Mommy Shelly Edition
>https://pastebin.com/dQ4VEADX
Prev>>83849914
I'd eat her cherry pie
DR WHO BETTER SHOW
>>83852825
Still beautiful as ever.
>inb4 Dougie is around for the entirety of this season and this general fucking defends it
Anyone else think the kid across the street from Dougies house was gonna get hit by a car before those carjackers got btfo? And then later on another kid actually does get hit. What did Lynch mean by that
>>83852825
I've actually been to that cafe, it's pretty bad
>>83852895
>hating on the best part of the return
That kid getting hit by a truck and the manlet killer were the highlights of the new episode.
Who was that band in the end?
>>83852911
a bunch of people who visit rural WA because of Twin Peaks say the food and coffee are pretty bad
>Dad comes to visit
>What are you watching?
>Oh, it's Twin Peaks, a renewed show from the 90s
>Never heard of it
>He lol's at Gene Kelly
>He lol's at the midget scene
>He also lol's at Chad making fun of the soldier
Went better than expected
>>83852911
How are the cherry pies and coffee there?
>>83852930
Sharon Van Etten
>>83852955
better than my father
>why can't you watch good shows like the Prison Break revival
>what the fuck are you even watching
>go back to your room
anyone else start to get bored
>>83853045
Bored of what?
>>83853045
I can't possibly get bored of anything when its 45 minutes a week, unless its the walking dead
please god let there be a Shelly nude scene
>>83853059
>83853059
>>83853059
AYUDAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
>>83853034
Yeah. My father watches pretty much everything that's shown on TV. He is not picky.
However, he prefers just watching sitcoms or stuff like that.
judy?
>>83852930
>the manlet killer
>>83853075
my nigger, do you think she'd be comfortable with that?
wtf bro
>>83853117
HE'S FAST!
>watching twin peaks with your dad
that's reddit as fuck boys
>>83853059
I can't verbalize it. Doug being guided from above? People being randomly edgy?
>>83852955
>>83853034
My dad is still butthurt about season 2 going to shit and refuses to watch S3 because "they're just making it up as they go along."
>>83853045
I seriously hope Cooper manages to snap out of the retard phase in the next episode, it's getting a bit frustrating. Yeah, yeah, lynched and all that.
>>83853045
I'm liking it more every episode
>>83853138
It makes sense now... he's Petes son!
>>83853152
quit watching it then. No one's forcing you to.
>>83853138
get into know you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqiFMYIDavI
>>83853158
Surely you don't think it's gonna happen in a snap.
>>83853045
The contrary. I'm enjoying it so much that i don't want it to end.
Redditors fuck off
This episode was great
>>83853158
I think we're getting close. If the key doesn't get to the Great Northern in episode 7, then we'll have Dougie for at least 3-4 more episodes.
Something that makes me curious though, is the whole David Lynch blackmailing Showtime for an extra 9 episodes. Are these first 9 episodes the extra ones? Or was Lynch originally planning to give us 9 episodes of Dougie and nothing else?
>>83852825
>when the middle age weight gain makes you thicc rather than fat
Based Shelly
>>83853147
I watch it with mummy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1Wm4kG6ON8
Dougie Jones is one thicc bih!!!???
>>83853217
>>83853230
that ain't thicc
>>83853138
this is sutile refences
>>83853045
I'm still loving it and I like the Dougie stuff a lot but if he doesn't go back to normal in the next 2 episodes it's going to be extremely agitating.
We're not gonna talk about Judy at all.
Fuck Chad.
>>83853117
N-NANI??!!!!!
>>83853223
No, wtf, he had the whole story written and they wanted him to condense it, clearly. They wouldn't just make up new shit once they got clearance for new episodes, he had it already and leveraged for total vision.
>>83853262
FUCK JUDY YOU MOTHERFUCKER
>>83853248
>shilling your normie meme video
what movie is this?
>>83853262
WHERE DE JEW GO?
>>83853254
you know what I mean faggot
god i want to smell madchen amick's armpits so badly
>>83853291
grease 2
>>83853310
if by smell you mean hump...
