>tfw no qt yandere mummy gf

>>83855371
she has a nice body and cute feet too

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>tfw a jealous ancient mummy suddenly shows up and kills your gf

imagine if you got to lick that musty mummy cunny

>>83855481
Eh, that might be a little more dry than my tongue would like.

But fuck me if I wouldn't still let her ride my face until she quivers in orgasm.

>>83855481
how would that taste or smell?

>>83855468
You're out on a swim with your gf when this qt 5000 year old mummy slaps her on the ass. What do?

>>83855728
like sand

unironically speaking

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>>83855371
Wait a fucking minute... how did they make plastic tubing back in the egyptian days?

>>83855826
That scene takes place in modern times.

>>83855869
way to spoil the whole fuckin movie asshole

>>83855901
Yeah, revealing that was a dick move. Sorry.

>>83855798
slap the mummy on the ass

>>83855728
If she was properly mummified, she'd taste mostly like salt.

>>83855802
It's rough, coarse, and gets everywhere

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>swn turn you into a mummy
>ywn rule egypt as a undead monster together with her as your queen

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>>83856135
jdimsa

>>83856156
damn, Tom Cruise looks like that!

>>83856127
>the sand is essentially her vaginal fluids
>gets everywhere
That's actually kinda hot.

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>>83856085
Good move anon.

>>83856085

Mmh, mummy's ass

>>83856325
Why are her fingers blue, was she giving Doctor Manhattan a hanjdob or something?

>Rewatching the movie again
>Get to the part where they show off the monster remains in Jekyll's lab
>Realize the giant tank in the background is actually holding the preserved remains of a giant squid
BACK THE FUCK UP. Is the movie trying to say that Captain Nemo exists in the same universe? I don't remember ever seeing any classic monster movies with a giant squid in it. I thought Nemo was Disney property too,

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>>83855371
>>83855468
>>83856156
>>83856325
GIV MUMMY GF

>>83856378
It's to mark your dick as hers when she gives you a handjob.

>>83856394
Nemo was in League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (WB iirc), also featuring Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde.

Is it fappable?

>>83856394
>I thought Nemo was Disney
Nu-/tv/

WHY *clap* IS *clap* SHE *clap* NOT *clap* BLACK

>>83856551
They wanted to make her attractive

>>83855798
Take her with me back home and get turned into a god and rule the world with her as my immortal queen.

>>83856551
They wanted to use a Middle Eastern actress

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>>83856551
>egyptian
>black

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>>83856575
How can mortal women even compete?

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Whats the deal with the TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBES

>>83856795

They are pumping supercooled mercury, which apparently stops evil, into her body to freeze her so they can dissect her.

>>83856795
They're injecting her with mercury
Mercury is monster kryptonite

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>>83856722
They just can't.

At all.

Seriously though, was Ahmunet a virgin? She didn't seem to know how to have sex at all. Or sex was really violent 5000 years ago.

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>>83855371

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>>83855481

>>83855371

>BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP

>>83857187
such is life

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>>83857035
>That scene at the end where she licks Cruse on the cheek and her tongue is like 5 inches long

>>83857035
Damn, that hime-cut

>>83857135
Tricky question.

She was a princess and never got married.
But she did seem to have a lover, the guy she intended to stab in her flashbacks.

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>>83856135

>>83857247
I honestly thought that was just some random slave or servant she picked, kind of like she randomly picked Cruse.

In the end she was really trying to hook tom cruz up with immortality and powers. The shit dident even take over cruz's mind hes just fighting not being evil about it.

I would of stayed with the mummy for sure she had passion and real just wanted to share her power with some one she loved

>>83857312
I thought that at first too, but when she explained what he had been for she seemed fond of him.

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giv mum.... wait a minute

>>83856413
hey, thats my line!!~

>>83856394
>>Rewatching the movie again
This is how I know this is just shitposting.

