Is Based Seinfeld /ourguy/? >slutty popstar Ke$ha known for

>>83857203
No, that's just classic Seinfeld.
He's a neurotic germaphobe.

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>>83857203
Why do they call it a THOT? She's not over there; she's not under there. She's RIGGHHHTT over here.

>Cue shitty slap bass

>>83857203

Kesha is an absolute no-name compared to Jerry. Might as well have been an random person coming up to him, to put it in perspective.

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>>83857203
>post yfw "no thank you"

Nothing is better than watching an entitled woman get shut down. I had a hot girl come up to me while I was smoking outside a bar and ask me for a cigarette. I said no. Her brain visibly short-circuited. She couldn't process that a man would ever say no to her. She tried to convince me, even resorting to a sob story about losing her luggage, but after telling her no three times I just straight up ignored her until she went away. She went over to her friend and started bitching about me, which gave me a good laugh.

>>83858328
You are a scholar and a gentleman.
Keep up the good fight.

>>83858745
Back to redd.it

>>83858328
One time I waited in line for the bar for easily 10+ mins to put in my order... I was next... these two trailer park hotties walk up kissing each other askin what I was buying for them, I asked what they'd like, then held my hand out as to communicate that I wanted money from them and they tried to make me out as the bad guy... fucking entitled little girls...

>>83857203
why are literal one hit wonders allowed on any red carpet

>>83859097
Seinfeld was also in the Bee Movie

i unironically enjoy ke$has "music"

>>83858887
you are the bad guy. it was a test to see if you would allow them to skip ahead in line and you failed

>>83857203
>thot
Go back. You're either a colored or an underage Twitter user.

>>83859128
He also did a voice on an episode of Dilbert

honestly seinfeld has always been ahead of the culture. he's riding the backlash against sjws beautifully.

>>83857203
> destroying the thot on camera

The what?

>>83859243
Go back to l'eddit.

>>83858745
cringe, reddit, cringe

>>83858887

>anon protects his virginity one more night

>>83858328
Good on you. I do similar. I sometimes don't even say no I just shake my head. Remember to make good looking women suffer however you can.

Some amalgamation of Seinfeld/Larry David/George Costanza always seemed like /ourguy/ for 4chan in general, not just /TV/.

>>83857234
This.

People who are actually fans of him (unlike her who claimed she "loved him") know that he doesn't like hugs, especially from people he doesn't know.

She's just another dumb twat who thinks the world revolves around her and she can do whatever she wants.

>>83858796
>>83859622
>knowing what's characteristic of reddit
Go back down the hall

>>83857203
>rejecting a hug from a cutie

not my guy.

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>>83862148
>cutie
kill yourself, my man

>>83862197
Looks better than 9/10 women.

>>83857317
Now hol up... is thot an acronym for that hoe over there? i never even realized that

>>83857203

but I like funny comedians.

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$melly money girl kesha too weakling for mighty Jerome Seinfeld

>retarded and revisionist anons forget Seinfeld is OJD
When did this board go full retard?

>>83857203
He can get 17 year olds, Kesha must seem like an animated mummy to him.

>>83862297
Hahahahahahah

American women are a joke

>2017
>touching gentiles

>>83857203
somehow I confused her with cicciolina, the italian porn star who fucked john holmes after he got aids. Either way seinfeld did the right thing.

>>83862347
Nothing to worry about. It's not like anyone expects 4chan users to know the meaning of words they use, like when we call people cucks, when we call something kino, when we call someone out on using certain kinds of logical fallacies, shit like that

>>83863267
FOR ITALIA
ITALIA

>>83857203
Your mother would be so embarrassed if she saw how much you hated her entire gender.

>>83862197
>someone wanting to rape that

I mean at least make the shit believable. It's amazing that she went from the next Gaga clone to normie and she still can't get use to it.

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>>83857345

>>83858887
Tonight, on "Things That Never Happened"

>>83857317
>"Why do they call her a THOT? I didn't think about her to begin with!"

>>83858887
haha you're great

>>83857203
How do you even pronounce her name?

Is it Ke, dollar sign, ha?

