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>the 24 year old kissless virgin

>21
>never had a girlfriend
>not a single friend
>ugly
I don't know why I go on.

LOL. What a ridiculous premise. Like that was possible LOL

>>83866128
28 year old kissless virgin

i dont even care anymore

>>83866096
>18 year old
>virgin
haha this sound hillarious. sure there is nobody like that, right?

>>83866184
Pretty ridiculous for a woman who isn't a nun or something

>>83866128
You're okay. I didn't even jerk off until I was 19.

>implying this board isn't full with normies with gfs

Hell even /r9k/ is making daily sex threads

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>>83866096
ITT. High Fantasy Kino

>>83866205
Me too, late bloomer.

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32, never a girlfriend, great kisser, thinking a lot about young men lately. No fear.

>>83866185
I lost my virginity at 29.
Shit was so cash.

>>83866237
Now I'm in the mood for pancakes. Thanks, asshole.

>>83866185
how is this even possible? anon go out already

women are overrated and clinically insane. they're a burden that will consume your life and eat away at your freedoms if you let them. sex can be great and fun, but buying pussy with no strings attached is the best bet.

>>83866096
What is this literally who movie and why does /tv/ fucking care about virginity so much. Also
>CONGRATULATIONS SENORS
The fuck, congratulating them for crossing the border?

>>83866297
you should go out and stay there.

>>83866297
i havent talked to anyone since like march

how the fuck am i supposed to get laid

I remember I lost my virginity at college, 17 years old and that was because one of the chads took pity on me since and gave me a drunk girl to fuck with during one of the frat parties. it took me several fucks I think about 3 to build my confidence up and became at least alpha tier. nowadays its just so fucking easy to get sex its not even fucking fair. tinder, ig, etc. hell back in the day i had to hang out and do some shit effort before i can get laid in hs

>>83866211
this isnt happening. this isnt happening.

>>83866297
>go out
>just go out
>alone
>outside
>stand there
>maybe at a bar
>by yourself
>go from having no social life or friends to feeling comfortable alone in an unfamiliar setting and being a social butterfly that meets strangers and charms one of them into having sex with you

fuck off

How far has the white female fallen?

being a virgin at 18 for a woman is actually something you would make a comedy about, just let that sink in.

>>83866337
nice one fag
>>83866344
go to bars or clubs with friends if you have any and have a few drinks and start trying to pick up

>>83866392
already did faggot. one of the chads picked on me for wearing a fedora and a steam t-shirt fuck em

>>83866392
>friends

lol

>>83866364
hahahah holy shit kys! it literally is that easy

>>83866412
Why didn't you activate the spring-powered-boxing glove in your fedora?

>>83866392
wow that's really great advice. have a few drinks and start trying to pick up. right got it. so how do you start trying to pick up again, exactly?

>>83866427
fuck you i'm serious.

>go out they said
>take a shower they said
>just be yourself they said

ALL FUCKING LIES. FUCK YOU ALL FUCK YOU ALL NORMIES FUCK YOU ALL CHADS.

>>83866412
Kek holy fuck why would you wear that gay shit?

>>83866420
tell someone who cares fag. i fuck bitches. you just give awful condescending advice to people who it isn't that easy for.

>>83866448
have a few drink anon
Learn to read faggot.

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>>83866290
Yes

>>83866297
ok I'm outside, what now

All of you kissless virgin losers need to go to online dating sites and find yourself a 35 year old single mother, pretend you have a job and have the means to support her and her kid. If you keep the charade long enough you just might get laid.

>>83866458
Suuuuure you do.

>>83866473
have a few drink first. yeah got that bit. I'm just asking if you can expand on your advice seeing as youre obviously an expert on picking up. right so assume i've had a few drink, now step 2...

>>83866323
what's the point of buying a prostitute? The best part of sex isn't the actual orgasm, it's the intimacy and feeling desired by your partner. If I was just interested in getting off I can get a much better orgasm just from my hand, so why should I pay someone just to use their body as a sex toy?

>>83866491
i bet i get more bitches than you, puss.

>>83866479
Have a few drinks. But only a few.

>>83866448
Talk about your favorite sports team and how you just got a promotion at your finance job. It's that easy broski

>>83866502
Go inside. Then go outside again.Repeat with a few drinks.

>>83866096
lads imagine being virgin past 15 years old after born, like totally lmao.

>>83866563
lol good one so funny

>>83866504
>The best part of sex isn't the actual orgasm, it's the intimacy and feeling desired by your partner.
I usually assume every post claiming to be a woman is a guy having a laugh, but this seems pretty legit.

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woah, that's crazy.

>>83866479
take off your pants and start masturbating

>>83866504
my favorite part of sex is seeing two round butt cheeks of a girl bent over while i watch my dick pump in and out of her pusy. grabbing her hair, slapping that ass, putting her in a cop lock while i pound away. i don't need an emotional connection for that and i know this adorable little whore house with ukranian immigrants. a bunch of 19 year old scarlett johansson looking bitches.

that vs every 6 i ever dated who turned out to be batshit insane

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>don't ever crave sex
>not gay either

What is this feel? Am I just a cuck?

