>there is no channel 666 Why?

you have to show proof of jewishness to get that channel

>using Mediacom in 2017

>>83856279
same reason there isn't a 13th floor

The same reason Asian buildings never have a floor marked 4

You need to update your xfinity

>He still owns a TV
Did you get that from a liquidation sale? Or did you inherit it from a grandparent?

you need to keep refreshing to get it

Thought this was going to be a nostalgia thread.

>>83856613
Stupid Americans and their stupid superstitions.

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>>83856279
It's there.

You just haven't found it yet.

You didn't really think it would be that easy did you?

>>83856613
But I live on the 13th floor and my favorite channel is 666.

>>83856279
but I do have a channel 666. It's ZeeTV .... whatever the fuck that is.

>>83856279
The number of the beast

>>83856279
christcucks

>>83858708
more like
>murrica

Christians in euroland are sane

>>83858819
>getting their heads cut off by muslims

>>83858848
>getting shot by niggers

Ah such euphoria in this thread... Prepare to be upvoted my fellow enlightened gentlemen! Brace yourselves for gold!

Bloody Americans and their fairy tale delusions...

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>Doesn't have Xfinity
How often do you let homosexuals slam your ass unprotected op?

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>>83856926
whats wrong with having a TV?

>>83856279
im channel 666

roll down to dat impractical jokers senpai

It's not part of your cable package

>>83856279

It's only available with the "Oy-Vey-Shekel" package. Jews only I'm afraid. Great programming.

>>83858520
r u Satan

>>83859610
>>Doesn't have Xfinity
But I do. It's just the old UI

>>83859665
>bike on carpet
what are you doing son

>>83856539
when you live in the middle of nowhere in the midwest it's either Mediacom or Charter

Charter is the worst of the worst of the worst
Fuck those faggots

>>83860132
Ive never taken it out on a wet day. its always clean.

>>83856279
same reason many highrises have no floor numbered 13

>Having cable at all

wow its like Im really in 1985

>>83859610
Comcast is shit-tier

>>83856926
>watching films on a screen that's less than 42 inches wide
You laptop/tablet/phone plebs are revolting. Only poorfags and idiots don't own a big TV, you can get a good 55 inch TV for less than $500 nowadays.

>>83859665

Is your mom's name Connie Fath?

>>83856926
What do you watch movies on then? Your computer screen? Lame. What do you do when people are over and you wanna watch a movie? Go up to your room and crowd around the computer? Fucking lame. I bet you don't even have netflix

>>83856926
>He doesn't own a TV
So are you retarded or a NEET who can't afford a decent TV?

>>83856279
What's up fellow Mediacommunist? I read once that they have the lowest customer service of any cable company in the country. They earn it.

>>83856926
>Doesn't use plex and watches his movies alone with notifications popping up all through the viewing

Gross

>>83856279
666 is the MLB channel

>>83860299
Might as well lick the street

>>83864253
Go to bed Jack/Jake