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>>83856415

>>83855371
immortal girls are truly the best girls, and if they have the ability to make you immortal they are absolute true top teir infinite waifu and should be loved by you for eternity.
this is also why shinobu is best girl

>>83857135
>Or sex was really violent 5000 years ago.
wtf i want to time travel now

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>>83857417
I have the money, I enjoy the movie, and there's literally nothing else to do in my city other then shopping for miles around.

>>83855371
>>83855468
>>83856325
>>83856722
>>83857035
Fuck, she's sexy.
Any Rule 34?

>>83857470
I do the same m8 and I live in a major city

its just a cool night cap to watch a movie if your not a poor faggot

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>>83857241
>that scene where she has undead servants hold him down while she straddles him and basically gropes him

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>>83857553

>>83855371
God I want to see her get spitroasted so bad.

>>83857553
>Straddles him
>Starts inspecting his face
>Starts inspecting his teeth
>Reminds him he needs to floss better
Okay this film lost all credibility there.

its a shame the movie wasn't sillier, I thought the campiest parts like the scene in the women's bathroom or the part where Hyde is unleashed, were when the film was the most enjoyable.

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>>83857620

>>83857553
she has some of the sexiest body language in that scene and her straddle is like pushing her puss right down on toms dick.

>>83857470
>>83857549
>trying to get into the kinotorium as a single
you anons must be very brave or very stupid. you're pretty much asking to be thrown into the popcorn mines

bags of sand

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>>83857692

>>83857620
Goddammit, anon...

That thought really fucking turns me on.

>>83857674
It's okay, I've constructed a life-sized mannequin resembling my waifu that I bring into the theaters with me. If they question why she's acting so dead, I tell them she just drank too much at the pre-show.

>>83857674
Who said i was single
I seen it with my gf and then with my brother

>>83857662
Not to mention that she was still half-mummified at that point.

That shit was kinky as hell.

>>83857643
>grabs him from behind
>presses her bandage wrapped chest into his back
>gropes his groin
>reminds him he needs to have sex more
okay, who was the wise guy that wrote this

>>8385780
cont. they dont need falcons in Baltimore they are too busy with niggers that it supercedes kinoposting traditions

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>>83857804
>Whole movie is kinky
>No rule34 of qt mummy

>>83857742
ok, but how do you get it past the penis inspection

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>>83857803
>Who said i was single

>>83856394
Nemo's public domain

>>83857860
The movie came out like a week ago in most places. Give it time.

>>83858020
>tfw still no decent WW movie r34
>tfw no mummy r34
content creators used to be faster

>>83857553
>>83857662
>>83857804
how did he not have a huge hard on for that scene? or did he?

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>>83857643
>Jenny shows up
>Nick yells for her to run for her life
>Ahmanet detects romantic rivalry and immediately goes in for the kill
>keeps wanting Jenny dead throughout the rest of the movie

You had to love some parts of it, though.

>>83857860
so commission some

>>83855371
uhmmmmmm, why isn't the mummy black?

this is problematic.

>>83857978
Yeah but why include Nemo? He's not a monster by any means, and he wasn't in any of the classic monster movies.
It's just really out of place.
>>83858089
Fuck if I was in his place I'd have a hard time not thinking about her straddling me and rubbing her vagina all over my dick.

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>>83858153
>that sternocleidomastoid
ohhhhhhhhhh bb yessssssssssssss

>>83858153
>>83855371
>>83855468
>>83856325
>>83856722
>>83857035
>>83857470
I want to lick her body!

>>83858089
Tom Cruise is secretly a homosexual.

You can't watch "Interview With the Vampire" and not see that Tom is more attracted to Brad Pitt than he's been with any female co-star.

>>83858057
This. I thought somebody would've made something after the trailer was released.

>>83858192
She's literally an African woman.

>>83858398
love that movie

>>83858398
>he didn't see the deleted scene where loli Kirsten has sex with him when he's asleep

thought it was an ok movie

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>>83858484
it was pretty disappointing imo, Cruise had literally 0 chemistry with the girl and the tone jerked awkwardly from serious to goofy

>>83858287
I wonder what her farts smell like.

>>83855371
So, is this movie a sequel to the 1999 Mummy movie, or is it a wholly unrelated movie with the same title?