>>83866759
you've evolved past sex

>>83866759
>dumb frogposter intellectually incapable of figuring out basic things
really makes you think

>>83866504
You sound like a virgin tbqh

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>>83866211

>>83866759
Depressed

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>>83866759
Me neither. I jerk off to plenty of stuff but I don't want to go anywhere near women in general

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>>83866392

shit advice, don't go to bars or clubs with friends if you aren't socially adept unless you want to feel humiliated or left out

>>83866449
>>83866448

slowly find your comfort zone. i know literally zero about you anons so try and find out what you enjoy that's sort of normie tier with potential to meet people and work on from there

examples include:
-sports (anything, really)
-clubs of hobbies/interests (please don't try to get a gf from a fucking anime club tho)
-volunteering and pretending to enjoy it to network and build your connections with a lot of people and then build a social circle somewhat (this is hard but you can do it)

the main thing though, is to understand if you're actually ready for a gf/social life and if there are any issues that need to be addressed

god speed, anons

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>>83866205
>>83866223
How the fuck does this even work? I started pulling my dick when I was 10. Were you afraid? Did a loved one molest you? Were you bullied?

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>27 kissless, hugless, touchless virgin
>literally never been hugged by a grill or even touched, I'm not making that up
>other than my mom occasionally, Going on year 4 since a girl has talked to me, 100% honest. Girls just do not talk to me

Get on my level?

>>83867245
which class are you speccing into bro

>>83866392
>trying to pick up
>at 28 khv

It's almost like you think that the train hasn't passed. Either you are an extrovert social alpha chad or die a bitter, sad, lonely virgin. If you haven't learned to pick up whores by the time you are 28, there is less than zero hope.

>>83867483
How are the nerdy ny-males getting gf's? That's what I don't get

>>83866096
I lost my virginity when I was 16, and I was super chubby back then with harry potter-glasses and stuff. Still managed to pick up a girl at a concert. Alhohol's a hell of a drug, just go out more often faggots

You know what I hate about this shit? I thought that being emotional and caring was liked by girls because my mom told me it was. But it's never gotten me anywhere with them. Why the fuck didn't someone tell me sooner that girls only want dominant guys, even the nerdy, awkward girls?

>tfw I had sex at 17 but after I already graduated highschool

I almost made it bros...

>>83867543
me too man i fell for the nice guy meme. hell i even believed in true love since Disney implanted that shit to me so much.

well fuck that ;_;

You niggers are amateurs

40 and still a wizard

>tfw Im a very decent looking and charming man, always used to get "you look like Kurt cobain" and I losty virginity at 18 to a half black chick and I've lost count of all the girls I've fucked over the years

Now I'm fat and balding and NEET and I literally live in my parents basement and do nothing but browse chan boards for 14 hours a day while chain smoking.

I think about suicide a lot.

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>>83867543
>taking advice about women from women
Most have to learn the hard way that this is a recipe for disaster. You don't ask a deer what the best way to hunt it is.

people are just scared and nervous in my prescence. i dunno why.

>>83867524
Because they're still somewhat sociable and less of a fuckup than you.

>>83867626
I was a kid whose only role model was my single mom>>83867642
And I suppose you have t all figured out?

>>83867764
>I was a kid whose only role model was my single mom
That's understandable, and I wasn't saying it was your fault. A lot of men make the mistake of taking advice about women from women. Learning to not trust what those self absorbed cunts say about themselves is a lesson you have to learn as you grow up.

>>83866479
Sensible kek.

who /hugless/ here?

>>83867890
>last time someone hugged me passionately was my big breasted aunt as she migrated to Sweden
>got a boner as she hugged me and she suddenly pushed me back and look at me weirdly

i'll never forget those sweet soft tatas :(

havent had sex for nine years. dont really miss it

>>83867245
Are you ugly or fat anon?

>>83866096
>tfw 250lbs
No girl wants a fatty, not even fat chicks.

>>83867135
This is reasonable advice. You may have to fix yourself a bit to get ready for being a normie but that's a good process to go through.
And bars are not good for people like us. You'll meet much better people if you take a class or get into a sport or do something social that provides access to other people your likely to have stuff in common with.
I like doing game jams myself, 30 hours programming with a team of strangers. There's always a few decent girls and they're receptive to conversation and you know the other dudes won't all be chads.
Stuff like that is a great way to get social practice and meet new people.
Good luck anon.

>>83867890
I girl hugged me when I was 16 but I think she wanted to fuck my brother.

>>83866392
>i havent talked to anyone since like march
>friends

>>83867135
If your not socially adept by now you won't ever be. Throw yourself into the lions den by going out and chatting up some sluts at pubs or parties. If you can't finger a chick in the first month just go to an anime club and fuck the first fat chick you see.

I can get being a virgin, even a kissless virgin, but how the fuck does one go through life a kissless hugless virgin? Women will hug you goodbye as a social convention even if they barely know you.

>>83868062
How the fuck do you make money?

>>83866096
this is the one where the actress did some boring lesbian softcore innit?

>>83866331
well done anon

>>83868127
I don't really like physical contact, only ever let my parents hug me

>kissless
>virgin
>hugless
>25

I have a very high libido so I use all that energy into touching womens butts in trains and I fap in gome.

>>83868460
kys

I would recommend watching based zeus videos

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cvDzp3w_bZY

>>83870070
i cant even enter a club without a girl in my country.

