>you'll never live in the 80s

>all white
Truly a problematic time.

>>83869413
But I did, you millennial piece of trash.

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>>83869474
>still browsing 4chan at 40

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>>83869450

>tfw black but still wanna live in the 80s as well

I always feel like that the 80s was an underrated golden age. Like it seems like 80s was the last time when everyone got along and just seriously wanted to have fun.

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>>83870063

plus you'd be able to use the 1970s/1980s nigger slang

SUCKA

I did. It was alright, I guess. Less autistic, at least.

>>83869413
>you'll never live in the 80s

Technically, I did.

But only for the last two years of it.

The 90s was decent. So long as you ignored the first wave of PC culture and fucking environmentalists.

Fuck, who are we kidding? It's been downhill for the last 30 years.

>>83869413
As if a bunch of autists that shitpost all day on a weeb forum would last without the internet for a decade or so

>>83870063
Amazing how much race relations have deteriorated since then.

>>83870191
>>83869474
LIVE in the 80s, not be a toddler or child

>>83870191
>The 90s was decent.
How would you know? If you were born in 1988 you were too young to do anything but ride your bike and play your faggy videogames. You had the same experience as a 10 year old in the mid 2000s.

>>83869413
Thank fucking christ

>>83870063
Not really. It was about the same, but the lack of everyone and their grandma on the internet meant you didn't know how retarded other people were unless you watched them on tv or met them face to face.

I remember being very heavily into rpg (pen and paper) and most adult still thinking it was some devil worship/potential suicide cause shit like they did in the 70s. Same with heavy emtal, but I wasn't into that as much. They banned our lunch rpg meets and heavy metal t-shirts from school because of the parents. SJW weren't call that, but they were already a thing (less numerous and without the web as a way to make their voices heard). Someone was laways whinning and complaining about the latest trend being "bad" for kids and society, etc.

Same old, same old.

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>>83869413
the great debate

is Allison autistic?

>>83869898
>wasting your 20s golden years on this fuck hole

>>83869413

>thinks I regret not living in the 80s
>posts Breakfast Club

What did he mean by this, /tv/?

Breakfast club was shit. There are much better 80's movies.

>>83870268
Some things have become the opposite of what they were though.

Back then, being into other cultures was cool and progressive. Now it's "cultural appropriation", for example.

PC was starting to become a thing (mid 80s) and was called that even before the 90s. It wasn't as autistic as it is now, but some people did take it too far even then. It was mostly about not being an ass, not about appologizing for every little thing. It wasn't cool to call a black guy a nigger, but you didn't throw out your shirt because it was made of COTTON and a reminder of SLAVERY (I wish I was exaggerating).

ADD was already a 'popular' diagnostic, but they weren't drugging kids up as much because of it.

Much of the meme and things like that that are so popular on the internet now had a irl conterpart back then. I remember a "joke" somewaht similar to Baneposting (it was about They Lived) being alive in our school for more than 3 years.

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>>83870327
no debate, any reasonable man prefers the qt over the down syndrome

>>83870375
golden years
joke's on you my whole life's shit
>>83870388
I know, I just recently rewatched it and got caught by surprise of nostalgia

>>83869413
This was where "they" stopped making fun, sexy youth movies for the very late boomers (fast times) and started making depressing sexless shit for gen x (breakfast club, river's edge etc.)

80s Teen Comedy Ranking:

Private School+Fast times at Ridgmeont High>Pretty in Pink>John Hughes

>>83869413
I did opfag

>>83870477
Ally Sheedy is a cool guy, eh dumps out bag on couch and doesnt afraid of anything

Are there seriously people in their 40s on 4chan? That just makes me very sad

>>83870579
I remember you from such threads as >"hey anon, if you're free tonight can we watch that movie you were telling me about?"

I'm a year older than you.

>>83870375
>wasting your 20s golden years on this fuck hole

Jokes on you. From 22 to 27 I didn't have access to the internet. I was just stuck in the bum-fuck middle of nowhere for five years with no outlet to the outside world.

>>83870614
Yes. Why is it sad?

>>83870614
The /tpg/ didn't clue you in?

>>83869413
>smog era gm
mmmm nah

>>83870614
I AINT GOT NO PLACE TO GO!!!!!!!!