Who /madelinezimastits/ here?
>>83853317
So is Red (coin man) a spirit of the lodge or some shit?
>cooper comes back to his senses
>pic related comes to take Naomi back to the lodge now that her and sonny jim fulfilled their purpose
>>83853310
I bet they smell like cherry pie.
Two piles of dirt with no real peaks
OK seriously how much more of this Dougie shit do we have to endure? There has to be at least 10 episodes of regular coop right?
>>83853332
>>83853343
Doesn't seem so.
I want Naomi to yell at me
>>83853356
>that neck hair
>>83853375
>>83853369
deal with it faggot
>>83853317
Bowie played that scene perfectly. Pure confusion and here. Literally shit myself first time watching it.
>>83853045
I'm loving it but I'm bored as fuck of this general.
>>83853291
brap
>>83853346
Please let this happen.
>>83853356
How do you like your replacement by BRUTAL FUCKING MIDGET?
>>83853410
why did I laugh?
>>83853376
How did he do that with the coin then?
I bet he wants to suck on some garmonbozia
>>83853045
Nope. I'm only enjoying it more and more.
I've spent last 20 hours on this general, cast me ?
6/10 at best so far. such a disappointment. All of the new characters are uninteresting
>>83853369
I like the slow reincarnation storyline.
He's becoming more aware in every scene.
>>83853427
Most likely Horne was tripping balls in that scene. He might be someone who's been through the lodge though.
>>83853393
Oh, the shit.... it came outta ma ass
>>83853379
He's a hairy guy
>>83852593
>recrystallize garmonbozia
He deserves some share of the blame.
>>83853437
Richard Horne and magic motherfucker are pretty cool desu
>>83853455
>aw shit not again i should really learn to use my mirrors before beckoning small children across the road
>>83853425
cause youre from reddit?
>>83853455
Albert spin-off when?;_;
>>83853472
Dougie's wife is pretty cool too.
>>83853147
i watch it with my dad, were both huge Lynch fans, got a problem with that?
LYNCHED
Y
N
C
H
E
D
>>83853481
Terrible acting.
I am glad I've spent my last 20 hours on this general. Enjoyed it, learnt new stuff and had good laughs.
>>83853508
What did Albert mean by this?
>>83853518
>Update
>>83853518
are you dead?
>>83853291
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smooth_Talk
Who was in the wrong here?
>>83853536
>>83853518
don't die
don't die
DON'T DIE
HEY WASSA MARA WICHU IMMA DRIVIN OVA HEER
YOU DON'T LOOK
>>83853533
Singin' in the Rain joke.
Just a hunch I have, but Twin Peaks - I think the mystery of the show has something to do with that place.
>>83853562
MUUUUUUUURPH
>>83853536
>>83853558
No, I'm going to sleep now.
>>83853533
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w40ushYAaYA
>>83853562
kek'd
>>83853563
>>83853592
thanks
>>83853547
thanks
>>83853602
>That picture
You can't tell me she's not a slut
>>83853620
>>83853620
you're a slut
>Hello, Albert
What did she mean by this?
>>83853644
>>83853644
>she
>>83853644
Is that Laura Dern?
>>83853644
she meant "oh hi albert"
>>83853639
no, I'm a muffin
>>83853669
>Laura
>>83853669
It's Sia
>>83853644
She's paying her respects to Albert
>>83853644
I like her dress
>>83853669
does it look like laura dern
>>83853669
Yes
who is the lady?
>mfw people are actually defending this show
>>83853644
what does that nail colors mean?
>>83853644
>Lynch with the obscure VN references
one of us
Do you think Diane was always intended to be an actual person?
>>83853752
yes
>>83853706
I love it senpai
>>83853291
D-Diane??
>>83853752
it kinda sucks to be frank
>>83853752
That's a good question. I guess the real answer could be explored after asking whether the show was ever intended to actually return.