>>83859158
This 2bh

>>83864995
Ke-you-ess-ha

>>83857203
>fake rape accusations
InfiniteKeks.jpg

>>83864995
ke-ching-ha

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>>83859315
THOT, whiteboi. Dem nasty ass hoes, bitches, sluts, gold-diggers, you get the picture

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>>83857203
>Seinfeld hasn't always been /ourguy/

>>83857203
Jerry is pretty chill. He seems dry offstage but does not cater to Hollywood bullshit. Like when he went off on why he doesn't play colleges anymore because kids are cunts.

>>83865348
please leave wigger

>>83857203
Post vid you cunt

>>83857234
>He's a neurotic germaphobe.
so basically he is a Jude?

>>83862197
Boy you could tip her over and ride the waves on that bad boy

>>83858328
Should have pulled one out and smoke two at once then said no.

>being afraid of women to the point of hating them

back to your containment board son

also I wonder how Larry David would act in a situation like that

>>83865816
>>being afraid of women to the point of hating them
>back to your containment board son

Where are do you people even come from are we being raided?

>>83859097
>one hit wonder
Yeah, that hit lasted 9 years and made him a billionaire tho.

>>83865874
>implying /tv/ should be /pol/ 2.0

>>83857203
THOT BEGONE

>>83860286
so 4chan is a jew?

>>83865900
Why are you people so obsessed with this /pol/ bogeyman, if you want to blend in and not draw attention that you're from tumblr or r*ddit at least get it right. The woman haters come from /r9k/. This has nothing to do with hating women in general it's just nice to see the pussy pass get denied when she went in for a hug to a stranger mid interview.

>>83865984
>pussy pass denied

that's literally a subreddit, not only are you a newfag but you're also a redditor

/pol/ and /r9k/ are literally the same thing, containment boards for autistic newfags like yourself so the rest of us can shitpost in peace

>>83864995
Whore.

>>83857203
>fake

>>83866025
>knowing specific subreddits

>>83866173
>haha u r the redditor not me xD

back to /hm/ newfag

>>83858328
Reminder that women are NOTHING without sex. So nobody should hesitate to put them in their place by denying them the right to the D.

The best situation, tested on the field, to make them feel like crap is to go as far as when the girl is naked, while you are still nearly fully clothed. You throw her naked on the bed, then you look at her, the whole of her nude body, slowly scrutinizing her. Then you say that you no longer want her AND YOU LEAVE, without excuses.


A few days later, when you are in contact with her again, she will tell you that she was upset, that she thinks that there is something wrong with her body, that she is at sea over this night. Why did he not fuck me ?
You will be called a scumbag or other name., but then you will be able to do everything you want with her.

>>83866025
>that's literally a subreddit, not only are you a newfag but you're also a redditor

So you tell me that's a subreddit and I'M the redditor?

>/pol/ and /r9k/ are literally the same thing, containment boards for autistic newfags like yourself so the rest of us can shitpost in peace

Fuck your safe space and way to ignore my whole post about not genuinely hating women you dumb nigger. Reddit is notoriously socially liberal and you're the white knight here, my opinions would be flamed there I'm guessing and you're over sensitive and trying to pull that shit here.

>>83866210
Back to >>>/lgbt/ tumblr

>>83866229
Nigger pls stop sperging out and go back to /pol/

>>83859097
Seinfeld is worth like $1 billion, he can go wherever the fuck he wants

>>83866255
Your cover has been blown r*ddit

>>83858887
Should have had them both blow you out back

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>>83857203
She was too old for Jerry "If you're underage you get felt" Seinfeld.

Is thot the new litty?

>>83866324
that sweater is /fa/ as fuck

>>83857317
It activated in my head the second I read your sound effect, fuck

>>83858328
>>83858745
>>83858887
>>83860078

The fuck is this MRA bullshit?

Yes there's entitled stuck up bitches out there, but there are also reasonably well balanced gals out in the wild too...unless you're one of those pieces of shit that think a woman is beneath you.

>>83866406
>unless you're one of those pieces of shit that think a woman is beneath you.

Women are not my equal

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what was his fucking problem?