>>83858651
unrelated reboot. minor easter egg reference to book of the dead. start of a future failed attempt at starting a universal monsters cinematic universe.

>>83858589
It was disappointing he did not stay with the love hungry cute mummy and treated her like shit when all she ever did was like him

>>83858651
wholly unrelated with the same title, though at one point you see the golden book from the 1999 movie sitting in an archive

>>83858710
they're probably still gonna go forward with the whole dark universe thing, but hopefully this will lead to a change of direction like WB did with wonder woman.

>>83858726
This.
He'd rather take bimbo blonde over the sexy mummy promising eternal life and her virginity? What an idiot.

>>83858710
>failed attempt at starting a universal monsters cinematic universe

this movie did fantastically well oversees
its basically the next transformers

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>>83857364
Not gonna lie, I might've done the same thing. Get immortality, get power over life and death, get a hot mummy wife, etc.

And the evil part of her plan seems to rely entirely on you choosing to be a dick about your power. You don't die, you just get turned into a god. You just have to not be a genocidal asshole and the world will be fine.

>>83858726
>you will never give a cute ancient mummy all of your love
just kill me bros

>>83859008
THIS you have a ETERNITY to rehab your evil sexy as fuck mummy with family issues (since her mother died during birth) and make her into a chaotic neutral god at the least.

>>83859008
Wait a second, she didn't even really have a plan in the first place. Literally it was >become queen but then that failed after 5000 years. Then she gets freed, and her new plan is literally just >find bf
How is she the villain again?

>>83859081
she's not the villain

>>83858726
ahmanet also killed dozens (or more) of innocent people in London, and she killed the king and her half brother in ancient times

don't fuck crazy

>>83859081
>How is she the villain again?
she isnt

>>83859081
well I mean she did kill people

>>83859195
She was from a different time...She never got any therapy or help from losing her mother at birth she could likely been taken care of and helped.

>>83859195
crazy girls=best girls
might be cause I'm crazy also :)

>>83859274
Because she was hungry.
When you get down to it, people are basically animals anyway.

>>83857860
There's a very disturbing JAV flick about a mummified corpse chick.

>>83859394
she also killed all the people on the plane

>>83859450
she cant help it m8

I'm will to go out on a limb and say Superman killed a fair number of people before he figured out his powers too.

>>83857643
The Ancient Egyptians were surprisingly hygienic and made the first toothbrushes.

>>83859450
Yea again she was from a different time and in the same vein that turned her so ruthless she never got any true love or attempt at emotional support about her mother dying and her trying to gain power (probably a symptom of wanted to control her world and prevent losing important things like how her mother dies out of pure chance)

>>83859496
HE absolutely did

>>83859525
That's not much of a surprise, actually. The ancient egyptians were generally plagued by dental problems, so I can imagine that they made an extra effort to take care of their teeth.

Sand often got into their foods which ruined their teeth over time.

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>>83855412

>>83859525
What the fuck I love Ancient Egyptians now.

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>>83859656
>mfw sand

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>mfw Sofia gets invited to talk on a live interview and she is forced to watch footage of her dancing :/

>>83859731
>swn hit you in the testicles with a staff
;_;

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>>83859799

>>83859525
according to Herodotus priests would shave their entire bodies daily, you should read chapter 2 of his histories (the part about Egypt) some time its full of interesting little bits of trivia

book 2 chapter 90, during a discussion on mummification
>Wives of notable men, and women of great beauty and reputation, are not at once given to the embalmers, but only after they have been dead for three or four days. This is done to deter the embalmers from having intercourse with the women. For it is said that one was caught having intercourse with the fresh corpse of a woman, and was denounced by his fellow-workmen.

her eyebrows are very nice

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>>83859807
That would be extremely romantic

>>83859908
for her

>>83859799
fucking Tom Cruise getting all into it and shit. How the fuck does he do it bros

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>>83859908

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>>83860122

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So the mummy might have still been a virgin, the bigger question is whether or not Sofia is a virgin?

