Theon/Reek

>>83884202
>>83884271
You could find parallels with almost anyone especially the pov characters if you just go by pretending to be someone else or forgetting yourself.

Jon goes through it, Sansa goes through it, Bran will go through it.

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W-what happened

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>>83885716
>answer me, don't be shy

>>83885761
Uglier than quasimodo

CUMMY ON THE TUMMY

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>>83885820
What did he mean by this?

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>>83885399
The important question is: what would Melissandre have done with Ramsay and Roose if they were in her hands?

>>83885845
Firework

>>83885845
implying roose will die in the books

>>83885900
Jon will have to kill him if he is to be king in the north.

The only way Roose lives is if GRRM doesn't write it

>>83885761
Bong genes and slag lifestyle (coke, heavy partying, molly, weed)

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You JUST know

>>83874197
imagine if sansa was actually pretty in the show

>>83885900
Yes, Roose wil be defeated and burned alive by King Stannis.

Meanwhile Ramsay will be killed during the battle.

Say, do you think Roose will scream while he's burning alive?

>>83886089
Is George a pedophile?

Is that why he wanted Jonarya so much and had Jaime and Cersei being inappropriate when they were young? And has Dany, a 13 year old, be into tittyfucking, oral, rough sex and anal?

>episode 7 episode 6, the Dragon and the Lion
>the Dothraki are sieging the Red Keep, showering the peasants of King's Landing with gifts and the songs of their people
>Daenerys smiles, enjoying this valuable cultural experience
>a cry is heard in the distance
>it is Jaime raping Cersei again, now in a room with Tommen's corpse
>Jaime stands up and says "it is time to put an end to all this", approaching a barrel of Wildfire
>"wait Jaime you can't do that! Everyone in King's Landing will die" says Cersei
>"I don't care" replies Jaime. "I have only loved one person. Only one, in my entire life".
>Cersei looks on, awestruck
>"the Red Witch" he says as Melissandre appears from the shadow
>"Burn them! Burn them all my Azor Ahai!" says the Red Witch
>"R'hollor hungers!" nods Jaime as he throws a torch to the barrel
>in the distance, the women and children of King's Landing are burning, the soundtrack a high screaming wail
>"Seven save us" whispers Daenerys naked amidst the flames that consume everyone around her, "now even the women and children have been embraced by the Faceless God!"

>>83874748
>Melisandre is that woman from the Conjuring movies

what the fuck

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

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>Sansa isn't hot

Why do people think that Stannis and his army will be killed by others or by some retarded Northmen?

There's a chance that Stannis can and will kill the Others or the Northern people who try to betray him.

>>83886264
i think it woud be pointless for the northmen to kill/backstab stannis if he removes the boltons after all their huffing and puffing about honour and loyalty

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>>83886230
>flat

Now go back sophiefag shill

>>83886264
Because Jon needs to be leading the Northmen and the mercenaries Stannis hired in order to meet his future wife Daenerys on friendly negotiation terms.

>>83882475
Her dick sucking skills must be legendary

>>83886469
>so good you don't know if you're fucking her, getting a blowjob or a handjob

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Roose Bolton's Morton's Fork

Roose Bolton is faced with a doozy of a dangerous one during the siege.

If Roose lets everybody stay as they are, they'll fragment even further into murderous factions and weaken the siege from within by picking each other off: Game Over.

If he sends the most dangerous out into the snow, they may side with Stannis or die: Game Over.

Either he's left with too few to defend the walls, or Stannis gains more numbers quite directly. If he keeps the worst with him and puts them on lockdown, his whole army can't be an effective defensive force against Stannis and the troublemakers may still try killing him and others: Game Over.

If he sends a mix of supporters and dangerous tools outside to fake surrender to Stannis, they may achieve something — or, more likely, get caught thanks to teeth-clenched teamwork not working: Game Over.

If he's found a way out of this by picking the snowdrifts and being creative with who he sent outside, it'll be fun to see.

All in all, general winter has not been kind to either him or Stannis by arriving when he did.

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>>83886515
>>83886469


Smirkfu is a close second

>>83886264
stannis is a cuckold

>>83886515
Virgin spotted

>>83885844
JUSTICE FOR IRENE

Why is there so much cuckolding in this show?