>>83852825
>>83853752
>>83853797
I love a suberversion of your expectations
YOU ARE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA
>>83853807
It wasn't intended to end
>>83853752
Yeah. But I thought the person Albert was going to look for was Annie. I was a little surprised when it showed Diane.
*blocks your path*
>>83853752
I always imagined Diane to be some homely secretary type, I'm disappointed with their choice
>>83853812
MANLET OF MURDER
>>83853752
In the Missing Pieces you can see Coop talking to Diane and it's assumed she's a person.
>>83853849
or autism confirmed
>>83853837
She's the agent Dale reports to, why would you think that
>>83853332
is that my china girl?
>>83853863
I don't know I never know what's going on half the time I just did
why is this shitty fucking show not going the way i want to
REMINDER: 119 is her current weight.She's a UFC fighter in strawweight division and she's trying to cut weight by using PEDs
>>83853871
aka JUDY
>>83853820
MISSISSIPPI
>>83853833
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Midget Assassination Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Keep Him At Arms Length Like Nigga Climb Up High Haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVgBpXu06mM
OH MOMMY
/tv/, may I share something with you?
What did Hawk find in the bathroom?
We all know that shitty acting is part and parcel of Twin Peaks, but the "acting" by the bystanders in the scene where the kid gets BTFO made James look like fucking [insert generally renown actor].
Seriously, what on earth was that about? Lynch please.
>>83853965
>>83853965
go on
>>83853995
>>83853999
trips of truth?
>>83853995
Pages from Laura's diary. Probably one with what Annie told her to write in FWWM.
>>83853995
erotic twin peaks fanfiction
>>83853999
Maybe it's just me, but it seemed that there were just far far too many people as well. I think maybe Lynch was handing out cameos for people related to the cast and crew.
>>83853946
in other words
ELETRICITY
>>83852895
what would we gain from a witty Cooper that figures out the evil Coop thing right away
>>83853515
Bullshit.
>>83853995
Pages from Meriwether Lewis' diary
>>83853346
And he is played by Michael Gira
>>83853630
Huge, she believes there are only 2 genders
what the fuck is this show anymore?
>>83853234
same. we had to turn it off at the truck accident part though. It was too much
>>83854092
kino
cant wait for the eclipse
>>83854092
Kino
>>83853515
This whole scene was so cheesy that I'm sure that it was intentional.
>>83854092
Mr Magoo's Otherwordly Adventures feat. CGI Tree
>>83853156
Hes not wrong
>>83854092
kino
Dougie at work scenes = best scenes
>>83854092
magic killer midgets
killer mike was having fun
>>83854072
>Did Merriwether kill himself or was he killed?
gee, thanks Frost, I though this was a TP book though?
>>83854027
What? This makes no sense. Annie came to town after Laura died, they never spoke. Rewatch the show and pay atention this time.
>>83853156
>>83854129
https://youtu.be/AWKq-xnAaC8
GRAND THEFT AUTO
The LOG lady STOLE my TRUCK
>>83854173
I want to protect his smile.
>>83854182
bait
>>83853999
Sounds like stupid nitpicking to me. Same people that didn't think Donna should have cried in the pilot. I say these are human reactions and you people want actor reactions.
>>83854173
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0ijOe3sGEk
Vlog Lady was on point.
Young Horne is definitely Laura reincarnate.
>>83854092
quinoa
Do you think Richard drives a crappy truck because the Horne family hates him and won't give him real money?
wtf captcha
>>83854181
Memes aside, he was obviously killed, and in a very sloppy way.
Coop needs to wake up soon.
>>83854227
young horne is nothing like Laura what the fuck are you smoking
>>83854238
He's probably Jerry's and Jerry is full bum mode rn
I'm scared of assassin midget because when I imagine myself holding him at arms length he icepicks me in the arm, when I imagine attacking him I miss becaue he's so low and he just ducks lower, and when I imagine tryng to back away he just rushes in and stabs me in the chest like he did that woman.
