A midget armed with a knife bursts into your office

step on it. filthy creatures.

Trash it

I unsheathe my katana and behead him with one stroke of glorious nippon steel.

Kick it. If I'm a woman I offer my holes.

>>83873406
Hold up my hand and tell him to pick two.

scream "WHEN WILL YOU LEARN"

Listen to some old school beats.

close the porn

Have you guys seen the youtube video of the guy with no arms trying to wreck a hotel lobby? I'd be more afraid of a guy with no arms then I would a midget with a knife

>>83873406
Pick up my desk, crush him with it. Call the receptionist and tell her to have someone bring a new desk up to my office.

>that's not a knoife

pick up my chair

Rip screwdriver ;_;

>Go back to your shoebox, Joe

>>83874939
It's an ice pick

>>83874960
It's a tooth pick. Midgets make everything look bigger.

>>83874615
Go watch crippled masters anon. A par of shao lin monks, one with no arms, the other with no legs, team up and kung fu the shit out of the bad guys.

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>>83873406
Kick him in his tiny nuts, unless he is Turkish.

Then I pray.

>>83873435
>not even teleporting behind him first
Please just leave the real swordplay to those who have trained before you hurt yourself.

>>83873406
hand him a thimble and call it a teacup before he disembowels me

Tell him I will buy a ticket to the Fallout™ movie.

>>83874975
it's a splinter, blind fool

>>83873438
What if he wants to make new one on you with the knife and fuck those?

>>83873406
What was the idiotic track that was blasting through this scene?

>>83875137
Darude - Sandstorm

>>83875137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=7&v=R4nAvDXpvHk
imma imma imma goodman

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>>83874991
God help you.

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>>83875147
That's not it, you filthy fucking liar.

throw a net over it and unleash my own midget

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>>83873406
unleash my midget bodyguard

>>83874960
It's actually an awl

Was there any set up for this scene? Where did the dwarf come from? Who was he? Why was he attacking people in the office, and what office was it? I feel like I missed something, or maybe a lot.

>>83875661
There is a set up. The midget is a hitman, and the woman is the target

>>83873406
thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4nAvDXpvHk&t=0s

>>83875661
He stabs a big photo of her.
How much more set up could your ADD-riddled brain need?

>>83875661
The woman appeared before in earlier episodes, organizing a hit on Dougie that failed.
The midget appeared in the same episode, and was given 2 targets, that woman, probably for fucking up her hit, and Dougie, probably to fix her mess.

He is essentially a 2nd attempt to remove Dougie, while also cleaning up the fuck up from the first attempt.

>>83875725
I missed that part. I feel asleep watching the last two episodes. Haven't re-watched yet.

>>83873406

Grab and put in tiny cage.
Laugh as he hits the bars with his tiny cup.

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>>83875520

>>83873406

It was an ice pick you blind fucking mongoloid.

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>>83876203
oh no

>>83874988
watch that movie again. the badguys are defeated with jumpcuts

>>83873406
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT JOE ROGAN'S EGGS

>>83873406
i laugh at the manlet

Hold him by the top of his head at arms length so all he can do is flail aimlessly

Checkmate atheist scum