>>83866760
A woman who wouldn't take no for an answer

>>83866760
believe it or not anon, some people aren't starved for female attention and don't particularly care for some strange whore who probably reeked of booze and stale nachos trying to give them a hug

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>>83862197

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>>83866324
>tfw no titty monster jewess gf

>>83866212
so have you done this a lot of times?

cause i'm pretty sure you've never seen a girl naked in person

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>>83865816
>>83865900
>>83866025
>>83866406
>>83866935

>>83866830
yeah but those people wouldn't brag about it, it would be an entirely insignificant event to them

>>83866962
i'm not trying to defend women i'm just trying to call you autistic

>>83857317

I guess a keyboard is technically a shitty slap bass.

>>83858328

Is this pasta? This tastes like pasta.

>>83866324
Fuckin hell that bitch is perfect. Go Jerry.

>Jew deeply entrenched in Hollywood and its elite
>flips the fuck out of his kids watch the kardashians

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>83865900
woman-hating is a noble /r9k/ tradition, /pol is much much more mixed when it comes to views on woman. You might even say it's very diverse.

>>83867169
This

>>83867169
So much this

>>83866965
How is not wanting to hug a stranger bragging? Literally what the fuck is wrong with YOU? Who just goes around hugging people they've never met? Just because they are celebs doesn't give you a free pass to invade their personal space you fucking autist

>>83867169
Very much this

>>83867169
>>83867208
>>83867234
>>83867264
explain

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>>83862197
I recognize that fridge!

>>83867299
it's some retard samefagging his stupid comment

>>83867299
He knows the detrimental effect that show and shows like it are specifically designed to cause, which is why he flipped out when he found out his daughter was watchinf it. Think about it.

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>>83867318
She's like a fucking minecraft character lmao

>>83865386
You mean George right?

>>83867299
Jew didn't want his daughter to be corrupted by the Jews

>>83866315
they wanted free drinks and attention. sex is not on the cards in those situations. a fool and his money are soon parted anon.

>>83858328
This is deffo pasta, right?

>>83858887
>Anon doesnt want to get laid

>>83867318

That's GOT to be a shop.

>>83858328
>got off without being accused of attempted rape
shitty pasta desu

>>83866962
lel what is this from?

>>83862297
Where do you live, India?

Kesha tried to go after her Jew handler, she's practically blacklisted now

>>83867100
>>83867685
>>83867739
>pasta
Kek no, this legit happened to me. Can't believe this thread is still going.

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>>83858328

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Do you guys think the same would have happen to Britney?

>>83867779
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-JZhsEbj5c

>>83866212
Wrong, you gullible red pill child. She'd just assume you're a closet homo and text her friends after, all of whom would agree.
Why is it always so easy to tell red pill fags have never done any of the shit they talk about? And why do people wholeheartedly believe what they read on those forums?

>>83865348
Please speak English and not nigger.
Thank you

>>83866406
>MRA
Good to see the classics thrown at us on occasion. Better than "REEEE ALT RIGHT" all the time.

>>83866962
that webm is reddit tier humor

>>83858887
>All these salty posters who would have been a total doormat in that situation
You did good, anon.

>>83868156
>reeee the alt-righters are from rebbit, not me

>>83866212
All you really need to do is not cum. I've destroyed the self esteem of numerous women by withholding cum.

>>83867853
probably, although she is more culturally relevant than ke$ha

>>83868200
that obvious satire of things only a redditor would care about is pretty much the definition of reddit tier humor

>>83867853

Britney wouldn't have forced herself onto Jerry, she hates forced social interaction more than that kike

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>>83865348
>Autistic goldfish

>>83868240
hello_reddit

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>>83868355
>haha no you're reddit, not me

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Is he right?

>>83868386
This >>83868355 guy could be actualy from tumblr. He's even more retarded than a r*dditor

>>83868200
>reee the alt-right isn't from reddit
>alt-right has one of the largest subreddits

>>83868468
>>83868475
>>83868386
why do angry leftists from tumblr and redddit samefag so much?

>I'm 4chan as fuck!!!!!

lmao

>reddit
>no u
The thread
Of course you're reddit you are posting on reddit: The board it isn't that big a deal

>>83868496
>can't check for same fag
>reddit spacing
END IT

Prove you're not redditors, faggots. Name the jew and the nigger.