>>83854227
if anyone is Laura reincarnate it's Shelly's daughter
Richard is new Leo if anything
Trump is TP canon
>>83854302
trying to find counterparts is gay
>>83854322
Now we're not gonna talk about islam, in fact we're gonna turn the other cheek and leave islam out of this
>>83854302
Feels more like the new Bobby, except 100% more asshole
>>83854209
m8 you can't be serious. I had no problem with Donna, Lara Flynn Boyle is (was) 15 times the actor that these people were. I know they were extras, but that was the most unnatural thing I've ever seen. Seriously, rewatch it.
what the fuck is the difference between MOROSE & NTb? They seem about the same. Which should I dl?
>>83854141
Who /Phil/ here?
>>83854336
this, Lynch isn't George fucking Lucas. If Horne Jr. is anybody's counterpart it's Frank Booth
>>83854322
the pope looks like mc ride
what is it about generals on 4chan that they start developing their own identity, in-jokes, rituals and memes after just a few days after launch? it's interesting honestly
>>83854255
He is though.
Did you even watch FWWM?
>>83854275
Jerry's making $$$ from legal weed sales
>>83854367
You mean Steve Albini.
>>83854377
>>83854367
Phil is the next to die at Meanest-Mini-Motherfucker hands. Screencap this.
>>83854377
Yeah, just like the "Dougie Jones is one thicc bih" one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1Wm4kG6ON8
>>83854375
>your brain on /mu/
>>83854367
Is this a Kubrick reference?
>>83853965
of course general hammond
>>83853900
is the song inspired by twin peaks?
>>83854375
zach is such a qt
>>83854402
Of course, but I don't see any similarity beyond being very sexually active.
>>83854417
quit shilling your shitty meme video
>>83854436
all bowie videos are tP canon
>He's not reading the Mark Frost book with the Audiobook
you're missing out
>>83854377
Read some academic papers of memes as cultural genes lad
>>83853943
Is this real? If yes, mind = Lynch'd
>>83854377
Humans gotta meme
The midget kept doing a fucking stirring motion with the icepick after he stabbed it in like he was trying to stir her guts up. I was laughing in horror.
This is the greatest show in years.
>>83854377
Generals gather people familiar with the material, familiarity with the material helps spreading the jokes. It's all one big "i understood that reference"
You try make somebody laugh with this pic without knowing the story
>>83854355
MOROSE capture a Hulu stream, whereas NTb losslessly decrypt the Amazon source. NTb is better quality but MOROSE are always way faster.
t. BTN
>>83854491
It isn't, sorry.
>>83854478
it is a fucking recap
>>83854367
/here/
>>83852825
meanwhile Chris fucking Pine in the bkgrd
>>83853170
looks like a witch here
>>83854478
not canon
BLUE MIDGET
>>83854417
>
lol its too funny
>>83854453
Hanging out with people who will eventually fuck her/him over.
Doing dumb stuff in general.
>>83853147
No offense anon, but you seem like a massive faggot.
>>83853331
for sure
>>83854624
>>83854478
Link the audiobook.
>>83854604
That seems more like Bobby than Laura.
Read my fucking book.
>>83853551
The CGI guy
>>83853170
>>83852825
YES! YES!
>>83854658
pastebin
>>83854673
ask nicely
>>83854510
>>83854516
I get that, but there's more to it. Every single thread has the MISSOULA post, the OH ANGELO post, the shit just came out of my ass post, at least a few variations of a banepost and the list goes on. it's not even just the exchange of information and jokes, it's an endless repetition of the same shit for no other reason than just posting it for its own sake.
really brews my coffe desu lads
>>83853551
The road
>>83853562
who the fuck is this guy?
>>83854718
>we
>>83854478
Holy shit he doesn't even know how to spell Katherine, it's clearly with a K as seen in the opening credits of S01E01
>>83854718
at least the helloooooo fags went away
>>83854753
i want to fuck that thing
>>83853156
my dad is the same
he also thinks fwwm is shit
>>83854751
Mark Frost
>>83854187
man a GTA: Twin Peaks would be so comfy
>>83854525
WEBRiP is not lossless decrypt homo, they encoded at CRF 17 from the lossless source since they're plebs and can't even decrypt DRM with custom tools
>>83854751
Based Richard Horne
FUCK GENE KELLY YOU MOTHERFUCKER
>>83854773
call a manlet and have him killed
>>83854767
HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>83854788
Deadly Premonition
>>83854711
>mediafire
Fuck that.