>>83867245
Same but 1 year younger.
Also never held hands either. And never talked to a girl about something else than school. Been working for 5 years in a factory, not a single woman here.

>>83867156
not them but my house is quite small for a 8 people family also only have internet until i was 17 soooo

Lost mine at age 20 to a woman who was 30. My last girlfriend didn't even had 20 and found cute that detail, given the fact she starred in coke fueled orgies since her 15's.

Now currently i'm having an affair with two woman who have like +5 years more than I and it keeps me wondering: when i hit my 30's, will i end up reversing this and dating younger girls instead of older like I do now?

>>83866205
Sup, David Willis?

>>83868127
>social convention
You seem unable to get how lonely I, and seems like some other anons ITT, are. If you have no social interactions, there's no social conventions.

>>83867156
>I started pulling my dick when I was 10
>>83867156
>>83867156
>Did a loved one molest you? Were you bullied?

>>83868127
Social convention hugs doesn't count, only hugs out of affection count.

Counting this, I'm a hugless, kissless virgin.

>>83866096
>senors

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What fantasy land do these writers live in? hahaha

>>83871575
not even school graduations?

>>83871468
31 here and have dated anywhere from 20 to 30 year old. This is mainly true if you take care of yourself, my gf now is 26.

Only reason you are getting with older women is men the same age don't want em, or they are used goods. Enjoy though nothing wrong with it.

>>83866128
>>83866164
>>83866185
You guys are LARPing, right?

>>83867626
Ok Dante

>>83872148
I didn't go to my highschool graduation

>>83866096
>TFW quietly browsing this thread on my phone while the qte i fucked last night is still asleep half naked next to me.
Feels good lads

>>83866096
>The Asylum

It all makes sense

>>83866237
Well im 18 and im virgin
I hope I never end up like you

>>83866563
I didn't start touching my no-no parts till i was 15

>>83871423
>implying you need porn to jack off, especially if you've never had internet before

>>83866096
>virgin until 23
>now 25 and fucked at least a couple dozen times
>been with 4 women
>didn't fix loneliness or isolation
>hate all them women I've fucked since they're sluts who have fucked dozens of guys each
>will still never get gf

>>83866185
>26
>got kissed by a fat cougar at a concert

>>83872574
How did you do it. I'm 23 and I feel like I'm irredeemably broken

>>83866096

I am so fucking thankful I am engaged to a woman I love

I'm not sure how people even make it through this horrible existence when they don't have a partner to spend their lives with.

I wish you all the best

>>83872755
I made posts on craigslist until a desperate enough woman responded. Then we went out for dinner and she invited me to her place.

>>83866096
>be 25
>everyone at my job is in their 30s or 40s
>all the women are married or in relationships


i shouldve worked at a job with young people

>>83872793

what's your job

>>83866204
The premise of the movie is actually that every guy she pursues has a ridiculous hangup

Like she tells one dude "let's have sex" and he's like "yeaaah boi get some" and they go up to his dorm room where he immediately tosses her a strapon, drops his pants and bends over his bed

>>83872793
same here

>>83866096
How is Superbad a "sex comedy classic"

>>83872801
engineer. its great and all but my social development gets stunted because nobody at work can go out for "fun" because they have families to take care of, so I spend 40+ hours a week not really meeting anyone of value

>>83867245

I hate when my gf touches me, except during sex.

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>>83872865
>engineer
>caring about going out

sure is brainlet in here

>>83866205
I was masturbating and having orgasms before I could even produce cum, at like age 7
It makes it much easier to not give a shit being a 26 KHV

>>83872822
>they go up to his dorm room where he immediately tosses her a strapon, drops his pants and bends over his bed

I dont see anything wrong with that
Its becoming more popular nowadays

>>83873030
I'm 25 and havent dated anyone in years.

>>83866096
>tfw 26
>tfw last time i had sex i was 20
>tfw i havent even approached a girl since then
xD

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>your entire life you've never been able to convince another human being that you're worthy of intimacy

>>83873196
>you're worthy of intimacy

You probably arent
The question is, is that actually a bad thing?

>>83873059
Her banging a dude in the ass doesn't count as her "losing her virginity"

It's funny because it's an accurate absurd gender swapped reflection of 40yo virgin.

>>83872639
sad feel

If the thought of sex grosses me the fuck out, does that mean that I'm asexual?

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>>83873231
Makes sense, wasnt thinking in context to the movie

>>83873196
That's why you'll never get it.
You don't have to convince people to lay down with you, it should be the opposite.

>>83867023
>I jerk off to plenty of stuff

That's your problem. Stop jerking off and start going to the gym.

>>83873292

proly 2 much porn

>>83873292
there is a fine line between "gross" and "excitement", especially for those who feel guilt after an orgasm.
The label exists for people who have given up on having sex

>>83873309
>start going to the gym
Ah yes, the abs fix autism meme. I'm literally more aesthetic than 90% of the mongrels I see in public on a day to day basis and I'm still a kissless virgin.