>>83858328
Similar story. I remember when I was a smoker, some Stacey came up to me, acting nice, wanting a durry. I said nah, it was clear she was just a 'social' smoker and I hated wasting them on people at parties who just want to look the part. Told her no, and like you said, her brain just short circuited. She kept asking, then gave up and asked for a puff. I relented just so she could fuck off, but what does she do? She takes a drag and walked over to her friends and didn't give it back. I just left it. I hate people.

>>83868514
>>can't check for same fag
literally the OLDEST /r/4chan meme
holy shit you have to go back

>>83866406
Women are absolutely inferior to men, go cry about it

>>83868585
This is actually correct. You don't need to be a "women hater" to know that.

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>>83868554
>changes spacing
argument won

>>83868514
>>can't check for same fag lol xD
I want /v/ to leave.

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>>83868609
>posts rebbit froge
>posts le check for samefag meme
>claims not to be redd it

lmao

>>83868624
>two posts within a minute of each other
>unique ID count raised
>not realizing you'd been counter baited into revealing yourself

>>83857203
How long until she falsely accuses him?

>>83868639
>can't get around spam filter
reddit

PSA: R*dditors get pissed when you insult feminists, trans fags or non-whites(unless the non-white is hispanic for some reason) they get extra mad if you insult niggers and sand niggers. You can spot them by how sensitive they are to /r9k/ and /pol/ racist retardation. R*ddit is notoriously socially liberal so that's why you see the obvious snarky college age angst in their posts while they say "cringe" or "go back to your containment board" as if those words actually have power here. When you trigger them enough they start spamming interracial porn or those fat Trump supporter pictures.

>>83868666
>not replying to anyone
LOW ENERGY

>>83868678
Wasn't even part of the discussion, just lurking

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>>83868666
Accurate.

>>83868686
>lurking
>but acting involved
>acting like your words matter to anyone here
b2r please!

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>>83868698
Your cover has been blown. I actually encourage r*dditors to stay and talk to us.

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>>83868666
/thread

>>83868647
>within a minute of each other
lmao this faggot can't even tell time

>>83868718
jesus you are sad. You have the banter of a fucking ape. Have some fun without reusing the same 3 phrases all the time faggot.

Learn to get around the spam filter.

>>83868666
very accurate satan

>>83858328
wtf do you think you won with that one other than make a girl hate faggots like you and love chad even more?

dont be a dick just because you got dicked all your life. idiot.

>>83868547
I hope you learned a lesson that day.

>>83868666
I'm saving this.

>>83868751
Trust me, I did

>>83868547
>wasting them on people at parties

dont worry i bet people hate you too

>>83868745
>assuming i'm not chad
A beta faggot couldn't give her one fast enough and would likely spill the entire pack doing so.

What do I think I won? I put an entitled bitch in her place. If more guys did that more often we wouldn't have this feminism epidemic.

>>83868877
> he's so unlikable he has to bribe people with cigarettes

>>83868883
>entitled bitch

she literally asked for one cigarette. you haven't done jack shit other than act like a jerk because you cant get with women

>>83865348
It was Mac who said fish not Charlie.

>>83868900
Do you honestly think thats how people look at you if you lend them smokes?

Thats pretty fucked up. Good think you got that badass solo smoker thing going on instead. Good on you buddy

>>83868733
What banter? I used none. Don't know what subreddit this current raid we've been experiencing lately is from but you guys are a bristly bunch. Are you r/anarchism or is it /leftypol/? You people are not exactly subtle.

>>83857234
>Gossenvolk afraid of germs
>just doesn't want to go to the showers

>>83868666
don't forget Neogaf, they come through /v/ and end up here talking about Dr Who or whatever

>>83868927
>she literally asked for one cigarette.
And I said no. I paid for them, she isn't entitled to one. But she clearly felt she was because she kept trying to twist my arm into giving her one and eventually whined to her friend about it.

>le can't get women rebuttal
Clearly a triggered roastie.

>>83868927
Dude you're not entitled to give anyone anything just cause they ask for it. All he said was "no" it's not like he was extremely rude about it. Why tf would she get a free cig just cause

>>83868666
>non-whites(unless the non-white is hispanic for some reason)
Nah it's asians they can't tolerate. The idea that a minority is able to prosper without handouts is unacceptable to them.