>>83870638
From 21 to 25 I was working in a textile factory pounding Laotian 9/10 fresh of the boat pussies on the reg.

>>83870614
Sounds like you're here for a sad reason. Which is sad, but try not to project so much.

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>ywn not be born

>>83870614
Why? I don't know about the other guys, but I'm not here 24 hours a day. Just an hour or two 3 or four days a week. I'm regular in more ways than one.

>>83870703
I have depression. I just would want to be here when I'm that old

>>83870574
3 o'clock High > everything

>>83870730
Don't worry, you will still be here when your old. You can do it, Anon!

>>83869413
>my school never had the classic archetyphes

i had:
nerds
cool guys/hung out with older grade
sports nuts
actual smart people going on to be doctors
kids into drugs
stupid people with friends from other schools
stupid people
me and my frends

>>83870737
Damn... you're not wrong. I still enjoy PS+FTARH more, but 3OCH is a better movie.

>>83870730
lel sorry m80 I'm 34 and don't give a shit about your sorry whiny ass

>>83870730
this. I don;t have the stamina to last that long. I don't want to live past 30

>>83870730
Real depression or are you "feeling" depressed?

>>83870770
I didn't say those weren't good mind you

>>83870699
>From 21 to 25 I was working in a textile factory pounding Laotian 9/10 fresh of the boat pussies on the reg.

You had it better. At least you got work. All I did was rot for five years with no contact with anyone of significance or have any stimulation beyond fapping.

And no, I wasn't in jail.

>>83870794
I'll bite, greentext story?

>>83870730
I'm here because it's fun. I don't want to stop doing fun things just because I'm getting older.

>>83870794
idk, it was fucking harsh work

we had to wear ear protection at all times, even in the cafeteria, and it got so hot all the time we were all sweating like pigs. Shirst completley wet, not just a few spots here and there. Completely (it was great for the nipples shots though). Except the forman ass in his clim office. The cuck. So hot they had to legally shut us down and give us down time at least once a week for a few hours.

Never again.

>>83869413

>you'll never live in the 70s

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>>83870867

Forgot my 70s coming of age movie image.

>>83870867
>>83870879

I fucking love the looks of 70s women. Hair and all.

>>83870867
I did
Saw Star Wars at the drive in when I was 4

>>83870063
>rose tinted glasses

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>>83869413
>yfw I was born in the 70's

>>83870867
I was a kid in the late 70s. My best memories are from back then. The toys of the 70s man, the toys!

>>83870622
Kek
OK how old are you then

>>83870951
the robot WITH LIGHTS

>>83870953
Twice my dubs.

>>83870949
Chances are you were more an 80s whore than a hippy

>>83870983
Theses dubs ?>>83870622

O_O

>>83870974
I was talking more about Atari 2600 and action figures. The bigger ones were great. The utility belts (even the ones that didn't make sense. The Hulk utility belt? wth).

But my fav: the Aurora Monsters Models Kits. They were small monster movie/stories scene that you build.

http://www.classic-monsters.com/aurora-monster-models/

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>>83870699
>on the reg

>>83871065
Micronaughts were rad

>>83870574
WRONG

>>83871145
They even had their own comics.

>>83871148
I know you are, but what am I?

BURN 80s-Style!!!

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>>83871065
we had this in europe

>>83871185
I remember this
Getting old ducks

>>83869413
I already did.

>>83871065
>ywn fap to your naked Suzanne Sommers Mego doll ever again

;_;

I remember my dad thinking that I was turning gay for wanting that doll. If he only knew the number of times I fapped to it.

>>83871065
Loved Atari 2600. I have an old one that still works. I play Pitfall/Jungle Hunt/Spider-Man/Halloween with it sometimes.

I still have no clue how to play ET though.

>>83871377
Star Wars dubs in a fitting thread
ET was released unfinished and unplayable

>>83870810

I don't want to go into much detail because it concerns other people besides myself. And yeah, I acknowledge the redundancy of that since I'm posting anonymously.

>Be 22
>basically being a waste of life POS since graduating HS
>not doing anything with life
>live off of single mother
>fall on hard financial situation
>relatives decide to relocate us (without consent of preferance of location) to another state because of cheap property
>move to the countryside where anything resembling a town is at least 20 miles away

Basically, I went from being a waste of space because of apathy to being forced into being a waste of space because there's little to no job opportunity in aforementioned location. I'm still there, with said single parent, but I only was just able to get work 2 years ago. I'm currently saving up to move away to somewhere more suitable. I'm still a piece of shit, but I'm trying my damnedest to improve.