>>83886327
Salty, will King Stannis win the Iron Throne and defeat that crazy inbred Targaryen bitch?

>>83886557
Wouldn't her sexual inexperience make her kinda bad at it tho?

>>83886666
Tell that to Bobby, who never noticed that he hadn't fucked his wife in years.

Even drunk that shit shouldn't be possible for so long

>>83886775
probably not. I want his death to either be him going out against the others or him preparing to fight the others and dany comes swooping in and fucks it up by killing him to prove shes a pos

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>>83886754
Art imitating life

>>83886787
>Tell that to Bobby, who never noticed that he hadn't fucked his wife in years.
>Even drunk that shit shouldn't be possible for so long

Robert likely fucked a few hundred girls.
Why would he remember if he fucked 'that one' and not just get a blowjob from her?

If he cared about her he would probably remember, but he doesn't. He doesn't like her. He probably likes half the whores in KL more than her, and he probably doesn't remember which gave him BJ's and which he fucked, etc...

>>83886808
But if it where up to you, would you like to see that Stannis survives asoiaf and win Iron Throne and rulling as king of Westeros.

You love Stannis Baratheon don't you? You want to see Stannis win and live don't you?

>>83886885
Whether you remember the girl or not, you should know if it's a pussy or a hand or mouth

Bobby = Aegon the Unworthy

Jaime = Aemon Dragonknight

Cersei = Naerys

History repeats itself but even worse

What sex scene would you have liked to see?

>>83887070
I'd like to see full penetration Jonerys.

But I'll take Ramsay x Sansa where they don't pan away.

>when you hear the belt come off

>>83886754
most of the characters raise cucklings / changelings in the show

>>83886996
bob and jimmy are definitely aegon and aemon

>>83886957
You're missing my point.
If you've had sex with 1000 girls (some multiple times) and off these 1000, you've fucked 950, got a blowjob from 250, handjob from 100, anal with 50...

Are you telling me you would be able to associate the 1000 girls with what the things you've done with them?

Of course not. But would you be able to link ONE specific girl to the things he's done with her?
The answer is yes only if he really cares about her. If you fuck a thousand girls, shitfaced 24/7, you won't remember much of who did what, unless you care about one specifically. And Robert doesn't.

He fucked her early on (canonically at least one time, but probably more) so he has memories of fucking Cersei/cumming inside her and all. But after that he fucked hundreds of girls, got sucked by hundreds, handjobs by hundreds, came in hundreds of vaginas, ass, on bellies, in their faces, in their mouths...

Just because she's her queen doesn't mean he'll pay any special attention to her, and he probably didn't fuck her every often.

If he fucked Lyanna once he probably would remember everything she did. But Cersei, one among hundred, and he doesn't even like her? Make sense that he doesn't really remember.

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>>83882580
Don't you have a book to write, George?

>>83887241
>Are you telling me you would be able to associate the 1000 girls with what the things you've done with them?

If it's from the wife I hate and keep going back to over a number of years? Yes

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>>83887252
Yes

>claim to love Lyanna
>never bother finding and fucking a Lyanna lookalike
>never bothered fucking a Karstark girl

It's like Robert wanted to stay a cuck dreaming about Lyanna getting dicked every night all so he can kill Rhaegar after

>>83887161
Think he put his littlefinger in her mudgate?

>>83887252
that's a funny way to spell boba fett and darth maul

>>83887638
Most definitely.

Where's the fun in getting her pregnant so soon?

I really wanted to see Margaery and Tommen banging.

>>83887766
but there's poop there

>>83886327
I think it's going to happen. The northmen will be shown to be the ungrateful shits that they are.

>>83887936
then they can go fuck themselves and shove their starks dindu noffin up their ass

>>83887766
What else did he do to her?

>>83888175
Suckle from her.

Bite her

Cut her

Make her pleasure him or he'd "pleasure" her instead

Beg for it.

Call him Lord Bolton

Hurt herself

>>83888258
Vanilla af

>muh free and independent North that has no harvest, is in the middle of Winter, lost 90% of its men, has a bunch of cowards and suckups as lords and won't survive the Winter

Crowning Jon was a mistake, should've crowned Sweetautist instead tbhfam

>>83887925
Not if Theon cleans it first, there isn't.

