>you will never be a successful arthouse director

Make a movie.

make a short movie. All you need is a camera. write a script. make it artsy. Do it for the craft, not to get famous.

>tfw no friends to make movies with

doing it all by yourself feels too lonely

>>83846152
I just wanted to make comedies but I think my first feature should be a serious project. Better to do something that the festivals will wank over, then have fun making whatever.

record yourself exercising in the dark for an hour
no lines
barely see anything
pure kino
give me writer credits.

>>83846263
ok, should i have a low electric hum in the background?

>>83846243
Those conditions make for the best isolation/psychosis themed films. Make your dreams come true anon, harness that anguish.

>>83846152
Go for it, man. I'd love to meet someone who makes movies, but it's not too many people in a small southern town interested in the same stuff as me.

Are there any one man kino's that have been somewhat successful?

>>83849787
I don't know, but it's pretty limited when you're the cinematographer, director, and primary actor. You basically have to do Tarkovsky-tier ultra-long open shots.

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>>83846152
Feels good man

>>83849787
The first half an hour of Chantal Ackerman's "Je Tu Il Elle" (1974) is basically a female neet fucking around in her house

>>83850380
Except she isn't a neet because she can get drinks with a guy off the street and then have lesbo sex

>>83846152
>arthouse director
>successful
Pick one

>>83850632
You can have lesbo sex if ya want.

>>83850632
Sure, but for the first half hour it looks as though she is

>>83846152

Given the context of the accompanying language, this is one of the best wojaks I've seen in the past year. Well done OP/Wojak artistê.

Speak for yourself :^)