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>>83860155

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>>83860265

>>83859868
That would be hella awkward if a female mummy got embalmed while some guys semen was still caking her vagina.

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>>83860161
Christ, Japan...

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>>83860309
look at how she exposes her neck yesssssssssssssssssss

>>83860265
>when she notices the size of your dick

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>"Why are you staring at me anon?"

>>83856551
WE

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>>83860395
>You realize she was looking at someone behind you instead

>>83855371
Is Sofia the female Andy Serkis?

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>>83860484

>>83860304
well they removed all the internal organs, then embalmed the thing in salts for 3 months before they wrapped it up so I think it would have been ok

>>83859195
>Mother is killed at childbirth
>Everyone expect her to be queen
>Spent the next 2 decades training and preparing for it
>Suddenly somebody else gonna have what you have trained your whole life for
Everyone would have break, she deserve the throne more than her brothers. Even the narrative says that Egypt would be strong under her rule

>>83860484
theres nobody behind me though.

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>>83860395

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>>83856551
>yfw an SJW appears

>>83860503
pls delete, no bully Sofia. She's a delicate girl. serkis is a goblin

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>>83860590

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>>83860579
that doesn't justify killing the king, she could have just waited for the king to die then taken over anyway like Hatshepsut (a real Egyptian Queen) actually did

>>83860626
The king is young and going to give it to her brother. By then she would probably be married away and lose all support

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>mfw she hasn't made a post on her twitter in 4 days
I hope the SJW's and critics didn't make her sad due to the reviews. Hope she realizes she was the best thing of the movie

>>83860652
Or she could marry her brother. That happened pretty often.

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>>83860676
>Hope she realizes she was the best thing of the movie

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>ywn go on a date with her

>>83855901

He literally used the spoiler tags. You have only yourself to blame, idiot.

>>83855468
>>83855371

They really, really should have gone the route of Ahmanet taking Nick for herself, for protection from other monsters in the world, rather than having her die and Nick ressurrect the blonde chick.

>>83860726
>Marry someone 20-30 years younger
Not everyone is Macron

>>83860676
>implying the best thing wasn't Russel Woah

>>83860762
i wouldn't know what she'd like to eat

>>83860762
*spills spaghetti in French*

>>83860060
He must honestly love what he does. He hasn't slowed down in decades and seems to always bring an absurd level of enthusiasm, even when he's working with literally whos.

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>>83860762

>>83860823
Human souls, obviously.

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She looks like a fun grill

>>83860868
s-she can have my soul

>>83860766
>taking Nick for herself, for protection from other monsters in the world
That would've been a genuinely interesting setup for a sequel or whatever future movies that are apparently planned.

>>83860726
yeah was gonna say this, the ancient egyptians were all about wincest

In fact the actual Ankhesenamun (who was supposed to be the mummy's gf in the 1999 movie) was married to Tutankhamen despite being his half sister. Kinda weird that they went with her for the movie considering the actual Imhotep died 1300 years before she was born, and...you know didn't kill the king.

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>>83860912

>>83860762
A cute CUTE

>>83860762
>so anon, you won the date raffle with your movie ticket, tell me about yourself

What do?

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>>83860868
ahah what would it be like for her to eat yoru soul just asking haha hypotetically you know.. for fun ahha

isn't her outfit a bit too revealing for a muslim?

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>>83860912
S-SOFIA THE ICE CREAM IS MELTING OFF THE CONE HURRY UP AND EAT IT

>>83856722
Reminds me of Don't Breathe

>>83855371
She's too cute for a monster honestly, it can distract you a lot
I'm not gonna watch the movie though, also she's in Kingsman and she's pretty good in it, felt some attraction towards her in that movie

>>83855371
It's nice to see qt mummyfu finally taking the place she deserves.
Stupid, stupid TC... Not making the patrician choice.
>tfw thw whole critic disaster could've been avoided if only TC had made the right choice instead.
>tfw you will never unwrap her bandages slowly...

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>>83860987
>not to mention she goes entirely nude in the movie
She's not a Muslim anyway. Well not that I know of

>>83860977
Sperg out, make myself look like a complete retard, run out of the restaurant in shame and cry myself to sleep for being an autistic fuck.