>>83872520
idk even what know what jack off is until 16 sex education is really bad here
took me a few years to learn it because everytime i try it feel so awkward and weird
now i dont even know how im going to even get a girl
feel like a geeky teenager all over again in last year of college

>>83873425
I dont feel guilt after an orgasm.
Its the thought of having sex woth another human that's fucking disgusting, like who the fuck knows what that person carries, and not just in the STD sense, like what if they dont even wash their hands

>>83873440
t. supreme gentleman

>>83873495
>I dont feel guilt after an orgasm.
lol
after i cum to a piece of paper while standing infront of my desk
i alt f4 the window and say to myself: you sick fuck, jerking off for 2 hours to cum to a perverted fetish
lul

>>83873557
Oh well I have a rule to not masturbate to anything too fucked up to keep my sanity in check

>>83873495
Im not germaphobic so not sure what to tell you.
I mean shit, I have bought clothes from Goodwill and garage sales, and put them on and worn them without washing them.
Bought a shit ton of used garbage from trashy as fuck people. But im pretty trashy myself, doesnt bother me

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>>83866096
>turning 28 later this month
>handholdless virgin
>no job
>no friends
>no prospects
>been a shut in for nearly 10 years now
Not doing too bad all things considered.

>>83873650
The thought of that makes my skin crawl.
I mean I'm no Bateman-level of crazy clean but shit 90% of society is so fucking dirty and we dont even know.

>>83873604
im exaggerating a bit
its true what you say about sanity in check cuz if youre on the internet for 12-15 years youve jerked off to everything once

a resent example of what i wrote was
i was looking for hours for a video that had a footjob the girl must wear jeans and pantyhose
and i was looking looking and looking and i couldnt find one which bothered me cuz ive seen one before

so when youre having a 5 second orgasm after looking for hours for a specific retarded thing you say to yourself..jesus..what the fuck am i doing
lol

>>83873678
>23
>shut in for 5 years
There's no hope, is there?

>>83873292

I'm exactly the same anon, I'm repulsed by the idea of sex.
I do identify as asexual.

I had a girlfriend for 5 years, we eventually broke up in part because I refused to engage in physical intimacy.
I just can't do it, kissing is too much.

>>83873753
I'm 25 and have been on the interwebs for 12 years as well. Its up to you to decide not to masturbate to sick content, you know.

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>tfw only have fucked my sister
>tfw immensely regret it
>tfw I want to take it all back
Not as hot and glorious as muh doujinshis

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>>83873678
In a very similar boat except 26, still 10 years a shut in because I dropped out of high school freshman year

>>83873754
Hope for what exactly?

If I had a job and a girlfriend, I would still in my offtime do the same shit I do now. The only difference is I would have less free time to do it with. Not to downplay the whole "partner" shit, but its not like if I had a girlfriend I would do a 180 and change who I inherently am. I would find a girlfriend who enjoyed the same shit I did, and life would go on as it already is.

>>83873864
>dropped out of high school
Me too,do you have a job? If so,what is it?

>>83873911
NEVERMIND I missed the rest if your post.

>>83873911
Not currently, just minimum wage shit. Pizza place, gas station, walmart. I cant emotionally handle the public

>21 nearly 22 handholdess kissless version

just about at my limit from offing myself lads

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Reminder that the Day of the Normal is here and you will need to report to your local police stations within the next few weeks to get your identification registered and to be given your Virgin Badge which you must wear on your ill fitting clothes at all times. You will then be moved to "Containment areas" where you can live with your own kind, and some of you will even get the extra special privilege of getting to ride on the cattle cars to the "re-education camps" where you will learn to just be yourselves!

>>83873954
It's like you're literally me.you live with your folks too?

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why do y'all always miss this

>>83866205
Same, my dick hurts when I try

>>83873979
B-but muh beta uprising!

>>83873959
You can see all the 29 year olds anon there's still hope!

>>83873855
Explain how this happened please.

I worry far more about my first kiss than my first sexual experience (if I ever even get to it)

Sex seems easy, it's essentially just benis in vagina no big deal.
But kissing seems much more intimate and personal to me, and being 27 and never kissed a girl has made kissing for me like a completely alien act.

I have autistically overanalyzed kissing to such a degree that if I ever get to kiss someone I will do it 100% manually step by step like a damn programmed robot.
It's just so distant and unnatural to me, if I never saw the act of kissing in films/real life I doubt I would ever get the urge to exchange saliva with an another person in my life.

>>83874016
How is that different than National Lampoon Presents?

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>tfw kissless virgin
>above average face, height, frame etc
>too mentally damaged to have a successful relationship
>not enough confidence to go out and try to fuck random chicks
>when people ask me why i don't have a gf i basically just go "h-heh idk dude" and change the subject
>know deep down that i have no real excuse and am secretly an even bigger reject than most other virgins because of my failures as a male despite my genetics
>know that i'm being a little bitch for no real reason and that by just going out and being urself you can be successful
>still here backdoor bragging about my genetics on a sumerian slideshow forum

>>83870649
Bullshit

>>83874139
so are you fat though?

>>83874110
>"h-hey imotou, hows about the big oniican ochinchin? H-heh heh"
>"what the fuck? Get out of my room fucking retard"
>*rapes*

>>83874110
Alright I'll try
>sister is 14 years my senior
>shit starts young
>is probably abuse
>I start to shamefully like it
>keeps happening
>she grows into filthy sexually active degenerate
>I grow into NEET shut in degenerate
>I don't wanna do this anymore
>can't tell anyone
>have an incest kink and shitpost all day everyday
You're my only "friends" and only ones I can unload on.