>>83869188
Because having a vagina is a golden ticket to whatever you want shitlord!

>>83866962
>> Cenk Uighur Nope!! No way!!

That side detail was great, the main gag was shit though.

>>83866025
/pol/ and /r9k/ are full of retards but if you can't find them at least semi-enjoyable you are 100% Reddit.

>>83857203
No

>>83869173
>I paid for them, she isn't entitled to one
>>83869188
>you're not entitled to give anyone anything just cause they ask for it

What a strange way of thinking. Is this really the general conception in America?

All i know is, if someone asked me for a smoke i'd be happy to give it to them. I wouldn't think i did anyone a favor for shutting down someone asking for such a small gesture of kindness. I wouldn't feel good or special about not helping out. Regardless who asked.

>>83867695
>>83859953
lol like they wouldn't have just milked him for drinks and left with Chad

>>83861421
Really? Because I've watched every episode of Seinfeld multiple times and I didn't know it.

>>83869387
There are SEVERAL episodes about how jerry hates making physical contact with people he doesn't intimately know.

>>83869353

>what a strange way of thinking

It's really not though. I gladly give cigs to friends or even small acquaintances, but if some random stranger came up to me and asked for one I would easily say no. Why it is strange to not give away free stuff to people you've never even seen before?

>>83858328
hhahahah yeah dude
Once... these three supermodels come up tp me right? Out of one of those tour vans, heh, laughing as I type this... "Hey handsome, wanna fuck?" Heh, "With you.... nah,,,," I laughed as I walked away, and they LITERALLY broke down. You could SEE the sparks flying as they literally spasmed and broke down, fucking GOLD! "And by the way.... men are smarter and more able than women... and free of the shackles of religion and lust? You are fucking nothing!" They started crying, begging for my hand in marriage, as I strode away to go play the new mario game on my nintendo switch

>>83869438
Why are you guys so triggered about him not giving a stranger free stuff just cause she asked. Makes no sense

>>83858328
HOW DARE YOU SHOW CONFIDENCE AND POISE

FU FU FUC U GUY tht ht hthis is is is pasastra right>?!!!

>>83869353
What if she was he, and he was black and skittish. His friends just pulled out a pack but he wants one of yours. You also have to pull out your phone to get to your smokes.

He also wants to hold a dollar.

>>83869455
Im just joking because it clearly annoys you
And I would to anyone man or woman if th request was reasonable, we die alone but we live amongst men

>>83869438
literally 3x as autistic as the post you were replying to. Even if you were trying to be ironic loser.

>>83869455
in this case because he obviously thought it was some sort of accomplishment

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>>83868666

>>83869494
kek so fucking mad

>>83869491
>muh irony
>wasted time writing a post as long as his story

Nice anon

>>83869526
Holy fuck ive struck some nerves here

>>83869520
summerfags need to die

>>83869541
Yes, anon you definitely won

>>83869552
>im the summerfag when he still can't take jokes

>>83869541
you've struck your own autism is all

>>83869491
>>83869520
>>83869541
Why would anyone even remotely angry over something as petty as this?

>>83869565
>he sees his little internet tantrum as a win/lose thing
Surefire way to detect low self esteem when people do that, I hope you have more luck with women in the future

>>83868745
Chads are dicks to girls all the time though and girls love it. It all depends on whom is it coming from.

>>83869579
>>83869571
>make a joke on 4chan
>literally cant handle it
lmao its just reaffirming what people have been saying the whole thread, chill the fuck out you autists

>>83869438
>>83869491
>>83869520
>>83869541
>>83869569
>>83869583
you're either 12 or a female. Either way you should stick to a website where your mental disability doesn't shine so much

>>83869583
>he's still responding
No one is mad and you've been btfo by like three anons, sorry.

>>83869600
shoo roastie

>>83869584
This. I bet she was dripping.

>>83869606
You're a bigger autist for taking some retard's reply to pasta seriously.
Kys, both of you.