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>>83860987

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>>83858153

Post high res next time.

>>83860987
WE

>>83861046
Just imagine it, some lucky guy actually saw her naked on set.

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>>83860987
if only you knew just how lewd the ancient egyptian religion was

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>>83860977
i.. umm.... i do memes .. on the internet..

>>83861090
>ywn be that guy
>tfw your monster girl fetish has only grown worse

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>>83861074
>ywn lick her neck tattoos

>>83861113
>the two top gods have a feud
>one of the contests to settle their feud involved somehow making the other eat his jizz
Seriously, what the fuck...

How was Russell as Dr. Jekyll?

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>gf thinks this movie looks like shit
>can't go alone because Muvico has a no singles policy since the shooting in my area

How do I convince her to see it with me?

>>83861159
>monster girl fetish
its a shame most "monster girls" are just an anime girl with animal ears and a tail

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she;s always covered in white dust or white makeup to lighten up her skin
>muh cock

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>>83861190
Was one of the movies strongest parts no joke. He was really good and I liked the fight scene he had with Cruise

>>83861218

>Having a gf that's so about herself that she can't go see a dumb summer movie for two hours

Fucking dump her what are you doing? Jerk off and play more video games dawg, women are cunts.

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>>83861074

>>83861185
>I've got a king-sized sarcophagus
Well, that one does have a pretty nice figure...

>>83860920

Could have just bypassed the whole Set issue by having the dagger destroyed, but have something threatening happen to her and Nick saves her, so she seeks to repay the favor, since she has no goal for the near future. Maybe have Nick go with her to keep the world safe by being her moral compass and to keep others safe from her? Dunno just ranting. I guess I just didn't really like the sort of failed romance between Jenny and Nick.

>>83861185
I am both scared and aroused.

>>83861190
definitely one of the better things about the movie, there's one scene where he transforms and start's kicking Nick's (Cruise) ass while yelling in a cockney accent, that was pretty hilarious

>the mummy is trying to finish a ritual to put a god inside his body
>Jekyl's plan is to let her do it, then once the transformation is complete they destroy his body
>Nick is pretty fucking upset by this and steals Jeckyl's anti-transformation meds refusing to give them back until he agrees to come up with a new plan, which causes him to transform
>Hyde appears and starts kicking his ass "hey Jeckyl's the man what wants to kills ya, I just want to have some fun"

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>>83861291

>>83861299
What are you talking about?

She's all skin and bones

>>83861253
just like zoe saldana lol

>>83861352

Sounds cool actually, I'll go see it next week or something, I still haven't seen Wonder Woman

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>>83861291

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>>83861344
stupid sexy mummy

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>>83861352
I liked the scene where Cruise tells Crowe to let the Mummy go after the Mummy gets in his head and temps him to save her and Crowe is just like "Fascinating"

When will Hollywood realize that this is the type of female leads that men like to see? Not moral Wonder Woman stuff but a woman like this

>>83861383
IT'S NOT FAIR THAT SHOULD BE ME

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>>83861379
just be prepared for a mostly disappointing movie with a few fun moments

>>83860060
He's a true professional in every sense of the word. If he agrees to do something, he does it enthusiastically and as well as he can.

>>83861383
Fuck this. If they make a "Dark Universe" they should bring mummy qt back. Is there nothing we can do about it?

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>Movies that can't be made today but were

>>83855371
>they sincerely, unironically believed a female mummy villain would be marketable

>>83861468
>Is there nothing we can do about it?
Petitions.

Yes bring Sofia Mummy back please!

>>83861468
Imhotep came back for the sequel despite being slain in the 1999 Mummy movie, so I don't see wouldn't be able to return from the dead again if her character is popular enough and the movie makes enough money to get a sequel.

>>83861352
>"The ladies will love us!"
Agreed, Cockney Hyde was a lot of fun in his one scene.

>>83861468
If they really are copying Marvel, they'll bring her back along with a bunch of other monsters after a few films, like Marvel does with the avengers.