>>83854773
>he also thinks fwwm is shit
better hope he's not your real dad
>>83854129
you'd be wrong if you thought they ever weren't "making it up as they go along"
they were from the very beginning
>>83853223
He obviously asked for 18 episodes to get more money, and just stretched out the same story he had written for the 9 episode version. It is literally obvious from the end result: every take is twice as long as it actually needs to be.
>>83854773
Isn't it weird when parents have the same interests as the kid, I'm glad my dad just watches old Brando movies, I wouldn't want to talk about Twin Peaks with him
>>83854767
HELLLLLLOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOO
>>83854790
But you can of course.
You just don't, because it's a waste of your skills.
/ourmommy
>>83853965
>>83854839
Of course
>>83854839
Oh look Horrible Subs is flipping out again and projecting hard because they can't decrypt Amazon streams. It's my fault, right? Keep pretending Amazon is low quality stream, HS. I'll be laughing my ass off as always.
>>83854807
are you autistic?
>>83854788
Right?
>>83854874
That's right, get the autism out in this thread then we won't need to put up with it in the next one.
>>83854876
I'm not downloading 20 files individually.
>>83854874
Cringe
>>83854788
GTA V has a pacific north west area already
>>83854767
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Vbo4F6lS7w
>>83854791
Yeah how the hell did he get away with this?
>>83854916
have you been on the internet in the past 10 years?
Proud T430 owner here
Finally validated
Fuck your macbooks
>>83853837
>"I have been assigned a secretary. Her name is Diane ... She seems an interesting cross between a saint and a cabaret singer."
That's a quote from the 1991 book The Autobiography of F.B.I. Special Agent Dale Cooper: My Life, My Tapes.
>>83854951
You apparently haven't. Don't reply to me again.
>>83854986
wew lad, fucking end it.
>>83854986
>>83855002
>>83854951
now kiss
>>83854953
i have a thinkpad and it's utter shit
i long for the days of my macbook every single time i use it
HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>83854322
Lana the red haired girl dates him.
>>83854322
They missed so much Bowie's potential
we need some ike the spike gifs
>>83854565
It was already proven to be canon when Bobby brought up the meeting between BadCoop and Garland and when Tammy appeared in the show. Cry more.
>>83855020
better take that double mortgage then, normie
>>83854345
Bobby is kind of like shellys daughters boyfriend. Its setting up for him to end up a decent person even if its offscreen when the season ends
I feel like the only really dependable defense against an assassin midget is a bodyguard midget.
>>83855049
>>83854525
>MOROSE capture a Hulu stream
there's no way in hell that's a recording of a hulu stream
>>83852825
I want to do terrible things to Shelly.
>>83854535
why did he change the glasses
they were iconic
>>83855071
Proven noncanon by all the other stuff we know is not true. Fuck off Frost.
>>83854791
when did they say his name?
was in the credits?
>>83854718
The Oh Angelo meme predates /tpg/ by quite a lot
>>83853515
LYNCHED
>>83854986
Kill yourself
>>83853138
this fucking guy
>>83854953
Wait is that really a FOUR THREE ZERO Richard and Linda two birds with one stone edition ThinkPad?
>>83853705
Leslie Linka Glatter, director. Also worked on Mad Men, Homeland.
>>83853156
My dad really likes windom earle and he gets pissed when anyone mentions the shitty episodes saying "it gets good again a few episodes later, what are you bitching about"
We have a tradition of watching fwwm on his birthday
I guess my dad is your doppeldad, he isn't enjoying season 3 that much for now though
>>83855350
dunno
i have a t430 though
that one looked a bit slimmer