>>83866229
>implying reddit doesn't attract turbo autists on places like r/redpill where you'd fit right in

>>83867853
Britney is supposedly super introverted

>>83869606
no mate, I made a stupid joke and youve just responded to like 10 posts, insulting me. You are upset
>>83869617
>BTFO
>autistic whining over a joke you cant take
"three" people
>>83869619
confirmed as r9k tier upset losers

>>83869433
Because if someone comes up to you asking for a smoke it's probably because they don't have any themselves and they could use one. They don't necessarily mean you harm or want to take advantage of you. You're not being robbed as this guy tries to suggest >>83869486

I could understand if you hardly have any smokes left or you don't have money for more smokes of your own that you would be reluctant. But making it out as something to be proud of, not giving anything to strangers, is a strange way of thinking to me.

Guess its just a matter of cultural differences though, gotta look out for number one in the american dream.

>>83869643
>joke
>long winded terribly unfunny attempt at a ironic story

Yes, very nice anon. Also, you responding to all the (You)s clearly means you're not triggered at all, right? Night bud

>>83857203
I don't think it's so much a bogus charge of rape allegations.....

It's just that the definition of rape is changing very quickly with liberals. If the girl is high/drunk in any way, women can call it rape after that fact when it was just regrettable sex.

Then there is quid pro quo sex. You put out and you get rewarded. A lot of female celebs run into this. I'm sure she was servicing the record producers, in exchange she got a career that's very hard to break into.

Guys that used these techniques, getting chicks drunk/high so they're more likely to put out and young women offering themselves for good jobs, now are called rape. They're not and that's very disrespectful to women that have experienced *actual* rape.

I'm sure Kesha was happy with this arrangement when her records were selling and she she was a household name.. It was only after her records stopped selling that she began to resent the arrangement. I think she's hoping it will put her in the limelight again. It's not working.

>>83869687
>>83869643
>>83869641
being this autistically virginal

lmaoing at ur life tbqhfam

>>83869687
Even if you didnt find it funny you went on a rant because it offended you, you are a faggot and replied the literal same amount, stop getting so fucking upset christ

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>>83869639
>pasta

>>83869723
im not that fucking autist who made the shitty paragraph... dont fucking call me autistic

>>83869743
turbo autism: the post

have you even put ur penis in a vagina

>>83869667
Yes I'm sure everyone in your country gives away free stuff just cause. Also it's a kind gesture if you actually somewhat know the person. Asking for something from someone you've never talked to before is pretty rude. And it was satisfying for the anon who posted the story because she ended whining like a child when she couldn't get what she wanted. Any normal person would just keep walking and shrug it off

>>83858328
>people asking for cigars

God, I hate that kind of people.

>>83862197
>chloe in 5 years

>>83866962
Holy shit I didn't even notice the part with Cenk Uygur. My fucking sides

>>83869667
>t.triggered commie
Socialism is responsible for your country being a third world shithole if you weren't aware.

>>83869641
Being "Redpilled" started on /pol/ and has caught on outside of /pol/. Like all O.C, it starts on 4chan and gets out there and gets watered down. The general consensus on Reddit is extremely socially liberal nobody can deny that. You know this because you're one of them. The big surge of anti-racist feminist liberals like yourselves that have come here in the last few years are all from r*ddit or tumblr.

>200+ posts
>no video of it happening

>>83869776
>Asking for something from someone you've never talked to before is pretty rude.

why the hell would it be rude?

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>>83867354
>>83867318

>>83858887
Do you realize you basically dodged a threesome, right?

>>83869832
and capitalism for yours being a corrupt piece of shit with a murder rate higher than africa

>>83869876
Dude you just don't walk up to random person and ask for something. Borrowing a phone etc. is one thing, but actually asking to have something is different. Idk why you don't understand basic manners.

>>83869953
>Too afraid to say where he's from

>>83869776
>Any normal person would just keep walking and shrug it off
The funny thing is the friend she went over to whine about it to was smoking. That friend had come outside towards the end of the exchange. Bitch could have easily got one from her friend, so it was never about the cigarette, it was about the fact that she got denied something by a man and she fucking hated that.

When I initially told her no her response was "Thank... wait, no?" She already had the thank you queued up cause she couldn't imagine a scenario in which a guy would tell her no. If that's not entitlement I don't know what is.

>>83857203
>hymie
>/ourguy/
yeah no

>>83869438
top kek

>>83869953
You know what I find funny about you anti-capitalist redditors, the Venezuelans on /int/ all got banned from r/socalism because they were rangebanned and socialists can't stand hearing about people living under socialism.