>>83861518
She was. She is the reason I wanted to see this. Loved Sofia in Kingsman and she is a 10/10 actress to watch on screen

>>83861535
Pretty much this.

Her body wasn't destroyed, she was basically just re-mummified to death. Throw in some more magic-god-curse stuff and she could be brought back again.

>>83861518
Well we're here talking about it now.

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>>83861380

>>83860060
scientology powers

>>83861501
I thought it was a pretty interesting setup, and I laughed when they said the village was named Haram.

>>83861468
They've brought the mummy back dozens of times now. Whether or not it was the same guy in the 1920s-40s I don't know.

They brought Imhotep back twice didn't they.

>>83860741
wtf is there a pizza in his pocket?

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>>83861630
>"Haram means treasure"
What did he mean by this

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>>83861778
>that sternal notch

>>83861824
I really got the feeling that this movie has been in development since early 2000's, and they were only able to get it done and released now.

>>83861548
>>83861590
>>83861660
Just hope someone out there thinks like these anons... And maybe be smarter about the script. We want Sofia alive in this...

>>83861778
I keep rewatching this watching all the body movements between the three. It's really fascinating to be honest.

>>83861778
>constantly touching, as if seeking physical affection
Cute.

>>83861897
We'll see how strong your resolve is once sexy Bride of Frankenstein shows up.

>>83861949
Bride won't come out until 2019. I wanna see their take on Phantom of the Opera but looks like that won't be made until a decade's time

I hope I am still alive by then...

Cinema and gaming are both pretty shit nowadays but I actually am looking forward to the Dark Universe

>>83861778
what is her deal? shes like bored animal latching on to anything

>>83861778
>before the spitroast
dude on the left is gay

>>83862034
Needy cutter

>>83862056
A man's anus and a woman's anus feel remarkably similar.

>>83862034
She was deprived of human affection during her childhood in ballet school.

>>83856325
mU..
MUH DICK

>>83862034
Spilling spaghetti in front of the camera.

>>83861046
She a french style agnostic/atheist

>>83862056
Who do you think getting spitted...
>>83861778
Beyond was actually a decent film. Shame it failed.

>>83861949
>Bride is going to be played by aging botoxed up Angelina Jolie
Yeah nice try.

>>83861778
without knowing the context of the conversation and going off body language alone, i'd say she's super horny, grabbed the left guy's leg, forgot he was gay, then settled for the right guy.

as guy on the right notices the leg grab, he goes "lol idiot he's gay remember? cmon man" then they link hands

meanwhile fagmo over there is mostly oblivious has he's trying to talk trek

>>83861778
>grabs your hand
>you're a faggot
The world is seriously fucked up

>>83862369
*leg

>>83862234
Bride of Wolfman then

>>83862317
Actually, based on the fact that she grabbed the finger of the guy to the right instead of actually trying to hold his hand. that she is in fact incredibly shy being under the spotlight. I think up to that point she'd only been a side character in another movie and being a supporting dancer that's really only there to fill space.
How does one even make the jump into starring in movie anyway?

This has been such a nice comfy thread.

>>83855371
Reeeeeee I wasn't suppose to fall in love with the Mummy.

>>83862748
Yes you were.

>>83860766
I don't think she's dead.

Fucking Benny got a cameo and Brendan didn't? Bullshit.

>look up Sofia's age
>lol she's like 24
>she's actually 35

>>83855481

>musty mummy cunny
>musty mummy cunny
>musty mummy cunny

that is surprisingly difficult to say

Holy fuck this movie is getting obliterated

>>83863002
>35 years old
>Starting her movie career now
>Not in her early 20's
S-She's going to be okay, right guys?

>>83863069
Have you seen the reviews?
>M-Muh age of wonder moman
A lot of people giving low scores are literally faggots trying to make shit political and thinking the movie is garbage because it has a female as the villain.

>>83863095
She could play my mommy for the rest of my life.

BTWhas any of you watched this? Better or worse than standard capeshit? Worth it?