>>83888304
Well he didn't sic the dogs so that's done with but putting things inside of her holes is a given

Why do you want me to describe it anyway? To wank?

>>83888350
Yes anon

>>83888366
Then just read fanfic.

A ton of RamsayxSansa shit out there. And JonxRamsay and JonxOthers cause Ramsay has lots of guys rape him. I don't know why exactly Jon getting raped is very popular in fic, there's even crasterxJon fic which is really disturbing

>>83874106
Finally watching it with my gf. We got to the part where Jaime gets his hand chopped off... then it goes to credits with some horrible out of place fucking Irish punk rock sounding band playing. What the fuck were they thinking using that song??! It almost completely ruins the entire previous scene. Its way out of left fucking field. I thought my TV had glitched at first.

Please tell me they never do that again? Please?? Its a medieval fantasy show and random modern punk rock has no place in it, even during the fucking credits.

>>83888635
at least you're not one of the guys who got the ending cut out when it first aired

>>83888680
What do you mean? Did the ending cut out for people when it first aired or something?

>>83888635
>We got to the part where Jaime gets his hand chopped off... then it goes to credits with some horrible out of place fucking Irish punk rock sounding band playing. What the fuck were they thinking using that song??!

They don't like Jaime so him getting his hand chopped off was an hilarious moment, or something.

>Please tell me they never do that again?
They don't do "This" again, but they constantly show how they don't give a fuck about the characters they don't like.

They killed 2 characters offscreen, one kinda minor, but one who has been in like 30 episodes over 5 seasons. But they don't like him, never liked him, so they shit on him, made him as unlikable as they could, and killed him offscreen.

In short, they just play favorite. If you happen to like the same characters they do, don't worry they're safe, they have the biggest plot armor ever seen on a show. Which is bad if you care about good writing, and good if you're the average showfags who just want his guys to win no matter how as long as they're badass and shit.

But if the characters you like aren't the showrunner's favorites... Well, be ready to have them make them shittier in every possible way as long as they can somewhat justify it from something in the books... Or not even.

and then they're killed offscreen or in humiliating way or just something to glorify their "heroes."

>>83888772
A BEAR THERE WAS A BEAR A BEAR

>>83888772
Wow I'm retarded, you said when it first aired haha

>>83888772
>>83888817
he's talking about those who paid the iron price to watch the show.

Someone uploaded it but it was missing the ending, some made the song happen a bit earlier (while he was getting his hand cut), etc...

>>83888792
Wow that's pretty lame, but what do you expect from HBO?

jonerys is canon

jonsa will never be

cleganebowl is cancelled

I want to beat and rape a clown.

>>83888940
how about daenerys dressed as a clown?

>>83888892
good.jpg

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>>83888792

>>83889189
kek

>>83881608
That's what Meryn Trant said.

>>83888972
NO!

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>>83889189
Nice rape cave

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Do you think that we are going to see their tits now that they are both over 18?

>>83889467
If they ever want to work again, yes

>>83888855
Hah oooh OK, that's kinda funny though.

>>83889467
Only if we get another fappening.

Pray someone gets into Joe or Sophie's iphone

>>83889467
We got tits we never expected to see like Cersei's and the wildling chick that cared for Bran. So maybe ...?

I'm dying to see Arya's tits. I bet she has the cutest nipples.

>>83889536
>We got tits we never expected to see like Cersei's
Confirmed body double.
You can see them in other movies tho, but not as Cersei.

>>83889467
maise had fappening leaks though

>>83888792
Jaimesperg please.

>>83874263
Shitmouth

>>83889641
What? The one with her back to the camera? Or has there been any new ones?

>>83888892
modern day

isaac hempstead

wright

>>83889467
Pedo

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>>83889896
*Pedro

>>83888635
they played the song to troll illegal downloaders and when it was originally released if you didn't watch the original content you got the only version that had the irish folk punk music play before jaime had his hand removed.

enjoy

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Jonerys

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Pissing myself laughing at how shamelessly inaccurate this is

Will we ever see the footage of Stannis's cut dialog for his death scene? Or will it forever be locked away like the original pilot?

>>83891112
Locked away.