>>83869413
I did though.
For 3 years.

>>83871413
>ET was released unfinished and unplayable

NOW he tells me...

The 80s sucked, there were a lot of pedos and serial killers trying to kill me, so mom and dad wouldn't let me outside.

>>83871377
>I still have no clue how to play ET though.
no one does. its a fucking garbage game

>>83871424
at least you're trying man. thats more than most of us here.

>>83869450

your parents weren't well off enough to live in an area with no blacks? mine were.

>>83870063

yeah the crack epidemic was raging and you couldn't walk down a city street past sundown without risking getting murdered

everybody really just wanted to have a good time

>>83871484
Because if he's a nigger he must live in the ghetto, fucking racist check your privilege

>>83871377
I remmeber feeling so fucking special when I got my Star Raiders Atari game with the special controller that looked like a calculator.
>look mom I can go to warp
>I can switch the shield on and off ON AND OFF MOM!
>look mom I took the targetting aid off am I cool or what?

I was pure back then.

>>83871507
>says nigger
>calls someone else racist
Fuck right off Honky Tonk Man

Graduated in 1989. My high school was all white aside from one korean, one philipino kid who an heroed, and one chinese girl that the whole school used as a cumdumpster.

Not a single nog. Was truly glorious.

I'm starting to think the ratio of over 35 to under 25 in this place is about equal

>>83870614
You're one of 6 "people" under 40 here. How's it feel?

I lived through half of the 70s.

>>83871542
Grad 90 bro

>>83869413
fuck's sake how young is this board getting

I was at most 10 months old in the 80's but still

>>83871444
>he wasn't part of a bicycle gang looking after each other

>>83871542
hahah sounds like my school, graduated in '89 as well, one abbo, occasional asian dudes, I'd say 97% white

>>83871626
BMX rules!

I still remember when helmets became a thing. Fuck that shit.

>you and your BMX gang will never explore a deserted construction site or abandoned burned down school ever again

>>83871740
Fuck man
;_;

>>83871740
>it's the mid-80s and you and your 2 friends equip yourselves to go explore the subway tunnels
>you get caught and the cops call your parents
>it's still the best time of your life

>>83871626
I'm lying, we roamed free, but I remember that stranger danger trash. My brother had those sweet white mag wheels

>>83871740
My neighborhood had tons of small passages between rows of houses, bypassing streets, making shortcuts, it was awesome. Around the time I was growing too old for this stuff the city installed permalocked metal doors blocking access to all these paths. The kids that grew up after that didn't have a childhood.

>>83871806
Parents in the late 80s were a little more protective than in the 70s/early 80s. I blame the news. There was a shift in the media and what was considered trash news became mainstream.

>>83871789
I got caught putting rocks on the train tracks to hear the "explosions" it made when a train rode over them. One of my mates ran away so I led the rail worker dude to his place instead of mine.

>>83871789
>14 years old
>drunk AF first time with friend
>shared a small bottle of vodka no mix
>goto hockey game
>get booted out for raising Cain
>pass out across the street from arena in front of police station
>call our parents to get us
Best of times

>>83871856
It was that faggot John Walsh who really pushed the stranger danger thing.

>>83871821
That and speedbumps, chain fences in the middle of alleys. poles in the alleys stiking out of the cement, etc.

Riding a bike by that point would have been a nightmare. They used to complain about bike on the sidewalk. Use the streets. Then they omplained about bikes in the streets. Use the bicycle paths in the parks. Then they complained about kids in the bycicle paths ruining it for adults with their speed and not sticking to one side.

Poor 90s kids.

>>83870239
thanks obama, literally

>>83871911
>it's a I need to call my mom when we get to your house, best friend, to tell her I arrived safely 80s episode

>>83871911
his son was kidnapped and murdered because of John Walsh's owing money to the coke dealer columbians.

>>83871777
>>83871740
Damn man. I had the most badass redline. It was the envy of my neighborhood. Fucking chodes from southtown kept trying to steal it. Me and my boys were playing comet pinball and someone nicked from outside the pizza place. Found out who did it a month later and we jumped his ass, but never got the bike back

Idk what's more annoying, 80s kids or 90s kids.