>>83873994
Yeah. Im in a really weird position though.
>have a mildly disabled sibling, disabled enough will never live on his own but still normal.
>signed a legal power of attorney, I will legally be guardian of him when parents are dead
>will have a house left to me, and small inheritance

They enable me to be NEET, because they truly dont want my brother to end up in a home. They want me to take care of him the rest of my life.

Ive used their enabling as an excuse to quit my jobs and be NEET and feel sorry for myself. I didnt choose this life. But at the same time I love my family, and can probably live the rest of my life without ever working a real job.

But it really takes a toll on you emotionally, especially as all your friends lose contact with you as they progress through their life. I feel like I have an obligation that I could never live with myself if I left.

>>83874200
nah i work out even though i have no immediate plans to go out and try to get a girl

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>>83873855
>>83874240

>>83874240

You better not unload on me, I'm not into that shit.

Alright, once in my mouth but heterosexually and your penis better be feminine.

>>83874242
I am so sorry for your burden.

>>83874242
Good luck anon,it's like I'm posting this. Just know you're not alone in this frustration.

>>83873855
who is this guy and what is he from? he looks familiar but i can't put my finger on it

please tell me

>>83874240
Dude you were molested by your sister and it's the root of all of your issues and you should talk to a therapist about it. It's not your fault.

Also can I have your sister's number?

>>83874240
so what did she do to you and how young were you? if she was 14 years older than you but she "grew" into a sexually active degenerate then it must have been when you were pretty fucking young, like 6 max?

>>83874242
Find a good caretaker to help you out for the time you're away if you can afford it.

Just do the research.

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>thread making fun of Jonah Hill
>gets deleted
>bunch of NEETs whining about being virgins
>thread still up 8 hours later
really activates my synapses

>>83874139
You are literally me. We're not going to make it. I even fucked a prostitute and it didn't help me one bit. I'm 29 now.

>>83874370
Yeah,she didn't outright fuck me until I was 10 but she did touching and flashing for years before hand.

>>83866297
>the state of nu4chan

>>83874412
>I even fucked a prostitute and it didn't help me one bit. I'm 29 now.

Thats disappointing to hear
I am very seriously considering going to an Asian Massage Parlor this week.

It seems like it would be a great experience

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>>83874412
that's really depressing to hear because i was starting to think that fucking a prostitute might be the way out

>>83874436
was she at least hot? i'm sure it would be uncomfortable and cause problems in your life either way but it would be even worse if she was ugly

>>83874539
Oh yeah she's hot. she's gained some weight from antipsychotics tho, ONE of the reasons I want it to stop

>>83866096
>Congratulations Senors
>that font on the tag line
>that random capitalization

This poster pisses me off

>>83874501
I guess it helps knowing that i'm not a virgin, and even though it 'doesn't count' I know I could easily get some ugly girls because I'm far from ugly. Fucking one prostitute when half drunk doesn't replicate getting close to someone, getting intimate etc. It just feels weird even thinking about it, knowing that they would know that you have no experience when you're nearly 30 fucking years old. I felt the exact same way at 20 and it's ruined my life.

>>83866205
>>83866223

Currently 19 and have never jerked off.
Should I do it Y/N

>>83874594
she's still doing it?

>>83874635
Yeah,I grew to like it and fucking hate myself. I don't know why she's still doing it,she's had plenty of better looking wealthier people than me. Hell,she has a kid with one guy.

You guys need to stop putting the pussy on a peddle stool. Getting laid doesn't change anything. Whores are a diamond dozen, you could easily find one to fuck you for free if you lowered your standards and actually tried. Getting laid isn't going to change shit for any of you, I know it's a meme but literally stop worrying about pussy and just be yourselves and if it happens it happens and if it doesn't it doesn't. You gotta love yourselves before you can love someone else. No woman wants to be in a relationship with some morose motherfucker.

>>83874621
It's a C tier sofcore porn flick, not a mainstream hollywood blockbuster.

>>83874626
>It just feels weird even thinking about it, knowing that they would know that you have no experience when you're nearly 30 fucking years old

i know exactly how you feel although i'm younger, even thinking about foreplay/sex with a girl beyond doing it with masturbation is weird as fuck

it just seems so awkward when i'm thinking about it in a normal state of mind, and it would be super obvious how inexperienced i was despite being 23

but what i'm thinking i should take away from this conversation is that i should just put myself out there and deal with all of the shitty disappointing sex i would have to have before i felt comfortable with it

but i'll probably just stay inside

>>83874594
>>83874676
Dude you're pretty much living my dream. Trade lives with me, I'm rich and have a gf and good job when all I want is to sit around doing nothing all day and have a sister that fucks me.

>>83872759
>I am so fucking thankful I am engaged to a woman I love

that dream is gonna turn into a nightmare sooner or later anon. you will then realize the virgins here don't have it that bad after all. I won't bother explaining it to you, since if you don't know already, you will just have to learn the lesson on your own.

>bb-but my girl is different!

kek, godspeed anon, godspeed

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>The main star of this movie did softcore lesbian porn

I don't normally get off to softcore but she really does it for me

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>>83874681
>peddle stool
>diamond dozen

>>83874769
Makes me feel slightly better. I still gotta kick the habit.