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>>83863148
>thinking the movie is garbage because it has a female as the villain
Sweet fucking christ, I seriously hope we haven't actually reached that point. That kind of reasoning is just beyond unfair.

>>83863198
I've liked it enough to see it twice, planning on seeing it again in a week.
Definitely better then standard capeshit (and honestly I liked it more then Wonder Woman). Not as good as other recent capeshit though, like GOG.

>>83856413
no

>>83863198
It was good enough. It's better than a lot of Marvel movies.

>>83855371

>she's 35 years old

This bitch has no wall

>>83863148
no they aren't, lets be real here the movie was ass

>>83855371
the movie would have been better as a horror/romance anime desu

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>>83860766
>He literally used the spoiler tags. You have only yourself to blame, idiot.
are you literally retarded?

>>83861291
How am I supposed to take her seriously when the first tattoo on her forehead says "hey"

>>83862034
She's sad that her co-star died. She's being a nice lady

>>83863402
Yes they are.
Go to any review, and there's a 75% chance they'll mention Wonder Woman in some way as to why they don't like this movie.
And the movie wasn't "ass" it was decent.

>>83863453
That's what I'm talking about! It looked so much like Mummy girl was going to fall for Cruise since he's somehow cursed or whatever and then when they start introducing all the other characters for the universe Mummy girl would protect Cruise while he's doing his shit but in a Tsundere way.

>Cruise has to find Count Dracula or some bullshit
>walking along looking for Hellsing or whatever when low vampires try to attack him
>out of nowhere Mummy girl makes a locust swarm or wall of sand to protect him
>she sneers at him telling him to pay attention more as she disappears

So disappointing.

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A very well directed scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lh0bPjiKQJI

A shame the rest of the movie wasn't like this

All I wanted was to see a content, pregnant princess mummy at the end with Cruise. I don't think I was asking too much.

>>83863657
A nice idea, but a little bit too cheesy, even for this film.
I must be one of the few people who think we'll never see Cruse's character again.

>>83863829
I don't know about that. Him becoming Set and being stuck with an internal power struggle seems like too big a deal to ignore.

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>>83863657
They should make a sequel where Sofia Mummy is resurrected BUT she isn't evil but turns good and she joins together with Cruise and they fight some other monster.

Sadly it looks like there is no plans for a sequel and they are just sticking to the routine of doing a Bride of Frankenstein, Black Lagoon, Invisible Man movie.

Whether they all team up in the end or not? Anyway it will be past 2030 when all these movies come out so who knows if Cruise and Sofia will still be part of this universe.

FUCK! SO MUCH POTENTIAL WASTED

>>83863829
>I must be one of the few people who think we'll never see Cruse's character again.
I really do not know if he is coming back or not. By the looks of it, sadly not if you read this
>>83863905

>>83863829
Didn't Universal say that Cruise is going to be sorta like RDJ and be the facilitator for the other monsters and to help bring them together. He's going to be there for a good while.

>>83863638
here's where I get my reviews
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/07/movies/the-mummy-review-tom-cruise.html
http://www.avclub.com/review/seeing-tom-cruise-get-his-ass-kicked-again-one-mum-256439
neither of them said anything about Wonder Woman for why they disliked the movie, where the hell are you getting your reviews?

And yes it was ass, Cruise tried mightily to make the movie enjoyable, but pretty much any time he wasn't on screen the movie ground to a halt. There was literally 0 chemistry with the blonde girl, and the tone jerked awkwardly from goofy fun like that scene in the women's bathroom to deadly serious horror.

>>83863890
Jekyll did say that they were going to go looking for him, so there's that I guess.

>>83863940
All I know is that the director said that the other Monster movies will be standalone and other directors will be making them thus meaning Cruise may not be part of those

>>83863402
Not 2/10 score ass. Every other reviewer telling you to not go for Mummy and buy ticket for WW instead. Also people(as in liberal reviewers) hate Xenu Tom.

>>83863943
>I get my reviews from just two places
Good for you I guess?
>This movie was ass
So is your butthole, but I'm sure your boyfriend loves it.