Really sucks. I'd love to see good deleted scenes and real bloopers and stuff but I'm guessing that since a lot of the show is CG that the scenes probably look like shit so they won't release anything.

>>83891099
I thought Tormund was taller than that.
Then again people not realizing Jon Snow is a dwarf means they can achieve miracles on that.

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>get sent to the wall 2 years ago
>haven't lost a pound of weight

how? I thought Hurley from Lost was a stretch.

>>83885381
it's hot garbage, just like TWOW is going to be

Is there anyway they can save this show from the last two disastrous seasons?

>>83891565
the non-arianne sample chapters we've got are all kinda good tbqh

and it can't be GRRM cherrypicking because he doesn't have anything else written.

>>83891575
fire D&D, hire GRRM and Preston as writers.

Not gonna happen tho because they might give some victories to old white males, and badass stronk womyn(plus the 2 dwarves) wouldn't not be invincible&infaillible.

>>83891099
Tommen, jon, sam, ramsay, theon, bran, and Littlefinger all being about the same height is fucking bullshit

It's more like theon=bran > Littlefinger > ramsay > tommen > sam >>>>>>>> jon

>>83891649
>trusting George to write a whole season
>being a preston "muh glass candles wielding dragon riding gene power plant castle ruling telepathic sweetrobin" fag

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what's your favorite minor house?

Daily reminder that Jon Snow's height is closer to a dwarf (dinklage) than a tall man (Bjornsson).

>>83891812
Tully

>>83891814
Okay, Kit's a manlet but no need to lie m8.

Unless Tormund's actor is 6'6 or 6'7, not possible

Name all the retarded things going on in these two paragraphs. I'll start

>hey a fancy dagger that should have a lot of personal meaning to me and remind me of my dead dog and my dead mom, and is also a pretty convenient self defense tool in case I ever get attacked I have at least some way to defend myself
>too bad im not written like a human being and none of this crossed my mind....better give the dagger to my meme assassin sister instead

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>>83891999
Forgot pic

>>83892010
That sounds like someone just took lads' leaks and fills in other details with fanfic.

Lads said that LF gave the dagger to Bran who gave it to Arya.

And that Arya and Brienne spar, not sure about the LF being worried thing although I think I remember that that might have been what tipped him off that he needs to use that letter to make Arya and Sansa fight.

>>83892158
I can't think of a reason bran would just give over the dagger to arya that isn't fucking stupid as shit and obviously meant as a cheap and incredibly lazy way to make little psycho killer even cooler to Facebook normies

>>83892254
I'm not even sure how Bran can give the knife when lads also says he's out of it most of the season cause visions and shit.

That'd just be awkward as fuck for LF and Arya.

LF goes up to a crippled near comatose kid to give him the knife that was almost used to kill him.

Arya comes and Bran is lucid enough to give her the knife.

But I guess it's the only way D&D can think of to cause pottery for when Arya kills LF, they want to introduce the dagger again instead of Arya pulling it out of nowhere, after she stole it from LF's room, and killing him with it.

>>83891913
bjornsson is Gregor Clegane.
Tormund is Hivju.

>>83892477
Oh, my bad.

Kek, kit's so short he can't even manage to be above 5'7

>>83874778
she is a gross chicken with no talent.

amerifaggs you dissapoint me.

Some piss a new thread etc..etc..

>>83892768
I want new fags to leave

New thread >>83893227

>>83892869
>muh making the thread at 310
you do realize that everyone has been doing the threads at 300 (well, technically, BEFORE 300) for years? that 310 thing, right or wrong, IS the newfag thing.

Wildcards can die!!!!

>>83874748
>Chewn in to Game of Thrones season seven

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>>83891812
I mean they're not minor in the context of the story necessarily, but I'm super fascinated with house Dayne.

I love the lore of the Dawnstar, the myth of Arthur Dayne, and the death of Ashara.

It even ties into the Knight of the Laughing Tree in some ways.

>>83874748
The 100% only cast Euron because he looks like a buff Theon.

>>83886892
>You love Stannis Baratheon don't you? You want to see Stannis win and live don't you?
no desu

>>83885381
>reanimated dragon breathes blue fire
Yawn, the Lich King did it first