What was his fucking problem?

He was a typical teenager, always dying to have a stroke

He's 35 with 300 million in the bank what's your fucking problem?

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>>83841047
>>83841047
>Malcolm in the middle
>isn't in the middle

>>83841047
Why do people like this show?
Did I not like it because I wasn't a kid when it aired?

>>83841129
>Why do people like things?
hard-hitting question pal.

>>83841129

Leddit is that way.

>>83841105
He's the middle child, you dunce

>>83841256
Jamie never happened.

autism

>>83841047
He got molested.

>>83841047
He, along with the others were molested by the crew. Bryan Cranston couldn't do anything.

>>83841047
YES

>>83841256
>Francis
>Reese
>Malcolm
>Dewy

How can he be the middle child when there are four kids?
Now take something like the Simpsons where Lisa is the middle child.

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>>83841337
>implying Bryan Cranston isn't the mastermind behind it all

>>83841430
Son...

>>83841129
probably. it was pretty subversive for its time. every member of the family is neurotic in some sense from the start. flanderization gets BAD near the end but it is interesting how francis is fleshed out into basically becoming his father.

>>83841325
>>83841337
>>83841493
kys

>>83841563
Let me explain it in such a way that even your tiny American brain can understand it.

The Simpsons
>Bart
>>>>Lisa
>Maggie
She's the middle child.

Family Guy
>Meg
>>>Chris
>Stewie
Middle kid


Malcolm X in the middle
>Francis
>Reese
>Malcolm
>Dewy

Unless you count Jamie. But he was only introduced from season 4 onwards.
But for arguments sake let's say he was counted then it's correct that Malcolm was actually in the middle
>Francis
>Reese
>>>>>Malcolm
>Dewy
>Jamie

>>83841697
Francis left home and amongst the 3 at home, Malcolm is the middle, hence the title. Stop taking everything literally fucking dumb burgers.

>>83841047
dwarfism

>>83841839
>Francis left home
Unless he had died, he would still be counted as the first brother.
It's irrelevant whether or not he was actually at home or not. The departure of a sibling does not invalidate his seniority.

>>83841951
Middle also refers to middle class.

>>83841697

He was in the middle, just not necessarily alone in the middle.

>>83841951
jesus christ you're autistic get medicated my man

>>83841129
It's a "slice of life" show and a product of its time. If you didn't watch it during its time nothing will really relate to you.

>>83842024
>malcolm in the middle
>malcolm isn't in the middle

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best episode

>>83841047
YES. NO. MAYBE.

>>83841047

Which one? Malcolm or Muniz?

Malcolm because he's your typical insufferable know-it-all and also has a cunt of a mother.

Muniz because he was the worst actor/character on his own show and he knows it. He also failed at wifing Amanda Bynes and keeping her non-degenerate and he knows that too. All it takes is one look at his twitter feed to see how insecure he is. It's amusing as hell for someone who will never need to work again in his life.

>>83842170
Reese was 10x worse than Malcolm tho

>>83842015
Then why wasn't it called Hal in the middle or Lois in the middle?
The middle in "Malcolm in the Middle" refers to the incorrect fact that he's the middle child.

>>83841047
shitty upbringing

>>83841129
probably yes + some people have lived this garbage. In my house we would not tolerate such things and while my parents were neglectful they were never unfair

>>83841047
bloodclots

>>83842222
>Then why wasn't it called Hal in the middle or Lois in the middle?
Because Malcolm was the main character? Are you brain damaged?

>>83841951
even if he had died he would still count. it only does not count if they are step siblings

>>83842015
Then why are they so fucking poor

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>>83842266
Your childhood sounds hollow as fuck

>>83842337
maybe but I also don't have a lot of the neuroses that the people with "adventuresses" childhoods do. What idiot would want to live a sitcom

>>83842296
Then the argument of saying it's called Malcolm in the middle because they are middle class doesn't hold true.
You are countering your own argument.

>>83842137
Unironically yes. The ending where both real life and her imaginary version of her other life implode around her was pure kino

>>83842137
elaborate

I always figured it was because Malcolm and his family were lower middle class.

>>83842811
How is that countering my own argument? It would be called Hal in the Middle if Hal was the main character. They are all middle class.
Seriously, you're brain damaged. Go see a doctor.

>>83843058
gender swapped kids
fat hal
lois wants it at first but realizes having 4 girls would suck more than 4 boys

>>83843090
They are not middle class anyway, you dumb cunt.
They are poor as fuck. Did you even watch the show or are you just memeing like the autist you are?

>>83843167
They own their house. That's middle class for that time

>>83843266
>They own their house
Swimming in debt for the rest of their miserable existence makes them poor.
They are also barely able to support their 4 sons (excluding Francis).

>>83842329
They aren't below the poverty line.

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his tight shota butt was ravaged by big muscular gays

I understand the title now. It refers to the fact they aren't middle class or working class but in some sort of limbo between them.

>>83841129
It's got that early 2000s vibe captured in a bottle.

>>83843443
They are, they just ride a roller coaster up and down the line, depending on the needs of the ep

>it's a Dewey goes on an adventure in the background of everything else episode

>it's a Reese is actually a pathetic sperg episode

>it's a Commandant Spangler episode

>>83843507
You can be in a middle position without being the "median"

>>83841129
I had his type of family and every thursday this show would bring us together but on its own its very funny.