>>83858328
lol this happened to me at a concert once
a fucking vaginigger whore said to me "you're cute, wanna go outside and have a smoke" and I told her no I came to see the band play and she couldn't process it. She stuck around for a few more extra awkward minutes bumping into me and trying to get me to pay attention but I just ignored her until she left
I fucking HATE women

>>83870040
>Venezuelans catch a rangeban from r/socalism
fucking kek

>>83859128
How is bee movie?

>>83869969
>you ask for something politely
>you get a polite rejection or the thing you wanted

It's pretty harmless and i don't see how it would affect your good manners. Why would you just assume the person would be a dick about it?

>>83865978
Not really. But sometimes we can approximate well to that kind of jewy neuroticism

>>83870076
I'm not exaggerating it's fucking hilarious, there was a Venezuela thread and the Venezuelans got rangebanned for being "trolls"

>>83869188
Just seems strange desu, with the context that she's "entitled" for bumming a cig, which both millions of men and women do on a daily basis, party situation or not. Seems extra salty to go into the intent behind the request imo.

>>83869870
Google it faggot

>>83869387
>Really? Because I've watched every episode of Seinfeld multiple times and I didn't know it.

You're full of shit because you'd automatically remember The Kiss Hello once you saw the Kesha vid.

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>>83868726
thank you

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>>83870401
>didn't take no for an answer
>whined to friend about not getting her way
>not entitled

>>83870512
Didn't see that part. Sounds like a real cunt.

>>83869387
there is no way this is true, you must not have paid attention at all. jerry is a borderline germophobe

>>83870494
God damn faggots

>all the salty virgins ITT

delicious tears of the ugly and unwanted

>>83869207
>Asians
>without handouts


Do you know nothing about Japan?

>>83857203
Proofs?

>>83870727
virginally autistic and autistically virginal

lmao fukking loosers never gonna put a penis in a vagina with that attitude LOL

ITT: Thot Patrol
"If she breathes, she is also a thot"

>>83869207
I wish asian shills would stop promoting their stupid race here.

>>83866212
>Being cruel for the sake of being cruel edgelord

Just turning down sex with a woman or as another anon said; not cumming is enough to make them almost cry.

>>83866324
Is that his daughter?

>>83858328
good lad

>>83870727
virgin is a state of mind. i cant stand entitled women.

t. virgin mind who has had sex with 8 different women

>In November 2014, Seinfeld said he suspected he was on the autism spectrum, citing difficulties with social engagement and reading body language.[75]

/OURGUY/

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>>83866406
>>83866977
>Get called out for being a white Knight.
>You-u guys are the redditors not me.

Leave.

>2017
>still not being a part of MGTOW

>>83870494
>/Got/ is reddit cancer.

Of fucking course.

>>83869491
>Im just joking because it clearly annoys you
The coolest motherfucker that ever lived, holy shit

>>83862197
why does she have a 60 year olds body?

>>83872488
Didn't have time to bury it.

>>83858328
tell a hot chick to fuck off. she will be wanting to fuck on.... you know what i mean

>>83858328
MOM'S GONNA FREAK

>>83870068
kek what a fag

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>>83858328
fuck it's a brilliant feeling isnt it?
>be me
>random stacy shows up at friends birthday and starts going through all the eski's
>finds my bottle of un-opened, hard-to-find, rather expensive german schnapps for the host/birthday boy which I was planning to drink with.
>random stacy proceeds to pour shots with her stacy friends all the while 'WOOOO"-ing.
>catch glimpse of bottle on the counter
>I sprint to the end of the counter then proceed to down all 7 shots in incredibly quick succession before their pretty little brains cant process it.
>flip them off, grab the bottle and told them to stay the fuck out of everyones shit

>they just stand there like deer in headlights.

>get incredibly drunk very quickly (was already pretty pissed at this point)
>girlfriend notices, I tell her what happened
>other people overhear and mention that they saw them going through eski's and putting drinks in their bags.

>host arc's up and boots them the fuck out before they had a chance to get their stuff
>car keys end up at the bottom of the pool, handbags thrown out into the street

>host DGAF as he didnt even know them (some random skanks his friend knew from penrith)
>ended up drinking rest of bottle with the host

was a fucking awesome party actually

>>83866324
Jerry "If you're not a Jew i won't chew" Seinfeld

>>83873140

what the fuck is an eski?