>>83872040
70s
-serial killer on the loose? Kick him in the balls if you meet him, son. Now pass me the potatoes
-you need protection for your bike. Put so duct tape on the chrome so it doesn't scratch
-don't call us everytime you go out, you're a big boy now, take some responsabilities

80s
-take that whistle and pepper spray, just in case and stay with friends in crowded lighted areas
-put that mushroom-shaped helmet on when you use your bike
-call us as soon as you get to your destination and never go anywhere without telling us first

>>83872136
Conveniently there was a serial killer operating in the area that they could blame for it.

>>83872182
90s hands down

ANGST+ King Baby Syndrom= Fuck Nope.

You damn kids don't know SHIT. Back when I was your age I wasn't frogposting on some chinese website or listening to negro music or riding some faggy bicycle with a bunch of queers. I was fighting for freedom in the shores of Normandy you little SHITS.

>>83872222
I didn't see you there.

>>83872195
the serial killers down there at the time were the cocaine war Colombian hitmen. griselda blanco had babies ground up in blenders in front of their parents to show how brutal she was.

Heres the video you guys need

>2:30am at a 7-11 near Disney World - 1987

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYbe-35_BaA

>>83871911
idk, I'm not American and we went through the same overprotective parents shit at the same time as the US

I have the impression that getting laid in the 80s would have been even harder than in the 2010s

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>tfw you never managed to turn yourself into a chad like anthony michael hall

how did he do it?

>>83872346
a loser like my dad got laid then, and if he could score pussy, anyone could.

>>83872346
It was. There were the bars (straight and gay), the classified ads (lot riskier than online imho), the usual crusing spots (laundromat for example).

The web has made that shit so easy. You can even get laid in the confort of your home via cybersex. Back then it was erotic phone lines or nothing.

Finding someone who was into the same things as you was also harder.

>>83870867
what the hell did people even do on their free time before the internet?

>>83872320
I don't remember it being bad, but it seems like parents now in their 30s are worse than ever.

>>83872436
>Finding someone who was into the same things as you was also harder.

I have a hard time believing that. I refuse to believe that mainstream culture has always been this woefully pleb. It's almost impossible in the contemporary world to find anyone who has an interest in film, books, music, etc.

>>83869413
Actually I did live in the 80's. It was pretty cool.

>>83872346
most of my friends ware married by the time they ware 20 before the soviet wall came down
now all of them are divorced and living the bachelor life in their 40's

>>83872447
Go out with friends. Watch movies (theatre or vcr). Play pool. Go to the arcade. Eat out. Play sports. Ride on a bike. Go hang out at the park. Roam the streets. Read. Listen to music. Talk on the phone for hours.

I mostly just talked on the phone and watched movies with my friends.

>>83872461
I meant sexual fetishes/kinks.

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>>83872493
I'd take frogposting over all of that any day

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>>83869413
Good. Fuck the 80's.

>>83872513
In the seventies we had to mail live frogs.

At least they already had Youtube back then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWDCeEJ9ZfI

>>83872531
how did you made them express different emotions?

>>83872584
we burned them with a cigarette

good

I'd rather just relive the late-90s.

>tfw will never experience 1999 again

>>83872513
we had frogposting in the 80s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzPltHKdQoE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aWFRea-7yU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9fO-YuWPSk

>>83870063
Black culture was way better in the 70's and 80's, before all that BLM, SJW, 'muh cultural appropriation' bullshit started. I would find it very hard to be racist towards black people back then, the music and film careers of black people back then will not be beaten by any black person of today, it just doesn't have that same raw quality, too formulaic and infested with identity politics. I watched the film Carwash the other day and I just loved every single character, they were all so distinct and likeable, no tokens or Mary Sues. Same for the Star Wars characters, Lando just beats the shit out of the lifeless diversity token Fin.

>>83870327
Molly all day long. She has the virgin/whore thing going on, and she doesn't have dandruff.

>>83870614
Why? We know more about life than you do right now, I've had shits more experienced and educated than half of the dull little Puritans than make up 4chan.

>>83872706
Such a godly year for videogames.

>>83872706
1999 was THE year

>>83872513
In the 80s we had frogdissecting.