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>>83871829

>23
>Unemployed, ugly, no friends, social retard

>tfw characters kiss and have sex and you have to skip over it

>>83874487
I've done that. Hit up rubmaps to educate yourself. Only retards go in blind.

>>83874676
yeah that's really fucking weird man

it's hard to feel sorry for you obviously but it must suck having such a traumatic mind warping thing happen to you for so long and from such a young age

this is literally doujin shit your sister like mind broke you which is really hot fuck i wish i was you

>>83874784
This movie is also a low budget C sofcore porn flick, /tv/ just presents it like it's some mainstream hollywood agenda.
It's all made by the same studio.

You can literally find this on pornhub

>>83874838
Yeah,it is fucking weird, it's made me think that maybe situations like mine are more common than people would admit. I dunno.

>>83874760
It gets harder the older you get so get out there as soon as possible. Trust me, your situation isn't that weird at 23. It all started for me because I avoided drinking situations etc where I would have to kiss/make out with a girl properly. I couldn't handle the embarrassment of being a bad kisser and them knowing it was my first time. I was slightly popular in school and had to lie about my situation when asked, though it was rare. That alone ruined my life. I haven't completely given up but I don't know what I'm doing anymore. I'm just trying to get into work again at the moment. I'm already dreading small talk on breaks etc. I haven't been close to anyone besides my family for like 8 years.

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32 here. Literally everyone I know is married but me. I simply do not care anymore.

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>>83873979
Well I hear that Virgin Train a rollin
It's comin around the bend
And I ain't seen a vagina
Since I don't know when
I'm stuck in Virgin Prison
And time keeps draggin on
But this Virgin Train keeps rollin
Out of the Normie Zone

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>tfw your best friend from childhood drifts away and gets a job and hot grilfreen

This thread makes me feel akin to all of you, feels good

>>83874947
>It all started for me because I avoided drinking situations etc where I would have to kiss/make out with a girl properly. I couldn't handle the embarrassment of being a bad kisser and them knowing it was my first time. I was slightly popular in school and had to lie about my situation when asked, though it was rare

fuck, literally me

well good luck i guess

>>83874704
I know, but it triggered my autism something fierce

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>>83875039
same.

sometimes i look at my friends fb and see their wonderful family, at their birthdays, gatherings, vacations, etc. sometimes i wonder what i missed in my life. sure i have money, but i'm so scared of spending any of it since i grew up poor. all i can do is look at their pictures and close my eyes

>>83866205
I didn't jerk off until I was 13 or 14 and I thought it was normal, but turns out Chad started wanking it when he was 9 or 10

>>83875155
You too m8. I feel like I still have time if I get another job and try different things. You definitely have time on your side.

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>>83875196
I was 8. Just bein myself.

>>83874947
jesus christ, how do you guys not realize there is NO FUCKING WAY for them to know you are a virgin. no way. I used to get lots of sex when i was younger, and for various reasons i won't get into i have not had sex in years now. So if i decide to get back out there it will likely be a bit awkward at first. if the girl says anything like, "hurr what are you a virgin?" which wouldn't happen, i would most likely laugh my ass off. or give them a look like, "really bitch?". it's not complicated. you guys realize that some people are awkward at sex after doing it a hundred times right? stop focusing on that

>>83866096
That movie has no reason to be more than 10 minutes long

>>83866479
phone posters get out reee

>>83875338
Well it was mostly that at first, but after years of avoiding shit and losing contact with everyone things gets a bit weird and anxiety builds. It's a bit hard to get into a situation like that with a girl when you feel uncomfortable around pretty much everyone. It sounds weird to someone who's never had anxiety, I know because I didn't get it until I was around 19. I was 'normal' for most of my life.

>>83875117
Love you to anon

>>83874122
You think that, and then a cute girl looks lovingly into your eyes and kisses you for the first time, and you never ever want it to stop because for the first time in your life you don't feel like undesirable trash.

>>83868127
People from cold, unemotional countries like Finland or Russia where people don't touch I guess

>>83875338

>NO FUCKING WAY for them to know you are a virgin

What if they see my virgin badge? I'm not going to go out without my virgin badge I heard the normie gestapo is shooting people for that.

>>83875488
delet

>>83874781

You're a very sad little person my man

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>congratulations senors

>>83875549
You wear it so it's hidden under your fannypack you dummy. Then if the normies ask to see it you can just show it to them but grills can't see it.

>>83875338
I always lied about not being a kissless virgin, to friends, family, whoever. Probably was the thing I was most ashamed of. Then I got a gf and I didn't want to lie to her, so I set the record straight telling her I was a virgin and that she was my first kiss. She cared far less about that, and if she was upset at all it was because I lied to her. Granted she was a virgin too, but still my point is that people care far far less about your virgin than you do

>>83875550
You're gonna make it, bro

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>tfw told my dad I was a virgin when I was 22 and he made me have sex with my mom so I would be normal

>>83866205
Damn, and I thought it was weird I didn't start till I was like 13.

It has always bothered me that banderole says "Congratulations Senors". What does that even fucking mean? Are they congratulating mexican guys?

>>83875338
jesus christ, how do you not realize there is MORE TO THIS FUCKING FEAR than being exposed as a virgin?