>>83866212
This would just be the weirdest thing to ever happen to her

>>83858328
What a fucking spastic. I bum smokes and people bum smokes from me. You literally denied giving her a smoke because she's a girl. Butthurt retard.

>>83873312
Eskimo?
I think he's from Alsaka

>>83873312
cooler/icebox to you amerifats

the shit you bring to the beach to keep your beer cold

>>83873140
fuck yeah show those slurries whats what

>>83864407
It disappoints me that cuck has just become a synonym for cheating. Cuckoldrly is so much more demeaning. It devalues the word.

>>83873366
>the shit you bring to the beach to keep your beer cold
Ice?

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>>83870494
The pedos on /tv/ are just one bot spamming cunny posts.

>>83873140

cool story bogan scum

kys

>>83858328
This was a satisfying read.

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>>83873552
present it cunt

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>>83869438
>>83868745
>>83867844
>>83873329
>>83866406
Settle down roastie lmao

>>83869358

>he believes /r9k/ is real life

>>83859953
>anon protects his virginity one more night

I can't be the only anon who does this.

>>83866324
If you scroll the page down so you can only see above her neck you notice that she looks like a man, and not a handsome one at that.

Who the fuck would recognize Kesha post-2009? What does she do? Nothing.

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>>83866212
Reality

>>83868666
>hey guys, i hate redditors
>but also racism is retarded

You aren't fooling me

>>83864407
Nice ad-hominem cuck

>>83858328
I rejected a girl who wanted sex bad. I was even nice about it saying I didn't want to because I know her uncle and he'd be pissed (the truth is I thought she was ugly) and she completely flipped out screaming at me calling me all kinds of names. A couple of white knights came in the room when they heard her yelling and were acting like I did something wrong.

Women can't handle rejection. She accused me of being gay too because that could be the only reason why I wouldn't fuck her ugly ass.

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>>83858328
>tfw shy and insecure girl

Why would you do that? I'm even more afraid to talk to guys now

>>83878410
If anything, that's a lesson.

>>83858328
I laughted as fuck, but I mistook luggage for lung.

>>83876325
gay detected

>>83867853
He would of hit her one more time

>>83858328
Why does this have so many replies

>>83878410
Entitled =/= shy and insecure
A shy bitch is annoying as well though.

>Put a disproportionate amount of effort to bridge some sort of connection
>"I don't see what you see"
>"Bla bla bla my this"
>"Bla bla bla my that"
It's like dude, why would I waste my time on someone I'm not interested in?
My presence alone should be validation enough if I'm "soo great"

>>83858328
if not pasta, good job m8, girls usually ask for free stuff and it's obvious they're not gonna fuck us so fuck off

>2017
>smoking cigarettes

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>>83858328
>/r9k/: the post
Plus
>cigarettes
You actually did the girl a favor. And faggots here think you did a solid. I forget how many faggots lurk 4chan and because of nu/pol/, how that number has increased by many fold.
Pic related, I'm sure you'd have given her your pack of menthol light 100's if she liked rice and roved u rong time

Pathetic

>these retards thinking Ke(dollar sign)ha is a dumb slut
>believing the Hollywood meme machine

>>83865978
I recall seeing a straw poll a while back and something like 1 in 6 people here were jews. I'm sure some of it was role playing, but it kind of makes sense. In general jews tend to be of above average intelligence and there's a correlation between intelligence and doing traditionally "nerdy" activities like video games and going on internet message boards.

>>83879321
>that topless pic of her w fresh negro jazz all over her tits
>not a diamond dozen slut

kys

>>83879988
I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

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>>83868224
>have sex
>deny yourself an orgasm
For what purpose?

>>83860286
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vn_PSJsl0LQ

>>83877750
Had the same thing happen to me. Chick was a porklet, I have (probably unreasonably) high standards. She was sleeping over and snuggling up to me in my bed and I said nah, not going to happen.
She also said I was either gay or a virgin. She was a nice girl, but fuck you bitch, if you fat you ain't gonna get my dickity dat.