>>83863986
Funny isn't it how much the critics are shilling Wonder Woman?

Do they ever stop to say how brilliant Sofia was as the Mummy?

>>83863986
please see
>>83863943

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>>83860987
>American education

>>83864009
You didn't answer my question, where do you get your reviews from?

also wtf kind of insult is this, 4chan is an 18+ website

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>>83863943

>>83864010
No she played a 'bad' character so they can't praise her

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>>83864017
>Literally using two reviews as evidence
Nice cherry picking there.

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BASED KOREA

>>83864046
that's not even a review of the mummy

>>83864062
I don't think you know what cherry picking is, those are the two sites I get my movie reviews from. Lets see your "evidence".

>>83861218
Just say you want to go together.

>>83864058
Same thing happened with Margot Robbie's Harley Quinn

>"LOOK AT HOW SHE DRESSES! SHE ISN'T A ROLE MODEL FOR YOUNG GIRLS"

>>83864106
Chinks love Tom Cruise.

>>83864128
..well she isn't. She's literally a psychiatrist in a mental asylum the shittiest job in her profession that gets taken over by one of her patients and becomes a villain. She's literally the entire opposite of what you want young girls to be....a girl in psychiatry.

>>83864010

She doesn't really do anything besides yell an da few action scenes

>>83864106
>screen rant
never even heard of this site

>>83863824
>pregnant
She's a magical mummy.

Her womb is probably barren and full of dust.

What would have made this better is if Tom was like Brendan and killed lots of Mummies with guns.

Instead all he does is use a stick to hit the Mummy once

>>83864172
ah shit, meant for
>>83864046

>>83864108
>>83864046
>T-That's not a review!
Yes it is. Anything that talks about a movie is a review.

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>>83864139
And hate spooky skeleton jews. Is WW even allowed in China? I thought they hated witchcraft and necromancy with skeletons.

>>83864183

Having Brendans charm would have helped as well

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>>83863531

>>83864182
She never had her organs removed and was mummified alive not to mention she sucked souls to rejuvenated through the movie im sure it does not stop at the skin level

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>>83864163
... and yet Harley Quinn was so popular as a Halloween costume for girls last year.

My point: girls prefer characters like Harley Quinn over Wonder Woman.

They like the rebellious type

>>83864223
It's a Tom Cruise movie. Of course it will be allowed in China

>>83864220
No, that's definitely wrong.

But even if it wasn't, why are you getting your reviews from this site?

>>83861291

w..what's she going to do with that stick

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>>83864224
I wanna rebuy the Brendan Mummy movies for respect but if there isn't any new features then it won't be worth it.

Anyone know if there is any extra stuff?

>>83864233
>Not the right hair cut
>Hieroglyphics are literally just a bunch of X's
The eyes aren't right too, but I don't think there's any contacts available that could mimic that effect.

>>83864260
Im talking about WW and that spooky anorexic skeleton. Mummy was tiny curvy and cute - just like chinks love them.

>>83864220
>Anything that talks about a movie is a review
That's a bit of a stretch.

With that definition, movie ads are reviews.

>>83864277
Ram it up your dickhole. That's what you really wanted her to do with that stick, right? You pathetic sick-fuck?

>>83864220
>Anything that talks about a movie is a review.
so this is a review then?
http://variety.com/2017/film/festivals/loving-vincent-major-pre-sales-annecy-world-premiere-1202463165/

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>>83864311

yes

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>>83864274
>Not my definition of review!
Yeah you can just stop moving the goal posts already.

>>83864336
I will ask you one more time, if you don't answer then you automatically lose forever.

where do you get your reviews from

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>>83864376
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=the+mummy+reviews
>>83864046

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>>83864296
I'm not gonna blame anyone for not wanting to draw a thousand actual hieroglyphs.

But yeah, some gold or orange-y contacts would be obligatory.

>>83864411
Well that's your problem, don't just google for reviews. Find some sites you feel have thoughtful reviews that you often agree with and read from there.

>>83864458
>thoughtful reviews that you often agree with
>Find a hugbox
Internet was a mistake.