>you guys realize that some people are awkward at sex after doing it a hundred times right? stop focusing on that

so what? she'll think "oh, he's not a virgin, he's just bad at sex!"

how is this any better? i would actually prefer if they asked me if i was a virgin because it would give me an excuse without me having to look insecure by offering it unprovoked

>its an /r9k/ thread episode
Oh boy, I love these ones

>>83866364
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
If all you can do is whine about it, you'll never get anywhere.

>>83875766
fucking white people

>>83875847
Hey look, if you're a virgin picking up bar-sluts is probably not the way to go. Find someone you care about or are at least comfortable with, and who is willing to go through the process with you. Pretty much everyone's first time is a fucking disaster.

>>83874947
You are me.

>>83875945

>Implying I'm white

>>83875843
last year in american high school

>>83875955
the odds i'll be able to find a decent looking virgin girl (or non-virgin girl who somehow doesn't care about my sexual prowess) are probably very low though

>>83876082
Isn't it "SENIOR" year, not "SENOR"?

>>83875766
well, how was it?

>>83876094
Yes, he was just making a dumb joke. I think.

>>83876094
>critiquing a film made for thirsty virgins
wat

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>>83876094
not in the USA bub

>>83866759
This is me

>>83875847
>caring about what she thinks and not focusing on your own pleasure

>>83875766
fuckin rednecks

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Pic related was actually a pretty good movie.
i fell in love with amanda crew watching it

>>83876113

Awful. I cried the whole time and my dad kept screaming I AIN'T GONNA HAVE NO MARICON FOR A SON! and my mom just stared off into space drunk.

>>83876223

See >>83876077 stupid faggot.

>>83876226
>2 disc full throttle edition
What the fuck is on the 2nd disc?

>>83876188
Now show the graph of how many murderous shitskins your garbage country let in this year, yellowtooth.

>>83876269
full frontal porn

>>83876271
I actually live in Mexico anon. we dont let anyone in.

>>83876269
Atlas Shrugged Part 1.

>>83876085
I thought the same thing, but it just happens if you get out of your head a little bit. The world is full of lonely people virgins or no. If you're a caring decent person you will find someone if you try to look.

>>83876269
Metal Gear Solid V

>>83876226
why does he have kingdom hearts shoes?

>>83876299
So you just are the murderous shitskins. Go bend a taco elsewhere, Mexigordo.

>>83876360
>le 56% face
:^)

>>83876216
what reason is there to have sex if you don't care about what they think? if she isn't enjoying it then you're LITERALLY just fucking a hole, you might as well be jerking off with a fleshlight or something

i'm totally serious, there's no fucking way pussy feels so good that it's worth all of the effort and money (if you're going the relationship/date route) if you don't find pleasure in the idea of pleasuring a woman

their pleasure is the only thing they can offer you that you can't offer yourself

and before i go full ultima giga cuck i must state for the record that i do not get off on the idea of going down on a girl

>>83875891
>it's a janny lets it ride for 260 posts because he needs the support group episode

>>83876391
Ah mierda

>>83872793
>be 22
>everyone at my job is 17-24
>all the women are married or in relationships

It's the same way everywhere you go.

>>83876391
>le 100% face
;^)

How the fuck are you going to talk shit when your country is so bad you fat little shitskins are risking your lives in droves to come to the one you're trying to talk shit about? Are you actually fucking retarded? Don't answer that because we can tell from the color of your fat skin that you are.

>>83876394
fucking a qt girl raw DOES feel that good though. the smell, the way her skin feels, her soft moans, that throbbing wet pussy gripping your dick. it's fucking intoxicating. I stayed with the biggest cunt on earth because i was addicted to fucking her.

but your right, objectively it isn't worth it. it's just we all think with our dicks, can't help it.

>>83876230
Just another day in Mexigordo.

>>83874632
if you're really this pure, don't

>>83876337
He has a bad minimum wage job working as a mascot for a doughnut place

>>83876499
>really this pure

Yes, neglecting a vital bodily function is a great idea.

>>83875170
get off facebook then.

>>83876460
you dont see people like me moving to niggerville North America. its just our poor that move there. Im confy here in my home anon :^)

>>83876597
Yeah I'm sure it's real comfy in the walls of your mud hut while the decapitation gangs and corrupt police rove outside. Stop posting you fat fucking beaner.

>>83873440
>>83873536
He may be right. I'm like a 7/10 (probably less now cause I've been putting on weight. idgaf anymore) and girls, hot ones, like girls I don't think are even in my league, that I work with usually send me signals and flirt and stuff. Sometimes I catch glimpses from 8's and 9's and they do that thing girls do where they kind of bow their head and smile as they walk past.