>>83841047
Manletism combined with an early receding hairline.

>>83841047

Matthew in the Median

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>>83841105
Malcolm's family represents the American middle class of the 90s and that is why this show is so popular on this board.

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>>83843548
>reese is actually a friendless loser
>still got the hottest girl in the series
THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS REEEEEEEEEE

>>83841129

I didn't watch it until I was 25 and I still love it

>>83841047
He was genius kid raised by a not very bright controlling mother and a retard beta father, and grew up with two older deliquent and retarded brothers.

>>83841047
Not even Frankie Muniz likes Malcolm.

>>83841129
I liked it because it captured the relationship brothers have extremely well.
I didn't have parents growing up so I didn't really relate to that watching the show as a kid, but goddamn somehow the middleaged people writing the show fucking nailed how it felt to be siblings growing up in the 90's and early 00's.

Rewatching it as an adult, Hal and Lois weirdly become the main characters of the show as your brain relates with their problems, and it's actually even better.

>>83843548
>Commandant Spangler

f

>>83843931
Childhood is idolizing Hal. Growing up is realizing that Lois makes more sense.

>>83843707
You talking about the russian girl? wasn´t she with Reese just because she wanted citizenship?

>>83844000
Yes.

Reese literally got actually cucked.

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>>83844000
Alison

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>I didn't want to have to tell you this Dewey, but if you don't buy me, you'll die!

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>>83842137
Girl Reece looks kinda derpy there tbqh

>>83843148
don't forget how hot the girl who played female Francis was

>>83844060
isn't it only cuckolding if Reece was okay with it/ enjoyed it?

He's just smart, okay?

>>83841129
Because it's hemuonely one of the greatest sitcoms to have ever aired? Fuck off you reddit clown, maybe /co/ is more to your tastes

>>83843544
>Malcolm's family was a literal mirror to my own life
Me and my 3 brothers were the same ages as the main characters and we lived in a similar home and social class. But everything to the clothes, the toys, the music, is disturbingly spot on

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Piama was best girl

>it's a Malcolm plays the sims and apparently his character is one of us episode

Reminder that Francis was a race mixing faggot and no amount of comfy Marlon Academy episodes can ever save him from that

>>83844689
Same except it all went wrong when my parents divorced and it's been downhill from there.

>>83843665
>90s

>>83844742
Same. Ill always have until 2007 though

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>>83844751
*late 90s early 00s

>it's a francis has a different black friend every episode episode

Pre-baby Dewey was the best character on the show, post-baby Dewey was the worst

Really makes you think

>>83844699
>>83844699
Whats a star world?

>>83844798
>premiered January 8, 2000
Hmm
im just fucking with you, it just triggers my autism when you see something like a music video from 2005 and some kid born in 1998 comments "I miss the 90s"

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who is he?

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Best TV milf of all time

>>83844913
the guy who raped Dewy on set
>it's a hood not long hair

Spangler in a speedo

>>83844946
>that episode of Wilfred (US) where she forces Elijah Wood to go down on her
Hnnng

>>83844578
Anon, I.. Never mind.

>>83844972
i thought it was a hood/rain coat the entire run of the show

>>83841493
Obviously kid from Home Alone

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>>83844946
As much as I like Lois, I'm gonna have to disagree.
Megyn Price on Grounded for Life was best TV milf

>>83845031
I thought he had a red bandana and long greenish black hair

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>>83844884
For some reason, Malcolm in the Middle reminds me of pre-9/11 America even though most of the episodes aired afterward.

>>83845118
this

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What did they mean by this?

>>83845220
Post more Webms

>>83845117
fuck yes Megyn is so fucking hot

>>83843390
Implying the entire show isn't a critique about the middle class, and that's what the ending was about when they said he had to be President

>that episode where Hal yells to Abe I'LL OWN YOU

This show was ahead of it's time

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>>83844998
Video please

>>83844946
That's not Gillian

>>83844699

How did Malcolm's neighbour manage to fuck all those women despite looking the way he did?

>>83841430
You're forgetting the baby you ultra pleb.

Neck yourself.

>>83845772
The women were old and ugly, just like him.

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>tfw no Piama gf

Just shoot me bros...

>>83841129
>Why do people like this show?
Because it's a legitimately good show with funny and clever writing? Why do some people think that just because you weren't born when it came out that you can't appreciate something older than you?

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>>83841047
he never learned

>it's a Bryan Cranston was the only one with a lucrative career after the show ended episode

>>83846114
And?

>>83846157
I thought it was a funny one is all

>>83846114
>muh breaking bad
REDDITOR SPOTTED

>>83846276
You should get a dictionary sometime, but before that tell me the last show or film you saw any of the sons in

>>83846114
The kids couldn't act for shit.

Malcolm wasn't the middle child until the middle of the series, and the series ended when he stopped being the middle child.

>>83846388
Sharknado 3

>>83846388
Wendigo

>>83846703
He was always a middle child. He wasn't a "median" child. "Middle" doesn't imply absolute median.