>Are you here to buy movie tickets sir? Where's your date?

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y..you too

>and your OTHER min wage job LMAO

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>"Sh-she bought them while I was parking"
>"She didn't buy one for you"
>"uh..."
>"Sir?"
>"ya, she did. I'm gonna wait for her over here. She must be in the bathroom or something. bye."

>expecting me to buy her ticket
It's 2017 I can't even shitlord

you're one quality bitch aren't you? hold on... i'll be right back with a tub full of hot butter to throw on your face, ya vest wearing cunt. that way people can see the REAL 'monster' in 3D.

>>83856350
O.M.G. Did you just assumed my sexuality you dumb shitlord! I have you know I identify as a self-replicating binary fission trans-bacteria. Where's you're manger? I want've to speak to xer!

>>83856426

>Isolated seat
>no nigger behind talking or people kicked the back of the seat
>Maximum leg and arm space

10/10 would sit in

>>83856694
>right next to the door
>people walking past you constantly to go piss/buy food
>someone misses the step on the way back and spills their drink in your lap

No thanks.

>>83856755

This is only a problem if your an nonthreatening beta male

>>83856350
>*smiles*
>"I'm looking right at her"
>she starts blushing
>"Oh gosh, I can't do that, sir. I don't get off until 9!"
>"I guess I'll come back at 9 then, to help you get off ;)"

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>>83857024
fucking faggot

>>83857024
;]

>>83857024
>to help get you off the couch and onto the treadmill, you fat bitch*

>>83856350
>speak to manager
>get her fired and get free movies + popcorn for at least a year
Whew lad, that was tough.

>>83856350
"I'm looking at her."

>>83856350
>Y-you are, haha

>There's that minimum wage sense of humor!

Forget my date, what have you done with Robert?

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>>83857024
>>83857354
>>83857357
>oh uhh.. no thanks.. do you just want popcorn with your ticket?
>>83857429
we don't speak of him any more

>NEETs talking shit about minimum wage

Listen, sweeties, at least she has a job.

>>83857528
You better change things up or else I'm going to start losing interest. These (you)'s don't come cheap.

>>83857528
No do you have the activated almonds still?

>>83857535
>en, sweeties, a
FAAAGGG

>>83856350
>going to the theater alone
this is just a meme right? I mean even if you don't have a girlfriend at the moment you can just go with friends.

>>83857528
Haha yeah, I was just kidding haha

>Where's your date?
How can a be in a location? Its a measurement of time

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>>83857568
>why did you cup your hands by your mouth when you said "you"?
>>83857591
>no but we have kale flavored almonds
>>83857631
>haha good joke.....

>>83857628

I don't have any friends and I push all the women who are into me away because they'll never replace her.

Don't have a problem going alone, anyway. I go out to eat alone, I go to the movies alone, I do lots of things alone.

>>83857631
>"Oh you were just kidding? So I guess you're making fun of me now? I was actually considering it until you said that."

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>>83856350

i got stood up at the movies once and went in alone to watch a popular movie. n-never again...

>>83857667
Why the fuck wouldnt you just sell kale?

>>83856350
My date? Hahahahaha, good one. As you know, I am an asexual transgendered furbaby. Now please, give me my ticket. My diaper is starting to get itchy and I need to sit down.

>>83856350
Who do you think you are? I am worth $30 million. Can you even imagine what having that much money is like? Is that even conceivable in your tiny brain? How much are you worth? Oh what's that, not even $1 million? Do you think you get to talk to me like that? Well think again. My face is currently carrying the conviction of a mature adult laughing as he plays with the emotions of some nobody movie theater employee. A nobody. You think you can phase me? Even the very thought is ridiculous. I could crush you with a single phone call if only I could be bothered. That's how little you mean to me. It occurs to me that in years time when you've hit rock-bottom because of your actions today that I'll have no way of seeing you writhe in pain. While upsetting, I'll get over it. Just give me my ticket you swine.

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"You're good looking, you got a beautiful body, beautiful legs, beautiful face, all these guys in love with you. Only you've got a look in your eye like you haven't been fucked in a year. What do you say we see a movie and then you come back to my place?"

>>83857920
"no"

I'm looking at her.

*grabs cashiers pussy*

>>83856350
>*Leans in close*
>Uh, could you go on brake and send out a prettier cashier?

She fell in the manlet pit. She's getting gang-raped by Mexicans as we speak