But I know there's no use in talking to them. Every time I try talking to one of these girls I can actually see any interest they had in me dissappear. My success rate for getting dates is literally 0%

>>83876650
the fake news show you the bad parts wich make up a small percentage, just like how the fake news show us a small percentage of niggers living in ghettos and projects everywhere and roaming around the US impregnating white women left and right :^P

>>83876464
>her soft moans, that throbbing wet pussy gripping your dick

not helping your case there bud as those are both indications that they were enjoying it

anyways i believe there are some aspects of sex that can be enjoyable regardless of the girl's pleasure but they would be totally ruined if she was having a shitty time

i'm not trying to be a white knight or anything either, i don't give a fuck about women on a moral level. but failing to sexually satisfy them would make me feel shitty about myself, how am i supposed to get off if i feel like a failure who can't even please a girl?

are you saying if you were fucking a hot girl and she told you it was shitty mid-fuck, or was super obviously bored and just waiting for you to finish or some shit, that you wouldn't mind it at all? i just can't see how you could enjoy sex if you had irrefutable evidence of being bad at it right in front of you

i guarantee the only people defending this "only care about your pleasure" mindset have almost only had good sex

Reminder that women live life on super easy mode

>>83876853
only until they hit the wall.

who the fuck needs or wants old woman?
nigga pls

>>83876597
but are you as comfy as all of the numerous rich white and asian people in the US who don't live anywhere near spics and niggers like you?

just because there is an abundance of slime in our country and lots of shitty areas doesn't mean the entire place has gone to shit yet

>22 year old virgin
>have mild autism
>had no interest in women until recently, never even tried
>be fairly good looking and 6"4' tall

There is still hope for me right?

>>83876922
nope

>>83876866
>only until they hit the wall.
What do you think betas are for?

>2017
>not going prison gay

>>83876922
There is still hope for everyone in the thread, if they actually tried.
Its a mental barrier, I mean shit. People in wheelchairs are using disabled dating sites to get partners

>>83866759

you've given up

>>83866205
Same here, only started when I was 18. I had messed around a little bit, but never climaxed before then. Actually had my first kiss before my first wank.

>>83876896
basically posh mexicans who grew up in comfy neighborhoods and all have money and all are friendly

>having sex

>>83876806
anon the vast majority of women pretend like they are enjoying it even if they aren't. presumably for people like you. don't worry about it. a lot of guys, myself included at some point started stressing about, "but is she really enjoying it or faking it? how do i know!!!". well, the sooner you forget about worrying about that, the better. it's pointless to play their games

>>83876546
>vital
How delusive

>>83866128
you should go out to some dive bars. Grab some drinks, chat with some girls when your tipsy...

>>83876866
You're acting like milf isnt a super popular category

>>83877068
Maybe not "vital", but very important nonetheless.
You dont work it out, sharp increased chance of testicular and prostate cancer. Both of which need to be healthy for proper hormone production

>>83877125
Not that guy, but I dont drink.
Drinking is fucking awful

>>83866448
F.O.R.D.
>Family/friends
>Occupation
>Recreation
>Dreams
Get a couple drinks in you and honestly speak upon these subjects (but try to stay positive, I know you depressed faggots want to dump your feelings onto a girl but if you wanna get laid then fucking behave yourself and learn to read the situation).

Wow there sure is a lot of chads on /tv/ now

>>83877171
Then maybe try dating websites like OkCupid and make sure you look presentable.

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>>83877271
>OkCupid

>>83877271
Dude I got rejected by a 4/10 fat sjw with blue hair on okc.

Theres no hope unless youre a 9/10+

sure is /r9k/ in here

>>83874240
bruh you got raped wtf
go to therapy, you need to realign the way your brain thinks about sexual activity

>>83868127
>Women will hug you goodbye as a social convention even if they barely know you

t. Chad

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>an instant sex comedy classic

>>83866205
I started jerking off when I was 21.

>>83877205
>unironically has a 4-step acronym-based system for talking to women
>thinks he's above the other losers ITT
that's adorable

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>tfw you will never have anyone be sexually attracted to you in your entire life

>>83877900
? alright, ignore good advice, see where that takes you

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>>83877910
>had TWO girls throw themselves at me as a junior higher
>both were pretty forward and it made me feel uncomfortable
>tfw too fucking retarded to see the signs

>>83877900
>not using the D.E.N.N.I.S. System

What's wrong with acronyms, little boy?

>>83878029
Does anyone else feel uncomfortable when girls take the lead?

As soon as they try to advance on me I get all awkward and spergy, but I'll be comfortable leading all day.

>>83866211
Zombiesoc9k is not /r9k/ NORMIES AND ROASTIES FIRST AGAINST THE WALL

>>83877976
I'm not the one who needs an acronym to remember how to talk to girls. This whole thread is like the blind leading the blind. Fucking kek. Hopefully the new Janis will do a better job.

>>83878252
>not realizing they were making fun of these self-help how-to-seduce-anyone books
>using any of the characters on the show as role models

>>83878449
the acronym was for the spergs in this thread, not for me. for most people it's not hard to talk to strangers but not all conversations flow smoothly so it's good to use that guideline for meeting new people
stop trying to act like me being helpful is somehow a bad thing

>>83877900
It doesn't seem to be a system, it seems more like a memory device for things to talk about

>>83872778
Jesus that just sounds depressing, two lonely souls looking for some comfort some sense of being, the hollow conversation overlaying the unspoken agreement that this facade is just for something to physically feel for a moment. Fucking craigslist.

>>83874501
Letting go of your mana that easily is the path of the fool

>>83866096
I'm 29 and I've had sex with 11 grils.

They're just people.

>>83866759
change ur lifestyle brah. Get fit.

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>>83878836

>>83878920
this
i'm 25 this month and i've had sex with 6 girls, it's really not that big of a deal unless you're a virgin, in which case it means everything
the only worthwhile sex is without a condom and i don't wanna risk pregnancy or STDs so it's not worth the hassle imo