I love these threads

>nostalgia for a decade you weren't even alive in and all the knowledge you get comes from movies

pathetic

>>83873188
>nostalgia
pathetic
ft4u

>>83873188
Who are you quoting old man?

>>83872832
98 too.

>>83872757
People were less racist back then even though people stayed self segregated. People judged other people on their ability and character, like dutch and dillon in predator. That all changed when they started forcing quotas and affirmative action which has spiraled out of control until the mess we have today. This country is 100x more racist and filled with hate than it was in the 80s

>>83873478
This is completely correct

>>83869413
I did for 4 years m8. i'm sure it was fun.

>>83869413

Which one was /ourguy/?

>>83873560
*well 3 and half years rather 2bh

I don't wanna die of a heroin overdose tbqh

>>83869413
I did live in the 80's. The first thing I ever saw at the cinema was The Empire Strikes Back.

>>83873703

Heroin is much bigger right now

>>83873785
Not in Spain

>>83873832
nothing's big in spain, especially your DICKS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA

faggot

>>83872447
We had lives.

>>83873932
tfw

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>>83869413

It must have sucked... second half of 90's, early 00's were was all the good fun was at with internet, lans, arcades and 3D games all flourishing together. 80's, 90's had the best movies and animation but still was popular in the late 90's.

What must suck is growing up in the current world though. Most movie are trash, animation is beyond saving, arcades are dead, lans are esport trash these days and video games have become such a large industry it lost all of its magic.

>>83870245

Are... children not alive? What the fuck does this even mean you nitwit?

>>83872447

People were more depraved then, there was also a lot more violence than nowadays.

>>83870614
>sad that the last good generation has representation on 4chan

I wish the day after came true

>>83869413
>no Internet
>no cellphones
>no Playstation

nigga no thank you

>>83872447

watch a lot more TV

>>83870737
I'M NO PUSSY, ASSHOLE

or I'M NO SISSY, AIRHEAD if you were watching on antenna tv

>>83872513
in the 2000s we used to genetically enginer frog-human enbrids

>it's a dumb boomer subhumans take over the thread with their unfunny shit episode

fucking kys, nobody gives a fuck about how "tough" it was for you without the internet.

>>83874117
Nothing was tough without the internet, life was pretty dank. It's not the same as having internet for years and suddenly getting cut off.

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>>83870477
Whenever you watch TBC, you have to pretend Ringwald's role is played by someone from that era who is incredibly attractive, it's the only way the story and character works.

>>83869413
>faggot millennials always over-romanticizing the 80s

>muh bladeruuner, muh "synthwave', muh breakfast club

All you idiots know about the fucking 80's is what your Boomer masters decided to repackage and sell back to you, cunts.

>>83873478
Completely and utterly wrong. People have been and always will be racist. Seeing a nigger in a movie doesn't matter, it's not a big deal for 1 of the kids in a slasher flick to be black and then die first (there is a reason why this happened). People simply didn't have to give a fuck as people weren't being forced to deal with niggers.

1 nigger in a town isn't a problem, you can ignore him and get on with your life. A nigger ghetto in your town is a huge problem and it becomes disruptive to those around it.

The reason there is "more racism and more hate" is simply more exposure. When you have no reason to care you simply don't

>>83874219
I grew up in the 80s though.

>>83869413
I'd rather live in the 90's. Mostly because Super Nintendo existed.

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>>83874219
Fucking this.

>everything was pink and turquoise
>everything was palm trees
>everything was neon mesh grids and reflective logos
>everything was miami fucking vice
>everything was wobbly static-y vhs

No. it wasn't.

>>83869413
Feels bad man

Don't die nostalgia thread

>>83871484
butthurt millennial who knows nothing of the 80s detected

go play your nes

>>83870614
summer

>>83869413
>but i was there

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>>83869898
>not knowing old guys need to sit on the toilet for 20 minutes to shit

oh son. are you ever in for a world of hurt and pain.

>>83877060
You got issues bro if that's your deal

>>83869413
good

>>83874056
Gen X is full of faggots and retards. You niggers had boomers for parents lel.

>>83877060
Drink more water and eat more fiber, dipshit.

>>83877060
negro you have butthole problems.

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>>83876006
I'm convinced I'd be the most popular kid in school if I was born in the 80s.