>fail penis inspection
>sent to manlet section in popcorn mines
>manlets swarm me and steal my crab leg bucket
>pass penis inspection
>falconer calls in sick
>arms get scratched to fuck
>bring falcon to concession stand
>security takes me aside
>"I'm sorry, sir, but this theater does not permit motor vehicles."
>drive out
It's not funny when you make it this obvious, please don't ruin this meme.
>fail penis inspection
>fail height inspection at 5' 11"
>sent to manlet section in popcorn mines
>convince them that their plight to see movies in large rooms with strangers is fruitless
>lead a manlet uprising as the king of manlets